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I accidentally just ate an apple seed.

Am I going to die?

Should I induce vomiting??

how???

pls help

>> No.6972270

>>6972264
Oh no.. induce vomiting immediately. A tree is going to grow inside of you.

>> No.6972272

>>6972264
smoke some cigarettes

>> No.6972274

>>6972270
pls man this is my life you're playing with

>>6972272
I never smoked in my life

>> No.6972275

>>6972270
and the branches will grow out of his ears and nostrils

>> No.6972276

Dude throw up now or drink straight liqour. It's going to sprout and grow, plus they are naturally full of cyanide. No bullshit, Google it

>> No.6972279

>>6972276
wow
>full of cyanide
this is why, but I want to believe because 50% of your post is bullshit

>> No.6972280

>>6972274
it will kill the bacteria tho

>> No.6972284

I have no idea which thread you just bumped into oblivion, OP, but I honestly wish you just died instead of starting this thread.

>oh yeah, induce vomiting or you're going to die

>> No.6972286

>>6972264

i ate a lot of apple seeds and i am alive.

>> No.6972289

>>6972286
I only ate 4 and died

>> No.6972291

http://chemistry.about.com/od/healthsafety/f/Do-Apple-Seeds-Contain-Poison.htm

tl;dr you're going to die

>> No.6972294
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6972294

>>6972289
if u are dead then how are you posting? pls dont say you are a ghoste

>> No.6972302

Smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will push the toxins out of your system.

>> No.6972303
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6972303

>>6972294
I'm a skeleton, I would rather be ghost tbh

>> No.6972314
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6972314

>>6972303
>I'm a skeleton
this is the spookiest post i ever read on ck

>> No.6972321
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6972321

>>6972314
Yea, pic is me irl

>tfw no skeleton gf

>> No.6972335

>>6972264
Calm down, OP. It is true that appleseeds contain trace amounts of cyanide, but it is not enough to harm you. In fact, the more of them you eat, the less effect cyanide will have on you. Eat enough of them and you could snort cyanide like cocaine to impress all the girls!

>> No.6972342

>>6972335
this. I'm actually immune to cyanide now.

>> No.6972348

>>6972342
Himmler here, I agree.

>> No.6972629

>>6972289
thanks mr skeltal

>> No.6972868

>>6972289
Thanks mr skeltal