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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one snack with you.

Choose wisely /ck/.

>> No.6956378
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>>6956375
pork crackle

>> No.6956383

>>6956375
dude they would never randomly choose those people. fuck you non of us would ever make it.

>> No.6956384

>>6956375
takis, duh.

>> No.6956391
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6956391

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

every time

>> No.6956398
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6956398

You're a huge faggot and can suck only one dick for the rest of your life. Which dick do you choose?

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>>6956375
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
what is this geocentric bullshit? The 16th century was a long time ago.

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6956405

I think if the sun chose to crash into and engulf the earth it wouldn't take a fifty-year bandaid to fix everything.

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>>6956375
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
I know this is bait but it still gets me every time

>> No.6956441

I love how retards believe the water supposedly on mars is even remotely drinkable.

>> No.6956445

>>6956422
Holy shit dankest dungeon memes I like it

>> No.6956557

>>6956375
>Claiming to speak for God, as exemplified by the reference to the Sun orbiting the Earth, whilst at the same time posting a photo of the homosexual male handbag-wearing demon teletubbies' lair

Not even once.

>> No.6956579

>>6956375
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>and is going to crash into the Earth.

>> No.6956585

>>6956579
>Humanity has randomly chosen
>people to enter an underground nuclear shelter

>> No.6956586

>>6956585
>U r
>a fgt.

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6956594

>The sun is gonna crash into us
>quick everyone into the shelter! In 50 years it'll all be ok,

>> No.6956601

Pink custard, obviously.

>> No.6956610

Snyder's honey mustard and onion pretzels.

>> No.6956613

But where have the Teletubbies gone?

>> No.6956659

>>6956441
Who the hell believes that? It would be incredibly saline. It's only impressive because it wasn't believed to exist in the liquid phase on Mars.

>> No.6956661

>>6956405
lol we are a lot farther away from the sun than that. Like tens times at farther least

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>>6956375

>sun going to crash into Earth
>a star
>colliding with a planet
>implying the star wouldn't simply engulf the planet
>mfw people actually responding seriously

>> No.6957250

>>6956441
Just distill it.

>> No.6957253
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6957253

Why is /ck/ so bad at simple scenarios?

>> No.6957257

>>6956375
Isn't that where the teletubbies live?

>> No.6957258

If the sun fell out of it's orbit we would still be orbit around it

>> No.6957261

>>6956661
>ten times farther at least

lol ty for the chuckle

>> No.6957276

>>6957253
Because kids are dumb.

>> No.6957350

I can't even satisfactorily explain what the sun is nor why it should choose to crash into Earth in particular.

>> No.6957929

>>6957253
op is seriously fucking stupid in that thread though, you can't cook anything but vienna sausages in that scenario. I could piss in a bowl and put the sausage in it and call it soup but come on. Why doesn't he just make a thread about how to cook vienna sausages instead of being a massive faggot.

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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

Are you serious.

>> No.6957965

>>6957952
>the sun doesn't follow an orbit
public skool, ladies and germs

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6958049

>mfw everyone always falls for sun bait

>> No.6958142

If I have to live at the Teletubbie HQ I'd rather die.

>> No.6958151

>>6956391
>>6956401
>>6957965
It actually does, the sun and therefore our solar system as a whole orbits the Milky Way's galactic center though as another anon pointed out, even if the sun fell out of that orbit, the orbits of the planets around the sun wouldn't likely be effected.

>> No.6958381

pizza

>> No.6958386

>>6958049
you better be about to post porn you faggot

also i'd take dark chocolate because that's something i'd really miss if i didn't have

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>>6956398
the dick of someone I love, of course

>> No.6958412

>>6958403
Do you love me, anon?

>> No.6958413

me? id take crab legs

>> No.6958420

>>6958381
Anyone who doesn't take pizza is going to regret it in less than a year

>> No.6958429

taco bell tbqh (to be quiet honest)

>> No.6959626

Everyone would be dead before the sun got anywhere near earth. All of the surface and eventually the entire planet would just turn to a molten mess.

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Tubby-toast, or is that supplied?