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This guy has to be a serial rapper or murder... two videos as my evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFd6hbedEas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_phMlVuZA

>> No.6965712

>>6965680
>serial rapper
yeah he definitely seems p gangsta
i bet he's got a thug life tattoo somewhere

>> No.6965725

he doesn't drive. his mom took him through that drive-thru.

>> No.6965758

>>6965680
He seems like the last person who would be a rapper...

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>>6965725
no; he has his license you dumb fuck

>> No.6965766

>>6965680
I bet he could lay down some sick beats, he's got to be better than that guy that's the new meme Slim Jesus.

>> No.6965784

Review rapper

Reviewin your food and takin over your hood.

>> No.6965838

is he self aware?

>> No.6965857

>>6965838
He's known what he's doing the whole damn time, which is why all of these threads are so damn funny.

1. Construct a persona.
2. Live it.
3. Advertise it.
4. Attract haters.
5. Reap the attention.

He's probably a sociopath but one of the functional ones that just lends itself to narcissistic tendencies. It's fun to watch his vids though so it's whatever.

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>>6965680
>serial rapper
He raps so hard at the rap battles that he sends everyone home with aching orifices

>> No.6966555

>>6965680
>serial rapper or murder.
same thing

>> No.6966581

>>6965680
Don't talk shit about reviewbrah

>> No.6966908

>>6965857
kinda like daxflame back in the day

>> No.6966911

He's a child who lives with his parents and makes some spending money from ads on his YouTube channel.

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>>6965680

>> No.6966971

>>6965838
I imagine scientists in some underground facility asking the same question

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>> No.6967956

He needs to expand on his life outside the channel. I want to know his employment or education status. Meet his parents and any possible siblings. Perhaps a friend of his can make an appearance?

Inquiring minds need to know

>> No.6968132

>people don't realize the irony of a dapper guy in a suit eating junk food is intentional

The autism is thick in this thread.

>> No.6968227

>>6968132
I think most people recognize the irony in that, but he just seems too invested in his "persona" for it not to be genuine.. he's been doing it for like 5 years, you would think if it was just for a joke he would have been over it a long time ago

>> No.6968530

>>6968132
He dresses like this at all times, though.

>> No.6968533

>>6965680
>serial rapper

yes

>> No.6968692

How old is this guy? Does anyone know?

>> No.6968700

>>6965680
He's just a regular autismal faggots. You guys can stop spamming this sad obsession at any point....

>> No.6968732

This kid is my favorite
I hope he runs for president

>> No.6968822

>>6968692
20

>> No.6968826

>>6965680

That kid is so fucking lonely. It's /b/, incarnate.

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>>6968826
He just wants friends.

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>serial rapper

>> No.6969362

>>6968132
He's not "dapper;" he's a dweeby kid in all-fitting suit.

>> No.6970274

>>6969362
whoa dude chill out there

>> No.6970452

>based reviewbrah

Does what he wants, wears what he wants, doesnt afraid of anything.

I only listen to his VORW show now. Not really interested in the fast food or energy review shows. His voice soothes me to a comfortable sleep.

>> No.6971153

CHRISTMAS BLOWOUT

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>>6965680
>be me
>living in white neighbourhood with my wife and kids
>going for a walk because kids wanna some icecream
>sadenly weird boy in a suit appears from nowhere
>he starts rapping about hard but cool life of pizza reviewer
>I try to close ears of kids, but it`s too late
>kids are going to dropped out from school to become professional pizza reviewers
>as I scream in horror, this maniac finds another family to rap for
>mfw I was a victim of serial rapper