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I avoid cucumbers. They taste great, but -- other than tzitziki, iIm not a fan. Maybe it's the texture. Maybe that's an Aspy thing, idk.

... but ...

a coworker brought me some from her garden.

Want to share so that other people eat them instead of me.

Got any ideas?

>> No.6944034

pickles

>> No.6944035

Wash them off before and after. Don't use condoms with spermicide because no matter how much you wash, the taste will still be there.

>> No.6944042

Hollow them out
Heat in microwave for 10-15 seconds
Insert penis
Save one for butthole

>> No.6944047

>>6944029
cucumbers are really good

>> No.6944839
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6944839

Mexicans like seasoning raw fruits with a combination of salt, lemon and chile powder. Cucumbers are commonly prepared this way.

Pretty good! I enjoy cucumbers this way fairly often. Make sure to slurp the juice at the bottom of the bowl when you're done.

>> No.6944842

>>6944029
Slice them up with some tomato and onion, add some chopped fresh herbs and toss with a vinaigrette.

>> No.6944878

Get a large container of water, like one of those five gallon ones with a spigot.
Slice up the cucumber and toss it in. Maybe slice up some strawberries or some other fruit and chuck it in there.
Fill up the jug and put it in the communal fridge at work. All the ladies there will drink it up and maybe throw some pussy at your aspie ass.

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6944886

>>6944029
don't talk shit about nature's dilsos

>> No.6944899

>>6944878
>>6944839
I do both of these things.

p good tbh

>> No.6944935

>>6944029
Cucumber salad the idiotproof recipe edition.
What you'll need :Cucumbers,1/2 or less cup sugar,1-2 cup vinegar, 1/2 gallon water,a big bowl.
How to prepare
Get bowl fill with vinegar and sugar and water mix vigorously so sugar is dissolved.
Peel cucumbers & cut thinly and put in bowl with mixture.
Cover bowl and put in fridge.
let soak as long as desired but minimum
Of 2 hours.
Serve either drained of mixture or with a slotted spoon.

>> No.6944942

>>6944935
Isn't that basically a refrigerator pickle?

>> No.6944964

>>6944878
This is a good idea.
Badass anon