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6991814 No.6991814 [Reply] [Original]

Now that medium rare has become normie as fuck how should you order your steak to show that you're a seasoned foodie?

>> No.6991828

Blue

>> No.6991830

Well done.

>> No.6991833

well done with ketchup

eat it ironically, of course

>> No.6991838

>>6991814
Rare or medium-rare, depending on the steak. Same as always. I'm not a fucking autistic child who cares about trends or what anyone else thinks.

I like what I like and will continue to like it, regardless of what anyone else likes.

>> No.6991856

I like medium and don't care what anybody says or thinks about me for it.

>> No.6991870

>>6991814
How should I eat a5 beef? Medium rare?

>> No.6991875

>>6991814
Remove a flap of skin from a still living cow's midsection and eat the steak right off of it's ribs.

>> No.6991884

>>6991870
I'd go for rare to medium-rare at most.

>> No.6991892

>>6991870
well

>> No.6991900

Could do the microwave reverse sear.

>> No.6991905

>>6991870
well done with ketchup

>> No.6991912

>>6991833
>>6991875
>>6991900
This sound good.

>> No.6991930

>>6991838
thank you, I never ever ever ever thought of this before

you really opened my eyes by responding to the troll

>> No.6992163

>>6991814
poach in milk, top with jellybeans

>> No.6993397

Blue rare is too well done, I put my cows out in the sun on a hot summer day and that's how done the perfect steak should be. The cow is still living so guaranteed freshness with every bite.

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>>6991814
Do people actually think like this?

>> No.6993548
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6993548

Slathered in vegemite and deep fried.

>> No.6993631

>>6993403
only on 4chan

>> No.6993996

>>6991814

sliced paper thin with a deli slicer and eaten raw maybe dipped in some kind of fancy sauce

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>>6991814

>> No.6994163

>>6991814
Demand steak foam formed into the shape of a potato, with potato foam formed into the shape of a steak. If they hesitate, stomp out, muttering that your Yelp followers will be hearing about this.