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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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6945767 No.6945767 [Reply] [Original]

can someone come to my house and make dinner for me?
I can't be bothered to cook

>> No.6945773

Hire a hooker.

>> No.6945774

Where do you live?

>> No.6945780
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6945780

>Sure big boy, Jack Scalfani here

>> No.6945782

Depends, can we hold hands?

>> No.6945825

If you have beer/weed and live in DC

>> No.6945835

>>6945767
if you live near by and have groceries, cause I'll cook for you but I ain" shopping for you

>> No.6945847

>>6945767
Where do you live? Can I drink your beer?

>> No.6945866

>>6945780
>tfw you die of uncooked food

>> No.6945873

yeah ill make food for you. it won't be any good though. and I'm gonna need some beer.

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6945968

>>6945866
>implying he isn't increasing your power level

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6945979

>>6945773

I wonder what happens if you do this

>hire an "I'll do anything for the right price" hooker
>insist she wears a French maid outfit
>set her to cleaning up your house, doing your laundry, and then cooking dinner
>no sex is mentioned or involved
>politely thank her for her services, pay her, and show her the door

>> No.6945984

>>6945979
when i was apartment hunting on craigslist not too long ago there were lots of 'houseboy' ads tbh

its a horrible idea but what a story you would have

>> No.6945990

>>6945984

>houseboy

I guess as long as he has a feminine dick, it isn't gay

>> No.6946678

>>6945825
>>6945847
>>6945873
/ck/ - Alcoholics

>> No.6946729

>>6945979
all that would happen is you would get a less qualified maid for triple the price

>> No.6946740

>>6945767
R U A GRIL???

be my gf pls

Pls respond