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Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:43:16 2015 No.6969569 [Reply] [Original]

What food do girls like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:44:45 2015 No.6969573 >>6969569 the same foods that other humans like from their specific culture

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:47:22 2015 No.6969579 >>6969569 Nothing. Maybe yogurt and berries, but even that's hard to tell. Girls only pretend to like foods that men like to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:52:00 2015 No.6969587 >>6969569 Girls don't eat, genius. If they ate then they'd have to poop, and we all know girls don't poop.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:54:54 2015 No.6969593

>>6969569

My wife had a baby then transformed into a slovenly neckbeard. Her diet consists of microwave edibles and 2 2L bottles of soda per day. 115lbs later she's easily the most disgusting person I've ever met in my entire life.

It was tolerable while dating, because I didn't have to live with her. Now that we're married she simply stopped giving a fuck and consumes 3,500 calories a day while doing absolutely nothing to work any of that off.

>I'm so fat and ugly
Yup.
>I wish I had time to work out
Baby is in daycare from 7am to 5pm, 5 days a week.

Moral of the story: convince your woman she's fat so she's paranoid and nearly starves herself to death to maintain a relationship with you.. also...never have kids or get married

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:57:03 2015 No.6969600

>>6969593
She's setting a terrible example for the kid, I really think it would be better for both of you, and certainly for the kid, if you got a divorce. I know people think staying together at all costs is supposed to be good for babies or something, but there are plenty of cases where that's simply not true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:58:41 2015 No.6969603 >>6969600 She doesn't enjoy motherhood, I've taken him on 2 week vacations back home to ireland without a single phone call from her. Very off topic but yea I could just walk away from my marriage without any resistance from her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:59:05 2015 No.6969605 >>6969593 >never have kids or get married everyone knows that, it's one of the classic blunders

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:01:13 2015 No.6969609 >>6969593 I'm 28 and never had kids or got married. My parents think I'm gay but I'm not. I just won't put up with hormonal woman bullshit. I can barely tolerate fucking them, marriage and kids are out of the question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:01:51 2015 No.6969612 >>6969605 >classic blunders Did you see Princess Bride for the first time last night?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:02:54 2015 No.6969614 >>6969609 >my parents think I'm gay That's a pretty firm assumption, why would they think that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:05:34 2015 No.6969618 why do girls pretend to eat? if they ate they'd poop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:06:09 2015 No.6969619 >>6969612 na, I've seen that film a dozen times over the years

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:06:39 2015 No.6969621 >>6969609 >I'm 28 and never had kids or got married. >I'm 28 >never had >28 >had So, your life's already over?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:06:45 2015 No.6969622 >>6969609 35 here, I saw this happen to my older brother at an early age >>6969593 and was traumatized. I'm never marrying or having kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:08:18 2015 No.6969624 >>6969614 They probably really don't, its just that I'm never 'going steady' and don't bring up my sex life or introduce them to girls. Girls are disposable cum napkins that I choose not to bring to family affairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:10:28 2015 No.6969626 >>6969603 She sounds like a shitty person tbh m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:11:06 2015 No.6969628 >>6969624 Why would you talk about your sex life with your parents? That's a conversation for siblings and cousins...maybe grandpa when he slips into senility.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:13:01 2015 No.6969631

>>6969626

She is. Doesn't matter much. She's too much of a weedhead to ever get custody. I didn't even know she was smoking during her pregnancy until he tested positive for marijuana at 1 day old. The only reason he was allowed to come home was because I tested negative. Wouldn't be hard to take a baby from someone the CPS already considers a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:14:38 2015 No.6969633 Salmon and grapefruit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:19:10 2015 No.6969642 >>6969631 So WTeverlovingF are you doing still living with this woman???

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:20:38 2015 No.6969643 >>6969628 I don't know, why would you? I just got done saying that I didn't. What I'm getting at is that I always show up alone to family gatherings and whatnot, I never bring girls around and don't talk about my fuck muppets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:25:30 2015 No.6969649 >>6969569 tubesteak /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:28:36 2015 No.6969653 >>6969642 Accessible vagina that I don't have to put effort into obtaining.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:34:17 2015 No.6969657

>>6969643
Also if a girl asks me to go to some family event with her I straight up refuse and probably quit talking to her. I will not be a boyfriend. If I like you then you can stay over and we can do stuff together. If you want to meet my family or introduce me to yours, bye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:34:19 2015 No.6969658 File: 53 KB, 500x375, Phoebe_Cates-Proper_use_of_Carrot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Carrots

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:35:32 2015 No.6969660 >>6969653 Pathetic. You deserve each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:36:11 2015 No.6969663 File: 103 KB, 900x500, rainbow_farting_unicorn_by_ahiruluver602-d4rdxgx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969587 We all know that girls fart rainbows and unicorn dust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:40:38 2015 No.6969671 File: 79 KB, 211x220, 652446543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gallons of other men's semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:47:33 2015 No.6969681 I just realized somehow I've always assumed that there were a lot more women on this board. Is it true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:53:20 2015 No.6969686 File: 69 KB, 453x604, Wapanesemandy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969681 A lot for 4chan. Probably 30% women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:54:20 2015 No.6969688 >>6969686 source: anon's anus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:58:45 2015 No.6969698 >>6969593 >Never get a white wife and produce offspring goyim, your life will be ruined! >Here, have some anime and pony cartoons instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:59:37 2015 No.6969701 >>6969698 Go back to your containment board

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:58:00 2015 No.6969787 >>6969698 Most whites don't get married and reproduce white child sadly

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 10:04:05 2015 No.6969800 >>6969569 Why do girls pretend to like food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:30:13 2015 No.6969928 Turkey burgers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:40:44 2015 No.6969957 File: 703 KB, 372x210, burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] burritos or burrito bowls if they are fatties

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:42:49 2015 No.6969964 >>6969593 its true when I was 10 I was like 5'10 and done guy said I was too big to go on the playground with my friends 6 years later I was 6'3 150 pounds and otter mode as fuck and popular

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:44:03 2015 No.6969967 File: 1.31 MB, 366x274, burrito bitch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969681 this is the e-kitchen, and filthy neets dont cook for themselves much >>6969957 example 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:45:05 2015 No.6969971 >>6969967 looks like the latest and greatest food network sensation

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:45:26 2015 No.6969973 File: 2.38 MB, 720x405, gb2pol.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969698 >>6969787 tbh I know loads a white girls on birth control shots who treat fucking dogs like kids and cart them around everywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:46:25 2015 No.6969974 File: 14 KB, 320x320, 52299412738a669f0e03c0b1_5408b03c0ec1e11151536f89_320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969681 I'm a grill pic related, it's me

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:50:12 2015 No.6969980 File: 187 KB, 1100x729, 30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969569

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:51:14 2015 No.6969983 File: 219 KB, 1920x1280, sweer_potato.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:54:21 2015 No.6969986

>>6969973
I think that started in hollywood with guilty feeling types adopting niggers and other shitskins from foreign countries to make a politicial statement, then the little doggie in the handbag came next like what Paris Hilton was doing.

Toy children and toy poodles, some chicks have that mother thing going on and the fact is that not everyone is cut out to be a parent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:54:39 2015 No.6969987 File: 121 KB, 1024x682, 1443571815553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:56:14 2015 No.6969990 >>6969986 ... even worse angelina jolie, that's a pretty pathetic excuse for a human

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:58:18 2015 No.6969992 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, 1444694279309.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:33:12 2015 No.6971444 >>6969980 the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:40:16 2015 No.6971462 >>6969987 lol. Story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:41:41 2015 No.6971465 >>6971462 Do you really need a story? Obviously some /b/tard rushed up to her and said "herr princess chloe i fap to you all the tiem lemme get a picture witchu" something along those lines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:42:09 2015 No.6971466 >>6969653 >115 lbs overweight It can't be that accessible m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:44:04 2015 No.6971470 >>6969983 >scotch egg >sweet potato fries >nice small salad dam that looks good

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:49:25 2015 No.6971491 >>6971465 not that, you KNOW what I'm talking about

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:52:14 2015 No.6971500 >>6971491 that's just the "i recognize that blowjob"-blowjob

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:54:06 2015 No.6971503 >>6969569 DEEZ NUTS!!! Got 'eem

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:01:38 2015 No.6971519 >>6971465 That doesn't explain the guys sucking each other off in the background.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:12:42 2015 No.6971552 >>6969974 fucking saved

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:14:03 2015 No.6971561 >>6969992 Hey does anyone know where the ad for some kind of chocolate drink with the same style as this video has?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:09:37 2015 No.6971857

"Health" shit. Women are obsessed with disease and health. Vegetables and fruits and anything the latest study claims is good for this or that.

If you are a man feeding a woman, feed her meat as the main thing. Men trading meat for sexual access is literally a million year old tradition for our species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:13:05 2015 No.6971867 >>6969957 who is this cummy mummy

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