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If you were to open a pub, what would you name it? The only rule is that its name must begin with "The".

>The Wailing Gypsy

>> No.7084705

The Pretentious.

>> No.7084707

The Place to Drink and Watch Sports

>> No.7084718

>>7084699
The Bar

>> No.7084723

The Boneyard

>> No.7084726

The Swan and Paedo

>> No.7084737

>>7084699
>dude Americans St. Patricks day dude Guiness lmao hey bro I'm like 5/32 irish on my grandbrothers sisters side wooo USA USA IRA IRA USA USA IRA IRA

>> No.7084742

the cock and plucker

>> No.7084744

>>7084699
What the fuck is an open pub? Are you giving the drinks away for free?

>> No.7084754

The Cock and Cock

>> No.7084899

The Alpha Cock

>> No.7084906

the flavortown towncentre

>> No.7084907

>>7084744
hehe

>> No.7084918

>>7084699
The White Genocide

>> No.7084929

>>7084699
The Randy Trout

>> No.7084937

>>7084699
The Tooting Spoon

>> No.7084950

The One Old Guy in a Crowd of Millennials.

>> No.7084952

>>7084950
>pub quiz night
>that one lonely old guy who always wins

how

>> No.7084953 [DELETED] 

>>7084699
I would name it "muh dik"

>> No.7084963
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>>7084952
beats me

>> No.7085013

The Plastic Paddy

>> No.7085023

The the the

>> No.7085027

The Stained Polo

>> No.7085079

Free the Pedos

>> No.7085081

The Meme and Carbonara

>> No.7085096

the bart, the

>> No.7085101

>>7084699
The Slammin' Salmon

>> No.7085178

>>7084699
The Queen Anne's Revenge

>> No.7085440

>>7085096
underrated

>> No.7085441

>>7084699
The Under Hand

>> No.7085444

http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

>> No.7085448

the slurp 'n' burp

>> No.7085494

>>7084699

The Moon Under Water

http://theorwellprize.co.uk/george-orwell/by-orwell/essays-and-other-works/the-moon-under-water/

Old Eric Arthur "call me George" definitely had a /fa/ and /ck/ approved pub ideal

>> No.7085499

The Nigger's Retort

>> No.7085500

The one Bar of Health
E-sport's Bar

>> No.7085506

The business owner needed help with this

>> No.7085508

>>7085096
How can a man that speaks German be evil?

>> No.7085509

Pints & Pickles

>> No.7085540

>>7084699

The Almond Scented Gas Chamber

>> No.7085546
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The Six Faggots

>> No.7085549

>>7085546
hehe

>> No.7085553

The Crying Kekold

>> No.7085558

I've been told there's a pub named after the Black Dog myth in every village in England.

I always thought that was a very evocative name. So even though it's become a bit generic, "The Black Dog" is a dope pub name that I'd totes use.

>> No.7085559

The Englishman who went up a hill and came down a mountain

>> No.7085565

>>7085558
Someones having you on mate. I've lived in various villages all over England and have never, ever heard of a pub with that name.

>> No.7085568

The Clap And Bong

>> No.7085573

>>7084699
The the the.

>> No.7085583

The Who What Where

>> No.7085584
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7085584

The Bus that couldn't slow down.

>> No.7085588

The speedy speed boy

>> No.7085609

>>7085565
http://modernfarmer.com/2014/06/black-shuck/

I guess I misremembered. It's still a cool name.

>> No.7085614

>>7085558

There's a (sort of famous) pub in Linlithgow called The Black Bitch

>> No.7085626

>>7085558

There's a pub on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts called The Black Dog

>> No.7085667

The Eagle's Nest

>> No.7085674

>>7084699
The Spam Harbor

>> No.7085676

>>7084699
No Means Yes

>> No.7085681

The the

>> No.7085684

The dancing Crow

>> No.7085686
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Das Reich

>> No.7085696

>>7084699
The Mended Drum

>> No.7085719

>>7085568
Underrated post

>> No.7085726

>>7085558
Black shuck is more of a west country thing, non existent in the north really. My cities crest is is the severed head of demon boar though with a cool story attached so we've got plenty of pubs with hog themed names.

>> No.7085750

The sad and lonely...

>> No.7085765

>>7085750
>only single seated
> tablets build into single tables so you don't even have to look up to order
>almost no lights so you don't have to see/ be seen by the other guests
perfect!

>> No.7085769

The Benedict Cumber Batch

>> No.7085776

>>7084726

beat me to it.

>> No.7085781

>>7084699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKKYGyGim9s

>> No.7085784
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The Autistic Sperglord

>> No.7086329

The Grotty Little Boozer

>> No.7086383

The Pissing Frog

>> No.7086387

>>7084699
The Rusty Anchor

>> No.7086400

>>7084699
The Swan and Peado

>> No.7086414

The Ironically Meta Name For A Bar Bar

>> No.7086416

The Farting Arse

>> No.7086423

>>7086416

Oi that's right disgusting mate

>> No.7086431

The Big Guy

>> No.7086433

>>7084699
The Drowning Puppy

>> No.7086459

the urine evoker

>> No.7086547

The Brooding Brew.

>>7085696
I'd drink there.

>> No.7086562

The Hangover Lounge
Open everyday for brunch

>> No.7086578

The Umlaut
although it will be written down as two dots

>> No.7086579

>>7084699
the free the pedos

>> No.7086649

>>7085546
I almost bought those at Aldi last night out of curiosity. Maybe tomorrow and I'll post the result

>> No.7086655
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>>7085626
That's a really cool story. Can you you tell it again, please?

>> No.7086670
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>>7084699
The Jews Bar. Skin heads would come in looking to bash heads and I would serve them wheatgrass juice and claim that I don't know how to speel. The juice would change their outlook on life and they would convert to being ultra orthodox jews and give me shekels

>> No.7086680

>>7084699
The Teenage Puke Factory

>> No.7086694

thespian

>> No.7086741

The Guy Flavor town Massacre

>> No.7086756

The Frog and Pedo

>> No.7086783

the place to get drunk for an unnecessarily high price

>> No.7086787

The American ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Pub'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>> No.7086800

The Pursuit of Hoppyness

>> No.7086827

>>7085494

The largest pub in the UK is called that.

It is a Wetherspoons.

>> No.7087116

The Morning After Bar
Specialize in brunch

>> No.7087144

>>7086655

Sure. There's a pub on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts called The Black Dog

>> No.7087154

The Big Fat Juicy Cock

>> No.7087158

>>7085178

Would legit drink there.

>> No.7087179

The Bastard's Refuge

>> No.7087181

The Ranting Raven

>> No.7087530
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7087530

The Kot Blini

>> No.7087534

The Bannered Mare

>> No.7087572

>>7084742
The King of All the Land

>> No.7087575

The Liquor Box

>> No.7087595

>>7084718
Nigger, that was Ben Abdul al-Afleki's bar in Gone Girl.

>> No.7087599

>>7087116
Have two stores directly adjacent, one called

"The morning after" and one called "The bar"

Obviously the bar is a bar but the morning after is a breakfast and lunch restaurant.

On the street the signs will read "The morning after the bar"

>> No.7087601

>>7087534
The Bee and Barb

>> No.7087610

>>7084699
The Hospital

>> No.7087621

>>7086827
Just got fired from wetherspoons last week those fuckers

>> No.7087626

>>7086579
People voted for the Nazis and listen to coldplay, you can't trust people jeremy

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The dirty dicks

>> No.7087663
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>>7087530
nice

Mine would be:

The Rock-hard Cock

>> No.7087669

The Steak n' Ketchup

>> No.7087917

The Holey Grail

>> No.7087923

The Be Honest, desu

#DESU

>> No.7087927

The Liberal Bias

>> No.7087932

>>7087923
>wordfilters

The Bee Humble?
hashtag tea bee haitch = free advertising

>> No.7087951

>>7086827
But the largest pub in Europe is the Wetherspoons in Cambridge at The Regal

>> No.7087962

The Fuck Gutter

>> No.7088035

The Flying Pygmy

>> No.7088061

"The stomach"

>> No.7088065

>>7084699
The Horse Tickle

>> No.7088205

The Trough

>> No.7088220

The Tall Dwarf

>> No.7088277

>>7084699
The Saltiest Nut

>> No.7088286

The First Level.

The Level Complete.

The Final Form.

>> No.7088311

>>7086431
FOR YOU

>> No.7088318

The iPub.

Then I can charge $20 for a glass of luke warm apple cider.

>> No.7088320

>>7084699
The Taqiyya Tavern

>> No.7088332

The Crab Leg.

There will be a small cinema out the back.

>> No.7088340

The (You) Bar.

Come in and get noticed!

>> No.7088350

>>7088340
Good idea, anon. Have one on the house.

>> No.7088353

The Hard Crow

>> No.7088358

The American Food Pub

Food portions are huge, beer is piss water

>> No.7088363

>>7084737
Don't worry, this anon will never claim to be a potato nigger

>> No.7088525

The 2,000,000

>> No.7088689

The Ment

>> No.7088735

The Pretend /b/ar

We're open all summer!

>> No.7088757
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>>7085584

>> No.7088867

The tipped fedora.

Ironically you don't leave tips there.

>> No.7088913
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The Pony and Paedophile.
>pic related :^)

>> No.7088917

>>7088358
Sounds like Wetherspoons!

HEYO

>> No.7089023

>>7087599
You complete me.

>> No.7089121

>>7084699
The Rabid Weasel

>> No.7089149

Le farfadet lubrique.

>> No.7089156

The Stray Sheep; from the game Catherine.

I love the bar in that game, I think it would be really fun to open a bar exactly like the one in game.

>> No.7089168

The Jews Are Evil and Muslims Should Be Exterminated Together(we also sell alcoholic beverages)

>> No.7089200

>>7084699
The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv

>> No.7089256

The Tannhauser Gate

I'd make it all futuristic and shit

>> No.7089264

THE TOOL BOX

>> No.7089281

Absolutely Haram

>> No.7089286

>>7084699
The Ballbreakers Club

Alternately, The Three Sheets.

>> No.7090674

>>7084699
The Beer Has Been Pissed In

>> No.7090703

>The Palace Flophouse
Granted this was originally the name of the hipster cafe I wanted to start, but it would be a good dive bar name.

>> No.7090712

>>7084699

I own a small pub with my Father in Law called Sláinte on North Front Street in Wilmington, North Carolina.

Literally it means "health" or "to your health" but modern translation is more like a "CHEERS" kind of thing.

>> No.7090718

>>7085559
How did he turn into a mountain? That's a neat trick.

>> No.7090735

The One We Always Go To

>> No.7090743

>>7084699
The Slàinte Bar

>> No.7090858

The Redundant Bar of Redundancy.

It would be located in an area within walking distance to other bars, with similar pricing.

>> No.7090862

The Tap

>> No.7090872
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7090872

The.

That's it. I would literally call it "The."

The ambience would be pretentious as fuck, and it would aim towards a hipster and/or beatnik clientele.

>> No.7091085

>>7090872
If you're not careful, you might get a load of French thinking it's a tea shop. That may add to the pretentious atmosphere.

>> No.7091103
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>>7091085
I could always serve "Thé Glacée de l'Île Longue" at my bar. That way, I can serve tea of some kind.

>> No.7091116

The Moon Under Water

>> No.7091166

So an Englishman, an Irishman, 129 Frenchmen, and 5 Muslims all walk into a bar and... nvm

>> No.7091174

The Anonymous.

"Cheers" TV show theme song starts playing:
>where everybody know your name...

>> No.7091182

>>7091174
>So no one told you life was gonna be this way

>> No.7091183

The Rape Dungeon

Thursday night is ladies night!
> full cloak room available

>> No.7091188

>>7090872
Double the prices, water down the drinks. Perfect. Serve cereal as bar snacks. Easy.

>> No.7091191

>>7084699
ERIN GO BRA

>> No.7091199

The Candy Bar

FREE child minding services available. Ask for Josef.

>> No.7091201

>>7091182
It's like poetry!

>> No.7091205

The Milk Bar.

Because manly men drink milk.
Lactose free available upon request.

>> No.7091208

The Matrix

>> No.7091210

The Bicycle Bar.

DUI free since 1890!

>> No.7091522

Big Guy's Master Plan

>> No.7091550

>>7084718
already taken by Ben 'Absolutely Harem' Affleck

>> No.7091556

Wild Hunt

>> No.7091560

>>7091205
WELLY WELLY WELL

>> No.7091639

Puzzles

>> No.7091658
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The Blue Oyster Bar

>> No.7091661

The Good Goy

>> No.7092232

>>7084737
>English took their land
>Americans took their holidays

Are the Irish the most keked nation?

>> No.7092258

Something like "The 'adjective' 'animal'". The Mischievous Hippo for example.

>> No.7092268

The Comfy Orchard

>Make my own Ciders, Ales, Meads etc.
>Have a huge fireplace with a floor made of cushion all around it
>Gaelic music playing softly, setting the mood but also allowing people to talk at normal volume
>If you can't afford the meads, ales or ciders, there's also just regular Hertog Jan beer.

It would be very laid back and very comfy.

>> No.7092307

The Traps Taint

>> No.7092322

The Tumble Inn
(get it :^))

>> No.7092323

>>7092322
hehe

>> No.7092327

The Samefag.
get it :^))

>> No.7092330

>>7092327
hehe

>> No.7092511

>>7091205
I just pictured a modern remake of A Clockwork Orange, where Alex and his droogs are lactose intolerant, social justice warriors that are only violent towards white men

>> No.7092512

The Neutron
(where the drinks are free of charge)

>> No.7092517

>>7092511
Were there even any nonwhites in that movie? I don't remember any.

>> No.7092546

>>7087144
thanks

>> No.7092610
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>>7084699
The Laughing Nigger Inn

>> No.7092611

The Cat's Meow :3

It has to have a colon and three on the sign.

>> No.7092613

>>7092610
hehe

>> No.7093042

>>7092512
Kek

>> No.7093054

>>7084699
The leaky bunghole. Famous for the best red sauce in the land

Or

The rusty nail

or

The lecherous Lich

>> No.7093059

>>7084699
The Rusty Venture

>> No.7093072

The Laughing Dhimmi

>> No.7093110

The olde kekolde

>> No.7093113

>>7087601
The Inn of Ill Omen

>> No.7093114

>>7084699
The rape room

Women get in free after 5pm

>> No.7093135

The Office. So that you could phone the missus and say you're still at the office without fear of being put in the doghouse for lying.

>> No.7093180

>>7093135
That already exists, and it's a shitty fucking place to go for a drink.

>> No.7093184

>>7093180
And yet every time I go to the office I'm half-drunk.

>> No.7093331
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The Public House and Hostel
A simple, no frills pub with rustic decor, a few macro brews, local craft beer, a short menu of essential liquor/cocktails, an even shorter menu of essential pub food, and a few cheap rooms in the back for people that shouldn't drive home.

Everybody always wants to eat/drink at hip, expensive, gimmicky places nowadays. I'd try to distance myself from that (does that count as a gimmick?). Not sure if there's a market for it though. Probably the kind of place I'd open if I hit the lottery and didn't really have to worry about profit.

>> No.7093336

http://fantasynamegenerators.com/inn_names.php

>> No.7093446

>>7090872
There better be a guy in the corner wearing a beret and playing bongos

>> No.7093509

>>7085448
This use to be an actual place in Moscow, Idaho.

>> No.7093591

The Right Ones Inn

We have a very strict vetting and entry policy.

>> No.7093598

the kekshed

>> No.7093639

The Korova Milk Bar

Actually serve milk laced with drugs

>> No.7093642

>>7084699
The Dragon's Dungeon

Would host table tops, have a fantasy medieval theme. People coming dressed to the theme get a discount.

>> No.7093652

>>7093642
Or, The Red Dragon Inn.

>> No.7093671

The Rustlers Hideout

>> No.7093676

The Volley

>> No.7093679

The Alcohol

>> No.7093708

The St. Elmo's Fire

>> No.7093714

>>7084699
The Goats Whore

>> No.7093718

The beer-like homosexual

>> No.7093722

The Pig Benis

>> No.7093730

The what?

>> No.7093746

>>7084699

The Final Solution ©

>> No.7093751

>>7084699
The bar
The pub

>> No.7093760

The Musky Werewolf

>> No.7093780
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7093780

the dirty dancer

>> No.7093787

>>7093780
Gre-he-he-heasy

>> No.7094157

>>7084699
The Bloated Pig

>> No.7095453

>>7085023
>The the the
underrated

>> No.7095462

>>7085583
I like it, would patronize

>> No.7096029

>>7084699
The Glugglug

>> No.7096031

>>7084699
The Swan and Paedo

>> No.7096045

The Calling Europe

>> No.7096082

>>7084699
The Apple Bee

>> No.7096088

>>7084699
The Richard Cheese

>> No.7096089

The Boilermaker
The Ball and Chain

>> No.7096095

>>7084699
The Coopers arms
The Royal Oak
The Phoenix
The King Alfred
The Crown
The Moonrakers
The Bell
The Savoy
The Bridge Inn
The George and Dragon
The Barge
The Seven Stars
The Silk Mercer
The Castle Inn
The Talbot
The Lark Rise
The Landsdowne Arms
The Pheasant
The Wheatsheaf
The Wagon and Horses
The Red Lion
The Kings Arms
The Far Canal
The French Horn
The White Heart
The Three Horse Shoes
The Bruce's Arms
The Golden Swan
The Tally Ho
The Fox and Hounds
The Bear

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>the going merry

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>nobody's name goes "The ..... head"

All suggestions confirmed for being shit.

>> No.7096246

The Rock 'n' Roll Titty City

>> No.7096255

>>7085079
Peep Show. We'll done.

>> No.7096263

>>7084699
The Drunken Poet
because that's what I am and also I like that song

>> No.7096274

The Dirty Fuck Shack

>> No.7096361

>>7084699
The Shitpost

>> No.7097007

The Bump.

>> No.7097081

>>7096255
We'll done wot, guvna?

>> No.7097198
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The Titty Twister
(Open Dusk Till Dawn)

>> No.7097215

The Revolving Door.

Come in and meet your new ex wife!

>> No.7097221

Ye Olde The

>> No.7097226

The Jewish Piano

>> No.7097237

The Drunken Bairn so everybody can laugh nervously when I talk about how I'm actually a lowkey pedophile (I am).

>> No.7097245

>>7084699
smash n crash

my town is full of hicks that love getting smashed

>> No.7097252

>>7097245
drink n stink
flip a sip
crunk a drunk
book a took
funk a dunk
rap a dap
dab a tab
crash m rash

>> No.7097301

Joy Division