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6925884 No.6925884 [Reply] [Original]

Ham and cheese is the worst combination. Smells and tastes like spoiled pussy.

>> No.6925889

>>6925884
Agreed. But yo mamas sweet pussy tastes and smells like Ham and Cheese rather than the other way around.

>> No.6925894

>>6925884

when exactly does the pussy spoil, somewhere around 30?

>> No.6925897
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6925897

>not liking the smell of pussy

Good news is you've done the hardest part of rollerblading.

>> No.6925899

>>6925889
kek

>> No.6925905

>>6925894
18

>> No.6925909

>>6925897
>being this insecure

>> No.6925912

>>6925894
15

>> No.6925916

>>6925897
That sketch was genius.

>> No.6925930

>>6925909

rollerblader detected

>> No.6925990

>>6925884
Also if you open a fat chicks pussy it looks like a hot ham and cheese sandwich.

>> No.6926081

it's the best combination ever, faggot

>> No.6926095

>>6926081
youre wrong and still mentally 6

>> No.6926543

>>6926095
you're wrong and still mentally 5

>> No.6926547

Why don't you try using some actual ham and real cheese, you ignoramus.

>> No.6926565

>>6925894
Any man who's afraid of pussy is, well, a huge fucking faggot. That pretty much sums it up.
There's no expiration on pussy, there's only expiration on whores.
I've been with a few milfs who had fucking golden pussies, and conversely, I've had young pussy that I'd rather forget about. It all depends on the lady.

>> No.6926578

>>6925884

It depends on what you do with the ham and bread. I roast the ham on an iron skillet and season with Thai chili sauce and bread is prepped in a waffle iron with garlic and Parmesan cheese.

Don't be basic, variety is the spice of life.

>> No.6926586

>ham and cheese
>bad

I bet you think butter and cucumber sandwiches are gross too. Fag.

>> No.6926606

>>6926565
oh guys look here it's McPussy Jones, pussy emperor

>> No.6926610

>>6926606
>someone's Jellybeans

>> No.6926619

>>6925894
Between 10-14, you need to have it medium rare

>> No.6926628

>>6926606

>implying McPussy Jones wasn't deposed by his son Pussy in 2009 after the Fingerblast army switched over to his side

>> No.6928225

>>6925884
That is not ham, OP.

>> No.6928275

>a lot of ham
>a little amount of cheese
shit

>a lot of cheese
>a little amount of ham
godlike

>> No.6928423

>>6925884
>Smells and tastes like spoiled pussy.
Confirmed for never smelling pussy