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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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the cu/ck/ is still mad about losing the church chili competition

jack invades a random elementary school chili dinner and criticizes children's cooking in front of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw

it's obvious that it isn't a competition. literally everyone is sitting down eating except jack and his pig wife

>> No.7064514

>i don't even know how this works
he sounds like a person with a learning disability who acts critical and rude to hide low confidence

>> No.7064531

I want to beat the living shit out of this smug sad sack.

>> No.7064535

>>7064492
I skipped ahead and he was talking to some woman about post-abortion counselling

>> No.7064551
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7064551

probably lost 'cause of the freezer-burnt 1-year-old brisket.

the rancid flavor permeated the entire chili.

>> No.7064559

>>7064492
Thanks for the views and all the Ad-Sense revenue.

>> No.7064568

>>7064492
It's real the event is on facebook

but it's still absolutely fucking retarded that he's acting like a food critic but not actually talking to any of the cooks about their chili.

he gets a chili bowl, walks away, tastes it then tries to get all fucking Chopped Judge to the camera but never to actual people.

>autism
>the video

>> No.7064584

>>7064492
The way he sticks his tongue out to eat triggers me

>> No.7064598

>>7064559
>2015
>not using ad blockers

>> No.7064600

>>7064492
>burgers not only think using a slow cooker to produce disgusting mush is ok, they also just put the 'food' in plastic bags so they don't have to clean it afterwards

>> No.7064602
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Triggered. He acts like he has the palate of Gordon Ramsay or something. You just know he finished every fucking of bowl of chili he was given, fat fuck.

>> No.7064604

>>7064600
>Purposefully making more work for yourself by not using a slow-cooker liner

>> No.7064609
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7064609

>durrrr I looking for the real award winning secret family recipe, gold medal winners where are they lololol

Jesus h Christ, its a goddamn fundraiser you salty fat fuck

>> No.7064620

>>7064492
It's in Springfield. He looks like Homer. He choked his son. He's terrible at everything.

So obvious...

>> No.7064621

why are there beans in all the chili?

>> No.7064641
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7064641

I want that taco chili to be quite honest family

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>>7064621

>> No.7064658

>>7064584
People that stick their tounge out to eat need to put in gulags. I noticed so fucking many people do this. Why??

>> No.7064659

I'd love to see jack on something like Hell's Kitchen or Masterchef, dude needs a reality check.

>> No.7064672

I've always watched the King Cu/ck/ with a mix of amusement and disbelief at how stupid he is-- this is the first video that's actually made me angry.
>walking around like he's some celebrity
>rolling his eyes at the kids who got their chili recipe off the internet when that is literally what he does for his recipes, yet manages to fuck them up
>demanding 'award winning chili' when his measurement is his freezer burnt abomination that he made

Fuck you Ja/ck/. Triggered.

>> No.7064683

>>7064621
Obviously because that's what everyone prefers :^)

Except you.
Just u.

>> No.7064689
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7064689

>ja/ck/ did something super dumb or kekold tier

here is my insightful response combined with a quick witted diss

>> No.7064707

>>7064492

>Open Door Pregnancy

wat

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7064708

>Everyone over the age of 14 at this event is morbidly obese

>> No.7064710

>>7064600
the slow cooker is there to keep it warm not to cook it

>> No.7064720
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>>7064708
How does someone get to this body shape and not make every effort to course correct? I would be fucking ashamed to be this fat let alone as fat as Ja/ck/

>> No.7064728

>>7064604
>slow cooker liner
>plastic trash bag
Enjoy your BPA, low test, and jack bless.

>> No.7064746

>>7064720
I can't imagine being that undisciplined desu

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>>7064492
>tshirt in thumbnail literally says "good c.uck"

POETRY

>> No.7064771

>>7064763
His clothing is almost always cringe inducing. It's either some horrible meme shirt from loot crate or something hideous and retarded about JAYZUZ

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>>7064689
>>7064492

Daily reminder that the Cu/ck/ King has managed to impregnate two women.

>> No.7064786

>>7064773
So he doesn't know how condoms work?
>These things are a rip off! I still can make women make babies, all it does make my shit come out in rubber bags!

>> No.7064806

>>7064492
Ayy looks like Ja/ck/ the cu/ck/ is still salty from losing like a bitch during his last high school chili cookoff.

>> No.7064820

Who else would pay money to watch Gordon Ramsay work over Ja/ck/ with a fucking baseball bat, a blowtorch, some pliers and a filet knife?

>> No.7064824

What a fucking loser. He is unpitiable.

>> No.7064951

>>7064708
>flyovers

>> No.7064996

>>7064658
Yup. Chained right next to the bastards who chew with their mouths open

>> No.7065161

>>7064689
Hard to look tough when you inherited the genes of a boiled potato and a mud pig.

>> No.7065191

>>7065161
kek

>> No.7065197

that title music is so god damn stupid

>> No.7065201

Is everyone in America cosplaying Jabba the hut?

>> No.7065208

>>7064720
this guy is like 60 and has probably had all the sex he could ever want

literally couldn't give a fuck about a bit of gut if he tried

>> No.7065223

>>7064820
kek

>> No.7065296

What the fuck is that cringe intro music? Sauce and link please, I want to wake up my roommate

>> No.7065353

>>7064492
>lady: it's the student's recipe
>jack: oh wow this sucks. I'm looking for award winning chili
wtf is wrong with this dude? why the fuck does he think he's going to find "award winning" chili at a fucking school fundraiser?

>> No.7065366

>>7065353
it really does boggle the mind

>> No.7065400

>>7064820
I would pay a lot of money to watch ramsay kick a football directly at jacks fat gut with a slow motion close up of the shock ripple.

>> No.7065419

>>7065197
It deeply perturbs me

>> No.7065420

he reads every comment, make sure to leave something nice for him :^)

>> No.7065422

>>7065296
You monster

>> No.7065424

>>7065420
to clarify, I mean his youtube and not here

>> No.7065430

>>7065420
>>7065424
Is it worth me making a youtube account just so I can call him a talentless hack

>> No.7065433

>>7065430
Sí señor

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>>7065430
Yes. Be subtle though. Best cu/ck/ is when he gets defensive and salty, he'll passively aggressively say something along the lines of, "oh u must be new here, I did all this on purpose, clearly you don't understand the point of my videos"

>> No.7065438

>>7065353
He didn't. He only went to somehow make himself feel superior.

>> No.7065449

>>7065430
absolutely

>> No.7065499

he still hurting

so salty his tears could season all the chili there

>> No.7065512

I'm from LA, is the rest of America really that fat?

>> No.7065515

>>7065430
He is known as Jack the Hack so you wouldn't be the first. But he deserves to be told everyday that he is a useless idiot and kicked in the balls

>> No.7065600

>>7064492
> murica

>> No.7065608

>>7065512
>I'm from LA
You're flooded with Mexicans, you should have first hand experience with fat "Americans".

>> No.7065650

>>7065512
I think you mean L.A.

LA = Louisiana, and you're not from here because you'd know everyone is fat(especially the blacks)

>> No.7065671

What the fuck is this shit

>> No.7065721

>>7065512
Jack was originally from LA

>> No.7065742

>>7064659
He's delusional to the point where even after he would be inevitably reamed out on some reality show, he would still rationalise his terrible cooking skills.

This cannot be stressed enough: He's genuinely stupid, as in he very likely has an IQ below 100, and he also is a rotten person. He will never change.

>> No.7065744

>>7064689
>Cuccaneers

>> No.7065754

>>7064951
tennessee isnt true flyover, borderline maybe

>> No.7065755

>>7065208
>a bit of gut
That guy is morbidly obese. That's not a bit of a gut. He has like EE breasts.

>> No.7065774

>>7065754
lmfao

OK sir