/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7032499]

What's the best thing to get at Subway /ck/?

[Anonymous No.7032501]

>>7032499
Literally a sandwich from every other place, except for Jimmy Johns

[Anonymous No.7032503]

>>7032499
the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.7032504]

>>7032499
meatball sub

[Anonymous No.7032505]

>fast food thread #8302837
Meanwhile actual food discussion is banned

[Anonymous No.7032508]

>>7032501
Good one anon, everyone knows Jimmy Johns is a great sandwich shoppe.

[Anonymous No.7032510]

>>7032508
No Jimmy Johns is the only sub that is just as bad as Subway. Who the fuck doesn't toast their bread?

[Anonymous No.7032572]

>>7032510
>Who the fuck doesn't toast their bread?
Adults?

[Anonymous No.7032586]

>>7032499

a blowjob from one of those anime girls

[Anonymous No.7032593]

double order of underage kids

is that the funny answer you were seeking?

[Anonymous No.7032595]

>>7032499

2 twelve-year-olds I've been told

[Anonymous No.7032640]

>>7032508
EVERYONE KNOWS JIMMY JOHNS IS BETTER
fuck off right here you dip
not everyone lives in the fucking USA and has to know every other shit restaurant there, while subway exists in other countries as well

[Anonymous No.7032652]

out

[Anonymous No.7032653]

>>7032640
>being this upset that you don't live in the greatest country on earth

[Anonymous No.7032670]

>>7032640

[Anonymous No.7032683]

360 degrees and walk away

[Anonymous No.7032692]

>>7032505

Table 6 needs more bread sticks.

[Anonymous No.7032729]

>>7032499
water

[Anonymous No.7033240]

>>7032504
cheese and toasted, hearty italian, more cheese cos it's tasteless
and a cookie

[Anonymous No.7033246]

>>7032499
>BMT on Herb and Cheese bread,
>Toast with cheese.
>Lettuce, Tomato, Olives, Peppers.
>Honey mustard sauce.

[Anonymous No.7033280]

>>7032499
The cookies. Their sandwiches are garbage

[Anonymous No.7033314]

>Visited Subway last week
>Thought it would be funny to make a child porn joke because of Jared
>Walked in
>Started ordering my sub
>Eventually got to the point where the server asks for your vegetable choices
>''I'd like enough lettuce to cover up a childs weiner please, I need to take some pictures of my little brothers in an Adam and Eve sexplay''
>cashier looks at me disgusted
>says ''say that sort of thing again and I will call the police''
>meekly order my sub and leave

[Anonymous No.7033323]

>>7033314
I physically cringed at this. I learned long ago to just keep my mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.7033387]

>>7033314
>frogs learn that most of the world doesn't tolerate their shit

I hope you call a black dude a nigger and get shot senpai.

[Anonymous No.7033410]

>>7032499
Probably a trial and jail time.

[Anonymous No.7033413]

>>7032499
>THE ANUS

[Anonymous No.7033427]

>>7033314
I heard the spaghetti hit the floor from here anon.

[Anonymous No.7033444]

>>7032501
this desu

[Anonymous No.7033475]

>>7032499
Jared liked his fucks like he liked his subs: 12, fresh, and full of meat.

[Anonymous No.7033482]

turkey and swiss sub with light mayo, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeno is my usual

[Anonymous No.7033519]

>>7033482
Can you be any whiter?

[Anonymous No.7033527]

>>7032572
>Defending shitty lazy preparation.

Even McDonald's toast their bread because it makes a difference and makes all sandwiches better

[Anonymous No.7033532]

>>7033519
Whats white about that besides the mayo?

[Anonymous No.7033579]

>>7033532
turkey and swiss cheese

[Anonymous No.7034195]

>>7032499
Spicy Italian with spicy jack cheese. Ask to place the onions and peppers on before toasting. Afterwards, lettuce. Creamy siraccha, oil, salt, and pepper to top it off.

[Anonymous No.7034222]

>>7032499

Losing my virginity at 10 when Jared opened a new subway place in town.

Bacon and Ranch on italian herb and cheese wasn't bad either.

[Anonymous No.7034235]

>>7033527

mcdonalds doesn't toast their bread you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.7034236]

>>7032501
/thread

[Anonymous No.7034244]

Footlong BMT on Italian herb and cheese bread. Pepper jack cheese, spinach, tomato, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, jalapeños, brown mustard or vinegar and oil if I'm eating right away

[Anonymous No.7034258]

I was only 9 years old.
I pray to Jared every night, thanking him for the 5 Dollar subs I’d been given. “Subway is love” I say, “Subway is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a footlong eating faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion
to Jared. I called him a quizno-cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Jared's footlong! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my sandwich"
He grabs me with his brawny hands (thanks to eating subway), and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my lips for Shrek.
His sandwich penetrates my mouth. It hurts so much,
but I do it for Jared. I can feel my butt clenching and eyes watering.
I want to please Jared. He roars a mighty roar, "THIS IS GOING IN MY DAILY FOLDER," as he fills my mouth
with his love. My dad walks in.
Jared looks him straight in the eye and says, "DO YOU WANT THAT TOASTED?"
Jared leaves through my window.
Subway is love. Subway is life.

[Anonymous No.7034278]

Fuck you faggots, I'm excited for Tuesday

Gonna get a wheat sub with lettuce, jalapeños, spinach, tomatoes, banana peppers, onions, avocado and mustard.

[Anonymous No.7034284]

>>7034258
gtfo

[Anonymous No.7034300]

>>7034284
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little jimmie-john rustler? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Subway Artists Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret preparations for the white house, and I have over 300,000 confirmed sandwiches.
I am trained in artisan design and I’m the top chef in the entire US subway division. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will wipe you the fuck out with a sandwich the likes of which has never been tasted before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sandwich spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the food, quizno-no. The food that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your tongue. You’re gonna be fucking full, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make a basic sandwich in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed food making, but I have access to the entire culinary arsenal of the United States Subway Division and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tongue out of the mouth on your face, you little fiver. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, 5 fucking dollars, you goddamn idiot. I will thrust italian BMT's down your throat and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking fed, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.7034302]

>>7032499
LOL sick pedo is prob getting ass raped in jail right now

[Anonymous No.7034374]

>>7034300
Actually kek'd. Nice job, anon.

[Anonymous No.7034383]

steak and cheese on 9 grain honey out with swiss cheese. warmed of course. extra chiptole southwest sauce, some sweet onion sauce. light on lettuce, some cucumbers and green bell peppers

[Anonymous No.7034402]

>>7034258
>I spread my lips for Shrek
you done goofed

[Anonymous No.7034581]

>>7033519
Why wouldn't you want to be white senpai? Should try it some time.

[Anonymous No.7034589]

Steak egg and chease italian herb and cheese with Chipotle southwest sauce

[Anonymous No.7034600]

>>7032499
child rape, amirite?

[Anonymous No.7034894]

>>7032499
As a Subway employee (my life is in such a rut), the only think that bring joy to me is the occasional pedophilia jokes that I get to make to some customers.

[Anonymous No.7034953]

>>7033246
this desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7034987]

>>7033314
Yeah see you were too vulgar about it. You should have done something like request lettuce fresh enough for Jared to recommend instead.

[Anonymous No.7035075]

>>7033314
What actually made you think a guy working at subway making minimum wage and just wanting to finish his shift and go home would ever want to hear some fucking creep like you come in and talk about child penis?

[Anonymous No.7035084]

>Meatball Marinara
>Italian herbs & cheese bread
>cheese and toasted
>lettuce
>mayo

I know someone will probably greentext mayo, but when it mixes with the hot marinara sauce it tastes great

[Anonymous No.7035096]

>Footlong Herbs & Cheese
>Black Forest Ham
>Bacon
>Pepper Jack
>Toast that shit
>Lettuce
>Pickles
>Red Onions
>Mayo
>Black Pepper

Greatness

[Anonymous No.7035103]

>>7032503
+1

[Anonymous No.7035745]

>>7033314
They probably called the police anyway.

Stay the fuck away from that store.

Please tell me you paid in cash, right?!

[Anonymous No.7035751]

>>7032499
>What's the best thing to get at Subway /ck/?
Directions to a better restaurant.

[Anonymous No.7035753]

>>7032503
asap

[Anonymous No.7035759]

Roastbeef and skagenröra

[Anonymous No.7035782]

>>7033519
>Being white is bad.

You probably -are- white. One of those self hating fuckers with a man bun.

[Anonymous No.7036062]

>61 replies
>no one has mentioned the words "kid's meal"

[Anonymous No.7036294]

[Anonymous No.7036894]

footlong tuna sub, italian herbs and cheese
lettuce, cucumbers, onions, green peppers, pickles, banana peppers, jalapenos..

more jalapenos please

just a bit more

no sauce.

[Anonymous No.7036909]

>>7036294
>all those /ck/ tabs open

[Anonymous No.7036938]

>>7032499

pizza sub, extra sauce, extra cheese, all the pizza-appropriate veggies including lots of hot peppers, and a little bit of vinaigrette because the vegetables at subway are fucking bland as shit

[Anonymous No.7036943]

>>7036909
>desperately waiting for someone to respond to his bad posts

[Anonymous No.7036953]

>>7032510
Pros of JJ
>fast, have your sandwich in under a minute unless really busy
>delivery, also fast, usually about 5 minutes
>fresh produce and meats, nothing more than three days old in any table
>all veggies and meats prepared daily to ensure maximum freshness and quality (with the exception of mustard, hot peppers, and mayo)
>lettuce wrap option for low carb or gluten free diets

Pros of Subway
>Nothing
>Just stay at home and eat shit off the floor

[Anonymous No.7036997]

>>7033314
Chipp, 'izat you?

[Anonymous No.7037188]

https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.businessinsider.com/subway-franchisee-says-subway-knew-about-jared-fogles-disturbing-behavior-2015-8&sa=U&ved=0CAsQFjAAahUKEwi6w5vmo_PIAhUCGz4KHXSSCYM&usg=AFQjCNGICeZSA5YXqozCL047WzQLk_PVNA
>eating at a front for a child abuse ring
Who knows what other kind of sick fuckery is going on with the execs at Sub-18 way.

[Anonymous No.7037214]

>herb and cheese bread
>ask for "chicken and bacon ranch" just so they use the right chicken
>shredded cheddar
>heat that shit up
>get spinach and red onions (banana peppers or pickles if you'd like)
>DON'T get ranch, get HONEY MUSTARD


It's a freaking fantastic sandwich.

[Anonymous No.7037216]

>>7032499
Pizza sub with extra cheese.

[Anonymous No.7037221]

tuna on wheat with sriracha and chipotle and pepperjack, then toasted.
Add pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, hots, cucumber, banana pepper, ranch, green peppers, olives, and avocado.

best sandwich desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.7037231]

>>7033532
Having only turkey. I've only seen white people do that. Turkey and FLAVORFUL, DELICIOUS BLACK FOREST HAM costs the same as turkey alone. Unless you hate FLAVORFUL, DELICIOUS BLACK FOREST HAM, I guess that's the only way you could enjoy a sandwich with just turkey meat on it. Which also makes you a FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.7037238]

>>7034278
Well....what about the second sandwich??

[Anonymous No.7037242]

>>7032572
>I'm an adult because I like soggy bread

wew

[Anonymous No.7037248]

>>7033314

>not beating her up for not laughing at your funny ass joke

baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7037250]

>>7037221
Tuna and wheat bread is a fantastic combination, so is the chipotle, but it needs no more than lettuce and maybe some pickles. Everything else on there probably makes it taste like shit. Especially the avocado.

[Anonymous No.7037271]

>>7032499
its cheap and hard to fuck up

[Anonymous No.7037293]

>>7032499
Pizza sub.

BMT with meatball sauce and cheese o top with whayever toppings.

Was my go to sub in the 90's, then I worked at Subway in highschool and will never eat there again.

[Anonymous No.7037421]

>>7033527
McDonald's doesn't toast their bread you retard

[Anonymous No.7037434]

I get BLT's from there. It's alright.

[Anonymous No.7037520]

>>7037421
Hey fucktard look at the inside of your big mac bun sometime

[Anonymous No.7037555]

>>7032499
the chips

[Anonymous No.7037722]

>>7037520
I work at McDonalds and can confirm that we don't toast any buns.

[Anonymous No.7037742]

>>7037722

So they grill them is my guess, not really the same thing as toasting but close enough rofl

[Anonymous No.7037945]

I go to the same college king kid diddler Jared went to. Have to walk by chubbies subway everyday.

[Anonymous No.7037966]

>>7037520
I think the bun is made so dry for the longer shelf life you just think it's toasted

[Anonymous No.7037975]

I miss the good old days when my local subway would sell freshly made 'za

always preferred that shit over their sammiches

[Anonymous No.7039401]

>>7032499
Your money back.

[Anonymous No.7040757]

>>7037975
>'za
please do not post this

[Anonymous No.7040865]

>drive past Subway today
>not even shitting you, 40 cars in the parking lot
>line out the door and around the building

[Anonymous No.7040875]

>Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on 9 grain wheat.
>No cheese.
>Spinach.
>Onions.
>Bell peppers.
>Banana peppers.
>Jalapenos.
>Olives.
>Cucumbers.

[Anonymous No.7040924]

A cookie

[Anonymous No.7040939]

>>7037975
>>7040757
>'za
You can't even start a word with that sound in English. In Russian it would be цa. ("ц" makes a "ts" sound). Who goes to Subway to get pizza anyway? It looks gross.

[Anonymous No.7042781]

Lol op. The best is the club with spinach and herbs and cheese bread

[Anonymous No.7043116]

>>7032499
A melt, all the toppings w/ honey mustard. Otherwise off yourself

[Anonymous No.7043121]

>>7042781
How much is this slimy fuck going to be raped in prison?

[Anonymous No.7043149]

>>7040939
Actually their flatbread pizzas are fantastic. I killed those when they were 2 for $5 but regular price is way too expensive for just one....then again when I think back I could easily make those myself. I wouldn't know how to get the flatbread though.

[Anonymous No.7043159]

>>7033314
Dude. Why.

[Anonymous No.7043164]

>>7043121
Lol probably never because all the subway diarrhea subs he ate.

[Anonymous No.7043175]

be a kid, ask for a footlong

[Anonymous No.7043191]

>>7043164
Do you think he will gain weight in prison since he can't eat subway? If he ever gets out will subway ban him from their restaurants?

[Anonymous No.7043266]

>>7043191
>prison not catered by subway
What pleb county do you live in?

[Anonymous No.7043985]

>>7043191
they barely give you enough to eat in prison. no sugars or salt found in anything. we were given two plain ass donuts with no sugar or filling with fat free skim milk once. everything there is designed to give you gas and get you beaten up by your roommate because they're trying to cram more people into one-person cells than china.

[Anonymous No.7043997]

>>7033314
This reminds me of that post on /r9k/ where that autist tried to make a joke on Facebook and was completely confused as to why they didn't find it funny.

[Anonymous No.7044006]

Mike's Way

[Anonymous No.7044012]

>>7043997
Problem being that it isn't even remotely clever, just vulgar and far too long-winded.

[Anonymous No.7044052]

>>7032499

Directions to the nearest Mr. Sub, you disgusting, possibly pedophilic, Amerifat.

[Anonymous No.7044096]

>>7032499
Oven roasted chicken on plain bread. No sauce. No cheese. Add cucumbers.

Eat it cold and not hot.

[Anonymous No.7044125]

You know, earlier this year Subway had some kind of feta cheese and it was actually really fucking good. By the time I realized I had liked it, they had discontinued it. I wish they'd bring it back, I'd eat at Subway a lot more if they had the feta cheese as a regular menu item.