/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6984194]

Let's talk steak farts and meat sweats.
Anyone else get fairly gassy after a nice big steak?
That smell too... fuck man. It's like an animal preserve.

[Anonymous No.6984204]

Make vegan cheese from cashews and nutritional yeast and eat the whole bowl

It was like I had a WMD in my bowels for 2 days

[Anonymous No.6984216]

>>6984204
That's the opposite of on topic, anon.

[Anonymous No.6984221]

>>6984216
I just wanted to share my farts.

[Anonymous No.6984225]

I flew down to NC one time for a week to fuck a vegetarian chick. She was super hot and the sex was OK. I decided to eat like her that week, flew home and shit a pool ball. How's that for on topic?

[Anonymous No.6984236]

>>6984225
I read that initially as "I decided to eat only her that week, flew home and shit a poo ball"

was a better story the first time

[Anonymous No.6984285]

Like its my fault your reading teacher thought you not worth spending time on? Go smell some markers Timmy.

[Anonymous No.6984454]

>>6984221
Understandable.

[Anonymous No.6984459]

>>6984225
>How's that for on topic?
Bad.
At least the other guy mentioned farts.

[Anonymous No.6984514]

>>6984459
I was being contrary, you handsome genius.

[Anonymous No.6984523]

>>6984514
How dare you. Here of all places.

[Anonymous No.6984548]

>>6984194

Nothing I eat causes excess gas, or diarrhea. I've literally only experienced diarrhea once in my entire life when I was 11yo. I needed to get my appendix removed, it was so swollen it caused an intestinal blockage for 2 weeks. They gave me laxatives and after I woke up from my surgery I took the most gigantic, shit of my entire life, it was also bright red from blood.

31yo now, still remember the feeling of taking a 2 week dump. Glorious.

[Anonymous No.6984610]

>>6984548
You never fart or burb? I literally don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.6984616]

>>6984610

He said "excess" bro. I'm sure he farts and burps on occasion. That's not he same thing as having so much gas it's worth complaining about, or having diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.6984624]

>>6984616
I don't think you comprehend what the word excess implies.

[Anonymous No.6984639]

>>6984194
>Meat makes the worst farts!
>>6984204
>Vegan food makes the worst farts!

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6984644]

>>6984639
>Literally strawmanning just so you can complain about a non issue that only you care about

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6984673]

>>6984644
I don't care about this non issue.
Just find it annoying when people bullshit about it one way or the other with what are usually invented stories that never took place.

OP made the thread to make a point about t3h evile meats, and post 2 was meant to contradict it with t3h disgusting vegan fart lol. Neither have a point and nasty farts come from any food source depending on the person's body.

So what is YOUR input, now that you've initiated me in your interest in my basically non post - post.

[Anonymous No.6984681]

>diet is mostly pasta, eggs, meat, potatoes
>started a project a couple weeks ago that requires me to work at my computer all day
>buy some snus and long cut snuff to pass the time
>body is not use to it
>endless ropes of loose stool for hours on end

feels goodbad man

[Anonymous No.6984683]

>>6984673
I am OP and I'm telling you you're wrong. It's not some fucking vegan agenda.
If anything the implication is that I eat meat.
>I don't care about this non issue.
I can see that.

[Anonymous No.6984694]

>>6984673
>what are usually invented stories that never took place.
>"people eat meat and fart"
>I HONESTLY CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!

[Anonymous No.6984709]

>>6984683
>I am OP and I'm telling you you're wrong. It's not some fucking vegan agenda.

Usually is from one side against the other.

>I can see that.

I don't care about the "non issue" so much as the people making up bullshit in a weak attempt to bash the other side, all through absolute bullshit of made up evidence. Its not the topic, its the means by which it is debated.

>>6984694
You have misunderstood. Maybe you haven't been on this board long, but over the years I have heard fairly elaborate stories of how unbearable the farts were which came from (insert specific diet here) from a person who apparently has potpourri farts.

[Anonymous No.6984715]

>>6984194
"Meat sweats" wasn't even a thing til that stupid Progressive Insurance commercial.

You're a puppet, a pawn. A commercial meme cancer.

[Anonymous No.6984720]

>>6984715
I'm not even american. I've never seen the commercial you are referencing, puppetman.

[Anonymous No.6984723]

>>6984610

>never

i clearly stated, excess...which would imply an "extra" amount of digestive gasses passing through my gastrointestinal tract.

I burp, and fart... quite nice ones factually speaking. The volume, consistency and quantity never change regardless of what I eat. Always the same. I have never once gotten "itis" or felt sick after eating either.

[Anonymous No.6984728]

>>6984715

>puppet

you're the only one here associating it with insurance commercials man.

http://www.foodrepublic.com/2011/07/13/what-causes-meat-sweats/

[Anonymous No.6984734]

>>6984723
Yeah. Extra is what you release in the form of burps or farts.
The logic is quite simple.

[Anonymous No.6984759]

>>6984734

>my logic should be universally understood by everyone

Could be part of your problems in life, not simply reading and comprehending something as it is. Excessive, would imply I feel out of the normal, which I never do. No matter what I eat always feel the same exact way. I've always had a bowel movement after every meal for the entirety of my life as well. 3 or 4 poops a day feelgudman.

Why are you so obsessed with my GI? Proctologist? Faggot? Fecalpheliac?

I don't know, everything about you doesn't add up and is very offputting.

[Anonymous No.6984774]

>>6984759
Jesus christ, man... Be less butthurt please.

[Anonymous No.6984786]

>>6984774

> i cannot add meaningfully to the conversation because i am a moron
>you must be butthurt

pick one, keep talking about my arse though

[Anonymous No.6984792]

>>6984786
What more is there to say? It's clearly been pummeled by more sausages than kobayashi's mouth.

[Anonymous No.6984796]

>>6984792

Hotdogs aren't sausages. He's also a washed up has been.

>b-but guys who e-e-eat a lot are muh heroes!!!

No foolin'

[Anonymous No.6984800]

>>6984796
Wew. The amount of ass annihilation is palpable.

[Anonymous No.6984805]

>>6984800

What does that have to do with my farts and burps, we're getting off topic.

[Anonymous No.6985336]

>meat sweats
>being so fat that the simple act of digestion causes you to sweat
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.6985350]

>>6984225
Did you eat any barbecue? NC has the best barbecue hands down. Fuck that Texas bullshit.

[Anonymous No.6985374]

>>6985336
There's something wrong with them man, I'm 400lbs and I don't get sweaty when I stuff a steak in my face

[Anonymous No.6985395]

The farts I get from Thai beef with basil and chiles will clear out a room. An ex-girlfriend called them "pungent."

[Anonymous No.6985406]

>>6985336
wait, you don't get meat sweats? it's normal. that's why you need to drink a lot of water when you eat a large serving of meat.

[Anonymous No.6985898]

>>6985336
It has nothing to do with being overweight, sport.

[Anonymous No.6985937]

Jesus christ I fucked ruined this thread by pissing off the anti vegan autists.

I'm not even vegan I like trying new recipes.

I know this board is mostly for retards with burnt burgers but calm down

[Anonymous No.6986282]

>>6985406
I don't get meat sweats. I suspect that if you do you have "meat sweats" then it might be a genetic deficiency and you should see a doctor as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.6986288]

>>6985937
Get over yourself fagbait, you haven't ruined anything. Go back to being a hollywood howard stern fagbait.

[Anonymous No.6986323]

Ray Bradbury, Here There Be Tygers
http://raybradbury.ru/library/story/51/17/0/

[Anonymous No.6986342]

>>6984673
you guys are sure passionate, you should get together and sniff each others assholes.