/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7081696]

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

[Anonymous No.7081702]

Fuck off back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.7081716]

Me? I'd serve fondue.

[Anonymous No.7081718]

Me? I'd serve oysters.

[Anonymous No.7081721]

Poprocks as an appetiser, then crawfish w/corn, and steel reserves to wash it all down.

Good times from all the sounds.

[Anonymous No.7081725]

>>7081721
Only would work in certain places, we don't have crawfish here.

Me? I'd serve pickled pig feet

[Anonymous No.7081727]

>>7081696
If I were to do a dinner theater deal but with movies I'd want to serve dishes that are easy to eat in a dim setting where your eyes are fixed on something else, ie ones that aren't so messy it's a serious problem if you miss and bump the plate or drop one. Croquettes and fritters with a flavorful sauce, served in one of those divided dishes so that bumping the dish while going for a dip won't spill that shit all over the place. Skewers of various sorts, with a nice flavorful marinade. Pocket sandwiches/calzones/bao buns. Caramels and the like for desert.

[Anonymous No.7081728]

Powdered donuts, BBQ ribs, chicken wings, meatball subs, crab legs, ice cream cones, fettucci alfredo, jelly filled donuts, sushi, tacos, chili dogs, and watermelon.

[Anonymous No.7081729]

>>7081702
Crap, is this another ponyfaggot meme that only they get and they're all just sitting there giggling into their fedoras about it?

[Anonymous No.7081735]

I'd serve cheerios from a dog dish for $49

[Anonymous No.7081738]

Me? I'd serve durian smoothies

[Anonymous No.7081740]

Fresh-Popped flavored popcorn.

I'd probably start out with standard salt and butter and a few sweet flavors like cocoa, cinnamon sugar, peanut butter (using powdered peanut butter), and vanilla bean. Potentially have some variants with freeze-dried fruits (strawberries, cherries, mangoes, etc.) ground into a flavor powder. Maybe mix various combinations like chocolate peanut butter, cocoa vanilla, cherry chocolate, strawberries & cream, etc.

Savory options could also be added. Things like chili lime, sriracha, and salt & pepper. Hell, I could even use bouillon powders for some more "adventurous" flavors like chicken noodle soup and curry pork, although testing would have to be done to find a good flavor balance.

In all honesty, I feel like it'd work out really well. All you'd have to do is add the flavor powder and shake it at the counter for the customer.

[Anonymous No.7081746]

>>7081740
>not having popcorn seasoning at your local theater

Me? I'd serve Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joes

[Anonymous No.7081749]

Me? I'd serve steamed goat head

[Anonymous No.7081750]

>>7081729

It's a /b/ 3.0 (aka /tv/) meme.

[Anonymous No.7081751]

>>7081725
I think the rule should be all leftovers get tossed in the aisles.

[Anonymous No.7081756]

For the popcorn.

[Anonymous No.7081757]

>>7081751
no need anon, I'll eat them all. I'll dump the liquid under the seat in front of me though.

[Anonymous No.7081758]

>>7081750
Well I suppose that's better at least. I've fallen for a couple of those recently because the joke goes right over my head.

[Anonymous No.7081759]

>>7081751
Or given to the employees....
I've gotten so much free popcorn from the overloaded trashcans after movies, it's awesome.

[Anonymous No.7081762]

>>7081750
what was 2.0?

[Anonymous No.7081764]

>>7081759
I'm talkin' crawfish shells and corncobs

>>7081757
That's a good idea but it would work from the back rows so it the liquid slides down onto people's shows and they get stuck when they try to leave.

[Anonymous No.7081770]

>>7081762
/v/

[Anonymous No.7081776]

>>7081762
>>7081770

I'm pretty sure it's all just a tie between /v/, /sp/, and /pol/.

I don't go to any of those boards but it seems like /sp/ is most often mentioned as as worst crossboard shitposters, although /ck/ seems to suffer from /tv/ crossposting more than anything these days.

[Anonymous No.7081779]

Me? I'd serve rare burgers.

[Anonymous No.7081786]

>>7081776
I've never seen bane posting on /ck/ and I've been here for seven summers.

[Anonymous No.7081788]

>>7081776
/ck/ needs more cunny tbqh pham

[Anonymous No.7081802]

>>7081786

>i've never seen bane posting on /ck/

Yeah, you're probably just desensitized to it at this point.

[Anonymous No.7081807]

>>7081776
>I don't go to any of those boards but
>let me tell you what I think about them anyway
You are everything that's wrong with this world.
Hide the thread and stop trying to ruin it and make everybody else as miserable as you.
If you don't want to have fun then go back to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.7081814]

>>7081802
whatever, mister "i'm all high and mighty".

take your high horse back to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.7081831]

>>7081725
Only 160 calories? You can't afford not to eat them.

[Anonymous No.7081837]

I would serve the hottest soup in the world.

[Anonymous No.7081913]

I'd be very exclusive and serve bunga bunga girls.

[Anonymous No.7081933]

>>7081725
After a month, the whole place will stink of that shit.