Healthy halloween candy?

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Healthy halloween candy? Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:39:02 2015 No.6943224 [Reply] [Original]

I would like 2 give kids something healthy can anybody suggest anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:40:23 2015 No.6943229 >>6943224 Calories consumned in a halloween costume doesn't count. FACT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:41:59 2015 No.6943231 File: 1.55 MB, 400x293, tumblr_nfad7aa8UK1rkmx9ro1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on man carrots u think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:59:29 2015 No.6943273 >>6943224 I suggest you think about why you are a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:03:22 2015 No.6943287 File: 54 KB, 500x500, tumblr_nqib5llkeh1r3k9gto1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dude I'm not what your deal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:22:12 2015 No.6943348 >>6943224 healthy baked goods that you've made is the only thing i can think of

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:23:33 2015 No.6943353 >HURR DURR CALORIES ARE BAD BECAUSE NATURALBODYNEWS TOLD ME SO There should really be a nutritional aptitude test before people are allowed to post on here

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:23:50 2015 No.6943354 File: 203 KB, 485x485, bringing-treats-for-you-happy-halloween-glitter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like cookies

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:23:59 2015 No.6943355 >>6943348 Yeah except that's never going to fly. Only the most negligent of parents would let their kid accept/keep anything from a stranger that wasn't factory sealed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:24:50 2015 No.6943357 File: 87 KB, 537x519, 1443133224374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943353

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:25:48 2015 No.6943361 >>6943224 >i would like 2 give kids I thought at first that you were buying candy for 2 kids. Why can't you just write like an adult?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:25:51 2015 No.6943362 >>6943355 Damm that's true

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:26:23 2015 No.6943365 >>6943224 Your house gonna get egged OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:27:06 2015 No.6943367 >>6943353 tell us about nutrition

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:28:12 2015 No.6943371 File: 7 KB, 236x236, 2d34522598d640e90eb3f256c391356f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943361

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:29:15 2015 No.6943377 >>6943365 I know it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:29:32 2015 No.6943379 Quarters, fifty cents apiece. Also they'll hate you for it and it'll cost far more than candy does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:29:38 2015 No.6943380 >>6943355 i'm thinking that for some reason individually wrapped cookies would be most likely to be acceptable

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:30:27 2015 No.6943382 Eggs, so they can throw them at your house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:30:51 2015 No.6943384 File: 592 KB, 430x570, H7N3EoK.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943379 Yea everybody likes $

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:31:52 2015 No.6943387 File: 57 KB, 500x331, anigif_enhanced-21666-1411757795-15.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943382 Dude no

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:32:04 2015 No.6943388 File: 101 KB, 450x576, Hormel-Halloween-Pepperoni-for-Trick-or-Treat[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >apples >juice boxes >granola bars >oatmeal packets >pepperoni packets >chex mix/muddy buddies >single-serve popcorn bags

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:33:41 2015 No.6943392 >>6943388 Wow thanks I don't k,ow about Apple's they might throw them at my car and juice but rest is great

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:35:43 2015 No.6943399 File: 44 KB, 625x626, baitidc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943224 Yeah i suggest you not be that guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:37:06 2015 No.6943405 >>6943388 >muddy buddies Shit sandwiches in england speak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:42:32 2015 No.6943433 >>6943405 Muddy Buddies are Chex brand puppy chow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:43:00 2015 No.6943436 File: 434 KB, 498x481, Muddybuddies[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943405 Muddy buddies are an American tradition you terrorist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:48:58 2015 No.6943458 >>6943436 i'm american and i don't know what that is

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:49:46 2015 No.6943463 >>6943436 >>6943458 people from America's Heartland, the true patriots, call that puppy chow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:53:44 2015 No.6943481 >>6943388 muddy buddies are fantastic you crazy lunatic

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:54:54 2015 No.6943484 File: 943 KB, 305x202, original_35475924.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP BACK I GOT IT!fruit rollups I will give the little basterds fruit roll ups

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:56:59 2015 No.6943490 >>6943458 It's Chex cereal coated in peanut butter, chocolate, and powdered sugar.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:59:01 2015 No.6943505

see this is stupid obviously. but this is also whats pointing out whats fucked up with a lot of western culture.

candy is inherently unhealthy but people make candy that claims to be healthy and people fucking buy it. it's like a level of pretentiousness that i can't even make fun of because it's so ridiculous. jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:59:29 2015 No.6943510 >>6943463 this is true i only knew it as puppy chow until i was like 28

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:01:07 2015 No.6943516 >>6943505 >healthy candy >not healthy >not candy kill me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:04:02 2015 No.6943527 why don't you cut up the hamplanet and give that out/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:04:21 2015 No.6943529 >>6943505 What candy is claiming to be healthy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:06:24 2015 No.6943539 >>6943224 >I would like to give 2 kids >2 kids Spell out the word "to" you dingus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:10:19 2015 No.6943560 Don't. It's Halloween, stop being a faggot

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:14:28 2015 No.6943582
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>>6943224
>Being that house

I still resent old neighbors for pulling fruit and shit, I remember how one year their oranges ended up decomposing at the bottom of the bag and I had to toss the year's takings because they were coated in grey sludge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:18:58 2015 No.6943602 File: 13 KB, 236x157, 8215fb4e2c167ccaa56aa67e15e00716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943539

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:23:08 2015 No.6943614 >>6943602 >thumbnail of a cap of a misappropriated maymay boy you sure showed him

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:34:59 2015 No.6943644 >>6943582 Either they gave you already rotten oranges, or you didn't pour your haul out and inspect/trade/count it when you got home. Your childhood must have been sad, either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:56:33 2015 No.6943747 File: 37 KB, 640x372, No Candy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You sure you're not on a sex offender registry, Gaybert? You're not allowed to give out candy.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:10:51 2015 No.6944006

>>6943505
The only candy I find crazy is the sugar-free kind for diabetics that has massive amounts of fat in it. It's like if you're not killing them one way they found another alternative.

I also die internally whenever I see overweight diabetics buying candy bars and boxes of chocolate.

>>6943582
>not trading your candy with your siblings or friends after a night of trick-or-treating

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:16:18 2015 No.6944018 File: 34 KB, 649x437, peanuts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] unsalted peanuts in the shell are a great snack. sweet and creamy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:18:02 2015 No.6944025 Dum dum lollipops - 20 calories, 0 grams of fat and 4 grams of sugar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:18:12 2015 No.6944027 >>6943458 You're a fucking terrorist, is what you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 05:51:28 2015 No.6945087 File: 38 KB, 400x419, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943388 >halloween fun-size pepperoni packets

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 05:58:21 2015 No.6945094 >>6943224 >110 calories! >that's like... 5 percent of your daily intake! wow. it's fucking nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 06:06:53 2015 No.6945098 File: 155 KB, 890x280, Halloween-booze_n_smokes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943224 Give them some sampler packs of booze and smokes and be the most popular cat lady on the block.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 06:19:17 2015 No.6945107 >>6943505 >western culture is falling apart because of candy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 06:31:57 2015 No.6945123 File: 11 KB, 218x138, cotton_candy-feature-tonight's_the_night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945107 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:41:17 2015 No.6945185 File: 78 KB, 292x183, Candy-Corn.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6944018 There ok but not sweet and creamy. WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:43:06 2015 No.6945193 File: 135 KB, 483x513, 1442152392113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6944025 What are they used 4

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:44:11 2015 No.6945196 File: 16 KB, 250x250, 1443065552579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945098 Hmmmm intresting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:46:27 2015 No.6945200 File: 32 KB, 480x237, chocolate_liquor_bottles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945196 Chocolate liquor bottles are nice too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:51:18 2015 No.6945207 File: 388 KB, 1500x535, BBQ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You still at 4800 Hogue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:53:28 2015 No.6945216 File: 24 KB, 512x512, lets_dip_cartoon_potato_tortilla_chip_ipad_mini_case-rafcf0167039b4f069af96f6b24a01755_w9wmy_8byvr_512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945200 But why do u want them drunk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 08:00:08 2015 No.6945230 File: 69 KB, 613x460, spooky_oreo_spider_friends.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945216 What better state for my spooky spider friends to take over their bodies, minds, and souls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 08:08:18 2015 No.6945239 File: 2.70 MB, 500x365, scared_girl_stone_manip_1_by_stonelad-d41gijp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945230

BAR B Q KING Mon Oct 5 08:18:23 2015 No.6945255 [DELETED]

I GIVE TAQUILA 2 LIL BOYZ DAT CUM 2 MY HOUSE. THAN I BUT F*CK THEM. THEY 2 DRUNK 2 REPORT ME. IM GONNA TAKE FRUIT ROLED UP AND WRAP ADROUND MY DICK SO THEY CAN SUCK ON IT. LIKE MY PE COACH DEAD 2 ME. I HADE AT FRIST BUT THAN I LUV IT. I CANT LIVE WIDTH OUT THE DICK NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 08:24:38 2015 No.6945268 File: 39 KB, 532x492, monster-kid-cartoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:16:00 2015 No.6945358 File: 322 KB, 900x1200, BXP0cGQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Licorice, it's halloweeny but most kids hate it. That means that most kids won't eat it resulting in null calories for all but a few.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:17:06 2015 No.6945360 >>6945185 chew the peanuts in your mouth and they become sweet and creamy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:21:21 2015 No.6945363 File: 2.56 MB, 244x250, PUKE-1397169285815.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945358

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:21:42 2015 No.6945365 >>6945358 Then you're just wasting money, so why bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:22:28 2015 No.6945368 File: 229 KB, 1600x1040, Labyrinth-david-bowie-31564817-1600-1040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945239

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:23:52 2015 No.6945370 >>6945360 it him How do they become sweet by chewing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:25:12 2015 No.6945373 >>6945370 I think it's a chemical reaction from enzymes released during the chewing process.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:27:12 2015 No.6945377 Why does OP write like a middle aged mother who heard about 4chan on the news, went to it, saw the food and cooking board, and decided it was one of her hobbyist bullshit pin boards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:27:15 2015 No.6945378 >>6945373 Aaaa so we have a sientist on the chan? You must b very smart tell me more

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:27:52 2015 No.6945380 protein bars

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:29:00 2015 No.6945381 >>6945377 Aaaa refering 2 the OP as her, copying the op,s tactics your a fast learner aren't u

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:30:04 2015 No.6945383 Popcorn is healthy. It has tons of anti oxidants. And it's cheap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:30:10 2015 No.6945384 >>6945380 Good choice thank u sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:31:10 2015 No.6945386 >>6945383 Popcorn balls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:33:06 2015 No.6945387 >>6945383 >Popcorn is healthy. It has tons of anti oxidants. And it's cheap. Just make sure to make it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:35:30 2015 No.6945391 File: 134 KB, 635x489, 1443967147991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this whole fucking thread Jesus H Jones what the fuck is going on in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:39:14 2015 No.6945398 My sugar addiction is real

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:42:20 2015 No.6945404 >>6943224 What a fucking idiot. It's halloween. Let the kids be kids, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:51:14 2015 No.6945416 >>6945391 Don't like it why u here? >criticizes things then does them

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:52:14 2015 No.6945418 >>6945404 Maybe I care about there health

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:53:33 2015 No.6945420 >>6945416 >>6945418 Global rule 3, fuckface. Type like an adult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 09:53:51 2015 No.6945421 File: 19 KB, 175x234, circus-peanuts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943224 nothing more healthy than these

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:00:49 2015 No.6945434 >>6945418 Again. It's fucking Halloween. They're kids. Let them fucking enjoy that special occasion, retard. And besides, their health it's not your concern but their parent's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:16:18 2015 No.6945466 >>6945392 Apples. It will scare the parents into not letting kids come over again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:37:57 2015 No.6945500 >>6943224 If you absolutely want to be That Faggot, give them some fruit or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:38:57 2015 No.6945502 >>6945384 no problem. get those kids JACKED and not fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:47:26 2015 No.6945516 File: 27 KB, 310x310, 2f54a64466d4a136ac60b736d6f6b46de63d977f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945420

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:49:13 2015 No.6945519 >>6945421 But I don't want them 2 hate me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:50:33 2015 No.6945522 >>6945434 Sorry but I'm not ok with that try grow up

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:51:34 2015 No.6945525 File: 117 KB, 1024x682, the-addams-family-felix-silla-cousin-itt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945500 No fruit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:52:18 2015 No.6945527 When i was a kid we would sometimes get those chocolate granola snack bars from houses. To be completely honest, whatever you do doesn't matter, seeing as we would eat like 8 of them at once along with all the other candy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:54:57 2015 No.6945532 >>6943224 granny smith apples or toothpaste! Be the change you want to see in this world

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:55:07 2015 No.6945534 >>6945519 >>6945522 Can you type like you actually have more than three brain cells?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:56:00 2015 No.6945537 >>6945527 U must been a fat little kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:56:56 2015 No.6945538 >>6945534 no thank u

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:57:00 2015 No.6945539 >>6945532 Toothpaste hmmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:58:01 2015 No.6945542 File: 390 KB, 300x169, When+i+m+holding+my+rifle+there+s+no+difference+between+minorities+_45c3549a642cc0a0567ae0f729535ed3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6945534

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 11:01:46 2015 No.6945548

Toothbrushes and brochures on sugar consumption.

An adult male is meant to have <25g of sugar a day yet canned sodas are 40g or more.

Include info of how much better life is when you are healthy and reject negative impulses/addictions. Kids don't have any forward thinking or planning of course but at least you can warn them about how bad they're fucking up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 11:14:40 2015 No.6945560 Apples and grapes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 12:15:28 2015 No.6945613 File: 27 KB, 309x400, 286960-addamsfamily.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grapes dude I serious they will smash in bag ,apples they will throw

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:22:49 2015 No.6945754 >>6943436 That's puppy chow you cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:41:41 2015 No.6945794 So, beer has less calories than an entire pack of Reese's peanut butter cups?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:26:55 2015 No.6945878 Raisins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:30:06 2015 No.6945891 >>6945794 It depends on quantity, muppet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:38:10 2015 No.6945909 >>6945878 >Raisins. bad for teeth. peanuts are best snack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:44:06 2015 No.6945923 >>6945909 Unsalted peanuts suck. Cashews are the superior nut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:45:02 2015 No.6945925 >>6945923 >Unsalted peanuts suck. no they're the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:45:39 2015 No.6945927 >>6943224 Give them little baggies of protein powder and pamplets for starting strength nothing could go wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:46:13 2015 No.6945929 >>6943382 This is what I was going to say

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:18:47 2015 No.6945991 >>6943388 Chocolate candies are probably still healthier than pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:20:02 2015 No.6945995 File: 68 KB, 393x679, 811cTbNLd0L._SY679_[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dried fruit They sell packages of individually wrapped fruits. Little raisin boxes too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 16:01:25 2015 No.6946085 give em a dicking. should even burn some calories!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 16:07:45 2015 No.6946102 >>6945927 Oats are cheaper. Then a quick demonstration on squats. >money-saving like a boss

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 16:46:31 2015 No.6946215 >>6945995 Almost as sugary and calorific as candy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:23:42 2015 No.6946291 >>6945991 Really? Aside from the sodium pepperoni is pretty low carb and low fat depending on the type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:25:43 2015 No.6946295 Single serve bags of trail mix, nuts or sunflower seeds

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:31:01 2015 No.6946306 Do people still really trick or treat? What if people poison the candy? I remember reading reports of 50 children killed by poisoning in a suburban neighborhood on halloween

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:32:45 2015 No.6946311 >>6946306 Do people really still use electronic devices? What if they get electrocuted? Do people really still get in cars and trains? What if there is an accident? Do people really eat? What if they choke on the food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:34:50 2015 No.6946317 >>6946311 nice false equivalencies

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:35:16 2015 No.6946318

>>6943224
You'll be giving candy to one of two types of kid.

1. The kind that eats this shit all the time.
2. The kind of kid that only gets halloween candy and probably doesn't even get candy at easter, their birthday, or christmas.

If it's the former, your healthy food gesture is in vain, if it's the latter it's an act of cruelty.

Don't play the 'fats get healthy treats' game either, you'll just get angry parents come and harass you for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:35:37 2015 No.6946320 >>6946317 What's false about them? Everything has a risk bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:40:50 2015 No.6946330 >>6943224 OH NO CANDY IS BAD FOR YOU!?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:42:47 2015 No.6946335 Enjoy your eggs m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:42:56 2015 No.6946336 >>6943224 >break a dollar for 100 pennies >hey kids >toss 3 pennies in their bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:01:09 2015 No.6946856 Throw them hunks of peanut brittle and fruit cake. They wont bother you again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:59:21 2015 No.6947275 File: 220 KB, 344x318, 1434165481019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943224 >hes one of those people

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:36:42 2015 No.6947378 Because I am an asshole. Happy Halloween kids! Remember, tooth decay is the scariest thing of all! >I should have listened >26 with a mouth full of metal and just had a root canal

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:37:13 2015 No.6947381 File: 49 KB, 350x348, play-doh-halloween-trick-or-treat-bag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] even if they eat it, it'll be less calories & sugar

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:38:25 2015 No.6947386 File: 27 KB, 522x522, 61GwxY93-XL._SX522_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6947378

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:40:53 2015 No.6947395 File: 5 KB, 240x128, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe not healthier but different.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 23:46:56 2015 No.6947411 >>6945516 >Dismissing a lack of basic education as unimportant. >Using overused facebook le memes rather than just typing a response

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:00:12 2015 No.6947446 >>6947378 I know. I just had 15 teeth surgically removed on the 16th.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:07:19 2015 No.6947463 >>6943436 ITS CALLED PUPPY CHOW FRIEND

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:12:26 2015 No.6947481 File: 61 KB, 300x300, Utz-Halloween-Pretzels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:13:12 2015 No.6947484 >>6943463 Best post ITT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:22:47 2015 No.6947513 >>6943224 Give them Japanese candy like Hi-chews

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:29:28 2015 No.6947527 >>6947513 Moar liek meme-chews.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:37:34 2015 No.6947558 >>6945516 > SO MANY DANK MEMES

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:03:24 2015 No.6947712 >>6945925 I like boiled best

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:04:26 2015 No.6947715 >>6945995 Good thinking

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:05:28 2015 No.6947717 >>6946085 Chomo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:05:48 2015 No.6947718 >>6945537 I actually weigh 110 lbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:07:12 2015 No.6947720 File: 55 KB, 500x639, 5vAP6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6946306 No,,,none come 2 my house I just made this thread 4 he'll of it All this was 4 nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 02:08:27 2015 No.6947724 >>6946336 3 fuckin Penney?cheap basterd

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:00:01 2015 No.6948428

You guys are only saying it's sad and cruel that they wouldn't get candy, but I enjoyed fruit like blueberries, strawberries and raspberries alot when I was younger. It's not a punishment to get something. There are enough people who give kids diabetes infused food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:10:39 2015 No.6948452 >>6948428 I also like fruit in my stash. I eat all the candy, become overwhelmed by sweet stuff, but at least I have some natural sweets to digest the sugar with or something. Change of pace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:12:07 2015 No.6948456 File: 40 KB, 549x439, 1442940824386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943463 >puppy chow Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:15:18 2015 No.6948460 >>6943602 >literally a Facebook meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:34:41 2015 No.6948730 File: 8 KB, 225x225, download (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does everybody on here think only way get diabetes is candy?People get it that's bodys don't produce insulin why r u all so stupid

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:57:04 2015 No.6948782
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You're also stupid didn't you learn anything at school didn't your parents teach you anything I feel sorry for your mom and dads I bet they curse the day you were born I bet they hate their selves forever creating you I bet they wish that they had to flush do when they had the chance

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:58:00 2015 No.6948785 File: 4 KB, 315x160, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chocolate/yogurt covered raisins. Nuts if you'd prefer less sugar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:58:34 2015 No.6948788 >>6943224 A beating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:03:44 2015 No.6948804 >>6943224 is the one day a year the kids gorge on candy really going to hurt them? Just give em the damn candy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:11:58 2015 No.6948838 >>6948730 Easiest way to get diabetes has to be soda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:05:30 2015 No.6948888 >>6943224 Fucking health nut, its halloween , relax

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:06:56 2015 No.6948895 >>6943231 >>6943231 >>6943287 >>6943287 Wow fucking tumblr pics? Go there and ask you fucking cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:14:51 2015 No.6948920 >>6948785 yogurt = good yogurt coating =! good

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:23:03 2015 No.6948941 I like to cum on sweets before giving them away, the faces they put on while eating them are really satisfying ahahah get that you shitty kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:30:03 2015 No.6948963 >>6948838 So you think everybody that has it it's because of eating sweets I can't believe how stupid you kids are goodbye son splash flush enjoy your life as a turd

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:31:03 2015 No.6948969 >>6948941 Another 4chan pedo no shortages of those on here

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:35:45 2015 No.6948981 I bet when you got flushed climbed aboard another turd and tried to paddle back in but the suction was too great and you got sucked in with all the rest of them now here you are on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:45:15 2015 No.6949008 >>6948969 no pedo, just homo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:29:02 2015 No.6949136 File: 227 KB, 450x434, turdbaby_sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:36:25 2015 No.6949161 i have some picture on a hard drive somewhere where someone made toffee apples but used onions instead and they looked indistinguishable but i can't find it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:26:16 2015 No.6949290 >>6946215 yeah but there's fiber in the fruit that helps your body absorb the sugar; you should try to gain a basic understanding of nutrition fam smh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:35:58 2015 No.6949316 >>6943224 theres plenty of "vegan" stuff in stores and online its expensive as fuck though and its pretty stupid just buy some real candy if their parents let them eat it,its not your problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:37:39 2015 No.6949319 >>6948941 i thought you were dead edarem...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:42:53 2015 No.6949334 I plan to make red licorice from scratch to hand out for halloween. I will flavor it all like strong black licorice, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:45:28 2015 No.6949341 >>6946215 >>6949290 fuck back off to >>>/fit/ you stupid faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:57:32 2015 No.6949387 just give em toys i once got a mini tub of playdough and i was a happy camper

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:02:06 2015 No.6949405 >>6946291 >low carb is good

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:02:42 2015 No.6949407 >>6949387 the best halloween treat i ever got was an entire roll of handi snacks cracker packs not even candy bet the person gave it to me at a last resort because he ran out of candy..little did he know how much i loved those things

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:52:59 2015 No.6949558 >>6946317 Besides the fact that they aren't false.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:40:39 2015 No.6949669 Give them bibles. They won't eat them and they probably won't come back next year. Better yet, give them those bible tracts designed to look like $20 bills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:45:41 2015 No.6949679 File: 20 KB, 267x172, pillory-woodcut2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Play dough sounds cool long as little kids don't eat it,so do snack crackers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:37:23 2015 No.6950751 >>6946306 bullshit urban legends fun fact: the person most likely to poison a child are the parents! the only recorded instances of poisoned halloween candy were from the mom and dad being horrible shitheads! yay!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 06:39:22 2015 No.6950753 >>6947720 I have seen /b/tards with more brains... holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 07:54:54 2015 No.6950819 You could just give them candy and trust their parents to be responsible enough not to give it all to them in one sitting. And even if they do, they're retarded parents and not your responsibility, so who cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:29:53 2015 No.6950844 File: 31 KB, 425x400, ihb_rubon_worthless_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6950753 So turd boy is back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 08:30:54 2015 No.6950846 >>6950819 Point taken

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:07:48 2015 No.6950966 >>6943229 >facebook fat girl logic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 10:31:21 2015 No.6951049 File: 58 KB, 540x471, turd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I a costume for candy night for the tu rd boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 11:11:42 2015 No.6951134 meatballs with razorblades in it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:28:21 2015 No.6951299 File: 6 KB, 196x258, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To give kids?what's wrong with u ?

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:39:05 2015 No.6951322
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I like to buy capri suns and hand them out instead of candy. The kids were confused the first year I did it, but now after a few years of being the "juice house" the local kids and their parents have told me that they really like having the juice while they run around for candy. So....that's an idea OP can use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:40:32 2015 No.6951325 My dad used to work for a local-ish dairy, so we gave out half-pint cartons of chocolate milk.

>>	Billy Gaybert Wed Oct 7 12:47:28 2015 No.6951342 I cant wate 4 holloween. I go trick,n,treatin n hamplanet let me have sex. Do you know how i fck her?I flip threw her folds until I smell sht than go 1 back.

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 14:22:57 2015 No.6951580

>>6949290
Fiber makes your body absorb sugar better....
That is so completely wrong.........

But the sugar in whole fruit is way less harmful...the fiber helps moderate blood sugar.

However diet is an absolute definitive risk factor for certain types of diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:12:06 2015 No.6951710 >>6951322 And good idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:13:11 2015 No.6951712 File: 3.34 MB, 4160x2340, 1007151339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6951325 Coco milk yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:14:47 2015 No.6951720 File: 12 KB, 300x250, zsGzOpeLP8-18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6951580 That's not how everybody gets it Mr Turd

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:40:09 2015 No.6951795 >>6951322 >caprisun Only thing is that caprisun is probably unhealthier than one candy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:55:38 2015 No.6951831 >>6943224 One time I got a 5lb box of cutie tangerines and gave those away (we dont get many kids). Next day there were 6 tangerines on my roof. Damn kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 16:17:25 2015 No.6951883 File: 15 KB, 300x233, 105834659963662682_5akir5sk_f-300x233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6951831

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 16:24:46 2015 No.6951904 File: 230 KB, 600x300, Patr-Robertson_war-on-christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943224 Halloween Healthy Hope you like eggs on your house

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 16:39:05 2015 No.6951946 File: 105 KB, 532x540, 1440335473622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6943484 >fruit roll ups >healthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 16:42:13 2015 No.6951956 >>6951831 mandarins are really good tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 17:10:12 2015 No.6952026 >>6943224 Give them xylitol gum. It fights cavities and supports reminerilzation of the enemal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 18:40:38 2015 No.6952279 >>6951904 I'm just trying b a responsible neighbor

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 18:41:39 2015 No.6952283 >>6951946 There fruit aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 18:42:43 2015 No.6952285 >>6951956 O yea +i love them myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 18:43:31 2015 No.6952286 >>6951712 Is that your daughter, Gaybert?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 18:46:21 2015 No.6952294 There was a cat lady on my block growing up that gave out onions one Halloween. Dumb bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 18:53:18 2015 No.6952317 File: 172 KB, 1152x864, skull-wallpaper-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oinions wow that's just wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 20:05:46 2015 No.6952505 File: 182 KB, 1320x1172, 1411791532891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the way this guy types reminds me of that one poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 20:20:19 2015 No.6952547 File: 44 KB, 460x319, Time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do u honestly expect anybody read all that?My threads get lot gits do yours?Face it your a turd

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 20:24:18 2015 No.6952560

>>6943224
I had healthy treats planned last year. I had a whole selection of little bags of roast nuts-- peanuts, walnuts, cashews, pretty much any nut they could think to choose.

So the first group the comes to the door, and I say "wait right there, I'll show you my nuts."

The mother accompanying the children immediately herded them away and called the police. They actually sent a car, and even though I was able to explain the neighbors still gossip about it. Little shits are getting deep fried sugar dusted lard this year, for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 08:55:38 2015 No.6953885 You could always do little toys/trinkets from the dollar store. Stickers and little bouncy balls and glowsticks and such.

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