dipping

[Anonymous No.6980045]

dipfags get in here

what is the best biscuit for dipping and why is it choc-chip hob nobs?

[Anonymous No.6980052]

>>6980045
>chewy
>chips melts in your mouth
>crispy and crunchy to a soft and nice biscuit

[Anonymous No.6980054]

Is it halal?

[Anonymous No.6980055]

These

Coconut Cookiethins

[Anonymous No.6980057]

[Anonymous No.6980068]

You're doing yourself a disservice, fam.

[Anonymous No.6980071]

>>6980052
Those all contradict each other.

[Anonymous No.6980074]

Nutter butter in milk master race.

[Anonymous No.6980075]

>>6980045
Whole-wheat half cacao wheels.

[Anonymous No.6980102]

>>6980045
If you aren't dipping Cool Mint creme oreos in hot chocolate you are failing at the dip game.

[Anonymous No.6980109]

>>6980045

>implying lebkuchen isn't the best dipping biscuit ever invented.

[Anonymous No.6980111]

>>6980045
don't you get lots of crumbs in your brew?

[Anonymous No.6980115]

>>6980109
I'm glad it's nearly christmas now

[Anonymous No.6980131]

>>6980109
Those look like basically cake. You might as well be dunking a donut at that point. Also this is the time of year you get some apple cider for donut dunking.

[Anonymous No.6980138]

Master race checking in folks.

[Anonymous No.6980142]

>>6980131

>gingerbread is cake

Sometimes I guess. Apple cider isn't very popular in Germany...not where I live anyway.

>>6980115

Yes it's exciting :^)

[Anonymous No.6980146]

>>6980057
10/10 would butterkek again

[Anonymous No.6980157]

>>6980142
It looks nothing like the gingerbread we get here.

NY state is known for apples and in the fall is when the apple cider comes out. You can get apple juice all year around but apple cider is more of an autumn thing.

[Anonymous No.6980163]

>>6980157

I'm aware I lived in Rhinebeck for 5 years while going to the CIA in Hyde Park. Apples are a big thing there, lebkuchen is everywhere, especially at "bread alone" the owners of that bakery are Germans.

Now that I think about it, it's mostly Germans, Italians and Irish people living in that area.

I liked New York a lot

[Anonymous No.6980167]

STROOPWAFEL MASTERRACE. That warm caramel after the dip is top notch.

None of you realises your biscuit needs to be hard and retain it's crunch so it doesn't become a soggy mess of baby food.

Biscotti are also acceptable.

[Anonymous No.6980169]

>>6980109
If you count Kräuterprinten as Lebkuchen

[Anonymous No.6980171]

>>6980167
Pic related

[Anonymous No.6980185]

Get this, right
Alright listen up
You want a big cup of strong chai
And to dip,
You want a gingernut biscuit.

Try this even once and your mind will be blown. It's gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.6980186]

>>6980102

Spotted the lone Amerilard in a thread of roight timey ol' bongers.

[Anonymous No.6980189]

>>6980163
I'll have to look into that bread alone. I'm from Dutchess. The only German place I remember closed years ago. Became an Italian place then a Five guys with a bunch of other shops.

[Anonymous No.6980199]

>>6980189

You can also order lebkuchen through this german smokehaus, when ever I got homesick I went here.

https://karlehmer.com/

[Anonymous No.6980210]

>>6980167
fuck ya, my dad just got back from Sweden for business and brought me back a bunch of these

[Anonymous No.6980211]

>>6980138
my nigga

[Anonymous No.6980212]

>>6980045
If you have an ASDA nearby, try their oatie crumbles. They're sort of like HobNobs but better imo tbh. They also do chocolate coated ones.


Made some mince pies yesterday. Just tried dipping one in my tea. Not great - much better as is.

>tfw can't be bothered to take a picture of my mince pies - pic is an artist's impression.

[Anonymous No.6980215]

Rusks are the best for coffee. Buttermilk. Not the sliced kind.

They're not great for tea though.

[Anonymous No.6980247]

>>6980131
Who the fuck dunks doughnuts in cider? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.6980252]

>>6980163
>it's mostly Germans, Italians and Irish people living in that area.

No Americans?

[Anonymous No.6980257]

>>6980210
What does Sweden have to do with them?

[Anonymous No.6980261]

>>6980252

A lot of immigrants live in that part of NY because of the Culinary Institute. 50% of their student body is foreign.

[Anonymous No.6980266]

not really a dipfag because i get carried away easily but i really like sainsburys dark chocolate chip digestives

theyre not too sweet
i really used to like hob nobs but theyre way too sugary for me now, i prefer off-brand oaty biscuits with more salt

[Anonymous No.6980301]

>>6980266
>i prefer off-brand oaty biscuits with more salt

I totally agree with that m8.
>>6980212
is me. The chocolate oatie crumbles are, unsurprisingly, really sweet. I prefer the regular ones for dunking - only really got them because they were on offer.

[Anonymous No.6980338]

Chocolate caramel digestives. Strong sweet tea. Game-changing.

[Anonymous No.6980359]

This. It's cheap, it's simple, it's probably even pleb tier, but I fucking love to dip this fuckers in milk or chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.6980363]

>>6980045
>dipping
>not partially chewing the dry biscuit and then drinking a little milk and letting it meld into a paste in your mouth

[Anonymous No.6980377]

>>6980359
Also this that is exactly the same but with chocolate in-between. God tier.

[Anonymous No.6980384]

>>6980045
Can I just say, that is a teeny tiny chocolate biscuit.

[Anonymous No.6980447]

Morbidly Obese fatty here. Dipping is the main source of my obesity and I have some special recipes I like so I'll run down my 5 favourites

1. Teabag oreos. I take the teabag out of the tea, split an oreo in half, eat the filling and then put the teabag between the oreo cookies and eat it whole. gives the dipped flavour. great taste.
2. Digestive because of the tapeworm- Digestives, with a long gummy snake attached that I pretend is a tapeworm breaking down the biscuit in the stomahc. I usually dip the biscuit in using the snake as a rope then eat up until I finish the whole thing.
3. Mustard Cremes, pretty obvious, custard creams with a mustard coat
4. Yum Yum! Bourbon Freeze Delish. Bourbons that have been frozen after being coated in Nutella. Usually I get some thin toast slices (or soldiers as we call them in the UK) and dip them in with the biscuits
5. Party Ring Stings. Party Rings that I first rub with the corpse of a dead bee then coat in honey.

Fuck, these are so tasty

btw these are all tea dipped recipe. I sometimes put jam lipstick onto shortbread then dip it into alcohol which I call ''Escort Head Shortbread Get Her Drunk Delight' like I am getting an escort drunk before we fug

[Anonymous No.6980474]

>>6980447
wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.6980475]

>>6980447

[Anonymous No.6980486]

>>6980447
Well you cracked my rib. Thanks bub.

[Anonymous No.6980666]

Chocolate bourbon. The rest belong in the bin.

[Anonymous No.6980832]

>>6980447
HOW DID YOU GET A TAPEWORM?

[Anonymous No.6980840]

>biscuit
All I see are cookies.

[Anonymous No.6981150]

>Buy these fuckers
>put into the freezer for an hour.
>Pull them out and dip in tea or milk

fucking godtier

[Anonymous No.6981575]

dip in coffee when your on a Delta flight no better.

[Anonymous No.6981583]

>>6980447
Not the rambling guy but you'll do

[Anonymous No.6981690]

>>6980171
my man

[Anonymous No.6981725]

>>6981575
fuck those nasty ass cookies tho

[Anonymous No.6982557]

>>6980261
I know there are a lot of Hispanics and blacks in Poughkeepsie since it is a ghetto. It is just south of Hyde Park. There are quite a few Americans of Italian descent in Dutchess which is why we have way too many Italian places even before the Jew Orca incursion. Didn't know northern dutchess had so many European immigrants. Assumed it was mostly farmland and woods owned by multigenerational Americans not FOB's. Only time I stop in Rhinebeck is maybe for the county fair. Hyde Park has some historic sites, I guess you could include the CIA, and the only drive-in I know of but not much else. Back when I was a kid the only real stops there were the McD's and the BK. Kind of a one road town.

[Anonymous No.6982560]

>>6982557

The town of Poughkeepsie is extremely wealthy, the city of poughkeepsie is a shithole, true.

[Anonymous No.6982568]

>>6980247
You are British aren't you? Cider and donuts are a fall tradition where I come from. With donuts come dunking in milk, coffee, or apple cider. Tea drinking is what is really perverse.

[Anonymous No.6982586]

>>6982560
Any time anyone talks about how bad Poughkeepsie is someone has to pipe up about the the Town of P, basically a DMZ no man's land.

[Anonymous No.6982592]

>>6980840
Do Americans ever stop shitposting?

[Anonymous No.6982600]

>>6981150
And now I want pink wafers. I don't even understand how they are so good, they are just wafer and some sort of filling. They are the sort of thing the poor kid gets laughed at for having while everyone else is eating shortbread, yet they are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.6982604]

>>6981725
Did you misquote him? There are no cookies in his post.

[Anonymous No.6982609]

>>6982600

wafer cookies are something my grandparents would buy and did when I was young. It just sort of stuck. My regular grocer only sells chocolate. So I'm thinking about hitting up all the local stores next shopping trip to find the pink and vanilla ones.

[Anonymous No.6982610]

As an American I wouldn't even elevate tea biscuits to the lofty heights of a cookie which I surmise they aspire to be. They are more like one of those baby teething cracker cookie things. Best case they are the graham cracker, vanilla wafer, or ginger snap of the cookie world.

[Anonymous No.6982613]

>>6982568
Why the fuck would you dip a doughnut in cider? It's disgusting.

No doubt you are a clappyfat, with your scones covered in bechamel sauce. How repugnant.

[Anonymous No.6982616]

>>6982609
I thought they always came in variety packs but I'm in America.

[Anonymous No.6982617]

>>6982609
>cookies

[Anonymous No.6982621]

>>6982610
Can Americans ever go a day without shitposting?

[Anonymous No.6982622]

>>6982613
>Thinks Americans eat scones
bechamel....lolwat

[Anonymous No.6982647]

>>6982613
You dunk the donut in the liquid to soak up the drink. This is pretty simple stuff here.

[Anonymous No.6982649]

Shit's GOAT with tea.

[Anonymous No.6982654]

>>6982616

They usually are in Canada as well.My grocer is being cheap I think.

>>6982617

Not enough fat for your taste?

[Anonymous No.6982660]

>>6982647
But that's just vile. Why cider of all things? Coffee/tea/hot chocolate I could maybe see working, but cider? Good heavens.

[Anonymous No.6982665]

>>6982654
I guess Canada really is just a province of America.

[Anonymous No.6982686]

>>6982665

Is it really necessary to act like a shithead?

[Anonymous No.6982701]

>>6982686
No it isn't, so I don't see why you would come into a thread and start shitposting and being an all around cunt, yet you Americans do it in every thread.

[Anonymous No.6982707]

>>6982649
Fuck you, I want those so bad now

[Anonymous No.6982709]

>>6982586

It's where the white people live, that's the difference really.

[Anonymous No.6982711]

>>6982707
I bought two packs last time I had a layover at Schipol airport. :>

[Anonymous No.6982718]

>>6982701

What... what are you talking about? I was having a nice conversation about wafer based cookies and you come in and sprout a lot of bullshit.

I try to keep my /pol/ behavior out of /ck/ and in /pol/ where it belongs. You should try the same.

[Anonymous No.6982730]

>>6982718
Where the fuck did pol even come from? You are rambling like a mental patient. Now fuck off with your shitposting.

[Anonymous No.6982746]

>>6982730

I'm the shitposter? You're the one derailing a cookie thread with derisive language and insults. Your insecurity is showing, so please talk about cookies and kindly stop telling us you're actually 13 years old.

[Anonymous No.6982760]

>>6982746
Can you just cut out the shitposting for once in your pathetic life? Jesus Christ. Here we were having a nice thread about biscuits and, as usual, this attracts clappyfats like flies to shit and then you do your thing of ruining every thread you enter.

[Anonymous No.6982765]

>>6982760

6/10. You got me good.

[Anonymous No.6982770]

>>6982765
Right, more shitposting from the American, why am I not surprised?

I blame myself if I'm honest, I should have just ignored you and not given the (you) which means so much to you, so much so that you would shit up a thread just to get one.

You have a lot of growing up to do.

[Anonymous No.6982789]

both of you are retarded

[Anonymous No.6982795]

>>6982746
>cookie

Fuck off yank.

[Anonymous No.6982800]

>>6982701
Aren't you replying to a Canadian? Why are you referring to him as an American or are you really buying into >>6982665 ?

[Anonymous No.6982805]

I'm a sophisticated adult so I dunk a sophisticated biscuit into my tea.

[Anonymous No.6982808]

>>6982770

What did I say that offended you so terribly you had to fucking start shit with me? I'm guessing you're an attention starved Britbong like >>6982795 is, who needs to get shitty over simple words

[Anonymous No.6982814]

>>6980045
dippers represent. 705 here.

[Anonymous No.6982815]

>>6982805
>even more gingery!
Lost pretty hard at that

[Anonymous No.6982816]

>>6982665
America doesn't have provinces. We have states. Canada is the one with provinces. Either America is a province of Canada or Canada is a state in America.

[Anonymous No.6982817]

>>6982808
If words are so simple, why can a child speak better than you? Go and make your own shitposting thread and call them what ever stupid made up name you want to.

[Anonymous No.6982820]

>>6982815
>Not sticking deez ginger nuts in your gob

[Anonymous No.6982824]

>>6982709
Just stay out of Poughkeepsie, Newburgh, and Beacon and you'll likely be fine.

[Anonymous No.6982828]

>>6982808
Oh just fuck off, jesus christ. You have taken up too much of this thread already.

[Anonymous No.6982836]

>>6982789
This. Shut the fuck up or go suck each other's dicks and fuck off.

Post more cookies/biscuits/wheteverthefuck you wanna call them.

[Anonymous No.6982837]

>>6982828

What in the FUCK did I do? Did I say cookies and it triggered someone's autism?

I was minding my own goddamn business, talking wafers with a few drinks in me when a couple shits started acting like cunts. I tried to be polite and it got out of hand. Nothing would give me more pleasure then to end this confusing fucking baiting going on.

[Anonymous No.6982840]

>>6982660
People eat donuts with hot beverages. Cider use to be served hot. Maybe the pairing comes from that. Dunking donuts is just a common behavior anytime you are given a donut and a drink.

[Anonymous No.6982848]

>>6982840
I suppose people drink mulled cider at Christmas, but you wouldn't dip doughnuts in wine or beer, so why would you do it in cider?

[Anonymous No.6982849]

>>6982836
Animal crackers are a childhood favorite. Like a lot of kids I use to get the circus ones in the tiny red box with the string. Maybe they were called Barnum and Bailey.

[Anonymous No.6982851]

>>6982837
Good, fuck off then. Nobody wants your shitposting here.

[Anonymous No.6982859]

>>6982848
Cider here is usually not an alcoholic beverage. There is the angry orchard hard cider and I think another brand maybe French that have been pushing really hard in recent years.

[Anonymous No.6982863]

Simply Social

[Anonymous No.6982868]

>>6982859
>Cider here is usually not an alcoholic beverage.

Then it isn't cider.

[Anonymous No.6982872]

>>6982863
>Using the correct "biscuits" and the incorrect "cookies" to stop the yanks from stampeding

That's just cheating.

[Anonymous No.6982901]

>>6982868
>cider
>or (British) cyder
>[sahy-der]
>noun
>the juice pressed from apples (or formerly from some other fruit) used for drinking, either before fermentation (sweet cider) or after fermentation (hard cider) or for making applejack, vinegar, etc.

Before you pleb you need to know the difference between sweet and hard cider.

[Anonymous No.6982914]

>>6982901
Considering those aren't real words, go and swivel on it.

[Anonymous No.6982923]

>>6982901
1/10, you made me reply to you.

Cider (/ˈsaJdər/ SY-dər) is an alcoholic beverage made from the fermented juice of apples.[1]

[Anonymous No.6982956]

>>6982923
>cider
>noun ci·der \ˈsī-dər\
>: a drink made from apples

>Full Definition of CIDER
>1: fermented apple juice often made sparkling by carbonation or fermentation in a sealed container
>2: the expressed juice of fruit (as apples) used as a beverage or for making other products (as applejack)

So not necessarily fermented.

[Anonymous No.6982970]

>>6982956
Yes, it is. That has been the definition of the term for thousands of years before your shithole of a colony was ever discovered.

Go and shitpost somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.6982973]

Cant post a picture now, so maybe another German can post one for it: Eierplätzchen

[Anonymous No.6982998]

>>6982970
Words evolve.

>British Dictionary definitions for cider

>cider
>/ˈsaJdə/
>noun
>1. Also called (US) hard cider. an alcoholic drink made from the fermented juice of apples

>2. (US & Canadian) Also called sweet cider. an unfermented drink made from apple juice

>Word Origin
>C14: from Old French cisdre, via Medieval Latin, from Late Greek sikera strong drink, from Hebrew shēkhār

>Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 2012 Digital Edition
>© William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins
Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012

[Anonymous No.6983017]

>>6980068
>dipping chocolate bars

[Anonymous No.6983026]

>>6980666
My homie. God tier biscuits.

[Anonymous No.6983041]

>>6983017
That's not dipping ya dingus

[Anonymous No.6983111]

>>6983017
It's fine.

[Anonymous No.6983140]

>>6982998

>from the Hebrew word
>apples growing in Palestine 5000yrs ago

LOL NOPE.

[Anonymous No.6983148]

>>6983111

>may contain human flesh

Hmm...

[Anonymous No.6983153]

>>6983148
It's fine.

[Anonymous No.6983162]

>>6983153
Those look tasty. What are those? Just sugar and butter cookies? or is it some special kind of cookie?

[Anonymous No.6983176]

>>6983162
I don't think the eyes are chocolate chips, so certainly not cookies.

[Anonymous No.6983184]

>>6983162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbRM6LRLg30

[Anonymous No.6983197]

>>6983184
Ok thanks, so, as I said earlier, just sugar and butter cookies. They look nice anyway, thanks.

[Anonymous No.6983222]

>>6983197
No, not cookies. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6983240]

>>6983140
>Even giving him a (you)

[Anonymous No.6983244]

>>6983017
A Tim-tam is just a convict ripoff of a Penguin bar, which is biscuit with a filling coated in chocolate. It's perfectly acceptable to dip them,

[Anonymous No.6983261]

>>6983162
Can you clappyfats just fuck off with your shitposting?

[Anonymous No.6983270]

>>6980138

Yep, this right here.

[Anonymous No.6983281]

>>6983140
The hebrew word has nothing to do with apples specifically. You should have guessed that when sikera was translated as strong drink.
>Originally shēkhār seems to have been a general term for intoxicating drinks of all kinds, without reference to the material out of which they were made; and in that sense, it would include wine.

http://pedanticdan.com/support/isbe-drink-strong/

[Anonymous No.6983289]

>>6980045
Jesus christ you britbongs and your food names

>OI IT'S TOYM FOR TEA
>BUT IVE GOT NUFFIN TO DIP IN THE BLOODY TEA
>DONT WORRY MATE I BUGGERED OFF TO THE MART AND GOT SOME CHEEKY CHOC-CHIP HOB NOBS

[Anonymous No.6983293]

>>6983289
Their language does sound like it is completely composed of baby words.

[Anonymous No.6983294]

>>6980045
Hardees makes the best biscuits. And if you must dip them, then do it in sausage gravy.

[Anonymous No.6983310]

>>6983294
>The South....basically America's Britain

[Anonymous No.6983333]

>>6983294
m8 that's clearly a scone.

[Anonymous No.6983381]

>>6983333
But it's not halal, therefore it's a BISCUIT.

[Anonymous No.6983390]

>>6983294
And the yanks shitpost some more.

[Anonymous No.6983403]

>>6983293
That would be clappyfats.

>I'm gonna ride muh sgooder do da pardy n hav sum muh glass a wader

[Anonymous No.6983412]

>>6983390

Shouldn't you be preparing for prayer, Muhammad?

[Anonymous No.6983418]

>>6983381
All Christian and Kosher food is halal:
>In Surah 5:5 of the Qur'an, it is written: "The food of the People of the Book is lawful for you."

Your kosher scone is still a scone.

[Anonymous No.6983425]

>>6983412
Somehow I expected better, but you are still American, you can't help it.

[Anonymous No.6983428]

>>6983418
You do understand pork gravy is poured on that "scone"?

[Anonymous No.6983432]

>>6983418
>Actually giving him the (you)

[Anonymous No.6983437]

>>6983428
Why put scone in scare quotes?
It is clearly a scone.

[Anonymous No.6983446]

>>6980045
those lotus cinnamon spice whatever they are tbh

[Anonymous No.6983455]

>>6983446
>>6983446
You mean speculoos? Those are god-tier

[Anonymous No.6983460]

>>6983455
yeah thats what it is

[Anonymous No.6983471]

>>6983460
There's actually speculoos spread cream around. I want to buy it but in my country it's highly difficult to find even though I live in a "1st world" european country.

[Anonymous No.6983522]

I love stealing these from teething children, and then dunking these delicious Zwiebacks into my tea.

[Anonymous No.6983542]

>>6983522
Is that a rusk? What sort of an adult eats rusks?

[Anonymous No.6983547]

>>6983522

Edgy, the post

[Anonymous No.6983562]

>>6983542
It isn't a party without melba toast.

[Anonymous No.6983592]

>>6983542
It is indeed a rusk and they are dank as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6983598]

Stale bread because I'm poor.

[Anonymous No.6983636]

>>6983562
>>6983592
Lads, I'm worried about you both. Please just speak with a doctor.

[Anonymous No.6984257]

>>6983542
I thinking he is kidding around and used my previous post >>6982610 as inspiration.

[Anonymous No.6984281]

[Anonymous No.6984307]

>>6983471
If you can't get Speculoos or Biscof spread you're not a 1st world anything, scrub.

[Anonymous No.6984319]

With tetley orange pekoe oh baby