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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What the fuck do I do with all this?

>> No.7056239

suck it up your ass

>> No.7056244
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7056244

Fried salmon patties, nigga.

>> No.7056247

>>7056239
Why don't you eat my.fucking gooch before I tear out your visceral tract

>> No.7056250
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>>7056247
just savor the flavor of your shitfaggot canned g

>> No.7056255

>>7056244
My nigga. They'll make your house smell like a cheap whore house for days, but they taste fucking amazing.

>> No.7056260

Yea I got this from a food pantry
Suck me

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>>7056238

eat it out of the can with a spoon

>> No.7056269

>>7056250
Swear if you keep fishing ill lick your pink beauty after im done smoking your rib meat *FAITHFULLY*

>> No.7056284

I think salmon patties are the best idea.

>> No.7056293

Canned food drive.

>> No.7056298

Baby's first time off /b/?

>> No.7056362

I ate some canned salmon right out of the can once.

Wouldent recommend.

>> No.7056567

>>7056298
Fags first time off the BBC?

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>>7056567
whoa this dude is too cool for school

>> No.7057036

>>7056238
Remove bones
Mush up with fork in a bowl with tall sides
crush in saltine crackers/add breadcrumbs, either or, it doesn't matter
1 egg (per can)
season
mix until paste you can form patties
if can't, add more saltines/breadcrumbs


Form patties, drop each into big flat inch of oil in a frying pan, pre-heated, flipping when you can get your spatula under the assholes without them trying to pull apart.

>> No.7057096

>>7057036

Oh, god.

You might as well have just said, "learn to cook".

>season
>if you can't form into patties add more dry ingredients
>pre-heat an inch of oil and good luck

It sounds like you've looked at the /fit/ tuna patties once but have never used anything other than a microwave.

>> No.7058579

>>7057036
>>7057096
Word.

>> No.7058600

>>7056238
Donate it to a food bank.