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6982054 No.6982054 [Reply] [Original]

This guy just tasted the last thing you cooked, what would he say?

>> No.6982058

>>6982054
Will you please teach me to cook?

>> No.6982076

>>6982054
Hmmmm, .(hand in front of face) I'm not a huge fan of that, It's nice, don't get me wrong and the chicken is moist, look at how moist that is, but the flavour...
It doesn't have enough spice for me, not enough seasoning, I'd put more seasoning in there, if you're going to make this you'll probably want to put some more seasoning in there, maybe a little lemon juice, some cilantro, (dumps half a jar of Jack's gourmet seasoning on food and 3/4 jar of Jack's hot bbq sauce).
Oh wow, that's delicious, It's a little bit tangy and that goes with the moistness of the chicken,

>> No.6982077

He'd say it was overcooked

>> No.6982084

>>6982054
I injected some raw chicken breast with chicken juice to make it extra juicy. he'd love it.

he'd say "LOOK AT ALL THIS JUICE"

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>>6982054
He'd ask me if I wanted to bang his wife. I would politely decline as I am not into bestiality.

>> No.6982117

>"Beautiful."

>> No.6982202

>>6982076

probably this.

>> No.6982262
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>against my better judgement, lay a plate of baked chicken with brown rice and roasted carrots in front of Jack
>ignoring the silverware, he rips the crisp skin from the chicken thigh and delves his fingers into the white meat, juices leaking from the flesh
>he looks surprised and thinks for a moment before saying proudly:
>"Not a bad first attempt, but this chicken is overcooked. I can't find any bloody, pink meat and there's no cold center. Also, this chicken breast has a bone in it. Not a big deal, but I'd suggest buying prime cuts to avoid this type of issue"
>he continues:
>"Moving onto the seasoning, it's all wrong. You used these crushed, dried leaves and spices I've never seen before. You SHOULD be using this seasoning almost exclusively"
>he hands me a bottle of pre-mixed McCormick chicken seasoning upon which he used a Sharpie to write "The Best Chicken Seasoning You'll Ever Taste" over the label
>"Oh, by the way, that'll be $19.95, thanks"

>without tasting the rice, he looks concerned before saying:
>"This rice is so overcooked that it's not even white anymore... Better luck next time"

>he bites into one of the carrots and visibly gags
>"These are WAY too done. That one didn't even snap when I into it! Plus there's like no butter on them"
>he reaches for the butter dish and turns it over, dumping the new stick of butter onto the carrots before letting it sit for a few seconds
>he takes a fork and stabs the stick of butter, lifting it up and shoving it into his mouth
>"Muuuch better!"
>mfw I notice that no carrots are missing from the plate

>> No.6982288

>>6982262
kek'd

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>>6982262

>> No.6982494

>>6982077
Underrated post

>> No.6982519

>>6982054
Needed more pepsi and onion soup mix.

>> No.6982544

>Serve him my 4-egg spinach and chive omelette
>Why did you use so much butter? This isn't healthy
>Proceeds to pour 500 calories worth of pam onto the omelette
>Why is the outside brown? Did you burn it?
>It seems to be abnormally thick in different parts, did you even put your omelette in the oven?
>Why are the ingredients in the omlette cooked? Don't you know they are supposed to be raw?
>Where is the cheese? Its the most important part!
>This is really plain, let me spice this up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

>> No.6982554

>>6982288
>>6982491
>>6982494
You should all kill yourselves.

>> No.6982558

>>6982554
Let's do it together fam

>> No.6982570

>>6982558
shall we all eat Jack's chicken?

>> No.6982575

>>6982570
I don't think I can do that... I want to die painlessly

>> No.6982578

>>6982054
why would i let that fat nigger eat my food?

shit what is he doing in my house?

i'm getting my gun

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6982689

Just in time for tomorrow, cu/ck/s!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwD626nDwRg

>> No.6982723

>>6982689

Mmmm, undercooked prepackaged sausage. Looks delicious!

>> No.6982792

>>6982689

holy fuck that must be so slimy

>> No.6982855
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>>6982077
>>6982262
kek

> give Jack a medium rare NY strip with roasted garlic red potatoes
> "hmmmmm this steak looks over cooked. Why is the outside such a dark brown color all over? Beef should be grey on the outside when you cook it. and where are the seasonings?"
> I only used salt and fresh cracked pepper
> "we could definitely use Jacks Best Steak Seasoning Ever"
> Jack pulls out a mixture I'm pretty sure is equal parts salt, garlic powder, and pixie stix.
> dumps enough of it on the steak to be lethal
> "this potatoe salad looks pretty dry-"
> I start to correct him but notice his eyes glazing over at whatever thought he's having
> Jack pulls out a tub of mayonnaise. He has trouble with the seal so he starts biting at it.
> facial hair, crumbs, and drool all land on top of the mayo
> dumps mayo all over the golden, crisp potatoes
> just for good measure, he adds in some marshmallow fluff
> "now that's a potatoe salad! Hey, why do you look so angry? Not everyone can cook like the king! But just look at your dish now! It's -"
> nononononono
> "-beautiful"

>> No.6982870

>Literally who am I?

>> No.6982954

>>6982855
>he starts biting at it
fucking lol he probaby would too

>> No.6982987

>>6982689
>that wilted as fuck basil leaf

>all premade
>all premade
>all premade

>This is so easy!

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>>6982689
Seriously what is the fucking point of that. You cant eat it all in one bite. Its dripping in juice so its too messy to walk around with. Just put it all out in individual bowls

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6983074

Have you cu/ck/s seen this video where Ja/ck/ talks about how his first wife beat the shit out of him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30IKGKvokQ

About 10 minutes in he talks about how much of a loser he used to be (still are, fatso) and about his first marriage. He could have possibly been based if he wasn't such a beta religitard.

>> No.6983090

>>6982689
>gets basil from vacuum sealed pack
>"that fresh basil"

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>>6983074
Beautiful

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6983105

remember when he accidentally showed his address on a parcel and he tried to censor it with an empty youtube annotation? How can one man be so retarded yet manage to get a product onto store shelves?

>> No.6983122

>>6983105
link?

>> No.6983126

>>6983105
Easy, he didn't actually make the recipe for his sauce, he took it from a chef he "managed" or some shit. Then he just convinced a Walmart taster to try it and they put it in some stores on the west coast of the US. It's honestly not hard to do but it's also not very profitable unless your sauce is really good. Ja/ck/'s isn't good so he has to hawk his shit on youtube.

>> No.6983127

>>6983105
Can't remember exactly it was like 4 or 5 years ago. Either a product or pizza review.

>> No.6983131

>>6983074
17:20
>I remember the chicken, it was nasty dry
probably it was perfectly fine, just not massively undercooked.

>> No.6983141

>>6983127
meant to reply to
>>6983126

>> No.6983157

>>6983141
jesus christ i'm just as retarded as jack
meant to reply to
>>6983122

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>>6983157
Ja/ck/ isn't self-aware enough to recognize his mistakes.

>> No.6983200

"Aside from it being an uninspired simple egg patty on half an English muffin with no spices, not bad."

>> No.6983253

which video has him dumping disgusting watery salsa over cream cheese?

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>>6983074
Wow Ja/ck/ really hates him some gays. Later in the video he explains it in the move to Tennessee and looking for a church part. We should tell Tumblr.

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>>6983258
>hfw his son turns out to be a pole smoker

Also from the video:
>you one-upped me on the "mom" scale

kek

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>>6983258
I'm surprised that a man that loves raw meat directly into his mouth is such a fag-basher
>In the middle of Sodom and Gomorrah
That's two different cities. So he lived in the middle of nowhere?
>Pastor says we need to Napalm Palestinians
>Lets commit genocide!
>Literally says shut up and take my money
Holy fuck, Jack is an awful person.

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>>6983297
I know, this interview makes him look like such a fucking retarded faggot.

>> No.6983311

>>6983307
>look like
I don't have enough smug Pepes or Costanzas to imply those implications.
Literally out memed.

>> No.6983312

>>6983297
>>6983258
>>6983074

>my son was addicted to marijuana

What a fucking idiot.

>> No.6983318

I've always hated this fat fuck but now I hate him even more

>> No.6983327

Did he really just say that he decided what church he wanted to join because the pastor said that we should kill all the Palestinians?

>> No.6983336

>>6982054

beyewdiful.

>> No.6983341

>>6982544
have we already discussed why his kitchen is so fucking ugly and miserable? I thought he was doing well with the sauce bussines

>> No.6983344
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>"a baked sweet potato, huh? it's not a bad first attempt, but i think i can jazz it up"
>"i call this recipe aunt myrna's loaded sweet potato"
>dumps marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup, and pimentos onto my potato
>"LOOKIT THAT"
>"BEAUTIFUL"
>takes a bite, falls into diabetic coma
>i call the police and tell them to roll the fat fuck out of my apartment

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>>6983327
Yup. The King has no mercy for those who don't share his beliefs.

>> No.6983360

>>6983074
Can't wait for Ja/ck/let to come out of the closet and for Ja/ck/ to hang himself. What a worthless faggot, I hated him before this interview but now I'm mad as fuck. Not even talking about the insane religious ramblings, just the stupidity about politics, economics and drug policy.

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>>6983347
>caramel apples
>with froot loops

yep, I'm mad

>> No.6983367

>>6983347

>the kid's eating the food i told him to eat
>stand there with a mixture of disgust and flabbergasted mutedness like he just pissed in the corner of the kitchen, placed a phone with tranny porn playing on the counter, and downed two shots of vodka

>> No.6983380

>>6983347
Maybe thats why he got so mad at Epcot
>Epcot actually has a replica of Muslim prayer tower
>Has buddha statues and shinto shrine gates
>Deceptions of ancient Mayan gods too
Jack must jihad against Mickey Mouse.

>> No.6983385

>>6983367
Have you seen the video where Jack eats the Buffalo burger?
It was so obvious he couldn't eat his raw egg, meat, and soggy breadcrumb combo.
Yet he just sat there pretending it was good.

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>>6983360
Ja/ck/ has been getting salty in the comments lately. We should all start leaving comments about how brave and courageous he is for accepting his sons homosexual lifestyle.

>> No.6983396

>>6983074
>let's napalm the Palestinians
>I want him to teach me
>Get out and save the world

Holy shit, this is so fucking delusional it's painful. Ja/ck/ can't even save himself from diabetes, he doesn't even know his thetan level.

>> No.6983398

>>6983327
>Not doing anything to help your greatest ally

>> No.6983399

>>6983385
Plus he keeps calling it bison burger when it's clearly a buffalo burger. Also he never shows the bit when he swallows, probably because he spits it out after putting it in his disgusting mouth.

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>>6983347
The heavy breathing from the caramel apple video almost made me vomit

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>I'm not a chef
>I'm a "food guy"

Also, say what you will about Joey and him being Ken's bitch boy, but at least the man was an actual 5-star chef

>> No.6983434

>>6983424
link?

>> No.6983436

>>6983434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFzhuevVLIs

>> No.6983442

>>6983436
skip to 3:50 for an uncomfortable ASMR experience

>> No.6983445

>>6983436
thanks fam

>> No.6983458

>Hand him a bowl of mussels mariniere
>He starts shoveling the entire mussels into his mouth with his bare hands
>Crunching noises, blood and sauce dripping from his mouth
>"This is a good attempt, but I think you overcooked this mac and cheese, it's too crunchy"
>Throws like 15 slices of kraft american singles on the dish and keeps going as I stare in absolute horror

>> No.6983459

>>6983442
Holy shit I hadn't noticed that. He is probably on his way out by now guys, say bye to king ja/ck/ while you can.

>> No.6983462

>>6982544
Kelly is an advanced troll. 10/10.

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>>6983074
This interview just gets worse and worse. I used to make fun of Ja/ck/ for being a mongoloid charlatan, but now I also hate him for wanting to commit genocide.

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>>6983074
I couldnt stand more than a few minutes of listening to this.

>> No.6983543

>>6982054
>I'm a fat fuck who'll eat anything and this qualifies

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>>6983543

At least he isn't a tripfag

>> No.6983565

>>6982054
"What do you call this? Coffee? Sounds Indian. Taste is a little bitter, but I can fix it."
>Two slices of kraft plastic cheese-like product
"Yeah, now we're getting somewhere."

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>>6983555
HAHAHA!

>> No.6983585

>>6983565
Do you realise how close you came to the truth just now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4

>> No.6983588

>>6983585
My sister does that
I think its usually a crossfit thing.
She doesn't put the huge chunk Jack does, though.

>> No.6983601

>>6983588
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4

I know cross fitters are dumb as dirt in general but why the fuck are they spiking coffee with butter?

>> No.6983608

>>6983601
Extra calories?
My sister eats a shit ton of food.

>> No.6983614

>>6983588
Oh, butter in coffee is a real thing, but not chunks like that, no.
Plus he clearly doesn't know what it's for and just prattles on about how it tastes like "a natural cup of coffee."

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>>6983608
Any footage of your fit sister eating a large meal?

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>>6983622
no

>> No.6983628

>>6983312
Angry, dimwitted, weed blazing child detected.
Yes, you can be addicted to it.

>> No.6983633

>>6983628
Better call the cops then because I'm addicted to brushing my teeth and you're addicted to shitposting.

>> No.6983654

>>6983633
It would seem that you are also addicted to being angry. You need to take a chill pill, but don't go and get addicted to that too.

>> No.6983665

>>6983654
I'm addicted to lovin' you, anon :^p. But please don't let me get in the way of your addiction to wart-covered, bloody hobo dicks.

>> No.6983693 [DELETED] 

>>6983074
So he's a cuck, he's strongly opposed to gay marriage, is in favour of napalm-bombing a whole population (very Christ-like), can't cook for shit, thinks he's a "big deal", etc. What an abominable human being.

At least napalm would be a better way to die than eating Jack's chicken.

>> No.6983703

>>6983693
It is QUITE a choice.
Burn up from the outside or from the inside?

>> No.6983714

"The onions needed to be sauteed more and the sauce could be a little richer"

>> No.6983761

>>6982108
Is jack pro-fun?

>> No.6983779

>>6983074
I'm going to start posting that on his comments in every video until he addresses it. I need to shorten it down to the most retarded and inflammatory opinions. Which ones should I include?

>> No.6983782

Would this guy even eat oyster stew?
I don't think I've seen him consume seafood once. The only foods I've seen him eat are beef, chicken, and some mayo "salad" abominations.

>> No.6983797 [DELETED] 

>>6983074
I would smash the deeply closeted host's wife though. It's probably been a long time for her. Unless she's also into cucking like Tammy.

>> No.6983814

>>6983779
Probably his pro-genocide stance, but he might just shrug that off, because lol, Israel.

>> No.6983818

>>6983782
You need to watch him put a raw Bison meatball into his mouth.
>That attempt not to spit it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>> No.6983836

>>6983391
Done!

>> No.6983853

>>6983818
which not only is raw but is also buffalo, not bison

>> No.6983857

>>6983853
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_bison
>American Buffalo
>Scientific Name
>Bison Bison

>> No.6983875

>>6983857
http://www.livescience.com/32115-bison-vs-buffalo-whats-the-difference.html

>> No.6983896

>>6983875
And he is eating American Buffalo, aka American Bison
So more correctly he is eating Bison.

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>>6983836
Kek Well done. Can't wait to see if he responds. We need to do this on every video until Ja/ck/ flips out.

>> No.6983940

>>6983703

The napalm leaves you less of a chance of surviving it. With Jack's Food, you could actually survive, only for him to offer you a second plate.

>> No.6984014

>>6983327
Ja/ck/ confirmed worse than Hitler.

>> No.6984019

anyone have rule 34 on jack and daddy fieri together?

>> No.6984118

>>6983628
>Angry, dimwitted, weed blazing child detected.
>Yes, you can be addicted to it.

Another anon here. I've never smoked weed before. I don't even drink on a regular basis. You cannot be addicted to marijuana. I've never in my life heard of someone who was addicted to it. My parents used to drag me to AA meetings several days a week when I was a kid, so I've met more addicts than you've probably met in your life. None of them ever had a problem quitting pot. Alcohol, cocaine, tobacco, meth, heroin, prescription pills, yes. Marijuana, no. My mom's been sober for more than 35 years, and still sometimes she gets the craving for a cigarette or a drink. Not once has she felt the need to smoke some pot. Marijuana addiction is a completely manufactured "condition", invented by rabid opponents who believe the propaganda spouted by countless soccer moms over the decades. It does not exist.

>> No.6984123

>>6984118

Anything can be psychologically addictive, Marijuana included.

It's not, however, physically addictive the way that alcohol, opiates, etc, are..

>> No.6984141

>>6983875
It's technically a bison, but everyone calls it buffalo. "Bison" and "buffalo" are used interchangeably for American Bison. I hate to say it, but Ja/ck/ is actually correct.

>> No.6984148

>>6984019
i made ja/ck/ porn but this is a safe for work board, so i cant post it here

>> No.6984150

>>6984123
Exactly. But when people think of addiction, they're usually thinking of a physiological addiction rather than a psychological one. Because it's silly to say something is bad because it's psychologically addictive, since anything can be psychologically addictive: video games, chewing your nails, eating Oreos, etc.

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>>6984148
For what purpose?

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>>6984148
link it, faggot

>> No.6984206

>>6984179
>>6984156
Shitty shoop but i tried (remove spaces obviously)
imgur . com / Qex2iIY

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>>6984206
you are a sick, sick man

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>>6984206
>imgur . com / Qex2iIY

oh god somone post this to his facebook

>> No.6984233

>>6983074
Holy fuck.

>got beat up by his ex
>almost choked his son to death
>then kicked said son out at age 16 for smoking weed
>moved to Tennessee because he thinks in California they will fire an employee for being a Christian
>had to go from church to church just to find one that fits his ass-backwards views
>"did the pastor just advocate for genocide? where do I sign up?"

I think Ja/ck/ just undid like three years of /pol/ propaganda. I'm buying a fedora. The gays are alright.

>> No.6984242

>>6983074
>choked his son so hard he bled
>all the time shouting YOU NEVER TOUCH A WOMAN
>the kid was only 16

Holy fucking shit, he's a monster. How about this, fuckhole: YOU NEVER CHOKE YOUR CHILD. I hope both his kids get the fuck away from him.

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6984245

I know he's going to fuck it up. Place your bets on what he does wrong.

>> No.6984249

>>6984245
Undercooked would be a safe bet.

>> No.6984251

>>6984245
Well, for one, those chicken breasts are going to either be completely inedible rocks, or raw in the center.

>> No.6984256

>>6984245
That front chicken still looks pretty raw on everything except where the surface touched the grill
The grill is probably way too hot

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>>6984242
>Somehow his kid is the bad one for smoking pot to take the edge off

>> No.6984267

>>6984245
>Place your bets on what he does wrong.

Everything.

Oh he'll hilariously mis-pronounce "Cordon Bleu" but that's a given.

>> No.6984271

>>6984245
I just know hes going to repeat that bullshit excuse like he does in all of his videos
>"You see, you learn from my mistakes."
>"That's what makes my show special."

>> No.6984276

>>6984220
Hes probably more likely to see it on twitter if any of you cu/ck/s have one

>> No.6984279

>>6984245
he chokes the chicken breast while screaming god hates fags, accusing it of being homosexual for having a french name.

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hey co/ck/s, my dad just took a plate with raw steak out to BBQ then brought the plate inside, rinsed it off with water for about 2 seconds and now hes going to put the cooked steak back on the same plate. I told him I would never do that, he says he does it all the time. what do you guys think?

>> No.6984294

>>6983074
>based ja/ck/ wants to carpet bomb filthy sand niggers
>chivalrous as fuck, could easily put 10 women 3 times his size into comas but chooses not to
>handled his past abusive relationship gracefully
>choked the shit out of his lazy deadbeat son and put him out on the street for his own good, giving him a taste of the real world
>strong backbone, doesn't take any shit for his beliefs
Why the fuck is everyone triggered by this? Jack may not be a great cook, but he's a stand up guy. Bunch of sensitive pussies on /ck/ lately.

>> No.6984298

>>6984290
>what do you guys think?

He's talking a risk regarding getting sick, but it's a fairly minor one. What else is there to say?

>> No.6984302

>>6984290
Meh out of ten. It's a minor risk. If he did that with chicken or pork I'd be more peeved.

>> No.6984303

>>6984294
>Idolizing an autist
wew

>> No.6984306

>>6984302

Why do you think that chicken or pork would be somehow more dangerous in this situation? It's all animal flesh bro, it all carries the same risk of pathogens.

>> No.6984314
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6984314

>>6984294
Watch your edge there, kiddo, or you'll cut yourself.

>> No.6984322
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6984322

>>6984245
well...

>> No.6984324

>>6984306
There is a reason why rare steak is great but you do not get rare porkchops or chicken breasts.

>> No.6984327

>>6984294
>incapable of raising a young boy properly, so he just gives up and "cuts him loose" and hopes that God will make everything OK (not himself)
>so terrified of gays and rap music he runs away to a place where there are no (visible) gays or rap music
>actually let women beat the shit out of him to begin with
>cries and throws a tantrum like a fat baby when anyone challenges him or his beliefs with any amount of conviction (he even cried on national TV when this happened)

I know you're trying your best to make a shitpost there, but Jack is a man of avoidance, not a man of action.

>> No.6984330

>>6984324

Indeed. But food safety isn't really part of it. It's mainly because to our tastes rare beef is delicious but rare chicken isn't. Though in other parts of the world those meats are eaten raw.

Meat is meat anon. It's all the same as far as pathogenic bacteria are concerned.

See Modernist Cuisine vol 1 chapters 2 & 3.

>> No.6984335

>>6984330
Sources pls of people eating raw chicken and pork.

Also, rates of worms and poisoning.

>> No.6984338

>>6984327
>actually let women beat the shit out of him to begin with

Abuse is abuse, no matter the sex of the abuser or the abused. That said, judging by Ja/ck/'s admission that he almost choked his son to death, I wouldn't be surprised if the spousal abuse in his first marriage was two-sided.

>> No.6984351

>>6984322
That sure is a piece of ham on top of a chicken breast on top of greens smothered in pesto.
Its like he tried to make a sandwich, forgot the bread, and put on WAY too much sauce

>> No.6984352

>>6982054
>>6982054
tastes... *chews*.... *nods*... O.. OK.

I know what would make it better though...

*camera zooms in on jar of sauce*

MY VERY OWN BBQ SUPREME SPECIAL SAUCE WHICH IS NOW BACK IN STOCK FOR UK CUSTOMERS

>> No.6984355

>>6983424
>>6983434
>>6983436
>>6983442
>>6983445
I can't post it here because it has sound, and I might get the cross-board link wrong but here >>>/wsg/793933

>> No.6984356

>>6984338
I feel the coward cu/ck/ king is only capable of raising his hand against small children, and not fellow adults.

>> No.6984364

>>6983436
Coat test at 4:47
>says its looking better
>literally no caramel on the apple after being dipped

>> No.6984367
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6984367

>>6983436
>what you think?
>..its good
>i'm guessing you're going to eat it all
>probably not
What an end

>> No.6984369

>>6982054
"it isnt raw and bloody. i don't like it"

>> No.6984381
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6984381

>>6984276
Good lord i wonder what he would say

>> No.6984386

>>6984381
DO IT

>> No.6984388

>>6984381
Only one way to find out, my man

>> No.6984395

>>6984386
>>6984388
The deed has been done, I await his response

>> No.6984397
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6984397

>>6984381
>>6984395
yes

>> No.6984405
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6984405

>>6984395
This is going to be good

>> No.6984436

>>6984395
I cant stop laughing at this, even if he doesnt respond I love the thought of him seeing that pic. if he does respond then I might die of laughter

>> No.6984438

>>6984395
"great meeting you at the mens retreat this year jack, here are some memories"

>> No.6984446

>>6984381
>>6983391
>>6983836
Can we do it? Can we cra/ck/ the Ja/ck/?

>> No.6984457

>>6984381
>blocked
thats all thats going to happen

>> No.6984458
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6984458

>>6984446
Would help if people retweeted and tagged him (pic related, its the account the post is on)

>> No.6984479

>>6983074
And you faggots call him the "king of /ck/".
Jesus when did this place become /pol/?
I miss Joey. Got high as balls and chowed down on fast food.
Not a clueless bigoted faggot who can't cook to save his life.

>> No.6984499

>>6984479
how exactly is one better than the other? do you think Joey enjoys 19th century russian realist novels?

>> No.6984516

>>6984479
I miss joey threads too, he was at least bro-tier

>> No.6984525

>>6984499
Joey may be a dumbass but at least like >>6984516 said he was bro tier and fun.
This jack douche is just a total piece of shit who doesn't need any more views or anyone supporting anything he is doing. You faggots making these threads are just giving him more views and more money.

>> No.6984533

>>6984479
No one ever claimed Jack was the king of /ck/. He's the king of something entirely different.

>> No.6984542
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6984542

>>6984525
Quality content

>> No.6984561
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6984561

>>6984525
>Jack is just a total piece of shit
Probably why most of /ck/ love him so much, they can relate to having the big an ego.
>>6984542
As quality as a guy who half cooks a chicken, then slather some tubbed salsa or bbq sauce on it just to advertise his "produce"

>> No.6984601

>>6984381

You should have tweeted about how you made some dish of his and how it turned out beautifully.

And then attached that picture.

>> No.6984656

>>6982262
>chicken thigh
>this chicken breast has a bone in it
>buying prime cuts

o i m laffin

>> No.6984703

>>6984245

>Those grill lines
>Middle chicken breast has a huge cut in it
>All three have visible raw parts

>> No.6984717
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6984717

>>6984703
I think you mean juicy parts anon

>> No.6984721

>>6984148
10/10
I'd replace the cock with a sausage so it can be posted here but i'm on my phone

>> No.6984738

>>6982544
>I don't use butter anymore since it's... it's not healthy
>I'm using four eggs
>all that cheese
>milk
>half a can of PAM
>guarantee he downed two bottles of Pepsi while eating it

Oh wow.

>> No.6984749

>>6984717
>cooked part covered in raw juices
>fork touching raw part
>still eats the chicken
>says "just pop it in the microwave for a minute"
this man is getting paid to do this

>> No.6984752

>>6984717
What in the hell

>> No.6984760

>>6984738
I didn't even finish the video because I didn't think it could get worse.

Then I saw his finishing touch. I wish I was dead.

>> No.6984761

>>6983818
Nah man Ja/ck/s actually right on this one. Bison should be eaten rare

>> No.6984794
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6984794

>>6984717
The mental image of even tasting under cooked "juicy chicken" makes me want to shit my pants.

>> No.6984804

>>6983436
>fuck up making CARAMEL FUCKING APPLES
>look guys, this is where I got the recipe!
>it looks too good, they clearly photoshopped it :D

>> No.6984814

>>6983312
stupid stoner

>> No.6984819

>>6984717
oh my god

>> No.6984879
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6984879

hey u fuckin assholes better stop making fun of my dad i see all the comments u make on his youtube videos leave our family a lone i swear to god i will fuck all of you up there is nothing wrong with rare burgers

>> No.6984898

>>6984879
isn't he a major stoner that has essentially been disowned by jack?

>> No.6984903

>>6984245
The chicken will be 90% salmonella

>> No.6984942

>>6984898
>Hey everybody
>So today I'd like to show you guys a technique for making the world's easiest impromptu bong out of a water bottle and a piece

He then proceeds to smoke from it without dipping the piece into the water, coughing and complaining about the poor quality of the materials.

>> No.6984960

>>6984942
fucking kek

>> No.6984961

>>6984276
but King Ja/ck/ is the only youtuber who responds to every email

>> No.6984969

>>6984898
Yeah I think jack talks about it in the video another anon posted. That was a long time ago, it appears jack found Jesus again though and is back on good terms with his son.

>> No.6984985
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6984985

>>6984717
What th

>> No.6984999
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6984999

>>6984969
is /ck/ a christian board now?

>> No.6985015
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6985015

>>6984999
Nice trips, anon

>> No.6985032

>>6984999
of course, why else would god bless you with those trips?

>> No.6985035
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6985035

Has Jack still been silent on the whole West Texas Investors Club shit show?

>> No.6985041

>>6983380
I work at EPCOT, and in the first part of his video, he visits one of my rides. On average we have a wait time of 1-1.5 hours.. King Cu/ck/ hated it. It didn't go fast enough and wasn't very thrilling in his opinion.
Stupid fucker.

>> No.6985087

>>6984330
Ever heard of salmonella or trichinosis?

>> No.6985158
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6985158

>>6984395
you actually did it and i cant stop laughing

>> No.6985164

>>6985158
needs
>>6984438

>> No.6985181

>>6985158
the absolute madman

>> No.6985195

>>6985164
I changed it before he could wake up and see

>> No.6985210
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6985210

>>6984721

>> No.6985220

>>6985158
It's really funny but delete this post. I don't want our thread deleted.

>> No.6985222

>>6985158
what a weak looking dick
but enjoy ur 3 day vacation

>> No.6985239
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>> No.6985261

>>6984322
Jesus Christ. I've never seen anything look less appetizing.

>> No.6985269

>>6984717
video link?

>> No.6985271

>>6985269
Actual part in the webm begins at around 4:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.6985282

>>6983074

Id fuck the wife on the far left real nice and have her make me buttermilk pastries in the morning as i arrange to sell cocaine to jack jr

>> No.6985288

>>6984322
>Cordon bleu
>ham isnt stuffed in the breast
Sage tbh

>> No.6985290

>>6985282
you dog

>> No.6985328

>>6985271
I may have gotten salmonella just from watching that.

>> No.6985341
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6985341

I don't understand Ja/ck/s facial bone structure. It's like his jawline is even with his bottom lip, but maybe that's just because of his underbite? Or does he just have cheek pouches like a hamster?

>> No.6985351

>>6985341
supreme italian genetics

>> No.6985353
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6985353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGlDg47How

>cream cheese and canned chilli (no beans)
>calls it bean dip
>cream cheese and marshmal spread
>calls it fruit dip

>> No.6985360 [DELETED] 

>>6983074

>52 minutes in

>About killing palestinians

Ok im a Christian and I honestly hope Jack's whole family gets blown up. He represents the lowest of the low of fucking American Cuckstianity. Yeah love Kikes as they fuck your government over you fat piece of fucking shit.


“Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.”
—Revelation 3:9

You stupid fucking fat idiot. Next time choke yourself to death. I really hope you get food poisoning from one of your abysmal recipies, or you stab yourself in the neck slipping on the drool leaking from your mealymouthed dunce face. Fucking shithead

>> No.6985372

>>6985353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNWspdQq4s

bonus content!

>> No.6985383

>>6982054
>how big is your dick? if its over 4 inches then please fuck my wife

>> No.6985387

>>6982689
>using the no bullying comic creator character for his logo
why

>> No.6985389

>>6982689
he sounds so nasally his breathing stands out so much goddamn

>> No.6985393

He's such a fucking chode.

>> No.6985784

>>6982689
Whoa, he really does edit a lot of his comments. A day old video and already all the negative comments have been removed.

>> No.6985809

Jack makes me want to stop eating period.

>> No.6985819

>>6982054
He would be high as fuck..
Just put the pot brownies in the oven.

>> No.6985823

>>6982054
a fat fuck like him must love eating that fried deer penis my Chinese cousin taught me how to make!

>> No.6985845

>>6984717
Needs some more napalm to be cooked properly, hopefully he's got some left after killing all the Palestinians

>> No.6985861
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6985861

>>6985819
Wow, I found a video of it

>> No.6985867

>>6985861
He doesn't blink once, guys. For 49 seconds.

>> No.6985869

>>6985867
the absolute madman

>> No.6985871

>>6985861
He doesn't even blink. Jack confirmed as Lizardman.

>> No.6985903

>>6984322
>cordon bleu
>grilled chicken with cheese and ham on it
jesus fucking christ

>> No.6985914

hahaha I knew people would hate on him. Only watch because of the shitty commercial cookery reviews

>> No.6985959
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6985959

Just turn off your volume amd watch any of his videos with the google subtitles on. It's surreal.

>> No.6985980

>>6982054
Get out of my kitchen?

>> No.6986018
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6986018

>>6985372
>boiling frozen spinach to "soften" it

>> No.6986032

honestly he'd probably love it. I like to keep things savoury and fatty, and I think I do a pretty good job keeping my proteins nice and juicy as he calls it without serving raw fucking chicken

I'd make him chicken fried steak just to be sure.

>> No.6986037
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6986037

>>6986032
I guarantee that he would ask where the chicken is.

By the way, I make webms and I'm bored. Link me a video and tell me a time and I'll webm it.

>> No.6986051

>>6986037
but cfs is southern comfort as fuck

And honestly, it wouldn't be chicken fried steak. Itd be jaegerschnitzel, I just wouldn't expect him to know what that is.

>> No.6986058

>>6986051
He's from California, and he's an idiot. I would not put it past him to think that chicken fried steak is chicken.

>> No.6986102

Anyone who maintains eye contact with the camera while eating deserves ridicule and a slow painful death

>> No.6986117
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6986117

>>6986102

>> No.6986166

>>6986117
this is the worst thing i've ever seen in my life

>> No.6986179

>>6985271

>Fucks up the title graphic
>too lazy to go back and fix it, slaps a Youtube textbox over the original graphic that you can still see

Fucking professional, this guy.

>> No.6986199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHJffM3G1c

>> No.6986208

>>6986199
I wish to be released

>> No.6986238

>>6984327
>no (visible) gays

Not for King Ja/ck/ who doesn't notice anything about the deeply closeted, self hating man interviewing him

t. gay man

>> No.6986242

>>6986117
Someone should take all these terrible clips of him eating stuff and reverse them so he's spitting out all his inedible food.

>> No.6986247

>>6986242
I would, but for reasons that i don't understand, my editing program can't reverse video anymore. I'm also too lazy to find a new one.

>> No.6986253

>>6986199
>seasoning is dry
>*shakes bottle*

I want off this ride

>> No.6986259

>>6986117
I was about to take a bite, but then I opened this video.

Jesus, I can't imagine how disturbing this is on full screen

>> No.6986260
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6986260

>>6986199
I can't remember if someone made a webm of this before, but I made on anyway.

>> No.6986267
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6986267

>>6986260
>moves his head towards his hand, not the other way around

TRIGGERED

>> No.6986280

>>6986260
maybe thats why tammy is always rused

the man can't eat pussy

>> No.6986301

>>6982689
>Cowshits fan
Explains alot tbh fam.

>> No.6986310

>>6982262
I can't

>> No.6986313
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6986313

>>6986260
mmmm jack cook good

>> No.6986337
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6986337

>>6986313
Mmm, delicious.

>> No.6986348

>>6986313
>>6986337

ha ha

>> No.6986359

>>6986337
god, you can just tell he thinks it's disgusting

>> No.6986371

>>6984999
Yes.
Bomb Palestine!
Convert the gays!
Strangle pot smokers!

>> No.6986395
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6986395

Could you imagine getting this on a bun?
Just globs of raw fat

>> No.6986420

>>6986313

There is absolutely no way anyone could argue that this is anywhere near done

>> No.6986434

>>6982054
very dry

Also I fucked your mother

>> No.6986459
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6986459

>>6984999
trips confirm

>> No.6986462

>>6986434
you let jack fuck your mom?

>> No.6986464

>>6986434
Jack fucked your mother?

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6986471

>>6986462
>>6986464
big dawg in tha house

>> No.6986472

>>6986395
but it's so moist and beautiful

>> No.6986484

>>6986117

how did his jaw make a V shaped bite

>> No.6986490
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6986490

Seriously guys i've been monitoring this thread and u need stop talking shit about my dad. Fucking liteweight cowards and its not funny to gang up on him. If i dog on him its totally different because we are FAMILY. Last week he ate an entire ghost pepper loaded griller which 9/10 of you pansys couldn't even dream of. Getting big and strong like my pops and if I see any of you on the street i wont hesitate to put your lights out.

>> No.6986508

>>6986490
lol'd

>> No.6986551

>>6984327
>>actually let women beat the shit out of him to begin with
Since you've clearly never been in a relationship with a female abuser let me break this shit down for you.
>girl you think you love hits you in the face
>if you hit her back you'll actually hurt her, she'll feel vidicated to keep hitting you, she'll feel justified to cheat or be a general cunt because wahhh he's abusive too
Alternatively you can just drop her ass without ever hitting her back resulting in her having to come to terms with the fact that she was in fact the horrible person that ruined the relationship at which point she'll spiral into depression and start fucking literally everything with legs (there was a dog involved iirc) and she'll show up at your door a year later looking rough as shit begging for a fuck. And you'll get as far as taking her shirt off, you'll snap a pic real quick and send it to her boyfriend, they'll break up, she'll try and egg your car but'll end up on the wrong side of your mossburg and your current gf will beat the fuck out of her until her face is red and swollen.

So to be honest the choice is obvious family.

>> No.6986565

>>6986490
I honestly expected more of Jack Jr. than to want to be some youth pastor, I thought he was too high test for that.

>> No.6986569

>>6986565
anyone who fucks tammy has to become a Christian

>> No.6986585

>>6986565
Thats probably just religious pressure
You have a fundie family like Jack's and you really limit the choices you can say.

>> No.6986593
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6986593

>>6986490
Thanks son

>> No.6986718

>>6983458
Perfect

>> No.6986761

>>6986313
holy shit, i cant believe this

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6986764

>>6984717
Holy fuck

>> No.6986792

>>6986313
>>6986337
It is only due to the excellent work of the FDA that this man has not yet poisoned his entire family.

>> No.6986812

>>6986792
Ja/ck/ Scalfatty, single handedly proving libertarians wrong since the year 2000.

>> No.6986840

>>6986199
Is this guy a fucking beaner?
Christ.

>> No.6986856

>>6986840
He's "Italian". Which is dubious even taking into account the bizarre way that Americans think nationality works.

>> No.6986876

>>6986856
As an American, this is probably the thing that pisses me off the most. Most people don't know the difference between "ethnicity" and "nationality".

>> No.6986884

Rare prime rib with a twice-baked potato, sautéed mushrooms, and roasted asparagus.

>The meat is overcooked and there's no "The Best Gourmet Seasoning You'll Ever Taste!™" on it!
>The potato is alright but this isn't shredded cheddar and you used yogurt instead of sour cream, yuk!
>I'm not going to try the mushrooms or asparagus because I'm on a new no-veggie diet that my friend used to lose tons of weight

>> No.6986894

>>6983074
God damn, that interview is horrible.. I mean it makes Ja/ck/ look like one of the worst human beings I've ever seen besides actual criminals. My only solace is that he'll be dead in less than 6 years from diabetes and heart disease.

>> No.6986899

>>6986894
Trichinosis if we're lucky.

>> No.6986904

>>6983074
>this is what Tennesseans actually believe

Southern churches are some of the best indoctrination centers in the world.

>> No.6986935

>>6983074
>likes a pastor for not being afraid who is judging him

God is going to judge the fuck out of him for advocating genocide.

>> No.6987023

I'm not too well versed in ja/ck/ lore, but can somebody please tell me why he has so many subscribers and views? His recipes are bad, his editing is bad, his whole shtick is bad.

>> No.6987034

>>6986199
>ja/ck/ will never be your husband

>> No.6987049

>>6983074
Over an hour long? is this actually worth watching?

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>>6987049
Just listen to it while you do something else, don't actually watch the video.

>> No.6987109

>>6987023

Would you subscribe to a channel that only shows poorly made videos of car accidents in slow motion?

>> No.6987128

>>6984118
You can be addicted to weed 100 % especially as an escape mechanism if you're living depressive life, which isn't that uncommon. There lonely stoner NEETs who don't do much more than smoke and sleep, and as a result become dependent on weed

>> No.6987139

>>6987023
>>6987109
Ja/ck/ has been on youtube since 2007 so a lot of his subs are from dead accounts. His view numbers do not reflect someone with 200k subs.

>>6987128
Behavioral addiction is not a drug addiction.

>> No.6987194 [DELETED] 

>>6987139
>Behavioral addiction is not a drug addiction.

Right exactly smoking a mind altering substance in order to find relief, escape, or enthusiasm is not an addiction. Addiction is only when the brain has been trained to biologically need the physical presence of substaces like alcohol or opiates. You are a genius, 4chan for life, epic, and weed is natural.

>> No.6987212

>>6987139
>Behavioral addiction is not a drug addiction.

Right exactly habitually smoking a mind altering substance in order to get relief or enjoyment is not being addicted to the effects of the drug. Being addicted to a drug is only when your body demands it. Not when your mind does. XxLegaLizeIt!! xX

>> No.6987272

>>6982054
mmmmmmmm

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>>6987023

I honestly think he bought some of those subs. I was watching an older video yesterday where he was celebrating 10k subs, and then a few videos later he said "wow, 100k subs..that really snuck up on me!"

>> No.6987314

>>6987212
Doesn't matter how salty you get, marijuana is not shown to exhibit neurological addiction in the same way as nicotine, heroin, or cocaine. Behavioral addiction is possible but is psychosomatic.

>> No.6987335

>>6987274
>buying subs
How does that work? Do people really do this?

>> No.6987339

>>6987314
Behavioural addiction is still addiction, anon...

>> No.6987348

>>6983391
He has a point. Most people won't do artichoke hearts that way if they're even bold enough to try artichokes. Nobody watching his shit channel would even try that. At least he knows his audience. That's a stupid thing to complain about to him when there's way better shit to give him.

>> No.6987377

>>6987339
Yes but absolutely any behavior can be addictive so it's not a meaningful criticism of marijuana use. To put it in perspective, sugar is more addictive than cocaine and by the definition of "drug" (yes, it is mind-altering) used by the FDA it should be considered a schedule 1 substance. Yet it is added to millions of processed food products in the US.

>> No.6987390

>>6982689
>habanyeero

>> No.6987391

>>6987335
yeah tons of people buy twitter followers

>> No.6987404

>>6987377
>Yes but absolutely any behavior can be addictive so it's not a meaningful criticism of marijuana use.

Right because the nuts addicted to combing their hair or washing their hands are the same as people who habitually radically alter their perception and emotions through the intoxicating effects of ingesting marijuana. You just don't get it. Being psychologically dependent on changing your perception and emotions through using a drug IS drug addiction. You know nothing about addiction and youve probably never even studied it you drooling hippie faggot.

>To put it in perspective, sugar is more addictive than cocaine and by the definition of "drug" (yes, it is mind-altering) used by the FDA it should be considered a schedule 1 substance. Yet it is added to millions of processed food products in the US.

We arent talking about sugar. We are talking about whether being psychologically dependent on altering ones perception and emotions by taking a drug constitutes as drug addiction. Try to focus, i know its hard.

>> No.6987406

>>6987377
Nobody is even criticising weed use. People are criticising you for being an idiot and incorrectly picking at technicalities.

Is sugar bad? No
Is being addicted to sugar bad? Yes

Is weed bad? No
Is being addicted to weed bad? Yes

The other anon was making fun of you for parroting a common annoying stoner talking point where it wasn't needed.

>> No.6987410

>>6982689
>HURR DURR JUST PUT A BUNCH OF SHIT ON A SKEWER

I hate when people do this. Half of that shit doesn't even go together.

>> No.6987418

>>6987377
Damn dude, you should start busting out your weed Facebook memes, that'll get to them squares.

>> No.6987433

>>6987391
Fucking why? Just to seem more important than they actually are? That's pretty pathetic.

>> No.6987438

>>6987433
yeah its probably how he was able to convince those people to let him on their investment show
>look at all these subs I have I'm amazing
they didnt even look at how low his views are compared to that. jack also always says the companies sent him shit for free to review and he's pretty clearly lying

he tried calling food network during a video one time to try to convince them to give him a show and they wouldnt take his call. he seriously thinks he's something special

>> No.6987439

>>6983436
I don't know a god damn thing about sweets but aren't you supposed to turn off the heat and not stir that shit?

>> No.6987452

>>6985861
look dry as shit tbh fam

>> No.6987461

>>6986260
This is seriously triggering me

>> No.6987496

>>6984479
"Oy vey its just like pol!"
Here, lets make it more pol.
Get in the oven.

>> No.6987503

>>6984355
top kek at people thinking it's genuine

>> No.6987554

>>6987404
Name a single substance that when eaten or imbibed absolutely does not alter your perception or emotions in anyway. Even water can do this.

Honestly it sounds like you've never studied addiction or psychiatry at all and just get butthurt at people on the internet. Try reading this study which is an overview of the relevant literature:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24234874

>>6987406
It's not an incorrect technicality. Weed addiction is not considered a drug addiction because physical addiction has not been established in the scientific literature. Dependence through increased tolerance is possible but it's not addiction.

I don't care what the talking points are, I'm not even referencing "stoner" sites.

>>6987418
Be quiet while the adults talk.

>> No.6987572

https://youtu.be/XAYfZj_NXOI?t=3m17s

Groyer cheese

>> No.6987594

>>6987554
>Even water can do this.

Bringing up how water changes mental states in a discussion about psychological dependence on marijuana now ive seen it all.

>not a drug addiction because physical addiction has not been established in the scientific literature.

Addiction is not just biological. If you are habitually dependent on changing your mental state by INGESTING A DRUG in order to attain relief, escape or enjoyment, you are addicted to the substance.

You do admit marijuana is a drug, right?

>> No.6987632

>>6987554
>>6987594
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS DERAILING THE THREAD?

I came here to laugh at an obese man who eats raw meat on YouTube. Go write your fucking essay somewhere else. No one gives a shit.

>> No.6987843

>>6985353
wow... just wow.

>> No.6987897

>>6985372
>>6985353
says butter is unhealthy
incapable of making a dip without 1/2 lb of cream cheese
"looks beautiful"
literally looks like vomit... everytime.

>> No.6988140

>>6987433
Congratulations. You figured Ja/ck/ out. Remember this is a person who's convince himself that he is a famous YouTube celebrity that the general public immediately recognizes and restaurant managers fear.

>> No.6988620

>>6986313
astounding

>> No.6988627

>>6986395
it falls right apart

>> No.6988781

>>6988627
So juicy

>> No.6988916

>>6987339
There is a HUGE difference between psychological addiction and physiological addiction. With physiological addiction (such as you find with alcohol, tobacco, or cocaine, but not with marijuana) your body NEEDS the drug, and if it doesn't get it you go through withdrawal: chills, shaking, vomiting, etc. I just saw my mom go through that after her knee surgery. She became physically addicted to the pain drugs (even though she was only on them a short while), and when she came off them she got physically ill. That's what happens with physiological addiction. Not so with psychological addiction. There aren't physical symptoms of that severity. The "addiction" is actually a very strong behavioral impulse, rather than a physical demand.

You have to see that becoming addicted to an action is different from being addicted to a chemical substance.

>> No.6988945

>>6983436
He's seriously sponsored by Audible?

>> No.6988954

>>6987404
>You know nothing about addiction and youve probably never even studied it

Oh, you've studied it, huh? Are you a doctor? Because almost every doctor I've known was completely ignorant when it comes to addiction. (My mother explains to them that she's a recovering drug addict, and they try to prescribe her Xanax.) You have no idea what you're talking about. Marijuana is not an addictive drug in the way that alcohol is: you cannot become chemically dependent on it. Drugs that cause chemical dependence alter your body so that you need the drug to function--hence withdrawal. Marijuana DOES NOT DO THAT. You cannot be physically addicted to marijuana, only psychologically so.

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