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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>order pizza derivery
>guy on the phone "Ok, that'll be $24.15 and we should have it out to you in about 30 mins."
>"perfect. see you then!"
>dude finally shows up
>"Hi, I have an order here for 'Anon'?"
>"Sure, one second."
>reach inside and grab the pot of boiling oil I had nearby
>throw scalding hot oil all over the delivery boy's face and genitals
>he collapses in agony onto the walkway, screaming in pain
>start kicking him in the ribs and face while he's down
>grab a pickle jar with $25 in pennies in it and drop it onto his ribs
>he starts coughing up blood, "P-please! PLEASE!!"
>slam the door in his face
>"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
>mfw

>> No.7043314

>>>/b/

Leave and never come back.

>> No.7043318

>>7043314
Beat me to it

>> No.7043323

>>7043310
What teh fuck are you on about m9

>> No.7043324

>>7043310
Make sure you screencap this thread so you can get all those dank upvotes :^)

>> No.7043354

>>7043310
Is this really how Americans tip?

>> No.7043494
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>>7043354
Not true american gentlemen

>> No.7043611

Is that what happened in the movie? Haven't seen it in 15 years.

>> No.7044903

>didn't take the pizza

>> No.7044945

>>7043310
/ck/ is not your personal blog, fuckwit.

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>>7043310
cats with pizza are so cute

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>> No.7044981

If you're a male and you live alone AND you own a cat, you should kill yourself to spare yourself years of misery.

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>>7044981
>don't own this cute pet
why?
>because i said so
oh