/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Bryan Junklover No.7076511]

post pics of your depressing single guy dinners

Bonus points if you cry while eating

[Anonymous No.7076514]

>>7076511
Looks good desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7076515]

Being single is great. Why are you crying, you fucking moron?

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.7076523]

>>7076511
At least you're eating enough veggies

[Anonymous No.7076551]

>>7076515
nice keyboard

[Anonymous No.7076560]

[Anonymous No.7076575]

Most of what I eat wouldn't qualify as depressing single guy food even though I'm a single guy. I'm just not a depressed/depressing sorta person, I guess!
Although, I'd bet someone might consider what I'm gonna cook up for dinner tonight to be depressing: egg-and-hot-dog fried rice. With ketchup as an ingredient. Also a salad alongside.

[Anonymous No.7076611]

>>7076560
honestly these types of meals are usually really fucking good

[Anonymous No.7076633]

Do you like my chili?

[Anonymous No.7076637]

>>7076560
Whole Foods does it better and it's year round.

[Anonymous No.7076642]

>having enough dignity to put effort into your cooking, even if it's just for yourself

You're an inspiration, OP.

[Anonymous No.7076652]

I hate being alone.

[Anonymous No.7076655]

>>7076633
>brown
Fuck. Off.

[Anonymous No.7076660]

>>7076652
What is that cube above the roast?

[Anonymous No.7076670]

>>7076652

There's no way that you roasted two meats and only had one slice of each if you're really alone.

Is there?

[None !!HI7X45MIcL9 No.7076679]

Looks tough 2 much green stuff would not eat

[Anonymous No.7076684]

>>7076670
think of the sandwiches he could make with all that meat

[Anonymous No.7076685]

>>7076679
Go back to your overcooked steak with canned mushrooms

>>7076574

And stop typing in chat speak, you sound like a child.

[Anonymous No.7076694]

>>7076660
>checked, Satan.
It's stuffing.

[Anonymous No.7076699]

[None !!HI7X45MIcL9 No.7076701]

>>7076685
Better than cheap meat with bunch green crud.Looks like soup kitchen food lol

[Anonymous No.7076774]

>>7076670
it's called prep you dolt

[Anonymous No.7076790]

>>7076774

These are supposed to be depressing single guy meals. No-one truly depressed puts this much effort in.

[Anonymous No.7076799]

Doesn't get any lower than this

[Anonymous No.7076806]

>>7076633
Nice

[Anonymous No.7076807]

>>7076799
Bonus sad points if it's those $0.99 ones

[Anonymous No.7076816]

For real, any other lonely guys here REFUSE to eat any meal that could be consumed on a date? I don't like eating stuff like high quality meat, high vegetable based dishes etc because they are the sort of thing you might order on a date with a girl so looking at the plate makes me feel real fucking lonely.

I ONLY eat things that would never be acceptable in a restaurant

>dishes shaped like animals/dinosaurs etc
>Spaghetti with huge amounts of sauce
>Soda through bendy straws
>Cereal
>Candy
>Chips

I only eat meat if I shape it like an animal or something and then coat it in breadcrumbs, so basically just mince. At least I can vary the animal type, for example I had beef rhinos yesterday and on tuesday turkey sharks. I know I wouldn't order this on a date.
It hurts too much otherwise.

[Anonymous No.7076824]

>>7076799
I have one of those in my freezer right now. Bretty gud if you bake it in the toaster oven.

[Anonymous No.7076825]

>>7076560
>holiday turkey dinner for one

Damn...

[Anonymous No.7076832]

>>7076816
>turkey sharks

Dear lord, you're pathetic..

[Anonymous No.7076838]

>>7076511
looks pretty healthy. meat and vegetables

[Anonymous No.7077313]

>>7076799
>good source of Protein

WUT?!!

[Anonymous No.7077318]

>>7076511
Very nice, OP

[Anonymous No.7077378]

>>7076832
they taste good

[Anonymous No.7077392]

>>7076816
first the eating desk and now this

get yourself together /ck/

[Anonymous No.7077396]

>>7076816
Fug dat, I cook everything I eat which makes it as good as if not better than most restaurants out their. My family is full of fatties because they eat out or premade food all the time. I ain't gonna be no fatty

[Anonymous No.7077402]

single guy here, but I ain't eating depressing shit.

Pic related, my dinner.

[Anonymous No.7077518]

I've been drinking vodka since I woke up

Hungry

Meatloaf/meatstick


>tfw no gf to cook for me

[Anonymous No.7077535]

i think one day i'll just resort to buying primate feed.

[Anonymous No.7077537]

>depressing
doin it rong

Though I get fast food way too often

[Anonymous No.7077583]

i had
>half pound of rotini w/ half a jar of pic related
>half a bag of frozen veggies
>water
>handful of peanuts for dessert

[Anonymous No.7077990]

>>7076511
I just forgot to eat.

[Anonymous No.7078050]

>>7077402
your dinner is a crab and a lobster?

why not eat a sheep and a cow while you're at it, you maniac

[Anonymous No.7078085]

>>7077402
SAD BOY

[Anonymous No.7078235]

>>7076511
I had this the other night. My hockey team had their asses handed to them in the most embarrassing fashion possible, but it was still a good night. Also, I am now out of kimchi.

[Anonymous No.7078240]

>>7078235
>I had this the other night. My hockey team had their asses handed to them in the most embarrassing fashion possible, but it was still a good night. Also, I am now out of kimchi.

derp, this senpai

[Anonymous No.7078241]

>>7077402
barnacle

[Anonymous No.7078273]

>>7077583
Classico is DISGUSTING.

[Anonymous No.7078290]

>>7076551
I don't know why I found this funny but I laughed for a solid two minutes