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evidence continues to build against the cu/ck/

>> No.7026767 [DELETED] 

Why are the majority of niggers so fucking ugly?

>> No.7026787 [DELETED] 

>cucking with Jack

>> No.7026810


>> No.7026820

but those are halfbreeds

>> No.7026834

> what is wetbacks

>> No.7026840

one step at a time

>> No.7026843

What? Those aren't mexicans

>> No.7026870

Jesus Christ that's so cringe, you can tell his friends don't even want to do the video and I'm not sure if Jack Jr. does either. They talk more in the bloopers than they do in the review.

>> No.7026925 [DELETED] 


I just listened to the bloopers and heard Tammy talking about his friends muscles LOL

I'm surprised Jack Jr is allowed on the team. He's a complete cuck just like his dad compared to his friends. Isn't high school when coaches start to take football seriously?

>> No.7027043 [DELETED] 
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check his new chilli video, that cuck removed my comment for pointing out that throwing canned ingridients in one pot is not cooking

>> No.7027131

why they are so ugly??

>> No.7027137 [DELETED] 

holy fuck Tennessee is officially cucked
>half niggers everywhere

>> No.7027151


mostly just canned stuff


>> No.7027165

>church chili
>didnt use holy water
>no priest to bless it

>> No.7027166


yeah i think he has most of us blocked on youtube now too

in the comments someone asked him if anyone else had better chili and he said he had top quality ingredients while everyone else had ground beef

he used year old frozen brisket in his fucking chili..what does he expect

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It's so funny when he's all pissy at the end when his "chili" didn't even place in the competition. Salty Ja/ck/ is best Ja/ck/.

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>> No.7027203


>> No.7027212
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>Charcoal on the outside
>Huge glob of fat on the inside

>> No.7027220

It is coffee grounds, you moron.

>> No.7027224

Charcoal coffee grounds

>> No.7027261
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Why does this dumb fuck put shity jarred salsa in everything and why does insist on following the hat trends of a teenager the motherfuckers is like 50 years old

>> No.7027283

He's a fucking manchild

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Just because he's on the team doesn't mean he plays
He's probably the towel boy

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He's coming for you

>> No.7027312
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want some dem enchadillas drowned in milk and cemented down with kraft cheese fam?

>> No.7027330

>yo what is up guys
>bed hair
>he's a manlet

>> No.7027336

he got that pre-receding line game going up there

>> No.7027341

>I'm making chili
>I'm not gonna put any chili powder in
>thinks chili powder is spicy
REEEEEEEEEEEE is he gonna use cayenne pepper?

>> No.7027356

I actually use Chipotle in Adobo too, its spicier than chili powder and tastes better.
I actually chop up peppers and cook my onions though.

>> No.7027360

I use chili powder but add cayenne pepper and habanero sauce for spicy. I also dont add corn like a retard

>> No.7027402

Yeah, corn in chili is weird.
Corn bread with chili is GOAT

>> No.7027576
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Ja/ck/ just can't do anything right except by sheer luck

>> No.7027609
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It's pathetic how he try's to make people think he has people behind the scenes. I can't remember the video but I saw one recently where he is walking around saying "quiet on the set, quiet on the set" and I've seen him talk about his "cameraman". I know damn well it's just Jack's dumb ass in a kitchen with a camera on a tripod. It's just him still begging for Food Network to give him a show.

>> No.7027661

>my viewers are like family to me

lolwut. He doesn't even have any regular viewers other than us.

>> No.7027664

I'm wondering why he gets so salty when the woman tells him judging is done by everyone at the event and not by some neutral third party panel

>he's lowkey saying everyone there has a shit palate and won't pick out his obviously superior chili
>or, by specifically saying he's not going to cheat and get jack jr and his friends to vote for his chili he believes others will do this
>some how other people at the event will know which is his and they all lowkey hate him so will purposefully not pick his chili

I think #2 is the most likely

>> No.7027668

>getting mad that his son and friends won the fucking chilli competition

what a sad pathetic old man, even implying that they voted for eachother

>> No.7027705
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>Frozen smoked beef from LAST YEAR

>> No.7027727

I think he meant remember that video i made last year i did the same thing here with this brisket

I highly doubt a hunk of meat like that can be left lying around uneaten by that fatmily for a whole year

>> No.7027732

We are the cu/ck/s family fam fam

>> No.7027737

I'd probably bone the tit cow tbh

>> No.7027759

we need to start sending him these threads

>> No.7027954
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I don't know, that thing looks freezer burnt to hell
It could be a second one he made, but it still looks gross.

>> No.7027987


I'm really certain it's the same one from last year. He NEVER makes the same recipe twice - especially smoking ones. Just like with the garbage stew he kept pulling out random shit he promised he was gonna eat months ago

>> No.7028000


>This is what's going to win it for me, I think. It's this beautiful, smoked brisket. I cooked it for 12 hours, this is the leftovers. You guys remember last year I had a smoked brisket and it was amazing. Absolutely beautiful, look at this...

I went back and this is what he says word for word, and I guess it's still a bit ambiguous. Now, I don't know how you know he NEVER makes a recipe twice, but that meat definitely doesn't look very fresh, looking back on it.

That's fuggin gross dude. Jack, pull yourself together.

>> No.7028223

Shouldn't Ja/ck/ be fucking embarrassed that he didn't even place in his stupid church chili contest? I mean he has had an online cooking show for 6 years or some shit and he is just up against housewives and other cu/ck/s.

>> No.7028262

>Shouldn't Ja/ck/ be fucking embarrassed
the answer is always yes

>> No.7028285

poor little white guy

>> No.7028295

I've noticed he always uses the "you must be new around here" line when he's being passive aggressive.

>> No.7028298

Which Eric Andre Show episode is this?

>> No.7028332

i just cooked a porterhouse I've had in my deep freezer for about a year, it tasted fine and had very little freezer burn

>> No.7028342

fucking kek

>> No.7028374
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No, it didn't
You just have no taste.

>> No.7028409

Sealed properly, stored in a freezer in my garage which is rarely opened. Perfectly acceptable.
I have 2 more porterhouse, 4 more t-bones, 4 sirloins, 2 more chuck steaks and a shitload of ground beef
I got a deal on a half of a cow last september

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>> No.7028412

Why wouldn't you just store it raw?

>> No.7028415

You forgot the best part where he then uses garlic and onion salsa in his chicken.

>> No.7028421

I know nothing about dry aging, i wouldn't want to risk ruining all the meat and to be honestnit never occured to me

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>> No.7028427 [DELETED] 


>that picture

fucking repulsive, especially the fact that niggers will take whatever opportunity to drape themselves over nonblack women if they dont just flat out rape them

>aahh shiee da pichta bein take, lemme rub up on dis im too exsited rite nahw to exprezz anytin on ma fayce, im juz savin diz mohmint fo wen i remamba it whil jerikin muh dyiek

>> No.7028486

that big tittied Jaws thing his wife or something?

>> No.7028495
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His wife is a pigkin, not a jawed-titkin.

>> No.7028499

Shes just a friend from church

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>> No.7028511 [DELETED] 

I'm guessing Jack's and Jack Jr's colorful friends spit roast that hog every now and then. While Master Cuck Jack watches and films it.

>> No.7028531


look at the only female in the picture and look directly up and behind her

>> No.7028534


nah hes just a woman jack wants to fuck

>> No.7028549

Get help, dude.

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>> No.7028558 [DELETED] 


go smoke weed, complain about raysiz polieez and go back to reddit, cuck

>> No.7028566


of course the chimp has to have his hands all over her

>> No.7028588

>mixed race guys
>thin, low bodyfat, tall, #swag

>white guy
>fat, short, looks retarded

white genocide when?

>> No.7028600 [DELETED] 


any specimen would favorably compare to the offspring of king cuck and his pigwife

enjoy your crippling feelings of inferiority

>> No.7028704


yeah pretty sure you're mad as fuck fam


>> No.7028718


hope if you say it enough youll believe it fam :^)

>> No.7028868

I thought Jack lived in California. Did he move to Tennessee or something?

>> No.7028905

Jack Jr. Is so fucking awkward in this video. He obviously knows how embarrassing his father is with this youtube bullshit and wants to save face with the cool kids, but fails hard.

Ja/ck/ moved from California to Tennessee out of a fear of gay people. He also picked his new church because the pastor said that we should napalm all the Palestinians in the first 5 minutes of the sermon.

>> No.7029282

Bloody pastor

>> No.7029483

That pic makes me so fucking uncomfortable.

>> No.7029491
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You might be interested in the webm I made of that video

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i made a ja/ck/ folder ;_;

>> No.7029666

Let me know if you want fresh webms for it. I got shit-all to do today.

>> No.7029679

Yeah there was like one guy filming him allegedly for a infomercial for that meme oven he tried to make the pulled pork in and he had Tammy film to make it look like there was an entire crew there and Ja/ck/ was yelling at them. I'll find it.

>> No.7029687

I thought he was saying he easily could have gotten Jack Jr. and his hundreds of friends to vote for his chili if he asked them to because of his celebrity status, but he wouldn't do that because he was above it. Unlike the winners of the competition who clearly only won by cheating.

>> No.7029710

You honestly think that girl isn't already severely blacked?
She's burning more coal than 1920's England.

>> No.7029812

Where were you when C*u.c;k was filtered to kek, F^a.m ( sempai )

>> No.7029824

kek senpai

>> No.7029841


I got you senpai


>> No.7029848


>> No.7029857
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Will it hinder the Cu/ck/ King Ja/ck/?

>> No.7029887

Delusions of grandeur is a common trait in the autistic manchild. Look at how many of Chris-chan's videos start with "y'all should know by now"

>> No.7029897

I think it's more that he can't then try and "charm" the judges into voting for him. The guy seriously thinks he has a good social skills.

>> No.7029902
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He is good at talking to middle-aged women as if he were one of them.

>> No.7029912

Or the part where his idea of a light meal is a whole baked potato, a whole chicken thigh with drumstick, salad and a cheesecake.

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usually when you combo something it should cost less that same quantity of product individually

>> No.7029921

That looks like a prison spread.

>> No.7029924

>implying these aren't the delusions of a pathetic fatty

>> No.7029925

Yeah I've seen that one and it's extra pathetic because you just know he piped in those crowd noises. You only see that one dude in the video. I've seen several where he talks to "people behind the scenes" knowing that at best his wife and son are in the next room trying to ignore him.

>> No.7029940

kek senpai

>> No.7029970

>Background noise at the beginning sounds like at least 5-6 people
> pictures show two people and what clearly is his son behind a camera

>> No.7029980

I was thinking the guy behind the camera in that pic was the same dude we see in the video wearing a different shirt to hide the fact that Jack only had a couple with him. Those crowd noise are definitely fake.

>> No.7029990


nah it'll actually help these threads tbqh (to be quite honest) since mods used to delete them when we started using the word kek

>> No.7030024

Wait is that true?
kek filters to kek now?

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>> No.7030034

they won the football tournament not the chili thing dumb fuck

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>> No.7030051

That's great. It really shows how his chin blends seamlessly into his neck.

>> No.7030060
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He loves stuffing his neck with meat

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>> No.7030781


>lowkey saying everyone there has a shit palate and won't pick out his obviously superior chili

Not even lowkey senpai. Look at the comments on the video. He straight up says it.
Someone asks him: "Be honest Jack, were there better chilies there?"
And he says: "No. Mine had top ingredients, the rest was just ground beef."

He truly believes his all-canned chilli with corn and salsa is superior.

>> No.7030862

>Mine had top ingredients
"What kind of ingredients?"

>> No.7030900


>Everything canned
>Year old frozen block of left-over meat

Top. Ingredients.

>> No.7030906

>cuts to a warehouse full of canned tomatoes and frozen meat

>> No.7030931

I think by Top Ingredients me means "the expensive canned goods"

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me sides

>> No.7030980
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omg I never realised this webm was from a Jack video

it feels so right

>> No.7031244

>those weird random prices
>literally 1 cent extra when you buy more than 1
>2 cents if you buy 6

wtf man

>> No.7031262
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>questioning the King's methods

He is a gallant and mysterious cu/ck/

>> No.7031264

but at that point why not make it 5.49, 11, 16.50, etc...

why did he have to have those strange fucking prices

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jack the /ck/unt thread?

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>> No.7031651
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Happy Halloween ya filthy cu/ck/s

>> No.7032447
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>> No.7032456


lelelele kek meme words xD


>> No.7032477

>i'm not gonna win cos I don't cheat
>It's cos everyone is voting
so, you're not gonna win cos you know your chilli is shit?

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He did the same thing before the west texas investors club episode came out, just pure damage control

>> No.7032545
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baka senpai

>> No.7032620

yeah even the girls face is broken

>> No.7032629

This fatass doesn't deserve that beer. Can't even pronounce its simple name right.

>bean soup

I don't mind beans in chili, but he just made a bean soup.

>> No.7032643

Agreed. I love cornbread.

>> No.7032649

How do you even cheat in a chili contest?

>> No.7032694

Hahaha what the fuck, is this the frozen meat from last year?

>> No.7032710
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Pretty sure that's what it is.

>> No.7032724

Am I a bad cook?
No, everyone else has bad taste

>> No.7032730

Can someone please shop this pic? And preferably tweet it to ol Ja/ck/

>> No.7032737

what's stopping you

>> No.7032742

He's an ideas guy

>> No.7032747

Are you wanting someone to shop a cock in his mouth?

>> No.7032767
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go to wendy's, bribe the manager for their chili ingredients.

throw all that stuff into your crockpot.

>> No.7032778

I don't have photoshop, also this >>7032742

Something like that but you can do what you want, I just want it to be offensive to Ja/ck/

>> No.7032780
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Or just buy a bunch of Wendy's chili or canned chili from the store and throw it in a crockpot

>> No.7032785

why don't you download it? its free

>> No.7032796

It's only a demo, I'm on linux atm anyway, and I don't have time to fuck with it

>> No.7032803

then pirate a full version

>> No.7032810


>> No.7032814

then what's the point if you being on here?

>> No.7032819

The thing about ideas is that they're like assholes. Everybody has one, and yours probably stinks.

>> No.7032833

to discuss food and/or cooking, I would assume...

>> No.7032841

then shut the fuck up about photoshop requests. There's a board for that you faggot

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*looks at op's post*
yeah...this is clearly a cooking thread...

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i hate this fat smug delusional fuck puts Italian sausage and smoked brisket in a soup and calls it chilli

>> No.7032918

at least jack's food is sometimes edible

nothing tom cooks is something i would eat

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Fuck off tom is the master troll jack is a retarded piece of shit that thinks he's making culinary delights

>> No.7033014

How nice of the King to make his son give his friends nourishment before they both fuck his wife.

>> No.7033021

he really does resemble pepe a little too much

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Nah anon, you're imagining things.

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>> No.7033103

Good contribs, faggots, you're special snowflakes

>> No.7033104

Stop shitposting and take it to /b/, faggot

>> No.7033112

you could suck my cock faggot

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I contribute a bunch. I'm the guy who spends too much time making webms.

>> No.7033219

you're doin' the lord's work, son.

>> No.7033235

Sorry, should have mentioned that the request doesn't apply to assblasted autists

>> No.7033261

I saw Jack Scalfani in a grocery store in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical interference," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.7033374

You could have at least put in a little effort and made the copypasta Ja/ck/ related. Even something as simple as changing the Milky Ways into jars of salsa. 0/10

>> No.7033402
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R8 Jack Jr. in his Halloween costume. It looks like everything came from a dollar store. Are they broke? Is Ja/ck/s barbecue sauce empire falling? Is that why he went on that show and begged for money?

>> No.7033404

Of all the times I've seen this, I think this is most believable with Ja/ck/

>> No.7033406


It needs some bloodspatter on the clothes and shoes.

>> No.7033467

I know this is edited copy pasta, but Jack does not live in LA anymore.

>> No.7033473

You can tell he's running out of money because he used a year old glob of fat (beef supposedly) for the chillibowl

>> No.7033481

>not infetterence

you dun goofed

>> No.7033485

oh dear. that newfag either typed out the pasta or thought the typo was unintentional. kek.

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>> No.7033516


maybe jack will get a real job instead of playing internet celebrity. his hog must get pissed when he spends thousands of dollars on fake views and subs

>> No.7033537

there's teh butter coffee episode where he doesn't screw down the lid of his blender tight and it spurts out everywhere

would make a good webm

>> No.7033551

Someone asked me to make one once, and I got half way through before the thread got nuked by a mod and I lost interest. I might what I got still on my hard drive somewhere...

Fuck, I was gonna have an early night tonight. And now it's nearly midnight.

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Here you go, mate

>> No.7033607

>fill enclosed container with hot coffee
>blend container while totally closed
>act incredulous when it fucking springs a leak

Did Ja/ck/ blame the blender for that one?

>> No.7033613

Where do you live that it's almost midnight?

>> No.7033616

Probably thinks people can't do the math

>> No.7033621

England. I've continued to make poor decisions and am now listening to the co-optional podcast instead of sleeping.

Anyone else have any requests while I'm being an idiot?

>> No.7033644


I saw Jack Scalfani at a cooking competition in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh look at that, beautiful isn't it?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "beautiful, just perfect" and closing his nuwave oven shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my eating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to vote for the winner up front I saw him trying to cook buffalo steaks like fifteen seconds in his nuwave oven without heat.

The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.

When she took one of the buffalo steaks and started tasting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to add some cayanne "to prevent any natural taste," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's legal. After she tasted each steak and put them in the trash and started to lay down the judgment, he kept interrupting her by repeating "beautiful" really loudly.

>> No.7033658
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If anyone wants a shop, I'll do it if they aren't dumb ideas

muh pepe

>> No.7033659

>The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.

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First paragraph was working then it became cringe inducingly unfunny

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>> No.7033763

is this an actual video he did and if yes why havent you posted the link

>> No.7033776


>> No.7033786

he literally mentioned my little pony

>> No.7033800

Requesting a pepe with a beautiful piece of beef
Completely raw, of course.

>> No.7033835

>implying those fags like pussy

Look at them. They obviously fuck each other and wouldn't touch a woman.

>> No.7033847
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ok shouldn't take long

>> No.7033855


>> No.7033873
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>> No.7033890

p good

>> No.7033936

Chili contests have rules, you can cheat by breaking the rules and hoping you don't get caught

>> No.7033937

Nice and juicy!

>> No.7033968

why cant he pronounce paprika correctly

>> No.7033972

PUHPREEKUH is delicious

>> No.7033977
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>> No.7033979

I normally only watch the bad ones that you guys post and say are really bad but I'm really drunk and dont want to get out of bed so I'm watching his product reviews on autoplay and hes so fucking annoying.

he did a product review of microwaving eggs in a plastic bowl how stupid is he? I cant handle this but I also cant get out of bed. i'm watching the pulled pork sandwich one now holy shit his knife is so dull pls kill me

>> No.7033980

Someone needs to ask her what it's like to be married to a gay guy

>> No.7034008

well I posted it in the wrong thread a second ago but

>if I don't get really rich I think I might just say fuck it and kill this faggot one day

>> No.7034015


even if I do get rich one day I'm going to hire someone to kill this stupid fuck

>> No.7034025


>> No.7034032



>> No.7034037

>doesn't bother to brown anything before starting
Greasy and gross texture guaranteed.

>> No.7034038


>yfw he's had his shitty show for over 5 years and this is the video he realizes what corn starch is used for

>> No.7034059

>pork tenderloin
>8 hours
Kill me now

>> No.7034072

no way that was a tenderloin. that was a regular pork loin. not that that makes it much better. shoulda used a butt.

>> No.7034228

>Sweet Italian sausage

what a fatty

>> No.7034293

He has even made general tso's chicken which relies on cornstarch for the sauce... how could this elude him?

>> No.7034334


hey guys I'm fatass's friend and I hope some shitty show that is christian based and talks about marriage. I'm going to make enchiladas that uses a baking blender, cream cheese, and heavy cream. dont worry LOL i do CROSSFIT like all the time so I can eat cheese hahaha.

>> No.7034367

>My Little Pony
Imagine all the disgusting shit that has collected over the years on and under his ring.

>> No.7034372

Check out Ja/ck/'s appearance on the closeted gay dude's show. If you actually like Ja/ck/ now you'll probably hate him after seeing it. It's an hour long but I think it's worth listening to that crazy shit.

>> No.7034375

Actually, it's not worth listening to all the insane religious rambling so just skip those parts, I can't remember where all the juicy bits are.

>> No.7034386


He does better than jack hahaha

>> No.7034422


>> No.7034454

Can you tell us the highlights? I remember someone saying he used to choke his wife or something

>> No.7034470
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>he used to choke his wife or something

picturing the closet homo choking his wife sounds pretty damn funny

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He's amazed that cornstarch thickens the sauce in that video as well, he must have forgotten. What a fucking idiot.

>> No.7034558

The opposite, his first wife used to beat up his dumb ass. He had a kid with her that he had to choke out for being "addicted to marijuana".

>> No.7034570

Damn he looks defeated in that pic, like he just took a shit in his shorts

>> No.7034724

no, they're halfricans

>> No.7034866

is that kid the one that's estranged?

>> No.7034902

Does anyone else remember Friday the 13th? I remember Jason with his scary machete, unnerving mask, tattered clothing, and crisp, clean brand new sneakers.
Gave me nightmares for weeks.

>> No.7035185

Yes. Apparently flat out never allowed inside their house again.

Jack isn't just a lousy cook, I could live with that, but he's very clearly also a genuinely awful human being.

>> No.7035200

"Hurr so tender"
You boiled it in Pepsi for 8 hours you fat fuck. What a sad mush.
I assume he just serves it in that foil tray too and they just all stick their faces in it like pigs at a troth.

>> No.7035256

desu senpai using that baking blender to shred the chicken was brilliant

>> No.7035261

He was looking for a new Church and he found the one he wanted when the pastor said that Palestine should be napalmed off the map.
Once Jack heard this man supported genocide, he knew this church had the true Christian Spirit.

>> No.7035266

what video is this in?

>> No.7035269

His wife used to beat him, he then found some crazy religious church and joined them because the pastor preacbes homophobia and LITERALLY NAPALMING PALESTIIAN CHILDREN

Jack is an awful human being

>> No.7035272


>> No.7035285

Here you go anon.
>Jack has one question he always asks a pastor, it is: "Will you conduct a gay marriage?"
Then it starts going crazier with genocide and shit being promoted.

>> No.7035428

jesus christ this guy's insane
I really hope Jack Jr. turns out to be gay so Jack ends up killing himself or something

>> No.7035513

I know, I thought Ja/ck/ was just a double-digit IQ sort of idiot but then I realized he is actually a horrible person.

>> No.7035514

fucking hell, is that a common belief amongst american christians? I've never heard anyone advocate for genocide of palestinians before, especially christians

>> No.7035527

Among Evangelicals the pro-Israel sentiment is strong but I don't think they straight-out advocate for genocide. I think that is Ja/ck/'s special brand of batshit crazy.

>> No.7035549

I'm not sure, but I think among certain sects of christianity popular in America there is the belief that Israel winning and doing something is the trigger for the rapture and Jesus returning and the final judgement or some shit.

>> No.7035556

I kind of want to fuck that closeted gay dudes wife. She's not bad looking or maybe sitting next to Ja/ck/s ham wife makes her look a lot better.

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>> No.7035566

He's not talking about Ja/ck/'s wife, he's talking about the blonde.

Although I totally see the confusion, seeing as Ja/ck/ is at least bi.

>> No.7035579
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Yeah, I was talking about the blonde. Also you might be right about Ja/ck/.

>> No.7035637


Ja/ck/ did say he made a choice to be attracted to women, so... yeah he's probably bi or gay and in denial.

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This is everyone's reaction to Ja/ck/ wanting to napalm all Palestinians. What the fuck is wrong with these people...

>> No.7035656

Yeah, i saw that. I would love nothing more than for him to have been telling the truth there and to realise that straight people don't have to make that choice. But Jack is exactly the kind of cock-sure idiot who would double down on any belief he has that has been shown to be based on flawed reasoning, rather than admit that he might be wrong.

You can tell that he desperately wants to be seen as wise, smart and experienced. He so strongly wants to be a role model, someone who is looked up to, that I'm not sure he has considered the possibility that any of his beliefs might be wrong.

I just don't buy that he is capable of that level of self-reflection and humility.

>> No.7035809

That is a very accurate analysis of this fucking idiot. It's the only reason I still hate on him, most other youtubers/personalities that are popular in this board usually don't stand the test of time. Jack on the other hand endlessly spews garbage content and is constantly innovating on how fucking stupid he can be.

One thing that pisses me off the most is his "I'm not a chef" excuse only when people call him out. The way he does things in his videos often implies that it is a proper method/technique. He needs to be clear about how much of a fucking retard he is.

>> No.7035822
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adding to that about 1/4th of Palestinians are orthodox christians

Really don't mean to be edgy but evangelicals like ja/ck/ are very delusional. Growing up in the florida panhandle made it very hard for me to come back to the ch.urch

>> No.7035830

>not 1/4er

lmao kil urslf

>> No.7035832

>I'm not sure he has considered the possibility that any of his beliefs might be wrong.

I'm almost sure he hasn't. He seems waaay too arrogant.

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I just said I grew up in florida man

judging by your EU metrics you will probably be the one getting killed by arabs

>> No.7035847

Yo, don't blame that spanner on us, I'm from EU and I've never seen anyone write 1/4er.

>> No.7035864

Coming from a Mexican, this makes my blood boil

>> No.7035888

>That queen on right.
I'm guessing 5x a week crossfit not only gives him the opportunity to work out with muscular young men, but has the added benefit of him being able to claim he's too tired to have sex when that blonde is calling for it.

>> No.7035890

build wall jose

>> No.7035910

I wonder how pervasive this belief/ideological stance is among the Evangelicals. They all seem to be on board with the genocide of people they have never met and have no reason to even dislike personally. It's absolutely absurd and somewhat frightening that seemingly "normal" people are so blase about napalming children.

>> No.7035913

>It's absolutely absurd

Isn't that a given when we're talking about evangelicals?

>> No.7035914

I just find it funny that you guys call a 25 cent coin a 'quarter' but say 1/4 as a 'fourth'

>> No.7035920


Why is that funny? The numeral "four" appears in the fraction 1/4, so it seems pretty logical to call it a "fourth".

>> No.7035924

What is a synonym

>> No.7035931

Dude, every language and dialect has strange idiosyncasies. But I'm pretty sure nowhere is it acceptable to write a quarter as 1/4er. For a start, it's redundant. 1/4 is already the notation for a quarter/a fourth. So unless you read it as quarterer, you're arguing something based on, at best, an incredibly local linguistic quirk.

>> No.7035932

It's really weird how they can all sit around and pat themselves on the back for being big hearted christians and caring and blah blah southern hospitality and in the same breath be so blase about napalming palestine.

>jack: I like to analyze things
this nigga can't even read the instructions on a box to figure out how he started a grease fire

>> No.7035933

what countries use that shit?

also I appreciate your based king jack webms

>> No.7035935

Ja/ck/ can't even figure out how bulk pricing works, he can't analyze shit

>> No.7035938

I didn't write the 1/4er post, that's dumb I admit

>> No.7036056

The last time I got dragged to church, it was an evangelical one.
In one sermon the pastor voiced his support for Israel, opposition to gay marriage, and his criticism of evolution.
In a sermon about parental relationships.

>> No.7036092

Fucking hell, what a shit human being. Utterly pathetic ngl.

>fat balding kek
>can't cook, no appreciation for ingredients or technique
>salty little bitch
>horrible evangelical christian

>> No.7036098

You forgot
>almost strangled his teenage son to death for pushing his pigwife

>> No.7036104


>> No.7036106

>almost strangled his teenage son to death for pushing his pigwife while simultaneously shouting "you never hit a woman!"

>> No.7036111

source pls

>> No.7036116

I don't think it was his pig wife I think it was his ex wife

its in one of the long ass god videos

>> No.7036132


The link is the same video as here: >>7035272

And it was his pigwife but the son was the son of his ex-wife. A little confusing but Tammy was the kid's stepmother.

>> No.7036209

dear Lord
the man is America personified

>> No.7036396
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>canned everything
>pre chopped garlic
>unbrowned onions
>beans not even rinsed to get rid of the shitty juice
>no chili powder
>no cumin
>burned coffee encrusted brisket

I am so glad I never have to eat what he makes, no wonder his kid turned to drugs

>> No.7036416

that picture is legitimately unsettling. Its the same guy from the webm of eating nutella without using hands right? His name is something like joey?

>> No.7036419
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I'm thinking about making a Ja/ck/ caw in a wrestling game just to beat the shit out of. Who should destroy that muppet lipped faggot? I know he talks shit about Guy Fieri a lot because he's jealous and salty at Food Network because they won't give him the time of the day.

>> No.7036422

Stone cold Steve Austin, senpai

>> No.7036423
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the guys from the show that made him cry

>> No.7036454

Make Joey, Chef John, Cooking with Dog, that mentally challenged girl who cooks, and Based Tom and make them all beat the shit out of Jack. Hell in the Cell.

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lol ur a silly guy

>> No.7036491
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If you do this please put that shit on youtube

>> No.7036499

That's a pretty good idea. A 3 on 1 handicap match. It would take more time than I'm willing to invest making those guys though.

>> No.7036617


>> No.7036709

Gordon Ramsey


>> No.7036726

What would Gordon Ramsay and King Ja/ck/'s finisher moves be called?

For King Ja/ck/ I'd maybe go for the Salmonella Slammer, but I've really put no thought into it.

>> No.7036734

The Perfectly Beautiful Bloody Choke

>> No.7036736

the lazy man's heart attack

>> No.7036747

this video is incredible. it demonstrates clearly what a deeply dissatisfied, resentful and petty person jack is. notice the compensating rhetoric he employs every single time he has to explain why he won't win, almost as if he's trying to warn people that the ones judging are beneath him and somehow won't have the palate necessary to enjoy his food

>> No.7036773
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>Not knowing old school based joey

>> No.7036800

C'mere you donkey

>> No.7036821
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I miss /joey/ threads... They had so much lore. But let's face it, Ken's influence ruined him. let's remember the good times.


>> No.7036843

Does he even still do it? He just got old to me, he's well beyond his peak. Not any wet farts and woos left I guess. Things started going downhill around the time he started putting up a privacy sheet over his window.

>> No.7036949


just put jack vs the wyatts

jack vs iron sheik

jack vs dolph ziggler and other flashy gays

>> No.7036978

Wouldn't mind seeing the iron sheik make the Cu/ck/ King Ja/ck/ humble

>> No.7037605

I wonder if she'll ever make part 2

>> No.7037664

privacy sheet? wait what

plz explain more

>> No.7037689

He started hanging a piece of cloth over his drivers side window to keep the nonsubscribers from seeing him in his IRL element. I stopped watching soon thereafter. The joey I knew and loved didn't afraid of strangers or local law enforcement seeing him film his segment. He got meek and started trying to be too professional, I blame ladytrace and Ken.

>> No.7037703

holy shit, that's amazing. is it visible in any of his videos?

>> No.7037731

I don't remember. Tbh I never cared for his schtick, but I watched it when he was spammed here. Maybe some Joey historian can point you in the right direction. I do know for a fact he became very self conscious and hung a sheet over his window for awhile, not sure if he continued. Like I said, that's when I stopped watching him.

>> No.7037803


I'm not working on it right now because I'm working on two other animations. Maybe in the future, though it will probably just fade with the lost legacy of Joey.

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>shitty theme song
>still using the no bullying comic creator character

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OH MY GOD. jack lives in the hendersonville goodlettsville area of tn?? i grew up one town over in greenbrier and had a shit load of friends that went to beech high school.

I live in Nashville now, and to know that jack lives so close to me is unsettling. does anybody know what church he goes to? i fucking guarantee you it's long hollow baptist. (possibly cornerstone)

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I found his old church but I couldnt find his new. was looking for it to find this qt he harrasses at a church lunch

>> No.7037850

I'm pretty sure in the christian coffee video they say it's Cornerstone. I don't think it's any baptist church, in the video Tammy says she was trying to avoid that bc Jack couldn't handle it or osmething.

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dear joey animation anon,

you were a qt.


any chance you could repost that pic of you with the cig and skull staff?

>> No.7037860
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>tfw he looks like a fat retarded version of my dad and uncle
thank god they lost weight and got rid of their goatees

>> No.7037865
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cornerstone is a mega church right outside of nashville and the preacher is a convicted murderer who has done is time and is changed or whatever blah blah. sounds like the crazy shit jack would be into. here's an interesting article about what a fraud the preacher is.


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Broey historian here, I remember distinctly the outrage that happened here when Joey introduced the privacy sheet alongside his fucking shit "Healthy Fast Food Review" series. Watch this, it's literally like he's high on percocet:


>> No.7037876

Yeah 55:32 they mention a Pastor Davis.

>> No.7037890

wow, what a piece of shit. takes life lessons from a born again self proclaimed murderer who just lines his pockets with shitloads of money from mega church going sheep dumbasses.

>> No.7037892

idk why but i would bang this fake enchilada maker

>> No.7037894
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>the face of the man who kills moms and doesn't give no fucks

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Thanks i thought you'd stopped lurking here.....you should do one on jack as well

>> No.7037897

shes got nice cans and probably has the power of jesus in her vagina

>> No.7037900


also you could watch a sermon in 1 day from now

>> No.7037905
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Yea fucking this is why I gave up. If your going to make a name for yourself by being self destructive and alive, follow through. It's better to burn out than to fade away (especially if your an attention whoring hack). Or just shut up. Kurt knew his role.

>> No.7037907

ya i would love to lather her boobs up in oil and fuck them

>> No.7037909

HAHAHAHA holy shit, he fed his church year old brisket

>> No.7037914
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from the nashville scene story

According to newspaper accounts, Jo Ella remarks on the paint can left behind by the painters.

Somehow, Davis spills paint on his boots. He'll later claim he "snaps," blaming it on drug abuse.

From another room, Payne hears the sound of scuffling feet from the kitchen or dining room, according to retired Capt. John Looper of the Irving Police. He comes out to see what is happening.

When Payne enters the hallway, police say, he sees Davis stabbing Jo Ella with a buck knife, cutting her throat and severing her carotid artery and windpipe. The blade penetrates so deeply that it bites into her spinal cord, nearly decapitating her. Blood sheets down her dress.

basically he spills paint in her house, snaps, into a "drug induced rage and fucking kills her?

>> No.7037915

>not using "The Best Lube You'll Ever Use" to fuck her titties

>> No.7037922
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Ja/ck/ is about to get fucked up!

>> No.7037930
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>cutting her throat and severing her carotid artery and windpipe. The blade penetrates so deeply that it bites into her spinal cord, nearly decapitating her. Blood sheets down her dress.

holy shit

>> No.7037943

the man jack makes aunt mryna's party salad for people!

>> No.7037950


>> No.7037961

it falls right apart

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Yeah, Ja/ck/ got fucked up pretty bad. Stone Cold ended it with a stunner.

>> No.7037988

ahaha wtf man

>> No.7038775

>Pastor Davis is allowed in Jack's house, but Jack's own son, who just smokes weed and hangs out with Andy Milonakis, isn't

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new episode is up

Looks like he didn't fuck up as much as usual

>> No.7039005

how damaged is his ego after losing the big church chili cookoff?

>> No.7039020

No it's fine. Everyone else cheated, and they have bad taste anyway. His top ingredients including unwashed canned beans, jarred salsa and year old frozen brisket meant that he had the superior chilli.

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>> No.7039720

>im going to score this
>2 inch deep cuts

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