/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6929767]

What would you eat if you were dining with the Führer?

[Anonymous No.6929772]

>>6929767

Rouladen mit spatzel and braised red cabbage with bacon.

Then for dessert a few bottles of TBA, the most perfect of German dessert wines.

[Anonymous No.6929784]

>>6929767
Strudel with creme

[Anonymous No.6929787]

probably some kind of fried meat and cabbage

[Anonymous No.6929789]

one cyanide pill

[Anonymous No.6929794]

Strudel with creme

[Anonymous No.6929797]

>>6929767
Some shit that I dont remember the name of - its like braised short ribs except pork - super tender cut, a Hoffbrau Weissbier, some spitzle, and some red cabbage like this faggot >>6929772 said.

[Anonymous No.6929799]

>>6929767

I would serve him some of his traditional Jewish foods

[Anonymous No.6929800]

it will be best dinner ever :)

[Anonymous No.6929803]

>>6929772

>eating meat and drinking wine with an abstinent vegetarian

Lolwut

[Anonymous No.6929808]

>>6929803

I don't care if he eats, only that he pays. TBA is €150+ for a 200ml bottle that's for cheaper vintages.

[Anonymous No.6929811]

>>6929803
apparently he wasnt a vegefucktard. apparently just eating meat gave him bad gas.
sauce: >>52780978

[Anonymous No.6929812]

Meth

[Anonymous No.6929852]

Habanero Daredevil loaded grillers w/ a large baja blast

[Anonymous No.6929883]

>>6929811
>it's not that he didn't eat meat, he just didn't eat meat
okay

[Anonymous No.6929890]

>>6929883
Drinking milk with someone lactose intolerant isn't the same as drinking it with someone that will say you're worse than (heh) Hitler

[Anonymous No.6929942]

Beverages, no alcohol, I've usually got some orange Jews or in typical NEET fashion, Mountain Jew, actually scrap those, they might be to Hasidic for Hitler, i know he had bad teeth to begin with, i wouldn't want to damage his enamel.

i really don't know, but I know id need to have a nice preheated oven, but not so hot it burns what Im cooking, and it would have to be simple i mean my kitchens not a slave labour camp or anything.

I suppose i could just see what's in the fridge and throw it to-ghetto, see what happens.

Maybe a picnic, but it depends on the weather, i don't want our day to get ruined by an unexpected shower.

Actually, i think we'd go out together, maybe some french place.

[Anonymous No.6929950]

Probably sushi

[Anonymous No.6929974]

Pork, some ham probably baked.

[Anonymous No.6930011]

>not knowing that our Great Führer didn't eat meat

Fucking Untermensch, when will they learn

[Anonymous No.6930022]

Meth, his favorite

[Anonymous No.6930027]

>>6929890
yeah, but the term vegetarian is't exclusive to an ideology, it can be that one is a vegetarian due to dietary concerns. Still the same word bruh

[Anonymous No.6930051]

>>6929767
>Eva Braun
>white

[Anonymous No.6930082]

Question to Americans: How well would you say that the generic American kid is educated about world history? I sometimes get the feeling it's in no way better than in Noth Korea.

[Anonymous No.6930089]

>>6930082
it's alright but very america centric

if america wasn't involved in it we didn't learn it

[Anonymous No.6930095]

>>6930082
We don't learn world history until high school and its only just one course of it.

[Anonymous No.6930098]

>>6930082

history is for faggots, it's America's time now.

[Anonymous No.6930099]

Führer cake

[Anonymous No.6930103]

>>6930082
Not very good in my opinion.

But at least it doesn't contain the blatant disinformation and propaganda of north korea

[Anonymous No.6930110]

>>6930103
>But at least it doesn't contain the blatant disinformation and propaganda of north korea

[Anonymous No.6930116]

>>6930051
>Germans
>White

[Anonymous No.6930122]

>>6930089
So basicly you only learn 3 centuries back

[Anonymous No.6930126]

>>6929767

[Anonymous No.6930140]

Pizzas party with Hitler

[Anonymous No.6930141]

>>6930122
>3 centuries back

Yes, all the important stuff that happened in history.

[Anonymous No.6930178]

>>6929811
>apparently he wasnt a vegefucktard. apparently just eating meat gave him bad gas.

he was very much a vegetarian. and it was his own meat free diet that gave him terrible gas. he also used a lot of medication.

don't get me wrong, i'm not saying he was unhealthy because he didn't eat meat, just that he had a very unhealthy diet.

[Anonymous No.6930188]

>>6929808
ice wine when....

[Anonymous No.6930205]

>>6930126
>Currywurst with Weißbier and Brezn
triggered, tbh

[Anonymous No.6930236]

>>6930082
Unless you're in IB or AP classes, you don't learn shit.

[Anonymous No.6930239]

>>6930188

TBA isn't icewein.

Not even close.

[Anonymous No.6930254]

>>6930082
States set more guidelines around that than the federal government, and each school district is funded locally so rich areas have much more resources and can hire better teachers. In other words, it varies a lot, but on average it is pretty poor because most schools are poorly funded.

[Anonymous No.6930256]

>>6930027
>apparently he wasnt a vegefucktard. apparently just eating meat gave him bad gas.

I thought this was the word discussed. Since from the wording and context we can tell exactly what type of vegetarian he is referring to.

[Anonymous No.6930270]

>>6930254
Your right about the funding but once common core is in full effect all standards will be the same across all states and districts.

[Anonymous No.6930275]

>>6929811
>vegefucktard
Someone's triggered

[Anonymous No.6930278]

>>6930103
>But at least it doesn't contain the blatant disinformation and propaganda of north korea

AAAAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6930285]

>>6930270
>>6930270
>because most schools are poorly funded.

Lol, no. This is often repeated but there is a HUGE disconnect between American spending on school versus the quality of education.

America spends among the most money per student on public education. In 2011 there were only three countries that spent more: Austria, Norway, and Switzerland.

Source:
http://nces.ed.gov/programs/coe/indicator_cmd.asp

Yet despite that massive spending, the US ranks 15th in overall student performance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_student_performance

More money is not the solution.

[Anonymous No.6930295]

>>6930278

US education might not be great but they don't go around telling kids that "dear leader" has godlike powers.

[Anonymous No.6930302]

>>6930285
Money is pointless if it is managed by incompetent leaders.

[Anonymous No.6930311]

>>6930302

That was my point. People seem to love to say "oh we need more money" but in reality the problem is the bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.6930313]

>>6930095
Huh? I learned throughout my entire education. It rotated with social studies. There was one course on American history itself. And one economics course too

[Anonymous No.6930316]

>>6930285
You do realize that in America we have super fucking rich school distiricts that have massive amounts of money.

These are few in number and produce the best students they also massively outspend poorer students

Then there are super poor inner city schools that have barely enough funding to stay open and produce the worst students and these schools are frequent in number

[Anonymous No.6930317]

>>6929767

I got this recipe last year on a /pol/ food thread just prior to Christmas. It was a huge hit for the family dinner and I ended up making a second cake within an hour of it being served.

Fuhrer Cake

1 1/3 cups light brown sugar, firmly packed
1/2 cup melted margarine
2 eggs, lightly beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 cup milk
2 cups finely chopped apple
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup raisins

Preparation

Grease and flour a 13x9x2-inch baking pan.

In a large mixing bowl, combine sugar and melted margarine. Beat in eggs and vanilla with a wooden spoon.

Into another bowl sift flour, baking soda, baking powder, and cinnamon. Stir into egg mixture alternating with milk. Stir in apples and chopped walnuts.

Spoon batter into prepared pan. Bake at 350° for about 45 minutes, until cake springs back when gently pressed with finger.

[Anonymous No.6930319]

>>6930295
>but they don't go around telling kids that "dear leader" has godlike powers.

[Anonymous No.6930323]

Why is there far more yuroposting on /ck/ than on the other boards?

[Anonymous No.6930325]

>>6930313
I think he might have been talking about "world history" specifically.

When I was in school we had "social studies" all through the lower grades. In 7th grade we had an additional history class for our state specifically. In 8th grade we had geography, 9th we had "american history" and in 10th we had "world history". My school also offered European history, which was an AP/honors course offered as an elective (not required).

And frankly that's not very adequate. You can barely learn most US history in a single course let alone attempting to learn European history in the same, or god help you world history.

[Anonymous No.6930329]

>>6930323
There isn't. They infect every board equally.

[Anonymous No.6930341]

>>6930329
I don't know man.
I browse about a dozen different boards every day and every time I come back on /ck/ it's always AMERICANS DO THIS AMERICANS R DUM AMERICANS AMIRITE

It's becoming like an even more shitty /tv/.

[Anonymous No.6930342]

>>6930317

Disregard the raisins, it's better without them in.

[Anonymous No.6930347]

>>6930341
So hide their faggotry. It's amazing how much better this board is when you hide all the obvious shitposting threads and posts.

[Anonymous No.6930350]

>>6929767
Anything that can be eaten with a spoon. There was a whole thing about Aryan food and only eating with a spoon

[Anonymous No.6930352]

>>6930082
It depends entirely on where the kid's from. On average, I'd say not very well. Although in my experience, most students everywhere have a pretty poor grasp of history. I know in my school district, you got to pick your classes in high school, and most kids just went for the bare minimum required, which was pretty low. If you take AP History or are in an IB program, your grasp of history is going to be much better than the lowest common denominator.

I think the thing that typifies American education is the extremely wide bell curve that it puts out; we lead the world in Nobel laureates, but we also lead the world in people getting killed by lawnmowers.