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Rate my dinner /ck/. Kobe beef with swiss cheese, caramelized onions, and thyme.

>> No.6955963
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>>6955956
> Kobe beef

>> No.6955968

It's not centred on the plate. Throw it in the trash and start again.

>> No.6955972

Looks like a really bad hotdog

>> No.6955983

>>6955968

Who cares if it's not centered on the plate if the god damn plate is colored or contains graphics of any kind?

OP, before trying again you might as well throw out your mom's dinnerware.

>> No.6955998
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>no slaw
>no fries
>no sauce

0/10 would not eat.

>> No.6956001

>>6955963
>>6955968
>>6955972
>>6955983

What's bad about it? I'm trying to learn to cook.

>> No.6956034

>>6956001
it is most assuredly not Kobe beef

i can feel the dried thyme stabbing my mouth

cheese is not melted, nor does it cover the bun

it may taste good but it's photographed poorly and thus looks unappealing

>> No.6956045

>>6956034
It is Kobe beef.
I didn't feel any stabbings.
The cheese I'd fucked up, but I was too hungry to do it right.

It tasted pretty good, but I should have used red onions.

>> No.6956048

>>6955956
Also you didn't cook shit, you put a fucking slice of cheese and a hot dog on a bun and added some onion.

>> No.6956051

>>6956045
really, kobe beef?
where did you acquire it?
post a pick of the package perhaps?

>> No.6956058

>>6956051
I bought it from the organic butcher.
>>6956048
I cooked the dog and the onions you shit stinking faggot

>> No.6956059

>>6956045
Yeah, OP, post a pic of the package, you savage.

>> No.6956063

>>6956059
I already threw it away

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>>6955956
> caramelized onions

>> No.6956070
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6956070

a hotdog
>b-b-b-but it's a kobe beef hotdog I swear

I know it's most likely b8 but sheeeiit.

>> No.6956074

>>6956058
>I bought it from the organic butcher.
This post and thread are satire, right?

>> No.6956075

>>6956001
Onions look burnt and dry, thyme looks like its like eating dry sawdust, bad photography. It probably tasted better than it looks

>> No.6956077

>>6956069
You are one dumb motherfucker. Hotdogs are fucking amazing for a quick meal. Normally I just get the Hebrew national kind, but I was picking up some lamb chops so I thought why not.

>> No.6956090

>>6956063
Lmao dig it out of the garbage you savage

>> No.6956095
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>>6956063
I don't believe you FAGGOT

>> No.6956096

>>6956077
What does that have to do with your utter failure to caramelize onions?

>> No.6956099

>>6956063
and i bet you took the trash out and the garbage truck has came and gone.

>> No.6956104

>>6956090
I'm not used to going through the trash, because unlike you, that's not how I get my food.
>>6956095
Suck my dick nigger

>> No.6956124

>>6955956
>those onions
>caramelized
Get the fuck out of here, it looks like you put some onion directly on the burner for about 4 seconds and took it off

>> No.6956135

>>6956104
You're right, it's obvious you buy your shitty ValuTime hot dogs at the local gas station

>> No.6956156

gobe beev :DDD

>> No.6956159

>>6956135
You wouldn't know the difference, would you?

>> No.6956162

>kobe beef
>hot dog in picture
go fuck yourself

>> No.6956168

Its probably 10% kobe trimming and 90% other stuff

>> No.6956170

>>6955956
i rate your dinner 1/10
i rate this thread 10/10

>> No.6956171

>>6956159
Neither would you considering you paid premium for a Kobe Beef Flavored gas station hot dog

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>>6955956
>caramelized onions,

>> No.6956191

I know this is b8 but why didnt you chop up your onions man

>> No.6956219

did you deglaze those onions? they look kinda toasty.

>> No.6956274

>fuckhuge "kobe beef" hotdog
>unmelted cheese
>burnt, crispy onions
>dry thyme sprinked on top

everything is wrong

>> No.6957211

>>6955963
I'd like to see these two bang each other out, got some sauce for that?

>> No.6957213

it's not kobe beef. no one in this thread has even seen kobe beef let alone eaten a fucking hot dog made of it.

>> No.6957242

daily reminder OP is a faggot

>> No.6957256

>meme beef

>> No.6957532

>>6955956
Op while i appreciate that you are trying to learn, getting ass blasted at people for rightfully telling you thats not actually kobe beef or anything worth money, is not helping. no one in a million years would grind up actual a5 wagyu. it would litterally be like shredding money.

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I don't even know where to fucking start....

>> No.6957604

>>6955956
those onions look straight burnt lol. How can you fuck up caramelized onions that bad?

>> No.6957624

>>6956045
>I didn't feel any stabbings.

u wot?

>> No.6957629

Mate the idea of those kinds of cows is their muscle has a lot of fat (intramuscular fat) making for a soft cut with more gentle, less beefy flavour. When you grind meat you can add or remove as much fat as you wish. Wagyu burgers and sausages are a complete sham.

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>>6955956
>kobe beef

>> No.6957640

>>6955956
Hilarious OP 8/8

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>>6957629
>Waygu

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>>6955956
>>6956001
>>6956045
>>6956058
>>6956063
>>6956077
>>6956104
>>6956159

>> No.6958209

>>6958194
I've never seen someone get so defensive about hot dogs, holy shit.

OP your onions are stringy and charred and your butcher lied

>> No.6958257

>>6958209
>stringy
Looks like he used the outer papery skin

>> No.6958265

>>6957213
This this this

>> No.6958339

>>6958194
>>6958209
>>6958257

Holy fuck you are a bunch of shit-stinking faggots, you masturbate all day to fucking gordon ramsay but you can't even afford ramen top kek. I will find each and every one of you and break into your house and turn on all the faucets and lights, and shit in your toilet. You will come home from your dead-end shitty job and be scared as fuck. You will get a heart attack from fear and then I will put you in a burlap sack and drop you off at a hospital. You will wake up horrified, wondering what I did to you, and as you walk out of the hospital thousands of dollars in debt, I will hit you with my benz and roll the fuck out.

Get fucking rekt kiddos.

>> No.6958343

>>6958339
epic

>> No.6958344

>>6958343
fuck off

>> No.6958351

>>6958339
Not nearly good enough to be pasta. Nice try, though

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>>6958339

>> No.6958359

>>6958339
oh god my sides im crying

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>>6958339