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Just cooked pic related. My wife loves it. Any similar recipes?

>> No.7008998

Add eggs. cooked eggs. And tuna.

>> No.7009000

>>7008994
Whats the recipe?

>> No.7009001 [DELETED] 
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7009001

i assume you're muslim and cooking for your 5-year-old wife.

recipes for kids thread?

>> No.7009013

>my wife loves it

I bet you add Hot Dogs to baked beans or Kraft Dinner

>> No.7009016

pro tip; your wife was faking it.

>> No.7009025

No, you didn't, fartknocker.

http://momstown.ca/recipe/silly-snacks-hotdog-spaghetti

>> No.7009026

>>7009016
>Oh honey, thanks for skewering hot dog bits with noodles!

My sides

>> No.7009027

>>7009016
Oh, honey! This low-effort garbage is haute cuisine!

>> No.7009038
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7009038

>tfw youll never have a low-class wife who is pleased by fucking childrens food instead of delicious meals

>> No.7010062

>White trash: the food

>> No.7010066

>>7009026
>>7009027
OP married a seven year old, don't judge

>> No.7010199

>>7009038
you'll never have a wife in general anon

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>> No.7010234

>>7008994
Similar to sticking spaghetti through hot dog pieces and boiling them?

I guess you could stick linguine through pieces of sausage and boil it...

>> No.7010242

>>7008994
um, why are the noodles connected to the different hot dog pieces? did you poke little holes in them and feed the spaghetti through somehow?

>> No.7010352

>>7010242
you know spaghetti's hard before you cook it right?

>> No.7010355
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>>7008994

>> No.7012560

>>7008994
God, I'm going to show my wife this thread, to reinforce how good she's got it.

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>>7009013
>not adding hot dogs to KD

>> No.7013512

>>7009038

I'm not ashamed to admit I agree with this. My wife is only 9 days younger than me and grew up down the street so we have virtually identical upbringings. Every now and then we'll have kraft mac n cheese, sloppy joes, other kid-oriented meals that she is so easy to satisfy.

It's much less tenuous than always preparing a meal I need a fucking french dictionary to pronounce.

It's all in good fun and having a great time together, really.

>> No.7013536

>>7010355
I masturbate to girls puking sometimes and this image is kind of hot to me

>> No.7013549

>>7009038
My boyfriend is into ageplay. Occasionally he likes to watch children's cartoons and color coloring books. I think it's cute. I'll make him chicken nuggets with baby carrots when he's like that. I guess it helps put him in the headspace of being a kid.

Sometimes it's nice to have an easy to please partner.

>> No.7013551

>>7013549
>My boyfriend is into ageplay.
what does that involve?

>> No.7013553

>>7009038
My gf grew up pretty poor. She's used to this kinda thing. I intend to marry her and be the cook in our house.

>> No.7013556

>>7013549
ageplay?

Most people want to pretend to be a kid again every now and then. It's fun but if it's constantly happening then you've got a manchild

>> No.7013570

>>7013551
I should specify that we're both into ageplay. I enjoy being a caretaker or daddy type, he enjoys acting like a little kid. He's really high-stress so it lets him wind down and not have to worry about stuff.

It's pretty simple stuff. Cuddling with plushies, coloring, being read stories, wearing PJs (the recent kigu-boom has been great for this), watching cartoons. Giving him spankings if he is acting up. Sometimes we do stuff with diapers, since I'm really into that, but its not required.

Most people think it's like pedophilic, but its not about that. I just enjoy nurturing and I'm lucky to have a boyfriend that I can be in charge of and take care of. And he enjoys not having any responsibilities for a while.

>> No.7013575

>>7013570
>diapers
Stopped reading right there.

>> No.7013590

>>7013570
>And he enjoys not having any responsibilities for a while.

Fucking this. Vacation from stresses of life. Kids got it so damn easy

>> No.7013594

>>7013575
I completely understand, but its my fetish so there's not much I can do about it. I try not to be in anyone's face about it and enjoy it responsibly with consenting adults. So... Yeah.

>> No.7013908

>>7013575
maxilel

>> No.7013932

>>7008994
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

She won't be disappointed with this recipe

>> No.7013953

>>7008994
How is little Aisha?

>> No.7014182

>>7013570
>daddy type
>a boyfriend

>>7009038
Well what would make it worse is if you spend hours (or days) making something and then they hate it.

"Hey everyone, its a special occassion, so I'm making Sourbraten, Sour red cabbage, and Spatzel!"

"I don't like any of those!"

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>>7008994

>> No.7014236

>>7013549
are you a grill or a guy?

>> No.7014326

>>7013512
This man gets it

>> No.7014377

>>7013570
>daddy type, he

And I stopped wondering what was wrong with you. Now I understand it's just faggots being faggots for the sake of faggotry.

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>>7013570
>people like this exist