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This is the story of how I've become my gf's cum-coffee mashine.

So me and my gf were kind of drifting apart sexually over the past months. We just couldn't find common ground to have fun any more. I've tried different approaches and tried to find some things that would turn us on and it did work short term, once in a while I was dominating her, once in a while she was dominating me. Fucking like rabbits and then it goes stale and nothing happens for weeks.

Then I had an idea. She is a systematic coffee drinker. Every morning she has the same routine starting with coffee. We did joke a couple of times about me cumming in her coffee when we ran out of cream but then one late evening while sitting with my balls full I had an idea.
I took a shot glass from the cupboard, came in it filling it half-way then adding a bit of water to fill it up and make it dissolve easier and I prepared the counter in the kitchen for her: a clean coffee mug, spoon, a bag of her coffee and the kettle filled up just waiting to be turned on all nicely aligned on the counter with a paper saying: "Fresh cream made just for my little redhead whore <3" on top and "Have a great day ;D" on the bottom (tried to keep it light to make it sound fun) with the shot glass in the middle.
Then I went to sleep awaiting what would happen.
I heard her half-awake while she was preparing to go to work. Turning on the kettle, clinging of the glass and later she went out. I got up and went to the kitchen. The shot glass was empty and on the paper she left a not herself: "Thank you hun <3".
She messaged me later from work: "I'm glad you finally started to take care of you duties. The coffee tasted great. I'm expecting it like that every morning from now on - you wouldn't want your whore to go to work before getting her milk <3".

>> No.7079454

Since then I am doing that almost every evening. The couple times I forgot she woke me up pulled me into the kitchen and made mu jack off straight into the cup of coffee jawing me over the fact that "I didn't do my job and now it's not dissolving as she likes it" squeezing my balls dry.
Sometimes if I wake up when she gets up I sneak a peek of her in the kitchen. Prepering the coffee, pouring in actual cream and then adding my cum on top of that and drinking it blushing.

All in all I'm quite all right with the way it turned out. I don't have actual sex as often since I'm out of juice most of the time but the weekends when she doesn't get up to work we now always fuck like rabbits - the cum drinking every day seems to turn her on for the weekend to come and she seems quite addicted now.

So... Any of you had any food/drink related sex set-ups you've experienced yourself?

>> No.7079455

That was pretty gay, dude.

>> No.7079464
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>>7079455
Huh? How is a woman using your cum as coffee cream "gay"?

>> No.7079471

>>7079464
When you make up a story like that, you're most certainly a closet cock sucker.

>> No.7079473

>>7079454
>I don't have actual sex as often since I'm out of juice most of the time
>I don't have actual sex as often
>I don't have actual sex

>> No.7079476

Cool story but it's bullshit

>> No.7079481

>>7079473
Yeah. We used to fuck the whole time during the 'good' periods. Now we fuck like crazy but only on weekends.

>> No.7079485

>>7079449
>Keked by a coffee cup

>> No.7079496
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>>7079471
>>7079476
You believe what you wanna believe. I just wanted to share my latest kinky set-up I have.

>> No.7079500

>>7079496
Post her twat, not a fucking shot glass.

>> No.7079526
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7079526

I've found you the perfect shirt anon!

>> No.7079535

>>7079500
This

>> No.7079537
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>>7079449

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>>7079500
>>7079535
Fine geez. The only photo without her face visible I've got. As much as you'll get.

>> No.7079588

>>7079584
Lol

>> No.7079590

>>7079584
Eww.
I wasn't expecting a titanic cracker.

>> No.7079594

>>7079584
>tattoo
disgusting

>> No.7079595

>>7079584
>tfw no redheaded polish chubby gf
Life is pain

>> No.7079676

>>7079584
>fat girl
>little pecker
Not sure what I expected

>> No.7079679

>>7079584
This is a SFW board you dumbass.

>> No.7079681

>>7079679
Nothing on 4chan is SFW. Nothing.

>> No.7079682
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7079682

Quite honestly, this is one of the best threads in a long time on /ck/.

>> No.7079684

>>7079679
Forgot that little detail

>> No.7079686

>>7079584
enjoy your ban

>> No.7079690

>>7079676
>little pecker
You got that from a pic with a dick aiming at the camera?
>What is perspective

>> No.7079693

I fucking love PAWGs

>> No.7079694

>>7079690
Lol. Are you upset now?

>> No.7079695

>>7079690
That's a little pecker, man. Your pubic hair barely covers that little cocktail weenie.

>> No.7079696

>>7079690
Everyone understands perspective. You still have a small dick.

>> No.7079699

Please don't.

Now he's going to post about 4 pictures of his dick with a tape measure next to it.

>> No.7079701

>>7079695
>>7079696
It's 6.7 inches. Not huge but I didn't come here to discuss my dick. I came here to discuss cum coffee.

>> No.7079702

>>7079699
So glad I stayed home from work today

>> No.7079707

>>7079701
It's not 6.7 inches. You are bad at measuring.

>> No.7079708

>>7079701
>6.7
Measured on the bottom

>> No.7079709

>>7079701
>It's 6.7 inches
It's not.

You wouldn't be able to have anal with her, because your cock wouldn't get all the way past her butt cheeks.

>> No.7079712

Well, this just confirms it.

/ck/ has on janitors.

>> No.7079715

Calling it.

He's taking pictures of his cock right now and getting ready to upload them.

>> No.7079716

>>7079709
LMAO. This IS a pic from me having anal with her.
Maybe it went soft in between me cumming and going for the cam? Don't remember, don't care.
Are you fags really going to discuss a penis all day like it makes your weenies any bigger?
I came here to discuss cum in food/drinks, posted an ass of my girl and you spend time to discuss a dick? How did I expect anything else from you faggots I don't even know.
Waste of my time.

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>>7079716
>Are you fags really going to discuss a penis all day
>I came here to discuss cum

>> No.7079729

>>7079716
>Are you fags really going to discuss a penis all day
Yep. Because it's not 6.7 inches

>> No.7079731

Sooo... when's someone going to repost the pic?

>> No.7079732

Can anyone map out his picture and calculate the exact length?

>> No.7079736

>>7079731
It wasn't a good pic. His gf is fat and ugly and his penis is small.

>> No.7079741

>>7079736
That's my fetish senpai

>> No.7079742

6,7 centimetres maybe.

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>>7079731

>> No.7079753
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7079753

>tfw you will always be a nigger

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>this thread

>> No.7079760

>>7079485
literally loled (laughed out loud)

>> No.7079763

>>7079743
lol nice fat white girlfriend with tattoos

A real catch you've found

>> No.7079767

>>7079743
Professional dick measurer here and that's about 4.5 inches max. Sorry for the bad news op.

>> No.7079778

>>7079763
>tattoos
that's cum, friend

>> No.7079779

>>7079778
Look at the left shoulder anon

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>>7079779
>he thought i was being serious

>> No.7079788

>>7079786
That wasn't a very clever joke.

>> No.7079791

>>7079786
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>> No.7079792

>>7079786
Wow nice save retard

>> No.7080633

>>7079496
POLSKA KURWAAAA!

>> No.7080858

>>7079743
He didnt cum in her ass Ahahahaahaha

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>>7079716
Thanks my man, this is the best thread today

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>>7079779
That's also cum

>> No.7081008

thank you /ck/

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>>7079454
>out of juice most of the time
....
Dude are you fucking 90 years old?
How can you only cum once a day?
Have you got literal cancer?