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7006632 No.7006632 [Reply] [Original]

I just made somewhere between 2500-3500 calories worth of fettuccine alfredo with chicken and mushrooms and I'm going to eat all of it in one sitting on my bed.

How does this make you feel? Pic related is a bit more than half of it.

>> No.7006641

y tho

>> No.7006642
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7006642

>>7006632
>How does this make you feel?
Comfy as fuck

>> No.7006648

>>7006632

Don't bite off those sausage fingers.

>> No.7006649

>>7006641

I was hungry and like to eat a shitload of food. Alfredo sauce just tastes like heaven if you use the right amounts of cream, cheese and butter.

>> No.7006651
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>>7006648

I'll try not to lol

>> No.7006660

>>7006632
Pictured is maybe 1000 calories at most fam

>> No.7006662
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7006662

Time for Rd 2 - I don't like to give my stomach enough time to feel full fam

>> No.7006666

>>7006660

See

>>7006662

And no, it's way more than that. You're underestimating the amount of cheese, cream and butter in an alfredo sauce. There are three full chicken breasts in there too.

>> No.7006682

>>7006666

The fact that you give a range difference of 500 calories shows that you're probably over-estimating how many calories are in there.

>> No.7006687

>>7006682

Nah, I'm just not sure. I just googled and 700 grams of chicken breast has 1200 calories. So yeh, I think the pasta and sauce get it to 3k.

>foodlet jelly of my stomach capacity

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7006702

>>7006682

And that's all she wrote, don't feel bad dude when your girlfriend is cucking you with a big eater like me I'm sure she'll bring home some leftovers.

>> No.7006705

>>7006687
I'm sure thats not correct.
I make it 770 cals

>> No.7006708

>>7006632
theres no way that is 1500 calories. 500 at most.

>> No.7006710

>>7006705

Google says 165 per 100 grams.

>> No.7006714

>>7006708

It can't be, because the 700 grams of chicken alone make each portion over 500 calories. Even if I didn't eat any pasta, cream, cheese or butter I would be getting more than 500 calories a bowl.

Stay jelly foodlets.

>> No.7006747

>>7006687
>>7006702
>>7006714

>implying even if it was actually 2500-3000 calories that it is a big amount

kek stay small, i bet you can't even deadlift 3 plaet

>> No.7006757

>>7006747

>implying 150% of daily caloric value for an average adult in about 20 minutes isn't a lot of food for one meal

suck my dick dude

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>>7006757
>2500
>150% of daily intake

kek
The average adult is a pretty weak piece of shit.