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someone's bringing ribs into work
i dont want to seem ungrateful so i figure i should bring something like a side

any suggestions?

someone's already bringing macaroni salad

>> No.6936161 [DELETED] 

bring ur mom

>> No.6936166

Cole slaw
Beans
Chips/fries?
Pie/fried pies

>> No.6936172

>>6936155
Potato salad or some kind of slaw.

>> No.6936179

Irish stew

>> No.6936182

Don't bring a starch you fucking peasant.

>> No.6936183

>>6936179
OP should definitely bring leftovers from the super bowl party also

>> No.6936184

plastic forks

>> No.6936200
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>>6936155
Watermelon

>> No.6936222

>>6936166
>>6936172
they were just saying yesterday how much they hate slaw :(

i dont think i have time to artisinally craft an authentic irish stew

>>6936200
one of the guys is black so i cant bring watermelon

beans sounds like a good bet tho
what kind of pie you think?

>> No.6936229

Collard greens
Corn bread
Bread pudding
Slaw

>> No.6936239

>>6936155
Ask him what he's bringing for the vegetarians

>> No.6936300

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6936311
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>>6936155
Bring nicer Ribs from a more expensive shop and be a massive dick about it

>> No.6936312

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6936313

>>6936155
Sleep tight porker

>> No.6936320

>>6936229
>Collard greens
Seconding this

>> No.6936321

>>6936155
"SLEEP TIGHT PORKER"

>> No.6936331

mashed/roast potatoes

>> No.6936365
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Bring in some sticky rice, obviously.

Alternatively, if people somehow don't like slaw (?), bring a salad and dressing, with utensils to toss them together.

Nobody ever brings salad, and half the people usually are mad about it but don't say anything.

>> No.6936366

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6936370

sleep tight porker

>> No.6936374

>>6936166
>Beans
This.

Shlep strong porky.

>> No.6936375

sleep tight porker

>> No.6936387
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>>6936155

Autism: the post.

Threads like this show how easily online communities are socially conditioned to take commands, follow orders or otherwise follow the herd.

No wonder viral-marketing faggot shitpost here 24/7, because they know simply posting pictures of name brand food will force your fat assess out of your chairs and into your cars to obtain said product.

Sleep tight porker? Get rekt faggots. Intellectual weaklings. Yes men, meek, weak paper pushing types. I'm shocked to see this retardism on /ck/.

>> No.6936390

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6936394

>>6936222
but everyone likes watermelon
if anyone says anything there's something wrong with them

>> No.6936397

>>6936387
Tight Pork Sleeper

>> No.6936398

>>6936155

Make mustard greens with trotters & shallots.

They'll never ask you to prepare anything ever again for a social gathering, then you're left alone with a delicious plate of food.

>> No.6936446

>>6936387
>4chan
>community
u fuckin wot m8

>> No.6936449

>>6936446

Le ebin maymay response.

>> No.6936452

>>6936387
sleep tight grumpers

>> No.6936466

>>6936387
>Autism: the post.
This is quite ironic considering the latter part of your post.

>> No.6936627

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6936890
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i bought an apple pie
thanks everybody

>> No.6936897

>>6936466

>defending a shitpost that is OP.

>> No.6937068

>>6936311
Do this. Apppe pie is gay, bring in better ribs, apple pie will make everyone think you're a fucking flamer.

Everyone will respect you more if you bring better ribs, be cool about it though and drop hints. Be like, "Oh I brought ribs from (fancy place), they use grass fed beef from small local farms from (upstate, downstate, wherever the fuck). I just though we should have a good variety of meat from low quality stuff to some higher quality stuff. To each their own."

You'll sound a bit like a douchebag but people respect douchebags, girls will hate you but get wet when you talk down to them. Your co workers won't fuck with you and probably will try to get on your good side as long as you smile confidently and be friendly with them. It shows you didn't do it on purpose, but you are genuinely better than that other piece of shit who brought cheap ribs in. It's like it's just who you are, a guy who likes to share top quality experiences not out of spite but because you're a cool guy. That other fucker will probably sulk around to obliviousness.

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>>6937068
it's just me and like 3 other dudes i dont wanna bang

thiugh if apple pie is gay they might get the wrong idea oh no

>> No.6937374

sleep tight porker

>> No.6937402

Bring some baked potato salad. It goes good with bbq and is delicious.

To make, bake some potatoes, let cool for about 45 mins, then skin and cube. While warm, fold in a mix of 75/25 sour cream / mayo. Next, fold in shredded cheddar cheese, real bits of bacon, and chopped green onion. Finally, add some s & p and enjoy.

>> No.6937434

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6937436

>>6937363
Bringing apple pie to a group of 3 other guys is pretty much saying make an apple pie of my asshole. It's basically coming out of the closet and telling them you are DTF and suck.

Bring something different, like soda. Don't bring chocolate cake or cookies, stop thinking like a nancy. Bring a tray of onion rings or fries you fucking faggot pussy fucboi.

>> No.6937453

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6937460

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6937475

>>6936222
>implying some interracial autistic maymay is able to literally keep a person from enjoying anything because muh stereotypes

you're clinically dumb.

if there's a poor black guy perchance coming down to your doorstep asking for food, you don't systematically seek and filter your fucking fridge looking for anything that isn't watermelon, fried chicken or bicycles, you take whatever the fuck is in there and just bash across his fucking head with it. Even if it's a goddamn square shaped watermelon you fucking tell him to sit the fuck down on your porch and eat that shit right there in front of you and tell him he doesn't leave until he's done with it.

>> No.6937499

>>6936155
>55▶>>6936172 >>6936200 >>6936239 >>6936300 >>6936311 >>6936312 >>6936313 >>6936321 >>6936366 >>6936387 >>6936390 >>6936398 >>6936627 >>6937434 >>6937453 >>6937460

sleep tight porker

>> No.6937518

sleep tight porker

>> No.6937522

sleep tight porker

>> No.6937538

>>6936311
Omg this picture is one of my worst nihhtmares

>> No.6937542

>>6936387
Sleep tight porker

>> No.6937544

sleep tight porker

>> No.6937549

>>6936387
Oh show us the way to true masculinity and intellectual strength!
Sleep tite porka

>> No.6937566

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6937572

>>6936155
Wet wipes is the only appropriate answer

>> No.6937575

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

i hope i can sleep well tonight

>> No.6938028

sleep tight porker

>> No.6938041

SLEEP TIGHT PORKER

>> No.6938044

Collard greens.

>> No.6938071

sleep tight porker

>> No.6938127
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>>6937572
i thought about that!

anyway they all had a piece of my pie and enjoyed it ;o)

his ribs were out of an electric smoker. they were adequate and moist, but they werent charred or anything and had no character. reminded me of microwave shit. you guys were right, i should have brought better ribs.

it's 7:30am and i just got off work. now i am the sleep tight porker

>> No.6938143

Thanks doge

>> No.6938150

sleep tight porker

>> No.6938155

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6938183

>>6936155
Sleep tight porker

>> No.6938338

>>6936387

After reading this, them seeing how the OP isn't getting actual responses I'm starting to put stock into this statement.

ITT: brainwashed retards.

>> No.6938343

>>6936387
looks like someone don't wanna sleep well

sleep tight porker

>> No.6938346

Macaroni salad sucks.
sleep tight porker

>> No.6938350

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6938366

>>6936387

God Bless You.

Also: chutney & skillet corn bread.

>> No.6938375

Bring a sack of Big Macs.
sleep tight porker

>> No.6938382

>>6936155
I slept comfortably last night. It really does work! Thanks good sleep oinkers!

>> No.6938663

>>6936155

sleep tight porker

>> No.6938866

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6938961

>>6936155
Sleep tight porker

>> No.6938983

>>6936155
uh, baked beans, duh. or deviled eggs. though to be real honest, hush puppies would be top teir, if youc an do em right.

>> No.6938985

>>6937538
Worst case for them, their hand goes in for less than a second as they fall to the ground. Be more after of boiling caramel getting poured on your hand.

>> No.6938994

>>6938983
oh, sleep tight porker

>> No.6938999

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6939007

>>6936387
>I'm shocked to see this retardism on /ck/
don't lie

>> No.6939021
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>>6936155
Get two share box of McNuggers and a variety of dips.

Everyone likes nuggers.

>> No.6939104

sleep tight porker

>> No.6939229

Sleep tight porker.

>> No.6939344

>>6936155
Beer. Nobody will complain.

>> No.6939357

>>6939344
>beer
>work
choose 1

>> No.6939400
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>>6936155
"sleep tight porker "

>> No.6939422

sleep tight porker

>> No.6939454

sleep tight porker

>> No.6939476
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6939476

>>6936155
i prefer my pork raw

>> No.6939554

>>6939357
>his work doesnt let him drink beer
>his boss doesnt bring in beer for the rest of the employees to celebrate

perks of being an engineer I guess.

>> No.6939688

Sleep tight porker

>> No.6939717

sleep tight porker

>> No.6939722

>>6936387
sleep tight u cute widdle wild angry boar

>> No.6939727

>>6936155
Sleep tight porker

>> No.6939728

sleep tight porker

>> No.6939731

Sleep tight porker

>> No.6939768

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6939782

sleep tight porker

>> No.6939835

>>6936155
>comment
>literally using instagram memes
pure cancer

>> No.6940108

>>6936387
>Autism: the post.
Usually people don't automatically title their posts.

Sleep tight porker.

>> No.6940332
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6940332

sleep tight porker

>> No.6940475
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6940475

This is my favorite thread.

>> No.6940486
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>>6940332

>crumbs in bed

>> No.6940506

sleep tight porker

>> No.6940521
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sleep tight porker

>> No.6940528

sleep tight porker

>> No.6940683
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6940683

sleep tight porker

>> No.6940834

>>6936155
Sleep tight, porker

>> No.6941023

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6941080

>>6936155
sleep tight porker

>> No.6941130

>>6936155
"sleep tight porker"

>> No.6941150

porker tight sleep