/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Chili No.7051118]

Daily reminder: if you put crackers and cheese in with chili you're a fucking man-child who should stick to chicken tenders and ketchup.
That is all, you may continue.

[Anonymous No.7051119]

>>7051118
Never heard of people putting crackers in their chili. Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.7051122]

Tortilla chips are fine, though. Top with a slice of jalapeño.

[Anonymous No.7051136]

Can someone explain how chili and cornbread mix

my cornbread is always so crumbly it breaks whenever I try to scoop my chili with it.

[Anonymous No.7051143]

>>7051119

[Anonymous No.7051153]

>>7051143
That vertical pretty much sums up /ck/ really.
You guys can't cook properly.

[Anonymous No.7051155]

>S-stop! You're not enjoying that food that right way! Stop enjoying it wrong!

[Anonymous No.7051160]

>>7051153

We post it ironically. It's also from reddit so yeah, it sums up them more than us.

[Anonymous No.7051161]

>>7051153
You haven't been here long, have you?

[Anonymous No.7051167]

>>7051161
nope.
usually go to /out/, thought I could get some recipes for food when I'm backpacking but all I see is junk food and youtube threads.
shit really.

[Anonymous No.7051169]

>>7051167
Yeah, it's a shame. We need a janitor to give this place a good clean out.

But that picture is posted a lot for us to cringe at.

[Anonymous No.7051185]

>>7051118
Some chilis are better with cheese. My spicy white chicken chili is bomb on its own but with Mexican cheese and Fritos on top it's fucking bomb

[Anonymous No.7051200]

>>7051185
see
>>7051118

[Anonymous No.7051203]

>>7051169
>/ck/ confirmed for most hated board on 4Chinks.

[Anonymous No.7051205]

>>7051185

how do you make your chicken white chili

[Anonymous No.7051217]

>there are adults who actually drink soda every day
>there are people who think that beans belong in a chili
>there are chefs who actually think that there is a difference between types of salt
>there are people with a steady income who unironically go to buffet places
>Americans, when eating, pick up and put down their knife constantly, always switching between hands

[Anonymous No.7051224]

>there are people who actually eat fast food because they enjoy it, not because they are traveling, starving and have absolutely nowhere else to eat
>there are people who use soda for anything other than chasing liquor

[Anonymous No.7051230]

>I work in shitty ass Wendy's and there are grown driving adults who send their sandwich back because they forgot to mention that they hate lettuce and pickles
>so I have to pick veggies off for grown ass adults and give it back

[Anonymous No.7051237]

>>7051136
Cornbread is blander than the chilli and a bit sweet giving making it a counterpoint to the chillis heat and pungent flavors.

Have you tried adding more flour to your cornbread?

[Anonymous No.7051241]

>>7051118
I don't just put crackers in it, I put Ritz crackers in it and American Cheese ;^)

Also onions and lots of sourcream, really got to load those topping up yo.

[Anonymous No.7051258]

>>7051143
That is simply despicable.

[Anonymous No.7051264]

>>7051241
If you need all those toppings your chili is sub par. Learn to make a better chili and save some money and better your health you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.7051453]

>>7051143
that drawing makes me angry

[Anonymous No.7051460]

>>7051143
never fails to make me mad

[Anonymous No.7051496]

>>7051241
Wouldn't expect anything less from a Hamerican.

[Anonymous No.7051499]

>>7051118
I like crackers and peanut butter. What does that say?

[Anonymous No.7051508]

>>7051499
You're out of cheese?

[Anonymous No.7051519]

>>7051508
cheese in chili is something i've never heard of until this thread.
it doesn't even make sense, why would you ever use cheese

[Anonymous No.7051589]

>lacking the child-like whimsy to enjoy chili with cheese and crackers, chicken nuggets with ketchup and pretending that you're a brontosaurus while the broccoli you're eating are prehistoric trees
):
Who hurt you, OP?

>>7051205
Not him, but my basic sofrito for the beginning is garlic and onion which I cook in lard or chicken grease, with beer added from time to time to aid caramelisation, then I add cumin and a mix of green chilli powders. I use green chilli powder because it's both stronger than red and adds little colour. I have to make them myself because I can't find green chilli powders of any sort where I live.

Thereafter, it varies depending on whether I'm using bonestock and/or raw meat.

-If bonestock and raw meat, I add the meat, par-cook it, then add the bonestock and let it reduce.
-If using bonestock and cooked meat, I add the bonestock, let it reduce, then add the meat.
-If not using bonestock, I add dry beans, either chickpeas or white beans, and water and pressure cook it, then, if using raw meat, I cook the meat separately and add it after. If using cooked meat, it's also added after the beans are cooked.
Finally, I serve it up with bowls of fresh cilantro and blanched-and-shocked slices of chillies (usually jalapeño, but sometimes also cayenne), both red and green, on the table. I blanch the chillies to preserve their colour.

I only add beans if I'm not using bonestock because they'll yield a similar, full texture for the finished dish.

[Anonymous No.7051607]

>>7051118
you lost me at cheese m8

>implying there exists a food that doesn't deserve some cheese

[Anonymous No.7051615]

I eat chili however the fuck I want to eat it, you little fresh-off-the-milk-tit, punk.

I think I'll have my next bowl of chili with my cock lodged in your mom's throat.

[Anonymous No.7051665]

>>7051589
that was the most pretentious desciption of how to make chili ive ever heard.
also, >bonestock
just say stock

[Anonymous No.7051685]

>>7051118
>chicken tenders and ketchup.
Dunking your tendies in catsup. not even once desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7051687]

>>7051685
>desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7051697]

>>7051687
>what are word filters?

faggot.

[Anonymous No.7051699]

>>7051697
stfu roody poo

[Anonymous No.7051705]

>>7051118
>>7051153
>>7051161
>>7051169
>>7051217
>>7051224
>>7051460
>>7051496
You people are everything wrong with /CK/ because you are too dumb to realize that all of you, despite coming together in this one instance of cheese and crackers and chillie and crying foul, have extremely little in common when it comes to everything you each individually hate and wish was purged off the face of /ck/.

In other words you guys are morons who not only would kill eachother fighting over shit even after some of the stuff all of you hate is gone, but have no respect for food in the same way tendies only people have since you have some religious conviction on how food should always be you picky fucks.

none of you are any better at stepping out of your comfort zone and not bitching than any retarded beard child you like to bitch about.

[Anonymous No.7051706]

>>7051665
>nothing in that post other than instructions on how to make chili
>nothing flowery nor too wordy
>"most pretentious recipe I've ever read!!"
wot

[Anonymous No.7051709]

>>7051118
Actually I put cheese in my chilli and ate chicken tendies and fries yesterday. Why should I put a dick in my chilli like you OP?

[Anonymous No.7051728]

I always use crackers in my deer chili. Just a different texture thing. And yes, I am a man child who plays video games and watch anime. Fucking love tenders.

[Anonymous No.7051735]

>>7051119
Its essentially emulating what Taco in Taco Shells is. Or Nacho chips. Or Tortilla chips.

The reasoning behind it is pretty sound.

[Anonymous No.7051737]

Spoonful of chili on the cracker with a pinch of shredded cheese on top.

Mixing it all together ruins everything. Fucked chili, soggy crackers, melted stingy cheese. Bleh

[Anonymous No.7051739]

>>7051737
*stringy

[Anonymous No.7051744]

>>7051519
Sure it makes sense, cheese makes almost anything better.

[Anonymous No.7051746]

>>7051728
>Fucking love tenders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyg_v7Vxo4A

[Anonymous No.7051804]

>>7051119
>Never heard of people putting crackers in their chili. Is that a thing?

You must not be American, if you order chili at literally any eatery in the United States you will be served crackers with it, usually Oyster crackers

[Anonymous No.7051822]

>>7051143
this is some reddit tier crap

[Anonymous No.7051823]

>not putting shredded cheddar cheese and oyster crackers in your chili

Kill yourself my man

[Anonymous No.7051829]

Daily reminder: If you do things differently than me that I'll never actually be bothered by, nor would I confront you in person if I noticed, you're less of a person than I am.

[Anonymous No.7051832]

>>7051829
Is this a troll pic? Pretty sure fruit and veggies are 1 food group

[Anonymous No.7051834]

I eat chili with home made bread every day. Cheese is strictly forbidden by me. It is one of those foods that is pure trash and plain terrible for you under most circumstances.

[Anonymous No.7051838]

>>7051834
You sound like a lunatic

[Anonymous No.7051852]

>>7051834
>eat chili and bread every day
>CHEESE IS SO BAD FOR YOU!

[Anonymous No.7051859]

>>7051852
it's veggie chili.

[Anonymous No.7051869]

>>7051834
>Wont eat cheese
>Has no problem with eating gluten every day

[Anonymous No.7051954]

>>7051217
>there are people who think that beans belong in a chili

Learn2history

Chili was originally an ancient Mesoamerican bean stew with meat being optional IF it was available.

[Anonymous No.7051956]

>>7051954
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.7051963]

>>7051118
>Daily reminder: if you put crackers and cheese in with chili you're doing it right.

Though the crackers ought to be crushed and put into the bowl before the chili is ladled on top of them.

[Anonymous No.7051965]

>>7051859
Chili without meat is soup.

[Anonymous No.7052106]

>>7051963
>Though the crackers ought to be crushed and put into the bowl before the chili is ladled on top of them.

Why? Then they just get soggy. I like to put some chili on the crackers as I'm eating both, or scrunch them up and put them on top right before eating.

[Anonymous No.7052107]

>>7051956
> texas education, folks...

[Anonymous No.7052111]

>>7052106
>>Though the crackers ought to be crushed and put into the bowl before the chili is ladled on top of them.
>Why?

You want the crushed crackers to absorb the chili flavor and if they're put on top afterward, they don't mix in well, as crackers are lighter then the chili (plus you get crumbs everywhere).

[Anonymous No.7052115]

>>7051963
man-child pls leave.

[Anonymous No.7052142]

For me it's cornbread.

Break it up into tiny pieces, let them soak up the chili.

[Anonymous No.7052172]

>>7052142
>corn bread
back to the cotton field now Jamal, lunch is over.

[Anonymous No.7053999]

>>7051728
this thread inspired me to make some chili tonight, and ate that shit with some crackers. still a man child though. no arguing that. It wasnt deer chili though, didnt have the gamey flavor I enjoy. Havent been to my parents to collect free meat. Still fucking lover tenders. rub them on my nipples and shit. drunk as fuck. manchilding as fuck too. staying up late like a boss

[Anonymous No.7054046]

>>7052172
XD

[Anonymous No.7054113]

>>7051143
That cartoon guy always makes me very mad. Legitimate anger here.

[Anonymous No.7055296]

>>7051705
Shut the fuck up faggot.

[Anonymous No.7055310]

Saltine crackers with butter then scoop chili onto it

Oh god it's so fuckin good

[Anonymous No.7055329]

>>7051217
>tfw I used to work at a gourmet market and we had over 100 types of salt all very different from each other

You're fucking low tier pleb trash desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7055504]

>>7051224
>there are people who need a chaser with their liquor
please kill yourself

[Anonymous No.7055530]

>chili

[Anonymous No.7056990]

>>7055504
>there are people who think the taste of hard liquor is good

Most people don't have the money to drop 80 dollars or more on a tasty liquor. Kill yourself