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Chunky or smooth guacamole?

>> No.6987480

Yes.

>> No.6987491

>>6987480
this tbh

>> No.6987530

Jack White tier chunky

>> No.6987546 [DELETED] 

What the fucking shit. Americucks are so portly even their fruit is full of fucking fat

>> No.6987660

>>6987546
Ugh. No one asked for your "beans on toast" eatin opinion.

>> No.6987671 [DELETED] 

>>6987546
>eurocucks look for every opportunity to shitpost about americans

>> No.6987695

>>6987530
This is truth.

>> No.6987708

>>6987671
Their jealousy is palpable.

>> No.6987711

Chunky.

I can't stand guacamole made in blenders, or that store bought shit. Home made all the time, with chunks. It's the best way.

>> No.6987723

>>6987447
>>6987546
>they don't eat avocado everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZrDKd1WIM

>> No.6987731

Chunky

>tomatoes in guacamole
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.6987765

>>6987546
>the fat in avocados is unhealthy

Foreigners are literally the flyovers of the world

>> No.6987805

>>6987723
What the fuck am I watching?

>> No.6987816

>>6987723
cute

>> No.6987821

>>6987723
>ey fam what kind of diet do u want?

>> No.6987837

>>6987723
Still would.

>> No.6987845

>>6987765
Hey! Where I come from, the foreigner is YOU.

>> No.6987854

>>6987765
>everywhere in the world but NY and LA is flyover
Sounds about right coming from a coastfag.

>> No.6987909

>>6987723
Is this a fetish?

>> No.6988718

>>6987447
chunky, but not too chunky

>> No.6988769

Texture should be in between the two. And leave the goddamned tomatoes out of it.

I love tomatoes, but they have no place in guacamole.

>> No.6989421

>>6988769
>>6987731
git gud

>> No.6989508

>>6987447
Is guac just smashed avocados or do you have to add other shit?

Definitive answers only pls

>> No.6989527

>>6989508
yes you add other shit.

Including tomatoes, usually, but two anons in this thread have trouble believing that.

Shit son you could've just wikipedia'd it.

>> No.6989530

>>6989527
I did wikipedia it, but then I feigned ignorance.

>> No.6989533

adding tomatoes to guacamole is gringo bullshit. avocados, salt, lime, chile. thats it.

>> No.6989549

>>6989533
If even that.
I hear you.
Avocado, salt. No chunks.
Lime is fine, maybe a bit of cilantro. Or a bit of garlic.
And, fuck all y'all, but a bit of mayonnaise puts it over the top.

>> No.6989559

>>6989533
Saying "gringo" is pinche guerro bullshit.

>> No.6989568

>>6987546
>badmouthing avocados
euro here. you wash your dirty whore mouth out lad. avocados were sent from the heavens to make our lives better tbh

>> No.6989569

>>6989559
How do you live with yourself?
Must be aweful.

>> No.6989572

>>6987723
Is this girl is crazy or really funny

>> No.6989590

>>6989527
>tomatoes in guacamole

flyover detected

>> No.6989608

>>6989533
You add tomato and onion. Everything else is not guacamole, is just shitty mashed avocados.

Jesus you guys are retarded.

>> No.6989611

liquid tbh

>> No.6989612

>muh authenticity

How about you be an authentic human being and quit being an annoying fucking homo

>> No.6989620

>>6989608
You're an idiot.
Tomatoes are an abomination in gucamole. They do nothing but muddy the bright flavor. You're so fucking white, it's painful. I bet you glow in the moonlight.

>avocados
>salt
>lime juice
>serrano chile

That's it. That's all you need for the GOAT guacamole. If you really must, you can add a bit of onion or cilantro, but that's it. Now stop being a faggot.

>> No.6989621

>>6989612
just up faggot ill kill you

>> No.6989786

>>6989608

you have a salsa with tomato and onion in addition to the guacamole.

>> No.6989837

I just add cumin, raw red onion, chili peppers and lemon juice. Sometimes garlic, I HAVE added mashed tomato before to thin the mole out when I've had lots of people, but I really prefer not to because it dulls the flavor.

>lel ur so white

Okay, Mr Ethnic Authentic. Sorry my dip isn't as legit as yours.

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6989931

Help me out guys.
I want to make guacamole tonight but I don't have fresh cilantro and my grocery store doesn't sell any for some reason.

Is there something I can use a substitute? Or do I just leave it out?

>> No.6990021

>>6987447
smooth with chuncks

>> No.6990293

>>6989931
>cilantro
I fucking hate coriander and so does Jesus.

God is trying to make you see the light.

>> No.6992533

Chunky enough to be almost chunks but like avocado as a binder enough to keep things together a bit. Its great.

Cilantro and lime and red onion and minced garlic and shit. Yeah....

>> No.6992539

>>6989931
Make it without cilantro, i.e.: not shit

>> No.6992650

>>6990293
>>6992539

This is really weird because everyone i know keeps asking me why i hate cilantro so much. This is the first time i've seen someone agree with me.

>> No.6992657

>>6992650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriander#Taste_and_smell

Science

>> No.6992659

>>6992657
Neat. And i thought i was insane