/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7006225]

Find a more perfect breakfast, /ck/.

I don't think you can.

[Anonymous No.7006230]

So, eggs, toast and coffee. That's really unique, way to think out of the box.

[Anonymous No.7006232]

no bacon? no sausage?

you're not even trying

[Anonymous No.7006235]

Done.

[Anonymous No.7006238]

>>7006225
>missing bacon/sausage
>missing hash browns
>no fruit
>no yoghurt
>pepper spread on eggs is below average

6/10 I make this when I'm too lazy to make a real breakfast.

[Anonymous No.7006240]

>>7006230
>buttered coffee

Goml

[Anonymous No.7006243]

>>7006235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ozofiGPJo

[Bar b q king No.7006244]

>>7006232
+1

[Anonymous No.7006246]

>>7006232
There's a fucking box of Tim hortons you dope. Why would I want greasy sausage?

[Anonymous No.7006250]

>>7006225
fiery is not a flavor...

[Anonymous No.7006252]

our mcdonalds has a much better breakfast

[Anonymous No.7006253]

>>7006235
Naw

[Anonymous No.7006257]

>>7006252
hory shit....id love that with hashbrowns

[Anonymous No.7006262]

>>7006225
>3 eggs
It is not healthy for your liver to eat more than 2 eggs a day. Enjoy your liver failure faggot.

[Anonymous No.7006265]

>>7006257
it's good, even burger king and jack in the box serve it for breakfast

[Anonymous No.7006267]

>>7006225
Easy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

[Anonymous No.7006269]

For some unknown reason, eating anything else except some fruit for breakfast makes me feel like shit.

After waking up I drink a glass of water, then a few minutes later a cup of coffee with some milk and some added sugar, then I try eating a rye bread sandwich with cheese, ham, some salad and tomatoes, but I feel this unknown disgust while eating it in the morning.

No i'm not allergic to any of the stuff I mentioned.

[Anonymous No.7006276]

ive eaten an 4 egg omelette every day for the last 3 months

could you link me a resource for your claim?

[Anonymous No.7006287]

>>7006250
Don't you even know half how great Habanero actually tastes?

The taste itself is indescribely perfect and I really need to get my hands on some heatless Habanero seeds.

[Anonymous No.7006306]

>>7006269
eating pretty much anything before 11am makes me feel nauseous. always has. I have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.7006318]

>>7006306
Even eating dick and swallowing cum?

[Anonymous No.7006351]

>>7006225

no meat, no thanks

>>7006235

no eggs, no thanks

>>7006246

Why don't you compose you fucking images correctly before you insult people for having such a shitty imcomplete breakfast. you cocked the eggs wrong, you're using white bread and you need hot sauce to gulp that garbage down just like your mom did so happily last night after I fucked her in a her ripe, cottage cheese laden ass.

[Anonymous No.7006353]

>>7006318
yep

[Anonymous No.7006402]

Menudo because I was born in Texas. American bacon is shit. Now I see how stupid we really are.

[Anonymous No.7006413]

literally the EXACT same thing I had for breakfast this morning

except I used jalapeno/poblano cholula

[Anonymous No.7006436]

>>7006276
eggs are fine, If you want to fuck up your liver drink 3 liters of high fructose corn syrup soda a day. Basically it can give you a liver like an extreme alcoholic. The medical term is Non Alcoholic fatty liver.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23390127

[Anonymous No.7006437]

>louisiana hot sauce

[Anonymous No.7006439]

>>7006225
>Burnt unbuttered toast
>No bacon

[Anonymous No.7006441]

>>7006235
ffffffffffffffffuck you I gotta go get some of that right now

[Anonymous No.7006446]

>>7006439
>burnt
no, it's not
>unbuttered
my guess would be that there's butter on the inside of the two pieces
>no bacon
this is true, could use bacon

[Anonymous No.7006485]

>>7006437
Yeah no shit. Apparently it's mostly vinegar

[Anonymous No.7006495]

>>7006267

[Anonymous No.7006501]

>>7006267
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.7006503]

This Op.

[Anonymous No.7006504]

>>7006446
If theres any black on your toast its burnt.

[Anonymous No.7006507]

>>7006504
No, it's science. It's called a mallard reactor. It improves flavour.

[Anonymous No.7006510]

>>7006507
>Burnt toast taste good

[Anonymous No.7006523]

>>7006225
gg tbh fam

[Anonymous No.7006534]

>>7006523
nice prison cell

[Anonymous No.7006537]

>>7006534
whatever my d00d at least I'm a basement dweller with a bacon egg and cheese sammich.

[Anonymous No.7006542]

>>7006510
>It's burnt

[Anonymous No.7006546]

>>7006537
this is true. I don't have a bacon egg and cheese sandwich right now and my live is shit because of it

[Anonymous No.7006547]

In OP's defense I don't see any black on that toast. I think you're fucking blind.

[Anonymous No.7006548]

>>7006503
>wine for breakfast

Are you some kind of alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.7006549]

>>7006546
>tfw no sammich

[Anonymous No.7006566]

>>7006267
>I don't use butter
I guess this is an older video and he has since fallen off the wagon cause Jack uses a fuck ton of butter in his dishes now

[Anonymous No.7006574]

that's not biscuits and pepper sausage gravy, with bacon and a side of thick cut toast

[Anonymous No.7006619]

^^^^

he's right it isn't

[Anonymous No.7006630]

[Anonymous No.7006811]

>>7006566

>I dont use butter because its unhealthy
>FOUR eggs

[Anonymous No.7006814]

>>7006811
Four large eggs is only like 320 calories and has 28g of protein.
I don't know why you wouldn't eat lots of eggs for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.7006849]

>>7006814
cholesterol

[Anonymous No.7007014]

>>7006849
1985 called, they want their bullshit outdated nutritional science back

[Anonymous No.7007224]

>>7006225
Your picture exactly, but minus 2 eggs so I don't get heart disease.

[Anonymous No.7007231]

>>7007224
Is it bad I eat 6 eggs at a time?

[Anonymous No.7007242]

>>7006265
>>7006252
Where the fuck do places give u rice 4 breakfast

[Anonymous No.7007246]

>>7007224
Life must be hard for you in the 1980s, anon,

[Anonymous No.7007254]

>>7006230
Can't beat the classics

"Ugh, it needs to be different" in itself isn't so much a valid critique. People might want something else on occasion, but a classic is something you always come back to in the end.

[Anonymous No.7007274]

>>7006262

[Anonymous No.7007899]

>>7007231
No, especially if you don't have toast with it. There's nothing wrong with eggs. See:
>>7007014
>>7007246

>>7007254
The problem is more that it's boring and basic. There should be a wider variety of things there for it to be truly be perfect. At the very least throw some bacon or sausage or something in there. THAT might have some claim to being the perfect breakfast. Plus, that pepper looks pre-ground

[Anonymous No.7008009]

Toast not diagonal
Eggs with no bed or topping.
No potatoes
No fruits

Op is a bitchassnigga
I will be cooking breakfast and brunch for six hours tomorrow try me faggot

[Anonymous No.7008075]

Dosa. Delicious and perfect breakfast food. The potatoes give instant energy. The lentil soup keeps you full for longer and the coconut chutney makes you feel fresh and provides good fat. Full of energy yet doesn't make you feel sluggish like other high calorie breakfasts.

[Anonymous No.7008081]

>>7006269
Too dry man. Try having tomato soup and grilled cheese with some fruit.

[Anonymous No.7008107]

>>7006269
This happens to me, I can't eat until 3 or 4 hours after I wake up, but I like to eat right up until I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.7008189]

>>7006225
>store bought eggs
>bland, thin processed bread
>shit coffee
Get on my level faggot, fresh fucking eggs, hatched that morning. I wiped off the chicken shit myself. You have no idea how good fresh eggs taste, no "organic and farm raised' does not count faggot. by the time its on the shelf its weeks old. Delicious farm fresh eggs, hand grinded wheat turned into hot steamy thick wheat bread. With good amish butter, some grape juice squeezed from my grape arbor, bacon from a neighboring farm, slowly cooked and drizzled in maple syrup. A side of hash potatoes and home made kefir yogurt. You do not know breakfast. Best part is none of its hyperbole or bullshit. Its like a morning blowjob.