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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:23:17 2015 No.6968744 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Things that retards do when cooking that pisses you off

>fully cooking the steak till it's brown throughout

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:24:30 2015 No.6968752 NOT cooking steak till it's brown throughout

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:26:57 2015 No.6968761 >eating bloody red meat. Kill yourself if the meat won't faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:27:32 2015 No.6968766 >>6968744 >>fully cooking the steak till it's brown throughout Does this really need to be stated here? Of course you think this, so does almost everyone else under the age of 60

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:28:38 2015 No.6968768 I can't stand a watery pasta sauce. Unforgivable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:29:01 2015 No.6968771 I'm just going to hijack this thread to ask: Can rare meat be refrigerated and eaten later cold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:29:58 2015 No.6968774 >>6968768 >implying stock is disgusting wow, you're a fucking faggot huh... No Ramen or Udon for you nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:30:51 2015 No.6968779 >>6968771 i dont really know

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:31:13 2015 No.6968780 File: 2.21 MB, 2448x3264, Lettuce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968771 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:31:16 2015 No.6968781 >>6968761 That's not blood ya dingus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:31:50 2015 No.6968786 File: 36 KB, 500x332, pittsburgh-style-steak_1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968752 >>6968761 >>6968766 >"MOMMMYYYYYYY I DONT WIKE DAT RED STUFF IN MY STAYKK!! MOMMYY MAKE THE BLOOD GO AWAY!!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:32:59 2015 No.6968789 >>6968780 what the fuck is that tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:34:04 2015 No.6968792 >>6968789 You have problems reading filenames? Without looking, just guess what it is. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:34:30 2015 No.6968794 >>6968771 You're gonna have to reheat it in the oven. Rare steak was meant to be eaten straight outta the kitcken, not hours after it's gone cold and bacteria have accumulated within the reds of the meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:34:54 2015 No.6968797 >>6968780 is that a garbage bag full of semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:35:25 2015 No.6968801 >>6968792 It's cum in a garbage bag. No /ck/ related at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:36:01 2015 No.6968804 >>6968801 >implying people don't eat cum your woman must be a thrill

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:36:15 2015 No.6968806 >>6968792 yeah thats not a lettuce though m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:38:44 2015 No.6968814 >>6968797 maybe... could be stunt cum and i might be a caterer on sets of adult film... who knows...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:41:12 2015 No.6968820 How about you just realize that a fully cooked steak is just a choice like any other. Get your Fucking elitism out of here and let people enjoy their food on their own terms

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:45:30 2015 No.6968827 File: 26 KB, 288x288, 1420512181314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968752 >>6968761 >>6968766 >>6968820 who let reddit in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:46:35 2015 No.6968830 >>6968827 You've clearly never seen a steak thread on reddit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:51:53 2015 No.6968839 >improperly pouring sauce over cooked pasta and serving as is instead of incorporating it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:53:50 2015 No.6968846 >>6968830 >You've clearly never been to reddit Yep. Now fuck off back there, champ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:23:59 2015 No.6969138 >>6968744 Dumb frogposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:50:26 2015 No.6969486 >>6968744 Nothing. I'm not autistic. Why would I get mad at people cooking food that isn't for me? Get a grip and go outside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:51:47 2015 No.6969489 >not cleaning as you go

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:54:01 2015 No.6969491 What an original thread Lurk more instead of just making stupid posts trying to fit in, not doing what you do on /tv/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:55:31 2015 No.6969494 Is this really how lazy 'straya kids have become?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:58:09 2015 No.6969498 >>6968827 Fuck off back to /tv/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:10:05 2015 No.6969516 >>6968804 you watch WAY too much porn lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:19:57 2015 No.6969528 >>6969516 Tits or gtfo fat cumdumpster

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:20:02 2015 No.6969530

>Washing salad leafs
>not draining it
>dripping with water
>putting any on plate makes a puddle of water and everything soggy

The fuck nigger I have never found soil on my lettuce before so why the fuck you insist so much on cleaning that shit, even if it did have soil you clean it to fast i doubt all of it would go.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:17:01 2015 No.6969639 >>6968820 lurk moar people who eat their steak bien cuit should be shot in the kneecap tbh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:24:42 2015 No.6969647 File: 780 KB, 325x203, 1399036792047.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968744 >being an autistic sperglord

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:38:59 2015 No.6969667
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>>6968744

Oh boy. I got a whole list accumulated watching my younger brother cook.

>Cooks precooked salmon until it's fucking charred, stinking up the house
>Cooks fries in the microwave
>Every piece of meat he cooks is doused in olive oil, he coats the whole iron skillet with a quarter centimeter thick of olive oil
>Cooks at a high heat and always burns it.
>Leaves his food unattended
>Slathers all the meat in a brutally disgusting combination of Montreal Chicken spices, A1 BBQ sauce, Steak spices and leaves that on to burn as well
>When he needs to use large knives he fucking fists them instead of using the proper technique
>Leaves his cooking unattended
>Doesn't clean up after himself, or makes a token effort (leaves a little water in the skillet, soaks the pots he cooks vegetables but never fucking washes it out completely)

I went to school and learned how to cook and bake. I have time and time again offered to train him free of fucking charge. He gets pissed and holier-than-thou that someone wants to help him eat better food. He loses his temper and fucking screams or back talks at me like he's an aspie. Then he goads me into a fight, saying he's not afraid of me. That's he's bigger (taller) I always brush it off, but honestly the urge to knock his ass to the ground is becoming a realistic prospect. Fucking Lanket.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprise when he gets a cancer scare from all that carcinogens he voluntarily consumes. Jesus fuck, some people shouldn't cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 08:56:56 2015 No.6969694 >>6969530 Most lettuce isnt even grown in soil these days. Fully hydroponic, they float on little foam discs with their roots in nutrient water. Theres no need to rinse

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:31:26 2015 No.6969733 >>6968839 Nothing more pleb than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:37:25 2015 No.6969746 >>6969667 >>I went to school and learned how to cook and bake. >doesnt teach his brother the errors in his ways with the knowledge he learned in school youre a fucking shit brother, hes not just a fuckin roomate you sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:37:28 2015 No.6969748 >>6968774 Thats a soup base you fucking retard

>>	cyd125 from Hardware.fr Tue Oct 13 09:38:37 2015 No.6969751 >>6968744 ENJOY YOUR TAPEWORM LITERALLY ASS FUCKING YOU FROM THE INSIDES

>>	cyd125 from Hardware.fr Tue Oct 13 09:41:03 2015 No.6969754 >>6969746 THIS

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:49:24 2015 No.6969771

>>6969746

Fuck you, asshole. I have time and time again offered, lectured and told him and even shown him. I would teach him without a moments hesitation. But time and time again he turns into a prideful retard about his shit tier cooking. He has made it abundantly clear that the 5 or so grand I spent on Cook training means jack shit to him. Years I have tried to get basic culinary school concepts into his thick fucking skull to no avail.

So fuck it.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:19:01 2015 No.6970025
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>not using any spice to cook meats

Mother in law literally doesn't even use salt and pepper to cook with. She also uses a corn-meal type product (supposed to be for frying fish) and puts it on pork-chops/chicken in the oven and bakes it. It's like eating gravel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:29:40 2015 No.6971301 >>6968774 >ramen soup >pasta sauce >same thing does it hurt to be this stupid?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:09:18 2015 No.6971701

>>6969746
>I have time and time again offered to train him free of fucking charge. He gets pissed and holier-than-thou that someone wants to help him eat better food. He loses his temper...

You probably should learn to read before using the internet, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:14:52 2015 No.6973442 >>6969746 do you even read?

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:27 2015 No.6973497
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>tfw I used to be the retard who burnt meat until it was brown throughout
>it was my family (my father in particular) who taught me how to cook a steak properly
>tfw he now suffers from severe bodily injuries and can't even stand for more than a few minutes

I'll cook steak for the glorious bastard until the day either of us dies. I owe him that much at least.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:40:10 2015 No.6973518

>roommate throws away ramen packet because it's shit brah gotta use real seasonings brah
>proceeds to dump a shitload of pepper, oregano, chili powder, montreal steak seasoning into the pan with the bare noodles
>pan is crusted with the remains of all those spices
>kitchen smells like you just did a line of pepper

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