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6970544 No.6970544 [Reply] [Original]

Alright buddays we're gonna make some chili, first thing you gotta do is open it up thusly

>> No.6970553

ah, its fkn chili season, innit.
the shittiest worst titme to be on this board.
I always come here during the winter and its always the same shit (I always learn soemthign though)

>beans in chili is degenerate
>noodles in chili is degenerate
>runny chili is degenerate
>thick chili is degenerate
>corn in chili is degenerate
>toppings on chili is degenerate

honestly, I find chili on a hot dog to be fuckign disgusting. its gross. really vile

>> No.6970568
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6970568

Get that stuff in a bowl, and our first ingredient

>> No.6970571

Please... no more

>> No.6970572
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>>6970544
> get a load of this guy
> not wolf brand

>> No.6970580
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6970580

Nice huh? Time for ingredient number two as you can see

>> No.6970604
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6970604

Ooohwee, that's gonna spicy! But we're not done yet...

>> No.6970606
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6970606

Get some garlik powder in that bitch!

>> No.6970609

I've tried eating chili straight out of a can. It did not go well. It was astonishingly salty, and after a couple bites it reminded me of dog food.

I make my own now. Basically beans, tomato paste, water, and hot sauce.

>> No.6970612
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6970612

yer gonna need some liquid smoke in there too

>> No.6970615

>>6970568
>>6970580

Jesus Christ that chili is gonna pack a punch.

>> No.6970617

>>6970609
Do you often eat dog food? How would it remind you of dog food unless you've eaten it before?

>> No.6970620

this looks really good so far

>> No.6970621
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6970621

We're almost there!


>>6970606
I only have garlic salt and garlic pepper , will one of those work?

>> No.6970623

>>6970617
Better question, how do you know what WET dog food tastes like? Dry kibble is edible and I'm sure everyone has tried it or been curious at least once in their life, but wet food isn't even appetizing.

>> No.6970624

>>6970621
yeah use the garlic pepper, you don't want it too salty you can add salt l8r

>> No.6970636
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>>6970624
Peppered it up! Now....to clean up a bit and cook for say...a minute

>> No.6970638

if dubs add semen

>> No.6970641
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6970641

>>6970623
KIBBLES AND BITS
KIBBLES AND BITS
I GOTTA GET ME SOME
KIBBLES AND BITS

>> No.6970645

>>6970636
You might want to put a paper towel over that if going in the microwave in case any of the beans pop

>> No.6970658
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6970658

Melty huh? Time to stir it up and cook for another two minutes.

>>6970645
Noted!!

>> No.6970661

You're going to want to add a bit of acidity to cut through the murky processed meat gruel and additional liquid since you've added spices.
Squeeze in a tablespoons of yellow mustard, if you have no spoon just squeeze moderately while counting four Mississipis.

>> No.6970666

>>6970661
bottled hot sauce is 90% vinegar

>> No.6970669

>>6970658
Looks OK, I'd eat that

>> No.6970673

>>6970623
>>6970617
I've never tasted wet dog food, but I know what it smells like. Make your own bean chili, do not eat it out of a can. It's so easy. Supermarkets usually sell big 40oz cans of kidney beans for less than 2 dollars, and a 12oz can of tomato paste can be had for less than a buck.

>> No.6970675

>>6970658
I like that melty goodness

>> No.6970684
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>>6970673
What about my dinki-di?

>> No.6970694
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6970694

Gonna let this cool...

>> No.6970697
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In the meantime....grab a bun and a dog , gottta cook for maybe....twenty four seconds

>> No.6970710
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6970710

Wa la!

>> No.6970718

>>6970710
Batchelor dog!

>> No.6970721

>>6970697
>twenty four seconds
>not microwaving it for forty seconds so it's exploding with caramelized flavor

>> No.6970729
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6970729

Why not share a meal with a friend?

>> No.6970733

>>6970553
Almost 90F outside
Chili season

Try inna month mate

>> No.6970740
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6970740

snek liek hot doge

>> No.6970741
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>>6970697
>bun
>it's a slice of bread

>> No.6970746

>>6970733
>tfw it's below 50 here
I fucking love it. Sweater weather is best.

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6970748

Looks like someone is a vegetarian

>> No.6970751
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>>6970572

Is that a real brand? Or like Wolf Cola from Its always Sunny?

OP:

Adding a few shitgredients to canned chilli, kill yourself.

>> No.6970754

>>6970746
girls with big tits look great during this time of the year but the spring is even better since the sweaters come off and skirts get shorter

>> No.6970757

>>6970754
Thank god I love cock and am impervious to that stuff.

>> No.6970761

>>6970748
Leeeeel

>> No.6970762
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>>6970751
Sure that one's real, NE USA, I dunno if it's a national brand. Here's a pic of the no beans version.

>> No.6970763

>>6970751
It's pretty much just regular canned chili with a shot of crystal hot sauce.

>> No.6970766

>>6970757
Moar titties for meh!

>> No.6970770

>>6970766
True that, brother.

>> No.6970793

>>6970740
silly snek

>> No.6970830

>>6970572
>>6970762

You know I've had this and Hormel...and I honestly can't tell the difference taste wise.

>> No.6972551

>>6970748
make my day

>> No.6972644

>>6972551
What ingredients does it take to make it?