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My girlfriend and her son are coming to my house tonight, what can I cook for them?

I still can go to my local walmart for a last minute shopping.

Btw She loves homemade pizza.

>> No.7007322 [DELETED] 

>Le subtle cuck meme

Kill
Your
Self

>> No.7007701

>>7007313
Spanish omelette
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2738/real-spanish-omelette

You can buy some ciabatta bread and do a tomato-garlic spread.

4 tomatoes. half or one garlic clove. Extra virgin olive oil.

Peel the tomatoes. Use this technique.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/08/how-to-peel-tomatoes.html

Get the tomato meat and, if you have time, get the seeds out. Now , put in the garlic with the tomatoes in a jug and mix with a blender. While blending, drizzle in the olive oil. Make sure you don't use too much 2 or 3 tbsp should be fine. Add the salt and keep mixing and adding until you get as much saltiness as you like.

Enjoy all together.

>> No.7007930

Spaghetti and meatballs.

>> No.7007945

Cook them a bowl of your dick in them. amiright?

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>>7007313
Congrats on the three way OP

>> No.7008275 [DELETED] 

Is he a half nigger?
Cuck

>> No.7008299

>>7007313
>My girlfriend and her son
>and her son
Run away as fast and far as you can.

>> No.7008921 [DELETED] 

Roasted cuck

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>>7007313
>her son

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>>7007945

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>>7008975

You wish you had OP's strength.

>> No.7009677

>>7008975
this.

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>her son

>> No.7009687

>>7008991

Watever helps u sleep better at night, cuck

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>>7008991
>using your resources to bring up another man's child
Shigg the digg ma nig

>> No.7009708

>>7008991
That phrase is used wrong. Stupid fucking women. The term 'step up to the plate' refers to baseball not a fucking plate of food on a kitchen table. Holy fucking shit dumbass cuck.

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>>7007313
>being a literal cuckold

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>>7007313
>her son

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>her son

>> No.7009764

>>7007313
is it the same person making these "girlfriend/wife and her son" threads all the time

because they're bad, and you should feel bad

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>>7007313
feed her an abortion.

>> No.7009809

>>7008991
who the fuck is ray johnson?

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>>7009809
OPs name.

>> No.7009884

Is you're stepfather a cuck for raising you?
>>7007313
Cook up some basic comfort food, bet she'll appreciate it

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>>7008991

Do you really think that self serving bullshit is going to fool any man?

>> No.7009982

>>7007313
>Btw She loves homemade pizza.
You answered your own question there, bud.

>> No.7009995

Hey you're that fag that wanted to make dinner for your girl's parents and "his son"

How did it go

>> No.7010651

>>7007313
> my girlfriend and her son
Lol what a cuck