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The greatest question of this century:

To ranch, or not to ranch?

Personally i'm pro-dip.

>> No.7060842

>>7060838
Only fat people dip pizza in ranch dressing. That's a social fact.

>> No.7060853

>>7060838
You're the one for me, fatty.

>> No.7060854

>>7060838
Why would you would you dip pizza in anything? If it's dry a little olive oil and under the oven for a minute, or just get better pizza.

>> No.7060857

Gross. If you're going to dip, pick something else. Shit, go to BWW and get some of there garlic parm sauce.It's cheap and miles ahead of that ranch garbage.

Also I guarantee you're fat.

>> No.7060860

Marinara, ranch, red pepper flake, hot sauce, parmesan, anchovie, giardineria. All acceptable, especially some of the last one.

(probably mangled all sorts of spelling in there)

>> No.7060861

>>7060854
For the taste m8

Also yes, 90% of ranch dippers are fat, myself included, but that doesn't mean it tastes bad; rather doesn't it give it a small bit of credit?

Captcha: All pictures with candy

Did it read the thing about being fat?

>> No.7060863

>>7060842
Literally this.

>> No.7060866

If I'm dipping my pizza in anything its a nice extra virgin olive oil, but even that is a bit much.

Maybe a good pesto sauce, maybe.

>> No.7060869

Do Americans really dip their pizza into dressings

>> No.7060871

>>7060869
try it yourself europoor

>> No.7060878

If its some chain pizza like Dominos or Pizza Hut then yes to dipping. If its from a nice italian place that has a proper pizza oven and actually use decent ingredients then no dipping.

>> No.7060884

>>7060869
I'm pretty sure europe dips their pizza in mayo

>> No.7060885

>>7060884
Affirmitive. This is what I do.

>> No.7060887

>>7060884
what the fiery fuck

>> No.7060895

I use a hot pepper sauce, something quite tangy and maybe with a citrus edge. Nando's is pretty good, but a tad too sweet. If it's. Nice pizza, I eat the first slice of two without sauce to savour the flavour. I then use the hot sauce sparingly to dip. I can hardly eat pizza without it now unless it's literally perfect.

>> No.7060901

I eat frozen pizza because it's cheap, filling, and I can have it whenever I want, baked the way I want. And you can customize it to your liking without paying $1 for each ingredient. (Fuck places that do that.)

I drown it in red crushed pepper flakes and parmesan cheese. Then I dip in ranch.

#winning

>> No.7060911

>>7060901
>#winning
The race to become obese?

>> No.7060914
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>>7060884

>> No.7060949

>>7060842
You've never been out on the range you presumptuous fuck. Why don't you fuck off?

>> No.7060982

>>7060949
I'm so high speed, I've been around the world twice and seen it once. I've been everywhere and done everything.

I bet your belly is so enormous you haven't seen your own pecker in two decades.

Enjoy your ranch dressing.

>> No.7060987

>>7060838
Yes for cheap pizza, no for good stuff.

>> No.7060997

I'm pro-dip, and do it occasionally. I only really do it if the pizza is below average or leftovers that didn't come out well after being reheated.

>> No.7061011

So whats Ranch sauce?
Mayo + Sour Creme + what?

>> No.7061037
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7061037

Ranch dressing on pizza doesn't mean you're fat.

>Buys ranch by the tub

>> No.7061047

I use garlic. I used to be a ranch guy, but idk it just lost the appeal it felt too "rich" and overbearing. It was getting to a point where all I could taste was the pizza sauce and the ranch (and i fucking hate pizza sauce, if I could get a moist pizza with only dough cheese and toppings I would). Also garlic goes a lot better with the crust.

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7061053

>>7060838

>open can of 'chovies
>throw Ranch in trash
>pizza perfection!

>> No.7061056

>>7061011
>Ranch dressing is a type of salad dressing made of some combination of buttermilk, tomato, garlic, onion, herbs (commonly chives, parsley, and dill), and spices (commonly black pepper, paprika, and ground mustard seed), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise or another oil emulsion.

Someone changed the picture on wikipedia's ranch dressing page to marijuana.jpg lmao

>> No.7061059
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7061059

>American pizza is so tasteless, they'd rather drown it in a meme sauce

>> No.7061063

>>7061047
How do you dip something in garlic? Do you cut up a bunch of garlic and mash the pizza cheese side down into it? Do you dip it into a jar of that nasty pre-minced garlic?

>> No.7061071

>>7061059
See here >>7060884
Europoor then go watch "the helpless refugee" fuck your wife

>> No.7061075

>>7061059
Foreigners are so bored they have nothing better to do than waste time shit posting.

>> No.7061077
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>>7061071
>>7061075
>Americans handling banter

>> No.7061089

>>7061077
>constantly shitposting about americans is banter
>the same people who sit around and jerk off to soccer is trying to talk about how theyre banter is superior

>> No.7061092

>>7061063
Something like this basically.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/150654/thick-style-lebanese-garlic-sauce/

It's looks kinda like a thick melted butter, and it tastes fucking delicious.

>> No.7061096

>>7061037
I hate this picture

Not because of how revolting they are, but because they look way more content than I am despite being revolting. Why the hell do they get to be happier than I am?

>> No.7061097

>>7061063
See >>7060857

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>>7061089
>theyre banter

You deserve every bit of banter.

>> No.7061104

>>7061096
What really boils my piss is that these morbid whales get to have all the fun in the world while also eating like shit and living into their 30s-50s and I'm 20 with diabetes and increased risk of heart disease (as the heart disease runs in the family). The only time where I was overweight was when I was a chubby teen, but I never got over 220lbs. Now i'm fit, but I still have to eat very strictly, can't do a lot of fun things due to complicated heart shit, and I just hate my life.

>> No.7061114

>>7061096
Remember X-mas morning when you were a small child? That excitement is equivalent to theirs when they sat in front of that pizza.

>> No.7061118

>>7060838
I use worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce.

Maybe Maggie sauce too.

>> No.7061121

>>7060838
I don't know what a ranch dressing is.

Dominos come with a little pot of garlic mayo. I dip the crust in it some times.
It tastes of obesity with an after taste of forgotten hopes and dreams

>> No.7061131

>>7061104
>>7061114
You know, the other day was my birthday.
Now I'm a 22 year old guy living alone; so it's not like someone's gonna bake me a cake or some shit. After coming home from a long day of manual labor I say my ass on the couch and decided.

"Fuck it, I'll order a pizza, a big one. A 2 liter of coke just for me; and I'll throw that pack of chocolate chip cookie dough in the oven. Watch some anime and pass out. That'll be enough of a present to me."

But guess what?
Three slices into that brooklyn pizza with chicken, I felt sick. Didn't even half a full glass of coke; cookies weren't even fucking done cooking.

I'm getting old, I feel it. Can do the shit I did when I was 18.

But those fucking whales.

THOSE FUCKING WHALES.

THEY DO THIS SHIT LIKE IT'S NOTHING.

THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING WORK.

WHY DO THEY DESERVE WHAT I CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF GETTING MY HANDS ON ANYMORE?!

FUCK MAN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

THOSE FUCKING FUDGE ROUND DEBBIE TREATS.

THEY'RE DISGUSTING BUT THEY'RE FUCKING GREAT. MY TOP TIER GUILTY PLEASURE.

I CAN'T EVEN EAT A SINGLE ONE ANYMORE. MY STOMACH CAN'T TAKE IT.

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.

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>>7061131
>you are this mad on the cooking section of a Japanese internet board

>> No.7061158

>>7061140
EXACTLY

WHY AM I HERE AND NOT THEM

>> No.7061168

>>7061100
>my arguement is filled with holes,kinda like how muhammed fills my daughters and wifes holes, that I have to resort to grammer correction

Does Europoor "banter" evolve past 15

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>>7061168
>intentionally putting spelling mistakes into his replies
That's low quality bait, Pepe.

>> No.7061193

I sprinkle a little hot sauce on my pizza sometimes