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>hungry
>craving Chinese food
>too tired to get dressed and go pick up anything
>no Chinese delivery in my area

>> No.6948416

>>6948414
>craving Chinese food

just catch a dog from the street and fry it

>> No.6948418

>>6948416
don't forget to fry it in gutter oil

>> No.6948420

>>6948414
>craving Chinese food

Just kill a couple rodents chop up some veggies and stir fry

>> No.6948422 [DELETED] 
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6948422

>>6948416
And kill it properly

>> No.6948430

>>6948414
I was expecting everyone to give you shit for being lazy, but it looks like they took the equally lazy racism route.

Also, if you want to spew banal garbage into the ether, just start a blog.

>> No.6948438

>>6948414
fry up a dirty diaper in gutter oil then shit it into a dogs mouth then feed the dog rice then cut the dogs stomach open and eat

>> No.6948454

>>6948422
That seems incredibly inefficient

>> No.6948638

>>6948414
>the botnet wants me to starve

>> No.6948673

>>6948422
I hope your whole family dies in a fire you filthy degenerate nigger.

>> No.6948678

well this was fucking predictable

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6948683

>no Chinese delivery in my area

>> No.6948719

>>6948683
This, what flyover fuckfest do you live in

>> No.6948725

>>6948683
I don't even have chink food in my area because live inna woods
feelsgood

>> No.6948759

>>6948414
What shit hole do you live in where they don't have Chinese delivery?

>> No.6950877

>>6948414
man, you just reminded me that the ONLY Pizza Hut around here doesn't deliver.

Pizza Hut is also the only pizza joint around here, shit sucks.

>> No.6950888

>>6948759
Not op but I live in NYC and there's no chinese delivery in my neighborhood. If I want chinese I need to get on the subway and go to one of various neighborhoods that has it. For me the closest would be manhattan chinatown.

I mean sure there's "chinese" delivery but it's not good so why should I order it? That kind of place doesn't count, you know the kind I mean.

I assume op is in the same boat, considering no one actually lives in flyover land (pretty sure that place is just a fantasy nightmare universe invented to scare children, you can't even see people from up there so I refuse to believe there are any down there)

>> No.6950901

>>6950888
I live in Indiana and like, there are definitely "flyover" parts. But if you live in the top ten population centers they have replicated a fairly urban environment for the hipsters who are stuck here.

>> No.6950914

>>6948759
I live in Portland and there's no Chinese delivery near me, but shit loads of Thai delivery. Also there's like 100 restaurants within walking distance anyway

>> No.6950918

>>6950888
>>6950901
Why do people even live between the midwest and the east coast? Everything between Fargo and Chicago is way better than living in the neverending farm fields on the plains that starts south of Minnesota.

>> No.6950933

>>6950918

Would you kindly fuck off? You're constant 'flyover' shit posting is starting to piss me off. And I'm not even American..

>> No.6950939

>>6950933
>You're
:^)