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7033872 No.7033872 [Reply] [Original]

>god-tier
paella

>good-tier
jambalaya
plov
biryani

>okay-tier
pilaf
pulao
arroz con pollo
jollof rice

>literally what are you doing-tier
risotto

>> No.7033891

Just because you're a retard and can't cook risotto doesn't make it shit. Risotto is amazing, easily my favorite rice dish. And if you aren't a mongoloid, it can be made start to finish in under 20 minutes

>> No.7033901

I hope you wear a helmet

>> No.7033910

>>7033891
>>7033901
mad italian "people" detected

>> No.7034613

>Thinking pilaf, pulao, and plov are different
>not understand regional differences in pronunciation and etymology

Sperg elsewhere OP

>> No.7034615

rice dish ranking

>god tier
all of them

god i love rice kill me

>> No.7034619

If you don't think biryani is literally the greatest rice dish ever than I feel bad for you son cause you haven't had real biryani

>> No.7034625

>>7034615
The only right answer desu senpai

>> No.7034630

rice is poverty food, congrats you're poor.

>> No.7034633

Where's the nasi lemak?

>> No.7034636

>>7034615
This, but with gumbo above God-tier

btw I'm from Louisiana, teehee

>> No.7034638
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7034638

>look it's yet another thread attacking perfectly fine foods
>it was started by an American

>> No.7034656

paella is fucking shit family

>> No.7034658
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7034658

>completely fails to mention kedgeree or bibimbap
>has never even heard of either, probably due to spending too much time getting home-schooled in Creationism and Intelligent Design.

It is so satisfying to know when you can completely disregard someone's opinion.

>> No.7034663

>>7034630
>Not having 100% of your caloric intake from animal products

Look at these peasants and laugh.

>> No.7034765

> not eating a bowl of plain sushi rice daily
Get on my level

>> No.7034817
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7034817

Also godtier:

Gheimeh baa tahdig.

>> No.7034853

>>7034638
>made in France

>> No.7034890

>delicious tier
all of them. rice is fucking good okay?
especially the dishes you forgot.

>shit tier
potatoes

>> No.7034991

>>7034817
>garnished with French fries
classy

>> No.7034995

>>7033872
uzbek plov > everything else.

>> No.7035001

>>7033872
Have you tried black rice op?
if you dig paella you will love black rice

basically its like a paella but the rice is cooked with squid ink and normally its served with allioli and some seafood
absolutely delicious

>> No.7035019
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7035019

>>7033872
What about putos?

>> No.7035022

rice congee is also a place where it's at

>> No.7035035

What about fried rice?

>> No.7035479

>>7034658
>bibimbap
>kedgeree
I don't eat foods that sound like a Scatman John verse or a dog food brand, sorry my friend

>> No.7035901

>>7034991
I wouldn't really call them "french fries."

>> No.7037693

>>7033872
you forgot
>gallo pinto
>hoppin' john (black eyed peas w/ rice)

>> No.7037847
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7037847

>>7034658
>tfw my first bimbimbap was from a korean-japanese fusion restaurant
- came in a giant stone bowl that was too hot to touch
- was relatively cheap

I can't imagine what good bimbimbap must be like

>> No.7037856

>>7035035
That's patrician tier.

>> No.7037862

>>7034656
paella is the fucking shit dog
my mum makes it so good
i wish i had more right now
but the bastards ate it all

>> No.7037864

>>7033872
>>okay-tier
>pilaf

what

WHAT

>> No.7038493
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7038493

>>7037864
Did someone say pilaf?

>> No.7038512

>no mejadra
>no sushi

op confirmed for inbred flyover shutin tier

>> No.7038525
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7038525

>>7034615
Don't forget arroz doce/arroz con leche/rice pudding

Rice is not only for savory dishes!

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7038528

>>7033872
>these are the only rice dishes he knows
did mommy never cook you anything else

>> No.7038606

>>7034613
seriously lel

>> No.7038637

>>7033872
>plov
>pilaf
There's a difference?

>> No.7038640

>>7034615
true mate, rice is 10/10, i can never get sick of it

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7038646

>>7034658
>bibimbap

>> No.7038651

Is there any reason to try cooking paella if you know for sure there isn't any fresh seafood anywhere in the 500km vicinity?

>> No.7039313

>>7038651
True paella doesn't even have seafood in it.