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I know there are endless salad recipes, but you might want to give this one a look. I wanted to create a salad so delicious that getting healthy would be fun.

post other good salads

>> No.6992363
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step 1: add croutons

>> No.6992365

>>6992354
>>6992363

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>> No.6992368

>>6992363
wa la a troll thread XD simply eric underrated post fazolis

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>>6992365
ok thanks for your help

step 2: drizzle ranch dressing

>> No.6992375

>>6992354
Uh waiter, there are two green leaves in my salad. Please take it back and make it properly.

>> No.6992377

Aw yes. Shit is going down. We salad now. Keep going OP.

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step 3: bacon bits everywhere

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step 4: more croutons

butter & garlic is my favorite but any should be fine as long as it isn't low fat or low sodium

>> No.6992391

how the fuck can you consider a little shredded bread and bacon with ranch dressing a salad? if anything it's a shredded sandwich so you can eat it with a spoon like everything else, you fat piece of shit.

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step 5: more drizzlings of ranch

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>>6992391
yes, a spoon works best


step 6: sprinkle more bacons everywhere

remember it is important to put the ranch on after the croutons and before the bacon. this way the ranch will soak in a bit and also the bacon will stick instead of falling to the bottom of the bowl.

>> No.6992409

That's not salad.

>> No.6992410

>croutons
>bacon
>half bottle of ranch
>2 small leaves of spinach
>sugar soaked cherry

Healthy! Might as well be eating a bacon ranch sandwich.

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poorope literally btfo

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step 7: put a cherry on top

who doesn't love a cherry on top of an ice cream sunday? I sure do, so I decided I want to have my salad that way too so I can feel like I'm having a treat.

>> No.6992416

CROUTON CEREAL WITH RANCH DRESSING MILK
I LIKE IT

>> No.6992441

On-topic shitposting is worse than almost any kind of off-topic shitposting

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now I will prepare a delicious beverage to accompany my delicious salad

>> No.6992458

>>6992354
Are you drinking milk out of a jar?! I always wonder why people do this it seems to be popular over the years. Then again I really can't say much considering I still drink from plastic cups

>> No.6992486

>>6992458
I do it because a jar holds a whole quart and I really like milk

step 1: add milk

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>>6992486
forgot pic lol

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>>6992458
>being new

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step 2: add chocolate

>> No.6992658

>>6992642
Did anyone notice that OP downers an entire jug of milks already? It's been an hour gap between him posting step 1and 2 but I really think he drank an entire jug in that time span

>> No.6992675

>>6992658
i don't know but i'm enjoying this. lol

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>>6992658
the two glass jugs are half gallon and the jar is a quarter gallon.

step 3: shake

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step 4: taste and add more chocolate as needed

repeat as many times as needed until your milk reaches the desired level of chocolateyness

>> No.6992685

>>6992681
you are wonderful

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>>6992685
thanks man

this is about how I like it

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enjoy! I prefer to have my salad with a glass with a glass of wine and in a comfy spot. watching tv and smoking weed is fun too.

>> No.6992728

>>6992721
lol

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all that is left is to eat it

>> No.6992756

>>6992391
>he took the bait

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>>6992756
me too it's delicious

>> No.6993648

>>6992642

Fuck i loved this shit when i was a kid... Then my health conscious mom started reading product labels and stopped buying Hershey's syrups, now when I live alone they stopped selling it where i live. I love you mom but you robbed me.

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last pic

>>6993648
It's mostly corn syrup anyway. I just am too poor to afford better chocolate sauce right now.

>> No.6994805

>>6994796
This was a comfy thread, feel free to make more

>> No.6994816

>>6992354
HOLY SHIT COW, the glass milk jug on the upper right of ur pic looks like one I bought; it was near the MN/WI border. Are you from around there or scary coincidence.

>> No.6994821

>>6994816
it's possible most milk containers are similar though... just a thought

>> No.6994834

won't the croutons gets soggy if you drizzle the ranch over them though. might as well be eating bread at that point

>> No.6994845

>>6994821
I've not seen many solid glass containers tbh

>> No.6994863

>>6994845
yea you dont see many glass but when you observe all the diff glass ones, they dont really vary much? i dont know. google dat shit.

>> No.6994894

>>6992721
Ricky... Have a heart

Two words Lahey, put on some pants, and fuck off

>> No.6994906

>>6992721

Only thing missing is some Newfoundland steak.

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>>6994805
thanks. this was my first thread I made here. I will share more of my recipes in the future including my famous peanut butter salami sandwich.

>>6994816
this milk comes from WA. I think in the old days milk came in this kind of glass bottles.

>>6994834
only if you leave them for a long time. I personally like mine a little bit soggy but only a bit.

>> No.6995559

>>6994913
>thanks. this was my first thread I made here. I will share more of my recipes in the future including my famous peanut butter salami sandwich.
i can't wait.

>> No.6995584

>>6994913
Are you

the ramen ice cream dude?