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ITT: bullshit candy

>> No.6995877
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6995877

>>6995871

>> No.6995889
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6995889

im gonna find the faggot that invented this and fuck him up

>> No.6995896

>>6995877
But that's a really good fruit seasoning you dingus

>> No.6995905

>>6995871
those things were considered candy?

>> No.6995906

>>6995896
>But that's a really good fruit seasoning
So it's not candy at all.

Gotcha.

>> No.6996060

>>6995871
were we supposed to eat these? because I don't remember them ever being in a package, they were always loose in a box by the checkout

>> No.6996093
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Most disgusting candy in the history of candy

>> No.6996098

>>6996093
I don't know, the sandwich things are alright, but you're done after a few cause the taste is just too much.

>> No.6996123
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>> No.6996137

>>6996123
Can I...can I actually eat that?

>> No.6996147
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6996147

This fucking shit. Tastes like licking an oranges ballsack.

>they sell 20lb cases for fifty bucks online

>> No.6996158

>>6996137

It's made out of the exact same material as candy corn, so no.

>> No.6996159

>>6996147
I hated those things when I was kid.
FUKN YUK!

>> No.6996160
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>> No.6996161

>>6996147
I remember loving them...

>tfw hamplanet

>> No.6996176
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>> No.6996179

>>6996160
Another thing about these nasty fuckers is over time they'd kind of meld together and to the bowl so if you tried to pick one up the whole bowl would be picked up.
FUCK THOSE THINGS!

>> No.6996184

>>6996147
these are fine to me in small doses. as in one or two.

>> No.6996186

>>6996176
Fuck you, these are good.

>> No.6996192

>>6996186
They are absolutely unacceptable.

>> No.6996277
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>>6995871
Marshmallow lollipops covered in sugar. Tastes as bad as it sounds and makes me sick as fuck.

>> No.6996279

>>6996277
I eat those all the time

>> No.6996281

>>6996277
Marshmallows taste good. Peeps, which are basically the same sugar-sanded marshmallow concept, taste good. So why do those lollipop things ALWAYS taste like licking the inside of of a window cleaner bottle?

>> No.6996343

>>6996176
Paki halloween candy

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>> No.6996653
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6996653

I have never seen the appeal of wine gums.

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>> No.6996903

>>6996893
Those things are wonderful. I haven't had one in a coon's age.

>> No.6996956

>>6995906
lol we ate that shit straight in elementary school. delicious.

>> No.6996960

>>6996893
What is this and where can I get some?

>> No.6996975

>>6996147
>fat free candy

>> No.6996980

anything made with gelatin. especially the smurfs. tasteless crap.

>> No.6996999

>>6996093
I enjoy licorice quite a bit. When I was visiting the UK a few years ago I bought a bag of licorice allsort. It was the fucking worst. It was like a bunch of flavors that tasted awful together and the texture was gross.

It disappoints me just thinking about it.

>> No.6997017

>>6996975
There's no fat in sugar.

>> No.6997020

>>6997017
>this is what Americans actually believe

>> No.6997087

>>6996653
Does that taste like jujyfruits?

>> No.6997106

>>6995871

Wax lips! I never could figure out what you're supposed to do with them.

>> No.6997111

>>6997020
It's true though.
Sugar is carbs, not fat.

>> No.6997114

>>6997087

No clue, but they are bitter and not in a good way.

>> No.6997119

>>6997106
sell them to idiotic children and/or parents who will never eat them and know how awful they are

>> No.6997157
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>>6997020
>believing carbohydrates are the same molecules as lipids

>> No.6997165

>>6997111
>>6997157
>American education

>> No.6997183

>>6997165
I guess that's why we have the best medical facilities in the world, even if most people can't afford them. I'm sure as hell glad to know my doctor was taught the difference between lipids and carbohydrates.

>> No.6997184

>>6997183
sugar makes you fat
therefore, sugar is fat

>> No.6997188

>>6997183
the best medical facilities with the best indian doctors

>> No.6997192
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>> No.6997193

>>6997188
the best medical facilities with the best indian doctors who were trained in the best educational institutions

>> No.6997196
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>>6997188
>>6997193

Poo in Loo Mr Ramadan

>> No.6997207
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>> No.6997210

>>6997196
I'm >>6997193
I was implying that the best education was in america

>> No.6997212

>>6996147
Oh my god I fucking hate those. So disgusting.

>> No.6997211

>>6997184
Not inherently. One could do something called EXERCISE! I guess the yuropoor education system didn't teach you that either.

>> No.6997213
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>>6997196
>Mr. Ramadan
>he doesn't know India is only 14% muslim

Amerilard detected

>> No.6997219

>>6997188
Mine is white and studied at the Mayo Clinic. Keep trying.

>> No.6997223

>>6997213

oh look another side-tracking pol faggot shiting all over a candy thread instead of his left hand

You must be exhausted from all that rape and rice porridge, Aludarlibu

>> No.6997227
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>>6997219
>white people
>Mayo

this checks out

>> No.6997230

>>6997223
the butthurt is staggering

might want to see a doctor. I hear indians are pretty good ones, too.

>> No.6997233

>>6997227
I kek'd

>> No.6997245

>tfw derailed your own thread by false flagging as a dumb europeans
You guys can keep fighting if you want, but I both created the thread and started saying that silly stuff about fat and sugar.

>> No.6997275
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6997275

he's the worst candy bar I've ever had to make up for some of my shitposting

>> No.6997294
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>>6997275
>tfw you can't get the giant Abba-Zaba bar from Half Baked

>> No.6997345

>>6996351
but it's "always fresh"

>> No.6997360

>>6997207
I love me some fruit leather.

>> No.6997368

>>6996176
Caramel with peanut butter inside? What's not to like?

>> No.6997369

>>6997275
I've always wanted to try one of these. Maybe because of >>6997294. I've never seen one, though.

>> No.6997514

>>6997207
I dont think fruit leather is really candy, its more of a solid jam, its just fruit and pectin

>> No.6997523

>>6997192
These are the only reason Halloween exists, in my view. Fuck you if you don't like Necco wafers.

>> No.6997532

>>6996123
The problem with those is that they get particularly sticky while in the anus... Bad ending.

>> No.6997547

>>6996158
sqek

>> No.6997560

>>6996186
>>6996176
>>6997368

By the time they got to you, they tasted like the paper they had been wrapped in.

>> No.6997845
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>>6997532
Get some booty butter.

>> No.6997876

>>6997845
I really never got the appeal of licking food off of bodies during sex, always seemed pretty gross to me actually.

>> No.6997889

>>6997876
It's horribly gross and don't ever do it.
Food mixes with body fluids and you get the worst of both.

>> No.6997924

>>6995877

that's for beer and tequila gringo

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>>6998370
Use them to make apple grandes

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>>6997165
>mfw >>6997165 is an american

>> No.6998507

>>6996093
I really love those things on the bottom right of the picture. Those are fucking delicious.

>> No.6998531

>>6998499
I already said as much
>>6997245

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>>6997157

>> No.6998716

>>6996960
Candy buttons. You've got like a 50/50 chance of having to eat paper because it gets stuck to the back of them.

>> No.6998731
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When I was a kid the Chinese guy down the street would give out Haw Flakes.

>> No.6998754

>>6998731
I'm dying to know the ingredients

>> No.6998767

>>6998754
They're mainly just hawthorn fruit and sugar. I can't remember what they tasted like but for a long time I thought they were some kind of dried meat.

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>>6998731
I've had these before. Not bad.

>>6998716
Thanks anon. I'll try to find some.

>> No.6999810

>>6998731
i acutally like those primarily "natural" sweets a lot. enjoyed haw flakes especially since i got older. I dont defy them

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>>6998716
>>6999809
OK, maybe I won't buy them from amazon. I'll try local candy stores.

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>>6996147
Are these like foam shrimp? Those are great.

I always thought that when Americans complained about circus peanuts on halloween they were talking about actual nuts.

>> No.7002021

>>6997275
fuck you faggot abba zabbas kick ass

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>>6997207
>>6997196
>>6997192
>>6996893
>>6996176
>>6996160
>>6996147
>>6996093
>>6995889
>>6995871


>tfw I love all of these

Old candy is best candy. Fuck a bunch of this bullshit, though. That and cheap, waxy Easter/Halloween chocolate.

>> No.7002048

>>6996281
But anon peeps are terrible

>> No.7002059

>>6997369
Me too, I considered ordering one for like $3

>> No.7002072

>>6996093
This and mushroom pizza were at least some of the things I had to learn how to overcome my distaste for because my dad would constantly get those specifically because he knew I wouldn't eat it. When candy-pizza going gets tough, the tough eat weird licorice candies and mushroom pizza.

Glad for it though, now I love licorice and mushrooms.

>> No.7002356

>>6997889
Idk, peanut butter on a dick is pretty good for everyone involved tbh fam