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Manly foods thread.

We posts foods that help us assert our strength and confidence as men.

Foods that are undercooked, high in protein, extremely hot, or risky-to-eat are welcome here.

I'll start with a few favorites:

> Bacon cheeseburger with mayo.

This item has so many manly things going on it's truly difficult to list them all. For starters, there's the cholesterol, which makes it dangerous; this is definitely not the type of food you eat if you fear death. Then there's the protein, which helps build musculature. Then there's the total lack of any sweet flavors, which sharply differentiates this item from female fare.

> Chili with piles of cayenne pepper, cooked with beer.

Chili is generally a pretty bro food, it was a staple of the wild west, when you add a lot of cayenne pepper or habanero or jalepeno it's hot AF, and adding beer of course makes it basically testosterone in a bowl.

> Large cuts of steak.

No comment necessary.

> Ribs.

Just generally associated with manliness, also the visual presentation is extremely manly, it appears as though you are ripping apart and devouring a beast you killed in the field.

> Bratwurst.

A staple of german-American football culture, extra point if you call them 'brats' and add sauerkraut.

> Any Guy Fieri recipe.

When you cook food made by guy Fieri you can be confident you won't succumb to gay urges any time soon.

> The Most American Thickburger.

Pretty much self evident (pic related).

Since it's discontinued I will recommend the 1/2 pound thickburger if you're craving some dietary testosterone.

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>americans confusing being fatasses with manliness

>> No.7084184

If it's not an animal you caught/killed/raised yourself, it's not manly

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>>7084172
Stay bold, gentlemen

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More like food I'm ashamed to like because I gain ten pounds eating it.

>> No.7084209 [DELETED] 

>>7084183
Say it to my fucking face u lil bitch
I'll drown you in my diarrhea

>> No.7084224 [DELETED] 

>>7084183

Did you really write all that out just to make a samefag anti 'murrica shitpost, OP?

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>>7084172
>add a lot of jalapeños it'll be so hot lol

nigga please

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craft beer. real men (such as myself) drink beer to appreciate the floral notes, and chocolatey aroma.

>> No.7084314

real men don't care what other people think about their dietary choices and eat whatever the fuck they want

>> No.7084353

>>7084172
I went to Carl's Jr. earlier this year and got this in the bag. Most 'murrican thing I've ever seen. ;_;7

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>>7084353
Forgot my pic.

>> No.7084392

>>7084255
>over hopped shit

seriously craft brewers have to stop making every beer hopped so fucking much

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Beer and seeing who can put the most hot sauce on x food
Venison and steak and Jerkey too.

>> No.7084947

Oh it's a "manly food" thread, let me guess

>hurr dure lots of meat
>hurr dure really spicy
>hurr dure beer sport

>> No.7084955

>>7084172
Killing, skinning, and gutting an animal. Then eating it.

Too bad it usually has to be stew, because you have to braise that tough shit. (anyone got any other recipes?)

>> No.7085015

>>7084947
Generally men like high protein foods, pain that releases endorphins, and non-sugary alcohol consumption. Women on the other hand are more inclined to sugar, which generally does not pair with large amounts of protein, spiciness, or bitterness.

Are you triggered?

>> No.7085022

>>7085015
No, but the modern take on maniless is pathetic, it's all gimmick. There is no such thing as manly food. there is food you like and dood you don't like. Being a man, or manly, is based on your actions, not what you put in your mouth

>> No.7085036

>>7085022
But manliness is a social construct defined by the societal consensus of what men tend to do, or hyperbolic examples thereof. Checkmate atheists.

>> No.7085039

>>7085036
I believe in God, senpai.

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>>7085022
Some one eats tea cakes and Chiroc
Is it you anon
It's you

>> No.7085105

>>7085098
That's not the point I'm making