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6936686 No.6936686 [Reply] [Original]

I think we can all agree on this.

>> No.6936692

>>6936686
I disagree.

>> No.6936697

id move butterfingers and starburst to the left and then id add take 5 to the left.

>> No.6936703

>>6936686

>bumping decent threads off the board for this shit

>> No.6936706

>>6936686
almond joy is better than any other standard candy, with the possible exception of the 100 grand bar

you're a pleb with bad taste

>> No.6936708

>Skittles
>Mr. Good bar
>Starburst
>Bad
Is this bait?

>> No.6936722
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6936722

>tfw you don't want to eat the candy all at once but after a couple days all the smells and tastes start to mix together and ruins everything
Suffering

>> No.6936730

>>6936722
>he doesn't divide his candy into separate containers

>> No.6936731

>>6936686
Fuck you OP I love all of those things, especially almond joys and crunch bars. i'd stab a nigger for a dark chocolate milky way tbh

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>fun size Hersheys
>trick tier

fite me

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6936769

it's halloween teim!!

>> No.6936806

>>6936686
Maybe im just a fatass, but the only "offending" candy in that picture are the Hersheys Special Dark and the Almond Joy (both of which I think are pretty good)

I like everything in the picture.

>> No.6936807

>>6936706
Almond Joy sucks but 100 Grand should be at the top of treat tier

>> No.6936841

>not putting Almond Joy in the top tier
It has chocolate, coconut and almonds in it. What the fuck more could you possibly want from a candy bar? Man, the word JOY is right there in the name!

>>6936769
I'm fairly certain these were invented by evangelical Christians who unknowingly collaborated with Satan for the express purpose of ruining Halloween and making children suffer.

>> No.6936845

>>6936686
just fuck my shit up

>> No.6936851

>>6936686
I like to inhale smarties like cocaine. Does anyone here do the same?

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6937042

>>6936686

>smarties

Up here in Canuckland they're called rockets because smarties is already an established chocolate brand. But goddamn do I love Smarties (rockets)

>> No.6937048

>>6937042
In 'Murica, Smarties are chalky disgusting pieces of shit. They're different from the picture you posted.

>> No.6937051

>>6937048
i like the chalkiness of smarties. that shit the canuckian posted look gross tbh.

>> No.6937066

One Halloween when I was new in my old town there was this family who owned a respectable amount of land and produced food to live on and whatnot. I went there to get candy and whatnot and left with a bag of veggies and apples and whatnot. I remember it being some of the best stuff I have ever had to this day. So before anyone says apples or some shit...you are wrong.
PLUS the apple sauce that was made...delightful

>> No.6937070

smarties oh god I used to like them now they are just bad.

>> No.6937072

>>6937051

They're a cheap knock off of M&M's. Good if you need cheap chocolate and those aren't available.

>>6937048

Smarties, or, rockets as they're known up here, are just as chalky as you said. But I am fucking hooked on them.

>> No.6937073

>>6936686
Butterfingers and Almond Joys are my favorites

3 Musketeers are a bad joke

>> No.6937074

>>6937042
The Canadian Smarties are discusting. Nasty shells with low grade chocolate.
stay away

>> No.6937077

>>6936686

NA and bong candy is fucking awful.

Never again!

>> No.6937080
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God tier

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I like going to bulk food stores or in the grocery store and buying candy from there. I fucking love sour jujubes.

>> No.6937111

who /preferscandiesoverchocolate/ here

>> No.6937115 [DELETED] 

>>6937111
not me but nice trips tbh

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>>6937111

me

>> No.6937137

>>6937111
depends on the candies and the chocolate really

it's like dark chocolate == sour candies >> other candies >> milk chocolate

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>>6937111
gummygang ITT

>> No.6937189

>>6936686
The fuck? Butterfinger was always like a gold bar in a bag of shit. It made my Halloween if I found even on of those little bastards in my bag.

I agree with Tootsie Roll though, worst "candy" in the history of candy.

>> No.6937197

>>6937189
Soft tootsie rolls are fucking amazing
Hard ones not so much

>> No.6937237

>butterfingers
>not treat tier

fuck off

and move 3 musketeers and milky way to shit tier. that mushy whipped poop inside is nasty

>> No.6937246

>>6936686
>if it isn't chocolate it's bad

fuck off

>> No.6937251

>>6936708
Same, Mr. Goodbars are great

>> No.6937255

How about old folk that throw some pennies in your bag? Nice treat, they're gettin' the trick.

>> No.6937257

>>6937255
... I must say though, gotta check out those pennies, some of those are collectible.

>> No.6937259

>>6937197
Zero tootsie rolls are amazing.

All tootsie rolls are not even almost good.
This isn't opinion.

>> No.6937264

>>6937257
oooh yeah wheat cents

>> No.6937273

>>6937066
Do you live outside the U.S.? I've wanted to make Halloween treats for kids but there's a lot of paranoia towards that sort of thing.

>> No.6937291

That's just a stupid candy ranking that has nothing to do with Halloween.

I don't know how things have changed in the past 15 years, but in my experience getting name brand candy was always a good thing; most shit was Halloween specific cheap garbage.

How could you be old enough to post here if you're starting a trick or treat thread?

>> No.6937307

>>6937291
jesus dude lighten up

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>>6937291
We buy the candy now

>> No.6937328

>>6937313

>/tv/ actively ruining the board

>> No.6937332

Fuck candy, that shit is wack, only stupid niggers eat candy.

>> No.6937335

i got peppermint on halloween one time. idk wtf their problem was.
people love handing out those mini tootsie rolls for some reason. only really like the vanilla kind.

those only-get-on-halloween candies is what makes it great. like peanut butter kisses.

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>>6937259
>talk shit about god tier standard tootsie rolls
>wont even acknowledge based lemon and vanilla tootsie rolls

For shame

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>>6937328
Guilty

>> No.6937340

Stupid rankings of bad American mass produced candy? It's all shit.

>> No.6937342

Fuck off OP, you're just some gross chocolate loving fag.

>> No.6937345

>>6936807
I can understand not liking almond joy, with almonds and coconut both being "controversial"(not universally liked) flavors, but 100 Grands are fucking amazing to anyone with proper taste buds. OP fucked up hard by not including it, and I can't help but think you're a decent person by agreeing

>> No.6937346

>>6936686
>No good fruity candies like Jolly Ranchers
Binging on chocolate will give you a stomachache, but a lot of fruity candy won't. It's the silent killer

>> No.6937349

>>6937273
Most of that shit's urban legend, there's been no documented case of razor blades in apples or that kind of shit. It's a good way to scare people into spookytown so that they want to give more money to police agencies and the feds who want to destroy The Consitution.

>> No.6937351

>>6937332
Hey babby, yer mum was licking my candy cane with vigor and vim!

>> No.6937352

>>6937066
your post is stupid and whatnot

>> No.6937357

Rolos are the best candy

>> No.6937362

I'm going g to hand out handfuls of raw hamburger meat this year!

>> No.6937364

>>6937362
>not barbecuing in the front yard handing out hotdogs and bratwurst

>> No.6937368

>>6937364

>not turning off all your lights and switching off the doorbell

>> No.6937375

>>6937349
this

WAKE UP SHEEPLS

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>>6937368

>> No.6937381

>>6937376
If you look closely into that picture as spooky as it might be, you'll see hillary clinton and nancy pelosi flying around on their broomsticks.

>> No.6937385

>>6937375
DONT YOU CHECK FOR HOLES/TRACK MARKS IN YOUR CHILDRENS FOIL CANDIES

>YFW YOUR BABY BOY COMES HOME ON ACID

>> No.6937387

>tfw dumpster diving for all the candy they throw out

literally had 30+ sealed bags of various fun size candies last year, I could have gotten tons more but I got sick of them

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>>6937380
Looks like Muffit from the original Battlestar Galactica.

>> No.6937401

>>6937349
It may be an urban legend, but my parents would throw a sizable amount of my candy away (sometimes like a 1/4 of it) after inspecting it.

I hated it, but I can understand it nowadays

>> No.6937404

>>6937380
>>6937390
thought it was suposed to be alf

>> No.6937405

>>6937066
>I went there to get candy and whatnot and left with a bag of veggies and apples and whatnot.
your apples were probably laced with drugs or something
either that or you were the kid that everyone hated

>> No.6937473

>>6936686
A big heaping bowl of those shitty red and white mints and let them know they can only take one. >>6936686

>> No.6937479

>>6937273
They will throw it away just to be safe because you're a neckbeard and not a hot milf in a respectable house.

>> No.6937501

I haven't seen a trick-or-treater at my door for the previous four years, and I know there are young families in the neighborhood. I only buy two bags of candy I like and after not giving any away eat it a piece at a time over next two months.

>> No.6937507

>>6937501
This post made me sad for some reason...

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"I actually fucking hate you" tier

>> No.6937519

Why do so many people seem to hate butterfingers? Those little shits are delicious, even if they're napalm for your teeth.

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>>6936686
fixed it for you

>> No.6937526

>>6937521
>3 musketeers
>ruined
Nigga u gay

>> No.6937541

>>6937521
Agreed but Crunch isn't even real chocolate, that stuff is shit.

>> No.6937867

>>6937521

Smarties, Tootsie rolls, and hershey minis are honestly the only things that belong in the trick tier.

Cheap, made for Halloween shit is the only candy that ruined Halloween.

>> No.6937942

>>6936851
If I'm gonna snort shit it might as well be the real thing and not pixie stix.

>> No.6937949

>ITT: Grown adults discuss the merits of various candy.
Stay faggot /ck/.

>> No.6937956
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6937956

> that one house who gave out king size bars of candy

nobody puts that much effort into Halloween anymore.

>> No.6937963

Alright, you guys got me curious now. Does anyone among you guys actually still wander from house to house on Halloween? Is it an American thing that even young adults do this?

>> No.6937966

>>6937963
no

halloween has actually become more of a holiday for adults then kids.

Adults (mainly college students) just use it as an excuse to dress slutty or stupid and get drunk and fuck.

I hate the douches who wear the generic Mario/Luigi or Waldo costumes.

>> No.6937969

>>6937963
I take my kid from house to house, yes.

>> No.6937977

>>6937969
>halloween has actually become more of a holiday for adults then kids.
that's surprising, okay

>>6937969
this isn't though.

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>>6937949
>be /ck/
>constantly deride two hipsters who open a cafe selling cereal
>man-child hipster bullshit
>actively contribute to a thread about candy
You guys are fucking hypocites and retards tbh.

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6938005

>>6937956

I'm buying some boxes of these off Amazon and handing them out.

My house only gets like 10 trick or treaters every year because the houses in our neighborhood are spread so far apart.

>> No.6938458

>>6937990
So what age exactly can you stop liking candy? Is there a chart? Do you exchange it for wine and bitter beer? I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BE A PROPER ADULT HELP ME TELL ME WHAT TO EAT.

Fuck off.

>> No.6938464 [DELETED] 

>>6937990

Just noticed one of them has an actual faggot tattooed on his arm, an asian faggot...

I like the idea of the cereal bar, but damn...

>> No.6938474

>>6937977
Not really, adults just do different things on it. Trick or treating is still mostly a kids game.

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>>6936686
Those are smarties you nerd
Those are rockets

>> No.6938505

>>6938464
>them has an actual faggot tattooed on his arm, an asian faggot...

freddie mercury?

>> No.6938513

>>6938505
"asian faggot", while not to most respectful way to refer to freddie mercury, is pretty much correct. he's like half bengali or something like that.

>> No.6938517 [DELETED] 

>>6938505

Yea, an Asian faggot

>> No.6938845

>>6937507
I can top it. When I lived in a front house with my dad for a year, on Halloween the back apartment family said they hadn't had a single kid show up in 18 years
We got a single kid and me and my dad laughed for hours because we beat our neighbors

>> No.6938855

>>6937949
It's literally the purpose of the board, dongus

>> No.6938856

>>6936686
>Liking 3 Musketeers
>NOT LIKING BUTTERFINGER

YOU'D BETTER NOT LAY A FUCKING FINGER YOU FAGGOT

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This year...

>> No.6938874

>>6938871
10/10 would view again tbh

>> No.6938877

>>6936686
I think that we can all agree that you're a fucking faggot.

>> No.6938883

>>6936686
>plain M&Ms not on Treat-tier

shit list lad

>> No.6938892

>>6938883
>he likes plain M&Ms

What is this, fucking Oliver Twist? Are you an urchin who has only eaten porridge his whole life?

>> No.6938894

>>6938871
I actually started doing this a couple years ago when the nigs started dropping off their kids in our neighborhood by the vanload.

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>halloween is ruined tier
>starbursts

>> No.6938931

>>6937072
I'm Canadian and I've never heard of 'rockets,' only smarties.

>> No.6938937

>>6938892
>liking peanut M&M's

you Americans have the weirdest (by which I mean shittiest) tastes. everything has to be big and excessive, like your trucks

>> No.6938954

>>6938937
>everything has to be big and excessive, like your trucks

Enjoy driving your shitbox Renault, you gap toothed fuck.

>> No.6938955

>>6938931

do you live like right by port huron or somewhere else literally on top of the border? Because rockets have been a staple of the shitty leavings at the end of a bag of halloween candy since I was a kid.

>> No.6938969

>celebrating a mick holiday

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>>6936686
I-I like Mr.Goodbars.

>> No.6939062

>>6938937
Say that to my Volcano Dorito Locos Cheezy Gordita Crunch by XBox One Call of Duty: Advanced Action Operation Team 4

>> No.6939071

What do you have against Butterfinger, you fucking Democrat?

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I don't like Reese's. The peanut butter is kind of gritty.

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>Last Halloween
>Took my little brother trick or treating
>Most of the candy he is getting is shit
>I feel bad for him, can see he is upset
>tell him to wait in the park for a minute
>run off to the next house
>knock on the door
>old lady answers
>tell them ''I am dressed as the person who will slaughter you if you don't start giving out better candy''
>push her down and run off
>go back to my brother
>when we come back to the house the police are outside and the woman is crying on the doorstep
>have to skip the house
>next house gives him fucking raisins

>> No.6939591

>>6939557
are you sure you're not actually his little brother, lying on the internet?

>> No.6939621

>>6939557
Kek

>> No.6939640

>>6939557
things that never happened: the post

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>>6936686

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>3 Musketeers
>Treat tier

Also add Tootsie Roll Pops to shit tier. Only candy that I ever felt mad about getting.

>> No.6940006

>>6939893

When I was a kid, there was a dentist that was was on my Halloween route and he would always give kids king sized candy bars with his business card taped to them. Always thought that was pretty ingenious.

>> No.6940013

>>6940002
3 musketeers is the worst tbh. fucking fruity ass frothy chocolate filling. fuck outta here.

tootsie rolls suck too. tastes like a chocolate approximation. fucking bullshit.

>> No.6940019

>>6936686
Id switch 3 musketeers with crunch tbh

>> No.6940020

>>6937521
>He doesn't like almond joy or mounds
Literally the worst

>> No.6940028

Butterfingers are GOAT.

You have shit taste OP

>> No.6940056

>>6937066
Get of /ck/ grandma you're supposed to be dead

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VOMITRON-TIER

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>>6936686
fixed

>> No.6940127

>>6940103
I... I love those. ;_;

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6940134

I live on a university campus and wanted to offer miniatures, which ones would be a nice treat?

>> No.6940138

>>6936686
Jokes on you, all them are GREAT Tier in my books :)
>go trick-or-treating
>get big ass bag of candy
>eat it in 2 days
Why I haven't teeth!

>> No.6940148

>>6940103
You shut your whore mouth, that shit is divine

>> No.6940196

>>6940134
Go make a mold out of a space marine and then fill it with chocolate you fag. Nobody wants to get a random miniature.

>> No.6940199

>>6940196
this is why 4chan is so comfy. you're all fuckin nerds like me.

>> No.6940279

Smarties are delicious. You're a fucking failure.

>> No.6940286

>>6940279
They're literally just worse m&ms

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those fucking people who give out pennies.

>> No.6940416

>>6937144
Who gummycrew here

>> No.6940424

had a woman on the block who gave pennies

>> No.6940429

>>6937340
>something being mass produced makes it bad

Hipster

>> No.6940438

>>6938005
are you the devil, what's wrong with you?

>> No.6940443

>>6936686
>not liking Tootsie Rolls

Literally worse than Hitler.

>> No.6940479

>>6937956
I give out king size. I also give out shot bottles of hard alcohol to the grown ups walking their kids around.

>> No.6940485

>>6936686
I'm so addicted to candy they'd all be in treat tier for me tbh

>> No.6940551

>>6937349
agreed, It might happen but i doubt the town farmers are going to fuck with everyones treats, Not going to lie...fuck candy all that food they gave me made the best soup I have ever had. Unfortunately they no longer own the farm and the new owners are just there bcuz land and farm to table so everyone doesn't get anything but hipster restaurants in the city. Those pretentious fucks even wanted me to vouch for the veggies one time because of my Halloween experience. I was like you cheap fucks dont give anything out Im not vouching for shit, plus you gusy suck at farming.

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>that house that took the time to fill a little Halloween theme bag for you

>> No.6940558

>>6937513
jesus christ. those things had to be made of sawdust and peanuts

>> No.6940561

>>6936686
>Crunch
>Bad

shit taste.

>> No.6940572

>>6940554
Ah man that just made me nostalgia hard
>That excitement when you come home from the Halloween run, emptying your bag
>That excitement when you open these little bags
>The amazing night that is Halloween
>Making a run with your friends, eating at macdonald's with the money your parents gave you for the first time in forever
>Showing off your costume
>That pride when someone tells you you have a nice costume

Man I miss Halloween. I don't know if it's the case everywhere, but where I live, it's fucking dying. No one is decorating there house, I don't see a lot of kids around, nothing.

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>>6940554
that cat knows dubs when he sees them

>> No.6940578

Except for the smarties, everything else is treat tier in my book.

>> No.6940580

>>6939893
I fucking love candy corn.

>> No.6940586

>>6936686
I was about to fight you on peanut M&Ms but I saw that they are the "fun sized" ones, so yes they're a shit thing to pass out.

>> No.6940592

>>6940578
Just terrible

>> No.6940596

>>6940115
In what world is a mr. goodbar a trick?


Also
Those awesome neighbors who handed out full hershey bars

>> No.6940647

>>6937956
>tfw live back in a cul-de-sac where nobody comes
>only the kids who live close by come over, then go out to a bigger residential area.

Only maybe 10-15 kids last 2 years.

Thinking about buying some king size or something elaborate this year, might as well knowing that I wont have a lot of turnover.

>> No.6940653

>>6940592
You can have the smarties while I gorge on everything else then!

Deal?

>> No.6940688

You know whats fucking GOAT? Those tiny little bags with the bat shaped pretzels. I remember eating chocolate then biting into one of those and being in heaven.

>> No.6940699

>>6940006
Had a dentist in our neighborhood, he used to give out vanishing ink, toothbrushes and toothpaste, and other gag stuff like whoopie cushions, etc.

BUT in order to get it you had to go through his haunted house which he spent like thousands on because he loved halloween. Top guy.

>> No.6940813

>>6936686
>Treat
Any Hershey's or Nestle chocolates
Name-brand chips (Lays, Doritos)
>Trick
Name-brand candies
No-name chips
>Halloween is Ruined
Everything else

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the fuck are these?? never seen them outside of halloween?

>> No.6940893

>>6940580
you are disgusting trash

>> No.6940895

>>6940883
candy cigarettes, fagarino

>> No.6940918

Guaranteed replies

>> No.6940925
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>>6938871

my fucking sides I can't

>> No.6941140

>>6936686
I fucking loved building up my supply of Tootsie rolls as a kid. Would chew like five at once.

Also, nah, any form of chocolate bar or real chocolate is treat tier. But then again I grew up in a poorer area and so if I had chocolate of any form on Halloween I thought I'd hit the jackpot.

>> No.6941248

>>6937072

I'm sorry, but Smarties > M&Ms

M&Ms are too small, and Smarties have more flavour.

>> No.6941276
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6941276

>>6937990
Holy shit you guys know these cereal faggots? I had to study them for school and write on essay on how hipsters are saving the world and these guys are the driving force behind the movement.

I didn't write the essay, failed the class and got kicked out of university

>> No.6941358

>butterfinger
>shit
you're fucking dead dude

>> No.6941366

>>6937521
Good taste.

>> No.6941367

>>6940925
>>>tumblr

>> No.6941370

i guess it's appropriate to post the halloween candy trading guide again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNplefdGKo

>> No.6941380

>>6940576
Underrated

>> No.6941391

I like literally everything on that image.

>> No.6941398

>>6937501
Same. Except the last ten years.
I'm an EU transplant living in the US for fifteen years now, the last ten of which in this neighbourhood. I don't know about the five years prior because I lived in an apartment building in Yorkville Manhattan and the kids just trick-or-treated in the building.
I wasn't home every year on Halloween, but years I was, I bought sweeties to hand out but on kids ever came. On Halloweens I went out, I saw no kids trick-or-treating.
I thought Halloween was a big thing for you yanks, but I've yet to encounter a single trick-or-treater. What gives?

>> No.6941407

>>6938513
>half bengali
No...
He was 100% Parsi. Parsis are from Asia, originally Persia (so they're Zoroastrians) but after durkadurka sand moolie religion took over and the native religion was suppressed, many Parsis fled eastward to India, where they've generally remained since.
IIRC, though, Freddie's fam was living somewhere in Africa, I think Zanzibar, working overseas for the Brits and he was born there.

>> No.6941414

>>6941276
The silly thing is that these chucklefucks get all the credit, even though they did no more than simply rip off a business idea from over ten years prior to their opening.

http://www.cereality.com/

>> No.6941421

Posting in the children's thread.
B&s get out.

>> No.6941448

>>6941398
Trick or treating is a lot bigger in towns, not really in apartment buildings unless it a really big one then people just do it inside the building with their kids to avoid pervert weirdos. The type that would live in Yorkville.

>> No.6941551

>>6941448
Ah, yeah, sorry if I wasn't clear, but I no longer live in Yorkville (or even Manhattan) and haven't for ten years now.
I've lived in three different places all within two blocks of one another during the last decade.

Here, I haven't come across a single trick-or-treater to date. The first five years here, I can understand since I lived in an apartment above a fairly secluded restaurant lodged between a used car sales place and a repairs garage. There were no other buildings on my side of the street besides the trailer for the used car place, the garage and my apartment. Still, we stayed home a couple of those years but no kids came. We didn't buy anything to hand out because we figured they wouldn't come, being so secluded and all.
My ex and I then rented a house two blocks away from the apartment for two years. The second year, I don't know because we went out, but the first, we hosted a party for the Walking Dead premiere and didn't have a single kid at the door.
Bought a house three years ago on a quiet, child-filled block. A family-raising sort of place. The first year, I bought some sweeties and chocolates to hand out but no trick-or-treaters came to the street at all. Even the kids on the block didn't trick-or-treat. It took a full year to go through that gross candy. It wasn't even good when it was fresh.
The second, I didn't even bother with buying candy. And I won't this year, either. So ten years, no trick-or-treaters.

>> No.6941724

>>6936686
almond joy>twix
new reese's have fucked up proportions of chocolate and peanut butter; ruined tier now
twix is good if underage
hersheys chocolate is objectively shit and id rather have anything else in the image before those milk and special darks

>> No.6941862

>>6937338
>Always threw these away as a kid because I hated tootsie rolls and the wrapping made them look like even grosser tootsie rolls.
>Finally try one one of my last years of trick or treating

I felt like such an idiot

>> No.6941956

>>6941276
In all seriousness girls really do go crazy over guys like that.

>> No.6941963

>>6941551
depends on the neighborhood tbh

i grew up in a suburban subdivision and always went out trick or treating. there were loads of kids out. now i live in a urban neighborhood full of 2 and 3 flats. i have halloween decorations up, but we'll see if any kids come by

>> No.6941964

>>6941276
I don't have a problem with that picture, does that make me a hipster?

>> No.6941977

Those are all great candies you ungrateful shit. The only "bad" candies are those hard candies that have no label/name, just a clear wrapper. Or those strawberry candies with the strawberry wrapper.

>> No.6941985

>>6941977
None of those are actually great. You must feel that way because you grew up in a trailer park.

>> No.6941987

>>6938894
Fucking racist cunt I hate you

>> No.6941992

>>6940127
>>6940148
Not that guy but sugar popcorn slime balls are fucking horrendous. Felt this way since I was a kid.

>> No.6942002

>>6940572
yeah, trick or treating is not much of a thing in my hometown anymore. the town government is just being bitches and over-regulating it so no one wants to bother anymore. i think most of the schools there still do daytime trick or treating events and they decided that's good enough. when i was a kid we trick or treated all over town for hours.

>> No.6942157
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>this entire thread

>> No.6942200

>>6941987
stay mad plz, it gives me a boner

>> No.6942203

>>6938871
IMHO, if your costume exposes any part of your skin, you deserve the shit candy TBQHWY cuz.

>> No.6942236

>>6941985
They're mainstream American candies. What are you looking for during Halloween? Lindt? Fuck off.

>> No.6942247

>>6942236
>Trailer trash thinks Lindt is fancy
heheheheh... but actually that's kind of sad :(

>> No.6942254

>>6942203
i agree tbh fam imo tbf

>> No.6942280

>>6937956
Officer housing does.

>> No.6942344

>>6937080
True master race level

>> No.6942355

>>6942247
But we're talking about Halloween candies.

>> No.6942370

>>6937048

>In 'Murica, Smarties are chalky disgusting pieces of shit.

Just like canadian smarties.

>> No.6942374 [DELETED] 

>>6942247

Godiva and Lindt and Sprugli USED to be haute confections that cost $2£+ each. Now it's mass manufactured in the third world by dirty Turkish savages.

>> No.6942384

>>6942370
>dat feel when you realize you've been drunkenly shitposting in this thread for at least two days now

fuck it dude i love murrican smarties

>> No.6943666
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>>6937042
We also have chocolate Smarties over here in Bongistan, but our "Rockets" are called "Swizzel's Fizzers." I prefer Parma Violets tbh.

>> No.6943676

>>6943666
>666
if they are licorice flavored just put it in my butt
-too lazy to google but not enough to post

>> No.6943722

>>6936686
>not liking crunch bars
What a plebtacular image.

>> No.6943741
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6943741

Am I the only one that fucking loves these?

>> No.6943771

>>6943741
No. I don't know where they sell those or how they taste, but I remember 6 or so years ago loving them.
Maybe I should ToT this year, huh...

>> No.6943816

>>6937387
Like, at grocery stores, or what?

>> No.6943819

>>6943676
They're more like a cross between Dr. Pepper and lavender.

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>>6940576
I tried.

>> No.6944398

My 8th grade history teacher gave out 1 pound hershey bars to students of his. Pretty based tbh

>> No.6944406

>>6936686
Bad taste in halloween candy general?

>> No.6944426

>>6936686
I've learned that apparently a lot of people don't like american smarties

this is legit news to me, I always loved them

>> No.6944432

>>6944320
I appreciate it.

>> No.6944673

>>6940699
>guys like that will die off
>no man born after 1975 would dare have that much fun with children out of fear some feminist soccercunt's hysteria putting him in prison for life

>> No.6945752

>tfw love gummies and sour candy but I'm a grown man and known in a small town to be stone cold, integral, and hardliner anti-sugar
>tfw haven't eaten candy in 4 years because I can't be seen buying it
life is suffering

>> No.6945777

>Smarties
>Looks like Love Hearts
>Google it
>Its chocolate covered by white sugar
WTF
Thats awful

>> No.6945798

>>6945777
The Smarties in that picture are American Smarties and are an entirely different candy. The chocolate ones are European.

>>6944426
I like Smarties too. To be fair I'm not picky. I'd eat everything on that chart but the Skittles, Starburst, and Tootsie roll. I'd still eat the those three if they were my only choice though.

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Added on. I could have spent a lot longer on my list.

>> No.6945861

>>6937328
/ck/ has been ruining itself for years now

>> No.6945869

>>6936686

>butterfingers in ruined tier

Go fuck yourself

>> No.6945872
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6945872

I'm in UK and getting a sign instead of turning the lights off and pretending no one's home this year

>> No.6945887

>>6945809
I like this chart except for the Reeses placement

>> No.6945898

>>6945872
I hope you like eggs because you're going to find a lot of them splattered against your house tomorrow.

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6945905

>>6938871
>all these newfags who don't recognize this picture

>> No.6945906

>>6936686
>implying butter finger and peanut m&m's don't belong on the left

>> No.6945916

>>6943771
You can find them at bulk stores in October/around Halloween.

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6945935

>>6945809
>warheads
witnessed

>> No.6945947

>>6945809
Must be in a good neighborhood to be getting Ferrero Rocher.

>> No.6945950

>>6945887
I would have put it in treat-tier except I can't handle to peanut butter texture. It's a harder-textured caked-like texture versus a creamy smooth texture.
I get the value of shelf life, but it just ruins it for me.

>> No.6945954

>>6945947
kek, i've never gotten one, but wish I would, so added.

>> No.6945959

>>6945809
>Reese's anywhere but treat tier

are all those cocks you suck giving you trouble with your tastebuds?

>> No.6946059

>>6936686
>Butterfinger
>Not elder god tier

>> No.6946067
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6946067

>hating on skittles and starburst
>liking reeses

>> No.6946090
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6946090

>>6936686


BASIC homosexual that doesn't appreciate coconut smh

>> No.6946096
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6946096

Good memories getting these

>> No.6946111

>>6945947

I've taken my nephews trick n treatn' in Beverly Hills and the best we got there were almond joys.

>> No.6946120

>>6946111
you guys probably looked out of place

>> No.6946204

>>6945752
Amazon, guy. Just buy your candy online.

>> No.6946240
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6946240

>>6946204
Amazon does it again, the question is what to order

>> No.6946260

>>6943741
>>6943771
I swear there are two companies that make these. One tastes like disgusting shit ass and the other one is fucking delicious.

Unfortunately I don't know which is which and the wrappers are exactly the same.

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6946685

here to ruin every occasion tier

>> No.6946711

>>6946685

... but dots are great.

>> No.6946712
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6946712

>>6945809

>Caramel Apples Pops

my nigga

>> No.6946971

>really disappointed tier
anything not candy
anything with raisins
>okay tier
milky ways
candy corn
tootsie rolls
>great tier
anything else

>> No.6947067

>disappointing tier

Peanuts. Plain shelled peanuts. What the fuck. Peanuts are great, but is it Halloween?

>> No.6947128

>>6945809
Finally some sense in this thread

>> No.6947132

>>6947067
Also those popcorn balls

>> No.6947144

>>6936769

Ah peanut butter shit balls. Do they even make these anymore or were they finally outlawed?

>> No.6947161

>>6939893

I used to work a grocery store and every year this rich guy would come in and order about 5,000 worth of king sized candy bars. He was pretty chill and would invite me to take my niece over when she was still little to give her an entire box of her choice since I was the dude who had to fill his order every year.

>> No.6947173

>>6941956
>have beard
>no grrls
>surrounded by monkeys

why do I live in the south? where all the white women go?

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>>6947623

I would like to introduce the pinnacle of Halloween tier candy: Crispy Crunch. Goddamn you are missing out if you never had one.

>> No.6947633

>>6936686
I like all of those anon.

>> No.6947638

>>6936686
>smarties
>starburst
>skittles
>bad

No

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>>6937956
>not purposely walking into a Korean liquor store that is obviously not participating in Halloween in order to get a full candy bar out of the disgruntled old shop keeper


Like tears in rain

>> No.6947755

>>6945809
>colgate dental floss
TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES
TOO MANY FUCKING HOUSES

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6948039

>>6947733

>> No.6948346

>>6945898
I've pretended I wasn't home for every Halloween since I can remember, and I've never had anything thrown at my house.

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6948359

>>6948039
Is that Emily Batty's dad?

>> No.6949853

>>6936686
>skittles
>starburst
>Halloween is ruined tier
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.6949900

>>6945809
>Milk duds are in treats
>Butterfingers are in tricks
close, but no cigar.

>> No.6949902

>>6936686
almond joy and krackle should be in god tier.

>> No.6950101

>>6936686
everything in there except maybe the tootsie roll thing is treat tier you fucking negro

>> No.6950120

>no mention of bit o honeys

I hated them as a kid but they're ok now.

>> No.6950131

Guys you better be careful!!!!! I heard that THEY are putting LSD laced needles and other DRUGS in the candy! It totally happened last year to my sisters mom's brother's kids! And those dirty STONERS in COLORADO and the WEST COAST are putting MARIJUANA in our kids baskets this year too! Share and like this on Facebook to let all the other moms know!!!!!!!!!

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6950166

>>6945809

>Junior Mints
>Shit
>Those nasty-ass caramel green apple pops
>Good

Shit taste ITT. You are right about Twix though.

>> No.6950262
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6950262

Anyone in here who is old enough to remember the times when Twix was Raider?

>> No.6950267
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6950267

>>6946711
if you like rubber door stops

>> No.6950292

>>6950267

Those dum-dums are for banks, not for halloween.

>> No.6950303

>>6936686
you should genuinely kill yourself. THE ONLY two good candies EVER made are starburst and smarties

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6950307

>>6936686
these are literally the only good candies though

>> No.6950945

>>6948359
>Being this much of a pleb.
Nice ass though...

>> No.6950948

>>6950303
You ARE killing yourself, beetus boy.

>> No.6951660

>>6936686
diabete tier : everything
cancer tier : your post .

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>>6947755

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>>6948346
that's different, If you aren't home, they can't fault you for it.

having that sign just shouts to the world that you're a massive niggerfaggot that is making Halloween die

>> No.6953696

>>6936686
Uhh, no.

>> No.6953726

>>6936686
I don't think I've seen more than a handful of trick or treaters in the past 4-5 years.

If they do come out its during the day usually. Most families go to church "trunk or treating" events where people pimp out their cars to give out candy or its just adult parties.

>> No.6953975

>>6947755
Do Americans really give to children dental flosses on Halloween? Do they think that's clever and funny?

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>>6936686
>Butterfingers
>Bad

6 days later and your still a flaming faggot.

>> No.6955399

>>6953975
probably just dentist that do this

>> No.6955417
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6955417

here's your treat mother fuckers

>> No.6955445

>>6955417
i actually loved it when i received these as a child

>> No.6956493

>>6936686

Only tootsie rolls and butterfingers were/are thrown out of my bucket

>> No.6956507

>>6954173
Pretty much this

>> No.6956517

Hershey's taste like vomit. Butyric acid, why?

I do like the peanut butter cups though.

>> No.6956520

>>6955417
>hating on raisins

>> No.6956633

>>6936686

Fuck you, smarties and tootsie rolls are the best

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6956921

>>6936686
>butterfinger
>halloween ruined

>> No.6957391

Skittles in the UK are way better than US

>> No.6957404

>>6936686
I like peanut m&ms better than regular ones. Also I like smarties. My guilty pleasure candy is anything hard and chalky.

>> No.6957445

>>6936686
>Skittle, Twix, Almond Mounds
Top Tier.
>Everything else
Don't give a fuck tier.

>> No.6957454

>>6938871

I should do this, 17 or 18 year old black teenagers come around here in just regular clothes asking for candy.

>> No.6957474
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6957474

>not giving kids eggs instead of candy

>> No.6957476

>>6936686
I'm gonna give kids handfuls of gravel with their treat

>> No.6957477 [DELETED] 

>>6957454
>answering the door for chimps

>> No.6957956

>>6943666
Parma Violets are utterly disgusting, every fucking year I'd get one of the huge packets while out trick or treating and I never got the taste for these little bastards.

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6957973

>>6936686
A snickers bar has been deposited to your shilling account by Mars Inc.

>> No.6957995

>>6957474

>kid comes to door with hope
>throw something in
>kid doesn't think twice about what you threw in because he's just a kid all hopped up in the atmosphere and itching to get home and review his sweet loot
> he keeps the bag closed all night, shaking it around, smashing it and putting it through all kinds of hell while they go from house to house, piling in even more candy on top
>gets home, wants to see his candy sprawled out on the floor and show it off to his parents
>goes to the center of the room and dumps it all on the ground
>hard boiled egg chunks all over the fucking carpet
>parents disgusted, all the candy is thrown in the trash because it's covered in this unidentifiable white substances with yellow bits everywhere, possibly starting to develop a foul smell if he received the eggs earlier in the evening
>Halloween ruined for little Johnny

I like your style.

>> No.6958400

>>6936686
Starburts, Butterfingers not Treat tier
>Tootsie Roll not Trick Tier
>Almond joy not ruined tier
>Crunch bar not treat tier
>3 Musketeers not throw away out of disgust directly after receiving tier

Your opinion a shit, Anon.

>> No.6958425

butterfinger is trick tier

>> No.6958434

>>6958425
at least

>> No.6958455

>>6936686
Skittles are fantastic, you nigger.

>> No.6958466

>>6958455
>Skittles
>Fantastic

Anon, I..

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>>6941964
I don't know. All I know is that OP has shit taste.

>> No.6958486

>>6958466
fantastic is such a faggy word

>> No.6958513

>>6958486
Well I think it's fantastic.

:^)

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6958527

>>6936686

>> No.6958802

>>6958527

I always heard a rumor that if you built up enough static electricity and snapped those things in the dark, you'd see sparks. I never saw them myself. I usually just dropped those things in Sprite and pretended they were alka-seltzer or something.

>> No.6959176

>>6958527
I crave these shitty chalk discs every couple of years, no idea why.

>> No.6959180

>>6958527
Boy, those nice folks at Necco sure know how to make a disgusting candy

>> No.6959203

>>6945809
i think raisinets are goat
butterfinger best minature
fuck yourself fam

>> No.6959220

>>6958802
I don't think its necco's that spark. I know life savers, either spearming or peppermint with spark in the dark if you crack them

>> No.6959227

>>6959220
correction, it appears to be the wintergreen life savers

was shown that at a boy scouts camp one summer

>> No.6959230

>>6959220
>>6959227

Must have been a mixup then. Thanks.

>> No.6959234

>>6959230
more research, apparently the white neccos wafers will spark too.

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6959247

>>6940416
>>6937144
My people

You guys ever have a day where you buy gummies from those pay-by-weight stores and you buy enough to last a week or two?

My last purchase was a solid 3.8 lbs
>pic related

>> No.6959663
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>>6936686

>> No.6960316

>>6959663

Handing out cough drops was the first act of ill intent from Baby Boomers towards Millennials.