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6925953

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:52:46 2015 No.6925953 [Reply] [Original]

How do I eat pizza from a square plate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:54:24 2015 No.6925958 File: 13 KB, 500x501, 44400_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6925953 As you can see this plate is incompatible with the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:57:35 2015 No.6925969 >>6925953 cut into four triangles. rotate each slice 90°

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:58:26 2015 No.6925970 >>6925969 Could you make a tutorial for me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:18:24 2015 No.6926026 >>6925970 haven't got a pizza. don't see the point of square plates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:20:21 2015 No.6926032 >>6925969 >four triangles >four=four >triangles=three So he'd have to buy another pizza to get the fourth triangle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:23:08 2015 No.6926044 >>6926032 Are you kidding or are you an idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:26:40 2015 No.6926051 >>6926032 please tell me you're 5 or something. Jesus maths isn't this hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:36:22 2015 No.6926074 File: 5 KB, 239x235, 1378406455047.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926032

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:04:19 2015 No.6926144 >>6925953 The first question you should be asking is why you're eating a pizza off a plate. Just grab the fucker out the oven an slice it and shove it in your facehole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:09:35 2015 No.6926156 >>6925953 leave the pizza whole hold the plate up to yo face and chew the pizza from the edge like a tortoise

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:27:21 2015 No.6926412 >>6926032 please someone screen cap this for future generations

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:33:52 2015 No.6926430 >>6925953 You're making a problem out of nothing. Unless the slice is way bigger than the plate, nothing is wrong. Even if it's bigger than the plate, just put a paper towel under the plate to catch any crumbs/grease/etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:38:07 2015 No.6926443 File: 166 KB, 1406x740, autism in ck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926412 got your back, fam

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:47:25 2015 No.6926474 File: 613 KB, 2203x2937, best friend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926032

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 16:54:17 2015 No.6926706 >>6926032 Are you skipping your middle school geometry class to post on 4chan today anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:00:08 2015 No.6926726 File: 2.56 MB, 3840x2160, 1399068688528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926032 That's a keeper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:07:06 2015 No.6926766 >>6926032 >>6926044 >>6926051 >>6926074 >>6926412 >>6926443 >>6926474 >>6926706 >>6926726 I don't get it, why he dumb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:14:29 2015 No.6926802 >>6926766 Yes, why he dumb, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:31:40 2015 No.6926860 >>6926766 >>6926802 you best be trolling niggar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:34:10 2015 No.6926869 >>6926860 It seems too obvious what's wrong in his post plus he worded it oddly, does he think three triangles (slices) makes a full pizza? I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:52:56 2015 No.6926923 File: 25 KB, 250x250, PartySlice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6925953 That pie has a decent Pollock ratio, but it needs the toppings pushed out to the edge a little more. Also: Party slices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:13:05 2015 No.6926995 File: 46 KB, 520x293, Afred-E-Neuman4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926860 Why you upset?