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Best day of the fucking year coming up on Sunday, who's ready? I'm going to be up at 7 this time just to make sure I don't miss anything.

>> No.7023583
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>> No.7023587

Daylight savings time?

I'm not particularly hyped about it, but whatever gets you off I guess.

>> No.7023594

Easter candy is superior tbh

>> No.7023597

>>7023587
Nah it's when all the halloween candy goes on sale. Only day of the year I can afford to buy candy, and I can buy enough to last until spring with how much I've saved.

>> No.7023601

reminder if you don't give out full-sized candy bars you are literally hitler

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>>7023601
Sorry, too busy handing out some FREEDOM

>> No.7023633

>>7023601
The best place to get candy from neighborhood when I was a kid was the dentist's house (more like a miniature mansion tbh). He gave out storage sized plastic bags with the zipper, that had three KING-sized candy bars, a piece of fruit (usually an apple, bananas and oranges spoiled too fast), a full dental kit complete with travel size floss and a tiny mouthwash vial, and a thick informational pamphlet for his dentistry business. He had pretty much hundreds of these bags ready to go since everyone went there for candy, so it was hard for him to remember every costume meaning you could show up more than once. In fact if you showed up really late and he still had lots of spares (he only ever ran out once) then he might give you two at a time.

>> No.7023640

January: non-candy month
February: CANDY (valentines)
March: non-candy month
April: CANDY (easter)
May: non-candy month
June: non-candy month
July: non-candy month
August: non-candy month
September: non-candy month
October: CANDY (halloween)
November: non-candy month
December: CANDY (christmas)

why do they give out candy exactly every two months, and why do they skip june and august?

>> No.7023650

>>7023640
But nobody gives out candy on Easter? Or December. December is more chocolate and even then there is only one or two times when people give out candy for free.

>> No.7023667

>>7023650
No, they just have holidays with large amounts of candy.

>> No.7023668

Best day of the year is January 2nd, when all the fancy imported Christmas goods go on sale. Brandy chocolates, tinned puddings, Advent calendars, all the panettone you can cram into your mouth...

>> No.7023687

>>7023597
You actually have to save your money to spend it on post-halloween candy sales?

That's kind of sad.

>> No.7023884

>>7023594
This. Starbust jelly beans are GOAT.

>> No.7023904

>>7023884
Yes. Plus the Cadbury mini eggs.

>> No.7023907

>>7023607
Take your moist nuggers back to /k/ plz

>> No.7023911

>>7023668
who the hell wants to eat that shit after christmas?

>> No.7024063

>>7023575
This reminds me I have to pick up some mini raisin boxes for the black kids.

I have full size snickers for the whites and asians

>> No.7024267

>>7023687
It's the only time of the year I can afford it actually, I don't get any candy at all for the entire rest of the year, so November 1st is an important day.

>> No.7024290

>>7023904
Cadbury eggs are fucking gross

>> No.7024297

>>7023575

I was shocked by the shit quality of supermarket Halloween candy. Chocolate? This tastes like brown wax. WTF happened? Was candy always this bad? I remember it tasting at least halfway decent as a kid.

>> No.7024305

>>7024290
Not the creme eggs, the candy-coated chocolate ones.

>> No.7024341
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Got my candy ready.

>> No.7024344

>>7023633
aw! what a sweet thing. dude would be loaded, he was giving out health info and supplies, and putting smiles on kids' faces by giving them tons of candy! and obviously that's a self-serving thing since he's a dentist but aww

>> No.7024350

>giving candy away to little shitty spoiled millennials
>not keeping it all for yourself

>> No.7024360

Well if you're a manlet you can just throw a mask on and gather free candy on Saturday.

>> No.7024371

>>7024350
This. I'm not handing shit out this year. Some fucking high school kids came to my door last year not even dressed up and wanted candy. After telling them to fuck off I had 3 black kids not dressed too and they just tried to take my bowl of candy. Shit generation

>> No.7024374

>>7024297
are you a foreigner visiting america?

>> No.7024383

>>7024360
or if youre a manlet you could wear a suit to pretend like you're someone that matters

>> No.7024385

>>7024350
I stop at around 7-8pm. I don't mind giving some to the little kids, but fuck the teenagers

>> No.7024395

>>7024350
>Millennials

The youngest Millennials are teenagers. The kids you're talking about are Generation Z.

>> No.7024550

>>7023575

>tfw never gone trick or treating, not even once

Maybe, in my next life, I'll be an American.

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Can't fucking stand how ungrateful kids are these days

Last Halloween I spent the week before the big day in the streets handing out questionairres to children about which chocolates they most wanted for Halloween. Got over 300 responses and discovered M&M's were the most popular choice so I loaded up on them. Half the fucking kids that turned up complained that they were just plan variety M&M's and I know for a fact that I have seen kids eating the exact bags I handed out (I marked them) up to 8 months later, which shows they obviously didn't want them that much

>> No.7024568

>>7024560
Are you autistic?

>> No.7024601

I give teens or anyone without a costume old tacobell and soy sauce packets.

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>>7024568
Probably a housewife

>> No.7024621

Bacon rules!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWQlXJq-iao

>> No.7024625

>literally accepting and eating food from STRANGERS

Enjoy your cum biscuits and food poisoning faggots

>> No.7024695

>>7024601
I have plenty of pizza hut cheese and peppers packets from when I worked there, I should try handing those out to lazy fucks

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>Giant, $10 bags of candy suddenly worth a buck.
>Most of these are variety bags.

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>>7024560
autistic housewife or kiddie diddler?
probably fiction.

>> No.7024785

>>7023911
I want to eat it ALL THE FUCKING TIME

>> No.7024790

>>7024625
>tfw I will never buy nerd gumballs, fill them with shroom purée and hand it to kids all with just a needle so it's still wrapped
Why live

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>>7023911
The same people who are into MILFs

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Who /maryjanepeanutbutterkisses/ here?

>> No.7026682

>>7025955
I prefer squirrel nut zippers.

>select all candy

>> No.7026717

>>7024341
Where do you live? I'm coming over

>> No.7026728

>>7025955
Right here, m8

>> No.7026946

>>7023633
that dentist sounds cool as shit. ingenious idea to passively advertise his practice; probably got a ton of new customers

>> No.7026982

>at dentist this morning
>dentist and assistant both ask if I'm doing anything fun for Halloween
>live alone in apartment no friends or gf so say no
>will probably spend the night watching horror movies and drinking/eating candy