cannabis

[Anonymous No.7053159]

cannabis cuisine

[Anonymous No.7053263]

>>7053159
JUST SMOKE A JOINT BITCH BOY!

[Anonymous No.7053266]

DUDE WEED LMAO!!!!!11!

[Anonymous No.7053276]

mfw degenerates talk about drugs near me

[Anonymous No.7053281]

240 BLAZE IT

[Anonymous No.7053354]

520 blerze it fergerts

>tfw 420 blaze it faggot has become such a meme that it shows up on my jewbook feed

[Anonymous No.7053996]

>>7053159
Please stop making these threads on /ck/

[Anonymous No.7054153]

My brother smoked one marijuana cigarette and he went insane. We had to have him hospitalized and now he has polio and the black plague

Vote trump
Marijuana is deadly

[Anonymous No.7054169]

weed guys lmfao Im so blazed

[Anonymous No.7054384]

>>7053263
>breathing superheated air
>not wanting your high to last 6 - 12 hours
>not wanting to be discreet
>not wanting to smell like shit

U r the fag m8

[Anonymous No.7054386]

>>7053159

>2015
>using drugs

[Anonymous No.7054410]

>>7053159
Go away stone men.
Drugs are only used by degenerates and losers.
I bet every one you know that takes pot is also a loser

[Anonymous No.7054463]

How about recipies for san pedro?

Make that shit good and I'll fly to your house and suck your cock.

[Anonymous No.7054471]

>>7053159
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/420chan/

[Anonymous No.7054480]

>>7054410
It gets you less intoxicated than beer if you moderate your usage. Also doesn't fuck up your liver or make you feel like shit the next day. Just like with alcohol you don't need to have it every day, and those that do know to not have more than one session/drink.

For those with chronic pain it is a MUCH better option than opiates. Heroin is becoming a big deal these days because people get hooked on pain pills after an injury or after their joints start going to shit. You saying you prefer the current rise is illegal opiate usage over some people smoking a bit for their chronic pain issues?

We got some ignorant fucks ova' hurr.

[Anonymous No.7054482]

>>7054480

Political discussion belongs on other boards

[Anonymous No.7054484]

>>7053996
Why? I'm really curious to know why it's so bad to talk about something that is perfectly legal in some places. I fucking hate beer but I wouldn't give a shit if there was a craft beer or beer/food combinations thread. Its something people like, get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.7054487]

>>7054482
I need a way to cook my shiz. That seems pretty appropriate.

[Anonymous No.7054491]

>>7054484
It's the same guy who freaks out over threads about beer or wine, but people ignore him

You on the other hand are feeding him

Stop doing that

[Anonymous No.7054492]

>>7054482
Then let us have our threads in peace.

[Anonymous No.7054493]

>>7054463
I would advise you to do an extraction of the mescal to save drinking that green slime

[Anonymous No.7054495]

>>7054487

Illegal content, not board related.

Report3d.

:^)

[Anonymous No.7054497]

>>7054491
You're right. Back to the thread, what is the best way to make cannabutter without having to stir for 45 minutes on low?

[Anonymous No.7054498]

>>7054493
but anon

I don't want an extract, I want a food product.

[Anonymous No.7054500]

>>7054492
See
>>7054495

Sorry your thread was ignored on /b/.

Please go back to your containment board.

Thank you, sincerely:

All of /ck/.

[Anonymous No.7054516]

>>7054500
Illegal to who? To you maybe. Where I'm at its perfectly legal, country wide. And the culinary culture is huge. Eat a brownie, you probably need it.

[Anonymous No.7054520]

>>7054498
The stoner's cookbook has a great recipe on hershey's kisses peanut butter cookies which do not taste at all like cannabis.

[Anonymous No.7054538]

>>7054520
If you can find out how to manage to get san pedro cactus dust into a hersheys kiss, more power to you, but I don't think the stoners cookbook can do it.

[Anonymous No.7054539]

>>7054516

>legal

You can smoke in public like a cigarette without negative consequences?

[Anonymous No.7054550]

>>7054539
>smoke a cigarette in public without negative consequences
lel, which third world country you live in bro?

[Anonymous No.7054555]

>>7054550

So it's not legal then...okay.

[Anonymous No.7054559]

>>7054539
Yes lel. I can smoke it like a cigarette outside.

[Anonymous No.7054560]

>>7054555
that's not what illegal means m8

[Anonymous No.7054566]

>>7054560

I can drink in public in Holland but I can't walk around getting high...yet hundreds of thousands of tourists come here every month to fuck hookers and smoke in cafes, why is that?

It's not legal 100% anywhere but Mexico and North Korea.

[Anonymous No.7054568]

>>7054386

no one who lives in this house uses drugs that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.7054572]

>>7054559
See
>>7054566

You're lying. Don't make excuses for your addiction. Go back to your containment board. This isn't even a /b/ tier thread it's degenerated into an /r9k/ circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.7054574]

>>7054568

That's one of my houses. No, noone there abuses drugs. Here's another house.

[Anonymous No.7054576]

>>7054566
>I'm dutch and I'm butthurt over tourists
Shoudl have just said so m8
>I can drink in public
In most of the world this is illegal, even though alcohol itself is legal.

Is masturbation illegal now? Because if I go jack off in the middle of a train station I'm gonna get arrested. REEEE NORMIEEEEESS

[Anonymous No.7054581]

>>7054576

Open container and public drunkenness is illegal in most of Europe.

People get arrested at Oktoberfest in Germany all the time for their drunken bullshit.

[Anonymous No.7054583]

>>7053159
dude. WEED!

[Anonymous No.7054615]

>>7054480
>You saying you prefer the current rise is illegal opiate usage over some people smoking a bit for their chronic pain issues?
That is exactly what Im saying.
If the drug was not dangerous, damaging, or harmful it wouldn't be illegal.

Go be an edge some place else

[Anonymous No.7054624]

>>7053159
There's nothing wrong with edibles but cannabis tastes disgusting. Don't even try to pretend otherwise.

[Anonymous No.7054625]

>>7054615
But it's not illegal
If you want to complain about other countries laws and how you wish they were like yours, you can try /pol/ or /int/

[Anonymous No.7054629]

>>7054625

Not the same guy you were talking to, and it's not legal where you live unless you're Mexican or North Korean.

How'd you get past Great Leaders blackwall? I read something like less than 700 people in total use the internet there.

[Anonymous No.7054636]

>>7054629
But you're wrong
As others have said to you, your definition of illegal is broken
Otherwise sex, alcohol, any music not in the public domain, and even sleeping are illegal

[Anonymous No.7054663]

>>7054498
Extract mes, add to pb or apple sauce, anything w/o heat to avoid breaking down molecules. Other than that I don't think there's a way to make spedro taste not of vomitsnot

[Anonymous No.7054673]

>>7054516
>run into rational opposition
> lol just get high brah
Typical drug user

[Anonymous No.7054691]

>>7054615
That's why alcohol is still legal right?
Cause it's totally safe and carries no risk of addiction or death

[Anonymous No.7054696]

>>7054636

I can walk down the street smoking a cigarette, shit...if I was so inclined I could blow the smoke into a newborns face without fear of arrest.

Can you do that with marijuana where you live?

[Anonymous No.7054701]

>>7054696
>if I was so inclined I could blow the smoke into a newborns face without fear of arrest.

No you couldnt, newfriend. That's assault.

[Anonymous No.7054702]

>>7054701

No, it's not.

You're the type that thinks stare rape is an actual thing too. Nice. Nice.

American mentality: it hurt my feelings, better sue and press charges.

The American-Dream.

Too bad it's illegal in all 50 states, and the states that have "decriminalized" it get raided by feds daily.

[Anonymous No.7054704]

dudeweedkmao

[Anonymous No.7054706]

>>7054702
>implying i'm american
>implying you aren't retarded

[Anonymous No.7054708]

>>7054706

Why can't you walk around smoking a legal substance in your country?

[Anonymous No.7054710]

>>7054574
Your grammar abuses drugs.

[Anonymous No.7054718]

>>7054384
ohhh you cant be discreet with joints?

like just dont fall asleep while smoking it.

[Anonymous No.7054735]

Well this thread was a success, thank you "stop liking what I don't like"- sperglords

[Anonymous No.7054747]

>>7054718

>discreet

Why does something legal need to be hidden?

[Anonymous No.7054790]

>>7053159
>this thread

You would think a bunch of autistic NEETs would love weed.

[Anonymous No.7054798]

>>7054790

Wrong board, friend.

[Anonymous No.7054802]

>>7053276
/pol/ack detected

[Anonymous No.7054810]

>>7054747
Because people are pissy.

[Anonymous No.7054812]

>>7054810

Do you think it might have something to do with associating with criminals and being around habitual narcotics abusers?

Just a thought... the entire world doesn't revolve around you.

[Anonymous No.7054817]

>>7054798
My mistake.

What I meant to say was, you would think a bunch of stay-at-home moms (there are a lot of them here) would love it, considering the stress.

Then again, some of them might take Reefer Madness seriously.

[Anonymous No.7054821]

>>7054817

>raising children
>stress

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>muh 50's movie meme

Good logic, rational, concise, and well thought out articulation; friend.

[Anonymous No.7054827]

>>7054817

>21st century women
>cooking

[Anonymous No.7054842]

>>7054817
Fuck off.
I would love to be a stay at home mum.
It has to be the easiest job in the world.

Who the hell would need to smoke a cannabis cigarette to relieve the stress of keeping house?

[Anonymous No.7054850]

I'm trying to figure out what to do with my vape poop right now. I don't have an oven so I might just put it in some peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.7054864]

>>7054812
See? You're being a cunt about it.

I'll keep to myself and not speak of it and let the idiots go around making a bad name for marijuana users.

[Anonymous No.7054871]

>>7054572
teh guy could be from Spain, Portugal, Serbia, the Netherlands, Vermont or a host of other places
the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.7054875]

>>7054864

>you're not talking to me the way i demand to be spoken to, so you're not gonna get my attention anymore idiot, whaaaaaaaa!!!

>WHY WON'T PEOPLE LET ME DO DRUGS IN PUBLIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


^^^That's you^^^

:^)

[Anonymous No.7054880]

>>7054871

You cannot walk around smoking that legally in any of those countries.

http://webehigh.org/belgrade-serbia/

I worked with a Serbian guy once interestingly enough, why do you stoners need to lie about stupid shit. He told me he served a 5mo sentence for having a roach in his car... a roach.

[Anonymous No.7054884]

>>7054875
>do drugs in public

I just said I keep it to myself at home, dear.

[Anonymous No.7054896]

>>7054884

It's illegal to do that as well. It seeps through the walls affecting the people around you. I would call the police if I smelled that shit coming from your apartment.

[Anonymous No.7054898]

If you don't smoke weed at least 3-4 times a day, you're a coward.

End of discussion.

[Anonymous No.7054902]

Every successful person I know smokes weed.

[Anonymous No.7054912]

>>7054902

Why are you talking about others, idiots do that, what are your personal accomplishments?

[Anonymous No.7054927]

>>7054896
It's perfectly legal in Michigan, Colorado, Alaska, California and other states.

Perhaps read a news article from the past decade.

[Anonymous No.7054938]

>>7054912
I'm a science student at a state school. I'm working a good paying internship with a company that will hire me next year. I'll graduate debt free. I have a girlfriend who loves me. I wouldn't consider myself successful yet but I will be.

[Anonymous No.7054941]

>>7054927

It's not legal, not at all. It's federally illegal and dispenceries/grow sites are raided all the time by Federal Jurisdictions.

The USA was founded on the concept of self governing states (republics), it's not like that anymore. Not at all.

Why don't you know anything about your own Government?

[Anonymous No.7054947]

>>7054938

So you're a teenager talking about big boy subjects beyond your comprehension, gotcha.

When you grow up you'll grow out of the habits you have now. I hope.

[Anonymous No.7054951]

>>7054941

Confirmed.

http://www.safeaccessnow.org/federal_marijuana_law

[Anonymous No.7054952]

>>7054702
>intentionally poisoning an infant
>not assault
>not getting your ass beat by everyone in the immediate vicinity

Sure you can, autismo. Nice b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8

[Anonymous No.7054954]

>>7054941
Go ahead and believe your own propaganda. And tighten up that tin foil hat while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.7054959]

>>7054947
As I said, all of the successful people I know smoke. Those people are mostly engineers and business owners. Weed helps keep your focus clear, believe it or not, as long as you're strong enough not to abuse it.

[Anonymous No.7054960]

>>7054954
see
>>7054951

Or.... or.... it's actually illegal and you're part of the problem. Criminal scum.

TOPMOTHERFUCKINGKEK @ you thinking you're allowed to do the things you do.

[Anonymous No.7054964]

>>7054959

>weed
>clarity

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Perhaps if you have some mental illness that you're self medicating instead of taking prescriptions for.

Have your woman test positive for marijuana when your children are born and see how fast that "legal" status disappears.

[Anonymous No.7054968]

>>7054964
Oh, I get it. You're some kid who's never smoked.

[Anonymous No.7054972]

>>7054952

OHHHH it's only poison blowing it in a babby's face huh.... neat. It's not poison when you're breathing it directly though huh.... cute.

:^)

>every1 beat yew upp!!!

I've seen grown men beat the life out of women on the subway where I live and absolutely nothing happens, and I've seen degenerates smack the teeth out of their smart-mouthed kids faces before with laughing as a response.

[Anonymous No.7054973]

>>7054902
>>7054902
Every idiot that threw away all their life chances I know smokes cannabis.

Its fun when you're 17, if you still smoke that shit at 27 you're a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.7054977]

>>7054968

The CPS considers a positive marijuana test result for mother or child after birth, abuse. Punishable by jail time, and most certainly results in temporary custody of a child be awarded to the state until BOTH parents complete rehab clinics and prove they're clean.

Marijuana provides no clarity to anyone, sorry you're too poor as a student to afford medical care. I thought Obama saved America from their "non-insured" lifestyles. Why don't you have Obamacare?

[Anonymous No.7054978]

>>7054973
Some folks are too weak for drugs. They're not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.7054985]

>>7054978

You're too strong for actual medication that works though, huh.

You're such a cutie-patootie, I just wanna squish your cheeks together and go "mumumumumu" noise while doing it.

[Anonymous No.7054986]

Never ever ever ask a board that isn't /x/ to talk about drugs because the majority of 4chan is straightedge memers unable to exist in the same space as drugs.

Go to the stoner chan and ask /nom/ or /weed/

sage for offtopic

[Anonymous No.7054989]

>>7054959
Maybe if you didn't do illegal drugs, all your friends wouldn't be degenerate drug addicts.

[Anonymous No.7055000]

>>7054986
Pal, no one on 4 Chan is straight edge.

[Anonymous No.7055002]

>>7054986

Reported for illegal content.

:^)

>WHY WON'T PEOPLE PROSTRATE AND BOW TO MY VICES AND DESIRES?!?!?!?!? WAHHHHHH!!!! WAHHHHH!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!

^^^That's you^^^

[Anonymous No.7055007]

>>7055000
Get a life you ganja gremlin!

[Anonymous No.7055010]

>>7054985
What are you talking about? I don't need medication. I like the relaxation and creativity I get out of a good high. It has nothing to do with medication. It's like having a few beers with your buds at the pub. Do you think alcohol is used as a medication? Why are you focused on medicating? Are you projecting something at me?

>>7054977
Again, what are you even talking about, dude?

I have plenty of money. Good weed isn't cheap. But why bother responding to ad hominem bullshit on 4chan? You're a silly poster.

Want to talk about food? Usually I make oil then bake it into cookies. It's the simplest way to make long lasting edibles.

[Anonymous No.7055011]

>>7055000

I don't do drugs, I drink in moderation only.

Sounds to me like you're applying chemical bandaids to very large life issues.

Perhaps, if you didn't self medicate and admitted to having a problem, seeking professional help, you would be able to dramatically change your life for the better.

[Anonymous No.7055013]

>Not a single food post

I've always wondered about something like a spinach artichoke pot dip, everyone does sweets all the time.

[Anonymous No.7055016]

>>7055010

Why do you use illegal drugs to self medicate?

How much "out of the box" or "creative" thinking is required for the job you're studying to obtain?

[Anonymous No.7055024]

>>7055011
You seem to associate drugs with mental illness. Not everyone is as fucked in the head as you are.

[Anonymous No.7055028]

>>7055024

Only someone who is mentally ill would need to medicate their lives away with euphoria. Normal people just live their lives and are capable of enjoying things without being high.

[Anonymous No.7055029]

>>7054410
Do you drink alcohol? Do you drink caffeinated beverages? You ever smoked a cigarette?

I've got bad news for you friend, you're a drug user.

[Anonymous No.7055031]

>>7055028
You don't get any euphoria from weed.

And didn't you already admit to drinking?

[Anonymous No.7055032]

>>7055029

Off topic and nothing to do with what we're talking about. Don't rationalize your addictions to us, we're not your probation officer.

[Anonymous No.7055033]

>>7055031
see
>>7055032

Look how creative and original weed makes you lot, you're all saying the same exact things!

Wow, you sure showed me how unique and cool you are.

:^)

[Anonymous No.7055035]

>>7055016
I usually make music while high. Some of us have hobbies that aren't jerking off on anime imageboards.

I don't work or study while high. I'm not dumb. I'm very bright.

I wonder what kind of person spends their time attacking other people on the internet for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.7055036]

>>7055029
>>7055031

ebin alcohol argument

[Anonymous No.7055038]

>>7055035

>attacking
>not paranoid as a side-affect of marijuana abuse

[Anonymous No.7055039]

>>7055033
Never smoked in my life.

>>7055036
If you claim that normal people can live their lives without drugs, but take drugs. This is a reasonable thing to bring up.

[Anonymous No.7055045]

>>7055038
You're writing that we're self medicating and mentally ill. That's attacking.

Do you think everyone who smokes weed is mentally ill and self medicating? That's a very silly.

[Anonymous No.7055047]

>>7055039

I never claimed anything, I cited facts. Why are you trying to make comparisons on completely non-related things? I don't see the point really.

This thread is the equivalent of an alcoholic starting a thread about how to make moonshine. You cannot see the difference between a social user and this thread full of complete burnt-out retards?

Well then, you must be one of the burnt-out retards.

[Anonymous No.7055048]

Can't you bunch of children just leave it be when you don't like the subject of the thread?
It's also perfectly legal in a few places, some of which happen to not be in the USA.

Anyways:
So the taste will probably stick, so what flavours are a good pairing?
Chocolate is always good with heavy flavors.
I personally like apple pie as well.

[Anonymous No.7055050]

>>7055045

You are self medicating. It's your crutch, otherwise you wouldn't be high right this very moment. It's Sunday, don't you have an awesome girlfriend to spend time with, or classes to be studying for? College is a full time job to be taken seriously. Why don't you take it seriously?

Sorry, I'm a Dad... I ask a lot of dad questions when speaking to subordinates and younger people.

[Anonymous No.7055052]

I'm going to smoke a huge bowl then go walk around outside. The leaves are turning. It's a beautiful day. Have fun with the meaningless argument, internet folks.

[Anonymous No.7055055]

>>7055047
No it's not, it's an edible threads. This is the equivalent to a beer thread.

[Anonymous No.7055058]

>>7055050
I'm not high. When did I say that I was?

[Anonymous No.7055062]

>>7055011
>I don't do drugs
>I drink

Oh, honey.

[Anonymous No.7055064]

I'm partial to brownies myself, can anyone chime in how cookies or straight chocolate compare?

[Anonymous No.7055065]

>>7055013
That sounds delicious. How would a person go about that?

[Anonymous No.7055067]

>>7055062
see
>>7055047
and
>>7055036

and
>>7055033

You stoners are all the same, your lack of attention to details is funny though.

[Anonymous No.7055069]

>>7055058

You didn't, I know you are though.

Why even bother lying, instead of arguing with me you should be spending time studying or with your woman.

[Anonymous No.7055071]

>>7055032
>Drugs are only used by degenerates and losers
>off topic

No, I'm proving a point. Just because you don't think that alcohol, nicotine, or caffeine are drugs doesn't mean people that use them aren't drug users. Almost everyone in America uses one if not all of those drugs, and I'm willing to bet it's the same in other places.

[Anonymous No.7055075]

>>7055071
see
>>7055033

[Anonymous No.7055077]

>>7055067
One of them was arguing against "stoners".
Shows your lack of attention.

[Anonymous No.7055078]

>>7055069
What a silly poster.

[Anonymous No.7055079]

>>7055071

Sugar is addictive too, stop eating fruit and sweets. Pls.

[Anonymous No.7055082]

>>7055048
I think the poster above had a good point that almost everything that we make with cannabis components is sweet. I'd also like to see more savory options. Ideas?

[Anonymous No.7055083]

>>7055075
You're doing the same thing now. You're just avoiding the question and you still haven't responded to it properly. You just posted some silly, passive aggressive, sarcastic shit.

[Anonymous No.7055085]

>>7055077

>one of them

Yea, half of this thread is regular people wanting to talk about cooking but you lot keep dragging your addictions into this board. Go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.7055087]

>>7055064
cookies are delicious, but it doesn't mask the taste well which some people find to be offputting.

[Anonymous No.7055089]

>>7055083

Not really no.

You're also just repeating what I've been saying.

[Anonymous No.7055091]

>>7055079
Thank you for your input. That really added to the conversation. I never said to stop doing those things. I just pointed out that they are drugs. Sorry you can't understand how arguments work.

[Anonymous No.7055092]

>>7055091

Sugar and heroin are similar?

Damn son. Good argument.

[Anonymous No.7055093]

>>7055085
You're the only one who mentioned addictions.

[Anonymous No.7055094]

>>7055085
You might be an idiot. I'm not sure, but I think you should maybe get that looked at.

[Anonymous No.7055099]

>>7055092
Did I say that? Is that what I said, or are you just grasping at straws? At no point did I include heroin in my posts. You're the one making completely illogical jumps.

[Anonymous No.7055100]

>>7055089
That doesn't even make any sense. Because I haven't.

Stop trying to sound smart, you're not.

[Anonymous No.7055103]

ITT PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST JELLY THAT THEY CAN'T GO TO A DISPENSARY AND GET CHEAP LEGAL DANK

[Anonymous No.7055108]

>>7055103

http://www.safeaccessnow.org/federal_marijuana_law

>legal

[Anonymous No.7055109]

>There are people that consume mind-altering drugs on 4chan

I really fucking hope this is just some kind of meme.

Pot smoking is for degenerates and cowards who can't handle reality and so have to escape into consuming brain damaging mental retardants.

[Anonymous No.7055111]

>>7055108
>being a filthy federalist

[Anonymous No.7055112]

>>7055100

>muh alcohol argument is different!!!!

This board make me sad it's so stupid and unobservant.

[Anonymous No.7055113]

>>7055111

Is being that butthurt making it any more or less legal?

LOL
O
L

[Anonymous No.7055114]

>>7055112
That was an eloquent, on topic reply. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.7055120]

>>7055114

Yes, yes it was.

[Anonymous No.7055124]

>>7055112
I'm going to stop talking to you now.

I just think you desperately want people to reply to you, even if you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.7055125]

>>7055108
Lol.
Obama said on live TV in front of the whole world that the feds wouldn't bother to go after pot in legal states.

Mind you that nigger unapologetically lies about everything so I dunno.

[Anonymous No.7055129]

>>7055124

Yes, citing facts that makes you angry isn't why I'm doing this, it's because instead of getting high to self medicate I shitpost on image boards to make me feel better about myself.

LOL

[Anonymous No.7055130]

>>7055108
They legalized fag marriage just fine so weed's prolly gunna be next senpai

[Anonymous No.7055131]

>>7055125

And yet....

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_28940422/feds-raids-upend-illegal-marijuana-rings-proliferating-colorado

[Anonymous No.7055134]

>>7055129
>I shitpost on image boards to make me feel better about myself
This is exactly what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.7055136]

>>7055134

Whatever you have to say in your own head to rationalize your addictions away, friend.

[Anonymous No.7055137]

>>7053159
Well?
How do you bring it from very good to kick ass?

[Anonymous No.7055141]

A discussion of how to incorporate cannabis ingredients into savory dishes, go:

>>7055087
>>7055082
>>7055065
>>7055064
>>7055055
>>7055048
>>7054850
>>7054663
>>7054520
>>7054498
>>7054497
>>7054493
>>7054463
>>7053159

[Anonymous No.7055144]

>>7053159
>1. You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

[Anonymous No.7055154]

You can't make these threads on this board.

The same 44 year old manchild just ruins them.

[Anonymous No.7055167]

>>7054972
>An adult choosing to poison themselves is morally equivalent to poisoning a defenseless infant
>I live in a community without morals, so everyone else must too

Are you a sociopath? But then why care so much about the "rules" without being critical of the basis upon which they were written? There is no other logical conclusion than that you are a troll, and not a very good one at that.

Now OP on the other hand, knew what shitstorm he would unleash by stirring the pot. That's real trolling. You're just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.7055174]

>>7055144
Fuck off commie scum

[Anonymous No.7055236]

>>7054696
>I can walk down the street smoking a cigarette
I can't, it's illegal to smoke within 50 feet of a building entryway and within parks

This basically rules out most streets and public places

What's it like living in Kazakhstan, where doctors still believe cigarettes cure cancer?

[Anonymous No.7055265]

>>7055236
Nobody knows about, pays attention to or properly enforces those laws.

[Anonymous No.7055288]

>>7055265
Kind of like the remaining laws about cannabis, eh?

[Anonymous No.7055299]

>>7055288
I'm not arguing about cannabis laws and I don't know what you're getting at.

[Anonymous No.7055303]

>>7055167

>the law says its illegal
>YOU'RE A TROLL MAKING UP LAWS TO CONTROL ME 530 SMOKE IT NEGGER!!!

Nice conversation.

[Anonymous No.7055308]

>>7055236

Sorry you live in a society where you can't do as you wish in public spaces you pay for, while enjoying something acruslly legal to enjoy ans easily purchased from petrol stations.

What's it like to live in a socialist shithole where you pay double water tax, and have no actual rights?

[Anonymous No.7055309]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.7055312]

WEED

[Anonymous No.7055313]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.7055314]

>>7055236

>public spaces being smaller than 50ft
>calls other places 3rd world shitholes

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Anonymous No.7055323]

>>7055144

Hiroyuki owns 4chan now and all hosted data associated with 4chan is located overseas. All old rules are Moot.

[Anonymous No.7055328]

>>7055154

This is supposed to be a SWF board, post your weedbro shite on /b/ where it belongs. It would go unseen in the wake of the other 50 weedbro threads, that's why containment board folk leak into this board every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.7055352]

>>7055308
Pretty good. I don't give a shit about muh bangbang penis toy, and quality of life is high. What's it like to be a substance abuser?

[Anonymous No.7055354]

>>7055328

>swf

[Anonymous No.7055357]

>>7055328
R u a grill?

[Anonymous No.7055362]

>>7055352

How is quality of life high with no public spaces larger than 50ft? Are you content with being a shut-in?

At the very least you can worship as a shut-in, so...there's that.

[Anonymous No.7055432]

>>7055362
>no public spaces larger than 50 feet
But that's not how geometry works, anon

[Anonymous No.7055446]

>>7055432

What does that have to do with you being a basement dwelling shut-in?

Is that what rustled your jambos friend?

Does marijuana give you enough emotional strength to leave the confines of your self imposed prison to restock the Mountain Dew and HotPocket stockpiles?

[Anonymous No.7055474]

>>7054986
I thought /x/ was just tulpa bullshit.

[Anonymous No.7055537]

>>7055446
I don't use marijuana

The rest of your post is classic projection

[Anonymous No.7055582]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.7055617]

>all the preachy bullshit in this thread
Did someone get bullied by stoners growing up? Is that a thing now? When I was growing up they were the ones who always hung out in secluded parts of the school and nobody else interacted with them outside of class.

Has legalization turned weed people into the new jocks?

[Anonymous No.7055624]

>>7055617
The guy posting is 44 years old.

[Anonymous No.7055626]

WEED
L
M
A
O

[Anonymous No.7055632]

>>7055624
I should probably find that depressing, but hey. 4chan.

[Anonymous No.7055637]

>>7055537

Whatever you say, stoner child.

>>7055617

>ebin beat up meme

Stoners are incapable of "beating" on anything other than their pud.

>>7055624

Yes, everyone who doesn't do drugs is an old scary man. The sad fact about your father being that age dates you significantly under the minimum age required to post here.

Shame.

Stop doing drugs, you won't get grounded so much.

[Anonymous No.7055648]

>>7055617

It's not legal anywhere except NK and Mexico.

[Anonymous No.7055695]

Reminder that all cannabis threads on 4chan should be prefixed with a "DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT" message in the OP. It really sucks having to scroll through a thread that is 90% worthless shitpost arguments and 10% meaningful discussion.

Responding to bait is worse than any drug

[Anonymous No.7055725]

>>7055109
And on that day, the bait was just okay

[Anonymous No.7055753]

Shatter edibles! The best edibles made imo and only available in the uk! Weedwonka on insta!

[Anonymous No.7055759]

>>7055753

>follow muh stoner page breh's

Get a job.

[Anonymous No.7055808]

>>7055759
Thats not my page you playdough faced fuck!
You probably live with your parents and arent old enough to post on here, on top of that you have no job and three friends, two of them being your parents and even then your dad hates you and the remainding friend is the local neighbourhood kiddy fiddler. Then because of this you sit in your room with a vitamin d defficiency on your computer pretending your an alpha, shit i bet your virginity is thenonly valuable thing you have and even then nobody wants to take it!
Check yourself before you wreck yourself you poor child.

[Anonymous No.7055814]

>>7055808

Notice the anger. The explosive emotional state and overwhelming shitpost of the average 4chan stoner.

This is going to be my new pasta for the next stoner thread on this board. Thanks. Amigo!

[Anonymous No.7055823]

>>7055808

:^)

[Anonymous No.7055828]

I regularly smoke weed and I hate stoner 'culture' just as much as the next guy. But at least I'm not a huge faggot about it like you anti-pot fairies here in this thread.

[Anonymous No.7055833]

Feel free, also use up your free time which im guessing is all the time to dwell about how i wrote than and how your opinion and cannabis is the only valid one..

[Anonymous No.7055846]

>>7055823
^thanks for doing that!:)

[Anonymous No.7055852]

How do I make weed cake?

I don't have any weed. What's a good substitute?

[Anonymous No.7055855]

>>7055828

>cites facts and laws
>yer a faggot 560 spark it fraggit

[Anonymous No.7055863]

>>7055852

Draino works well in cakes.

[Anonymous No.7055866]

So it looks like some guy has been shitposting about how potheads are losers, every 3 minutes for the last 20 hours straight

Was there a moment you can pinpoint that led to where you are today, or is your life just a continuous string of sadness and failure?

[Anonymous No.7055867]

>>7054973
I'm 27. Tried it at 19. Then "erryday" for 2 years, and now smoke in the evenings after work. I graduated near top of my class in biochem and have a good career.

I know plenty of people who did fuck all with their lives who I smoked with often, and other successful stoners.

Lazy, unmotivated people will be lazy and unmotivated with or without the existence of pot.

The fact that /ck/ is so anti-weed-cooking discussion has always boggled my mind. /nom/ is slow as fuck, so you'd think they'd all be over here looking for extraction techniques and gourmet canna-butter/oil recipes.

[nospoilers]420 blaz3 it f4ggots[on/ck/]

[Anonymous No.7055870]

>>7055863
damn that looks delicious

[Anonymous No.7055872]

>>7055863

Thanks. 245 blaze weed!

[Anonymous No.7055875]

>>7055867

Paragraph= buttblasted.

>>7055870

Thanks it's Mongolian buuz, ox and vegetable soup.

[Anonymous No.7055883]

>>7055875
>Thanks it's Mongolian buuz, ox and vegetable soup.
Awesome!

This next joint is for you mate! d;^D

[Anonymous No.7055884]

>>7055852
Bleach

[Anonymous No.7055894]

>>7055141
I have heard that pairing cannabis with herbs used in cooking meat works well. Sage, rosemary, thyme, basil, used to season a tomato pasta sauce was a recipe I saw this cannabis chef use in a video.

[Anonymous No.7055958]

>>7055867

Just stop. The baitposter would have given up by now if people would just ignore him. The only reason he's still going is because he's still getting bites.

[Anonymous No.7055962]

>>7055958

>the bait poster
>the
>implying there's only one person ITT that thinks you're all fucking degenerates and losers

[Anonymous No.7055983]

>>7055962

Even if there's multiple of you, you may as well be referred to as a single person. It's not like any of you brainwashed Reagan cultists have a mind of your own anyway.

[Anonymous No.7056039]

>>7054896

We got a grumpy old man here. I bet you go to church.

[Anonymous No.7056050]

>>7055983

>you must be a Republican if you don't like weed.

I'm not American.

>>7056039

Yea! WEED IS COOL AND TOTALLY NOT UNHEALTHY LOOK HOW HEALTHY BOB MARLEY IS!

[Anonymous No.7056059]

>>7055983

Yes yes and you muh alcohol, chocolate, coffee is a drug arguments. Established this ITT already. Short term memory loss must be tough to live with.

You stoners will keep circle jerking, so will the non stoners.

You're too emotional for this conversation I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.7056060]

>>7056039
I think it's the same buttblasted dutch guy who is so angry that his city is overrun with stoned people trying to find hookers that he spent 23 hours straight on 4chan posting about it

[Anonymous No.7056062]

>>7056050
You know Bob Marley died from a type of skin cancer, right?
You can't really catch that from smoking weed, Anon.

[Anonymous No.7056078]

>>7056062

Smoke causes all types of cancer.

[Anonymous No.7056081]

>>7056060

Your memory loss is profound...

I'm actually impressed.

[Anonymous No.7056089]

>>7056081
Little dutch boy, don't be silly. It's recorded right here in the timestamps: >>7053263
>>7053266
>>7053276
>>7053281
etc...

[Anonymous No.7056165]

>>7054972
Maybe you should move out of Detroit, fampai

[Anonymous No.7056176]

>>7056089

Literally none of those are me...degenerate burn out topkek.

[Anonymous No.7056188]

>>7056165

Bremen, Germany.

Close enough.

[Anonymous No.7056193]

>>7056176
>can't afford a computer
>using a phone to surf the internet at home
You're the degenerate here

[Anonymous No.7056201]

>>7056165
>Subway
>Detroit

You really know Detroit, huh?

[Anonymous No.7056209]

>>7056193

Whatever you say.

Enjoy your ACER, winner.

:^)

[Anonymous No.7056214]

>>7056209
good god, you have shit taste in music

[Anonymous No.7056215]

>>7056201

Only what he saw in 8mile while smoking a "fat one"

Stony teens are all the same.

[Anonymous No.7056219]

>>7056214

>yer poor
>yer a loser for not using drugs
>yew dont even have a computer
>yew have shit taste in music

[Anonymous No.7056231]

>>7056219
I haven't advocated drug use at all though. I don't even like marijuana. I just think people should be allowed to discuss it, in a cooking context.

[Anonymous No.7056286]

>>7054581
there is no public container law or public drunkenness laws in Munich

where the biggest oktoberfest is

[Anonymous No.7056315]

>>7056286

Yet thousands of people are arrested for drunken disorderly per year, didn't the Shariafaggots in Munich petition to have Oktoberfest cancelled this past year?

How long do you think your traditions are going to last when 5,000,000 insane radicalized soldiers posing as refugees start forming ranks?

Maybe it's just a scam to swindle tourists out of their money every year, knowing they won't have the resources to appear in courts to appeal their cases of deviancy.

[Anonymous No.7056318]

>>7056231

>I want to have a normal conversation
>herrr derrr yer poor bc you post on a phone

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.7056321]

>>7056318
Still salty about that? You must be actually poor.