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6936477 No.6936477 [Reply] [Original]

Should I get 2 of these, or a bottle of scotch?

>> No.6936490

Yes.

>> No.6936499

Porque no los dos

>> No.6936510

>>6936490
>>6936499
I only have 10 dollars

>> No.6936512

depends, how fucked up you wanna get?

>> No.6936518

>>6936477
Scotch is nasty but a 750ml bottle wil have more alcohol that those 2 40s. I'm drinking one right now

>> No.6936520

>>6936510
Scotch then

>> No.6936521

Scotch

>> No.6936523

>>6936510
>$10 scotch

Just go with the steel reserve or buy some cheap vodka or something like that.

>> No.6936534

>>6936521

Get the reserve. A homeless black man taught me the most amazing mix drink.

Steel monkey

Drink 1/2 a steel reserve
Fill the half empy bottle with orange juice
Shake
Drink

Works every time

>> No.6936541

>>6936534
what do you mean "works"

i have no problem drinking malt liquor on its own

are you a woman?

>> No.6936542

>>6936541

Itll get you drunk nigga

>> No.6936545

>>6936542
but so will drinking the steel reserve on its own

why would I add orange juice? what's the point?

the orange juice doesn't get you any more drunk

did you mean to say orange liqueur?

>> No.6936553

>>6936545
It's called a brass monkey and that guy must be fifteen to still get a decent drunk from them

>> No.6936555

>>6936553
why would you mix beer or malt liquor with anything?

how much of a pussy can one be?

>> No.6936564

>>6936545

Its a steel monkey man. The sage who taught me this elixir had many more decades of experience to refine his his lifes work than either of us combined.

That man knows more about getting drunk than any individual currently alive. Hes spent more than 10 years in jail because he couldnt give up his passion for anyone, not even his P.O.

If you could only tap into a fraction of the knowledge he has acquired, then youd know that the steel monkey was the drink to begin and end all drinks

>> No.6936595

>>6936564
my question was how does orange juice get you drunker

the answer is that it doesn't

you seem young

>> No.6936604

>>6936564
this tbh

STEEL MONKEY
T
E
E
L

M
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N
K
E
Y

>> No.6936610

>>6936595
steel monkey

>> No.6936611

>>6936595
Nobody said it made you drunker retard, stop being intentionally obtuse just to get in a cheap insult

>> No.6936623

>>6936595

It doesnt help. After closer questioning, the only reason he mixes steel reserve with orange juice is he is a chronic alcoholic who hasnt drank anything without alcohol for 2 months, and who scores free orange juice fron the city mission.

Perhaps you shpuld go for the scotch

>> No.6936631

>>6936623
but I like the taste of steel reserve a whole lot more than the taste of $10 liquor

i'm getting steel reserve

>> No.6936641

steel monkey

>> No.6936642

>>6936631

Steel reserve is about 1.50 for a deuce here.

>> No.6936653

>>6936642
I can get two 40s for 5-6 bucks depending on the store

>> No.6936684

I made a steel monkey once. Its pretty tasty.

>> No.6936690

>>6936595
steel monkey bruh

What don't you understand?

>> No.6936695

>>6936690
grow up

>> No.6936700

>>6936695
Fuck off

>> No.6936704

>>6936695

Is mad because he's never had a steel monkey, let alone had a sloot to give a steel monkey to

>> No.6936710

>>6936700
>>6936704
I've had beer with orange juice

in high school

>> No.6936717

>>6936710
No one cares, faggot

>> No.6936719

>>6936717
thanks for bumping my thread

>> No.6936720

>>6936710
I also smoked black tea in rolled up scraps of newspaper when I was in middle school.

That doesn't mean that it was a good idea.

>> No.6936721

>>6936710

Y u so mad

>> No.6936723
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6936723

>> No.6936726

>>6936719
I don't care

>> No.6936728

>>6936720
that's exactly my point.
>>6936721
i'm not

>> No.6936748

cheap vodka you dillweed. Also, where the fuck do you live where you can get only 2 40's of SR and a $10 bottle of scotch in an acceptable alternative?

>> No.6936751

>>6936748
read the thread

>> No.6936819

neither, stop drinking you fucking alcohol

>> No.6936863

hows the steel monkey workin out for ya op? Im drinking diet dr pepper and Jack Daniels. Its a pretty bad combo.

>> No.6936922
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6936922

You are all a bunch of underage, degenerate, retards.

A steel monkey is as follows.
1. Drink half steel reserve
2. Crack open a orange 4 loko
3. Pour into half filled 211
4. Profit

>> No.6936933

>>6936922
now that's a drink I can get behind

mixing orange juice with malt liquor is dumb

>> No.6936973

>>6936922
>>6936933
dubs don't lie

also fuck this samefag steel reserve poster

>> No.6936998

>>6936922
I just puked in my mouth

>> No.6937002

>>6936510
Get a $10 bj from Bonqueesha the friendly neighborhood prostitute.

>> No.6937010

>>6936922
Then what do with the rest of the Four Loko?

>> No.6937016

>>6937010
4 loko isn't 40 oz

>> No.6937054

>>6937016
Ahh, gotcha. Around here, malt liquor comes in 24 oz cans and if you're lucky, you'll find a 32

>> No.6937059

>>6936922
>four loko

I'm not a seventeen year old attending my first skrillex concert so no, I will not be drinking that.