What ever happened with that show he was supposed to be on? Where he cries. I would look it up myself but I can't remember the name of the show.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:53:29 2015 No.6924935 [Reply] [Original]

What ever happened with that show he was supposed to be on? Where he cries. I would look it up myself but I can't remember the name of the show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:57:07 2015 No.6924940 >>6924935 something something texas investors club

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:16:20 2015 No.6924989 >>6924935 http://allmyvideos.net/d2ragai8t5dz

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:19:28 2015 No.6924996 File: 179 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_eggstremely_annoyed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6924935 >>6924940 >not worshiping the King of Cu/ck/s >>6924989 Well done, fellow Ja/ck/off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:19:58 2015 No.6924998 >>6924989 Oh shit. Thanks. I'm watching it right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:20:20 2015 No.6924999 >thread started during 'straya hours >not obvious shitposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:28:39 2015 No.6925009 >>6924935 these hicks figure out pretty damn quick he's a fraud.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 05:05:21 2015 No.6925048

God damn that was fucking amazing. I wish they would play this in my local theater. I smiled more than I have in a long time that now my mucles hurt from smiling.

He thinks he's so fucking charming but he's just lacking self esteem. He's like idiots that talk louder in order to make themselves feel smart.

I'm going to watch it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 06:39:21 2015 No.6925141 >>6924989 >Jack Scall-a-fatty top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 07:10:50 2015 No.6925183 >>6924935 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA how perfect are these yorkshire puds, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 07:40:19 2015 No.6925209 >>6925183 you know you're a shit cook when you mess up english recipes, they're practically designed to be retard proof

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 09:46:40 2015 No.6925392 >>6925209 My English muffins were quite dense. Probably recipes fault. Fuck volumemetric measurements of powders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 09:49:46 2015 No.6925398 >>6925183 they came out beauuuutiful!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:03:44 2015 No.6925979 Jack is the biggest piece of garbage in the cooking world on YouTube. Is there seriously anyone worse than him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:10:42 2015 No.6925991 >>6924935 That fat retarded meatball has never even seen a university, never mind actually graduating from one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:13:13 2015 No.6926004 >Jack the Cuck's last vid >He is going to grill something This isn't going to end well, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAzrjdkTC9M

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:13:29 2015 No.6926006 >>6925183 I seriously thought he was going to stick his hand in the blender for a minute there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:22:06 2015 No.6926039 >>6926004 I imagine a good part of Jack's day is calling these "As Seen on TV" product companies and demanding free samples to review while stating his $3.5 million value company worth

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:31:54 2015 No.6926066 >>6926004 holy shit, lol. I HATE THIS MAN SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:37:24 2015 No.6926077 >>6926004 >gets sent a free product >doesn't bother reading what it does or how it works >LOL LETS JUST PUT THIS ON THE GRILL AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS Why do people even bother sending him shit?

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:29:24 2015 No.6926225 [DELETED]

>>6924989
Jesus Christ, that "man" is such a piece of shit. I love those Texans though, cool dudes
would share a beer with/10

Really puts into perspective what a piece of shit Jack is though, this is like those cuck pics with the tiny dick side by side to a decent dick. This fucking weak pussy bitch. Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:32:52 2015 No.6926239 >>6926004 That is one fucking Peanut M&M lookin' muthafucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:41:51 2015 No.6926269 >>6926077 Ja/ck/ is why companies have liability insurance and include asinine instructions with products like "Do not touch hot surfaces" and shit. Fuck you, you fat piece of fucking shit you are what is wrong with the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:00:14 2015 No.6926342 >>6925048 It was the most unified I've ever seen /ck/

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:04:43 2015 No.6926351

>>6924989
>http://allmyvideos.net/d2ragai8t5dz
>300k for 20%
>You don't know me

Holy fuck, cu/ck/s, he really is the King of delusions. How could his stupid jello sauce company possibly be worth 1.5 million?! How can someone even say that with a straight face?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:19:56 2015 No.6926386 File: 1.09 MB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-13362229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926004 >2:10 HE PUTS HIS PHONE IN THE STYROFOAM CARTON WHERE RAW MEAT HAD BEEN SITTING SINCE IT WAS PACKED!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:26:29 2015 No.6926406 File: 215 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926004 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:27:49 2015 No.6926413 >>6926406 How horrible and muddy are his shits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:31:00 2015 No.6926421 >>6924989 >I am the only jewtuber that answers all my emails >I give away my sauce to the mailman >I'm real He is the most fake faggot shill I've ever seen. I want to see him destroyed and his life crumble before him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:31:21 2015 No.6926422 >>6925209 Any homemade pastry that fluffs can be a bitch to get right on the first time - but the fact that this fucking retard apparently didn't even know what his end product was supposed to look like is mind-boggling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:33:03 2015 No.6926428 >>6926422 *puffs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:35:12 2015 No.6926433 >>6926421 >I give away my sauce to the mailman That's cos his house is full of boxes of the stuff no one's buying.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:40:31 2015 No.6926453

>>6926422
I make them fairly regularly and there is always that slight fear that they won't rise. the releif when you crack open the oven to take a peek and see huge puffballs rising from the tray.

The fact that he did no research and then does an instructional video on how to make something he's never made or even seen before is the true mark of his arrogance.

He has a fairly recent video where he promotes a $55 mystery meat-box. Its contents being about $30 (retail) of jerky and just jerky from one company, which is (i'm assuming here) probably on the expensive side of the preserved meat product spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:44:03 2015 No.6926466 File: 332 KB, 1280x881, 1320532588968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926004 >Smallish flare-up >"All the meat is just gone" Jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:48:20 2015 No.6926476 >>6926466 >that wasn't funny No jack it was fu/ck/ing hilarious. Dance for me monkey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:48:47 2015 No.6926478 >>6925392 they are quite hard to get right actually, yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:54:15 2015 No.6926498 >>6926004 I think what bothers me more than anything is that he bought pre-seasoned chicken. Not a big deal for your average person, but he has a "successful" cooking youtube channel. You think he could figure out the seasoning himself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:56:05 2015 No.6926502 >>6926498 or use the 'best' seasoning. I hear there's someone somewhere that sells it I just can't remember who.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:57:21 2015 No.6926505 File: 220 KB, 1200x1012, 1440923675475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926451

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:59:34 2015 No.6926511 >>6926505 Damn I never realized how much he already looks like Pepe

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 16:24:29 2015 No.6926581

>>6926004
Oh fuck he pisses me off. He's supposed to be an "above average" cook since he thinks he's teaching people shit and reviewing things as if his experience with it is what's going to sell it to you.

He doesn't even read the instructions! Who the fuck does that?

My worst annoyance with him is the fact that he's so dirty. He never cleans his station. He seems to not wash his hands when handling meat. His burgers are fucking raw you donkey!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:52:47 2015 No.6926922 >>6924989 This was one of the most glorious takedowns I've seen on a show like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:09:16 2015 No.6926982 >>6924989 > did you come here just becauyse of your youtube show perfect

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:22:47 2015 No.6927029

>>6925183
>comments disabled
kek. The hilarious part isn't even that he fucked up the Yorkshire puddings. It's the fact that he didn't even know what they should fucking look like. That's like saying "I'm going to make mashed potatoes!" and you end up with a baked potato.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:24:23 2015 No.6927031
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>>6926421
I like how in some videos Jack pretends to talk to people "behind the scenes" like saying his "camera man" is laughing knowing there is no one there. He did it quite a bit when he was trying to get on food network by making his show seem bigger and more professional. It's pretty damn pathetic but funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:39:28 2015 No.6927085 File: 48 KB, 500x603, imanhb2015[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927031 I think his wife is behind the camera sometimes when she isn't out with some other men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:00:36 2015 No.6927150 File: 184 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_comin_to_cu-ck-for-u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You come home and a few minutes later the King shows up at your door >Heey anon, Jack Scalfani here >What do you want me to make for dinner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:12:00 2015 No.6927194 >>6927150 Nothing, if you did I'd have to rush to the hospital.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:14:04 2015 No.6927200 File: 1.06 MB, 916x720, Code_Talker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927150 I want you to make your way off my land.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:19:51 2015 No.6927215 >>6927031 >That video where Jack is bossing around a freelance film crew that's from one of his reviews of Free Products companies to make it look like a full film crew shoots all of his stuff. How furious would you be if you were one of those guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:24:57 2015 No.6927231 >>6926004 >those wrinkly, petrified sausages

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:25:09 2015 No.6927232 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_juicy_chicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927194 >How about some of my famous juicy chicken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:26:12 2015 No.6927236 >>6924989 jesus christ Jack is an entertainer, not a chef

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:26:13 2015 No.6927237 File: 166 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_fistflush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927200 >But I brought limes to fist your poultry

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:27:01 2015 No.6927240 >>6927215 I'm pretty sure Jack faked that and piped in some sounds of people talking into the video. You only see one guy on screen, probably some dude from his church.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:43:43 2015 No.6927294 Can a company that makes poisons send some samples to ol Jacko? I'm sure he won't read the instructions anyway

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:43:48 2015 No.6927295

1,5 million - 2 million views a month? No.

Jack reaches about 1,3 in the good months(best advertising months), which makes him about $4000. I'd say a maximum average of $3000 a month right now.

If you look at since he started he has average about $1200 a month

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:45:48 2015 No.6927307 >>6927295 You also have to realize that 3-4 videos a week is a VERY time consuming project. Definitely on par with normal work hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:47:35 2015 No.6927321 >>6927295 Yeah I would estimate he annually makes between 12-25k (gross) depending on click throughs and which ads are displayed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:48:35 2015 No.6927326 >>6927307 Which makes the paltry amount of money he makes all the more pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:50:02 2015 No.6927337 >>6927321 I even calculated it wrong 1 million views is about $3000 in your pocket. He has a total of 44 million. What does that average every month since 2006 when he started?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:55:01 2015 No.6927360 >>6926004 >grease fire >all the meat is gone wait what? Really? Also, how dumb do you have to be to even managing to get a grease fire, even at high heat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:55:37 2015 No.6927361 >>6925009 Dude, they're not hicks, they're business assholes. An accent does not make you into poor rural white trash.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:57:57 2015 No.6927371

>>6926077
It's not for the advertising obviously. They're sending him stuff as a test bed for liability lawsuits. They can't know what some retard will do with their product to injure themselves or burn their house down without trying it out, so they give it to Jack to see how badly a barely literate mongoloid can fuck up with their product.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:58:29 2015 No.6927374 >>6927337 Can you seriously not do 443000 / (12 (2015-2006))?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:58:58 2015 No.6927377 >>6926386 >Jack probably didn't even clean his phone after placing it in the raw meat styrofoam tray beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:59:44 2015 No.6927380 >>6927374 I never finished high school

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:01:53 2015 No.6927385 >>6927150 I feel like I'm mostly immune to /pol/shit but looking at his disgusting face makes me want to know what race he is so I can hate them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:07:00 2015 No.6927396 >>6927361 >>6927361 No but a mullet does they wouldn't have that show if matthew mcconaugheys brother wasn't on the show it was still great seeing them pick jack apart though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:20:59 2015 No.6927438 >>6927385 Jack claims to be Italian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:27:48 2015 No.6927463 File: 179 KB, 444x342, 1439502942622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926004 Every vid I watch he just su/ck/s more and more at cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:38:00 2015 No.6927490 >>6925183 >gets all of his recipes from forum posters Everything makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:38:04 2015 No.6927491 >>6927360 Or how disgusting is the bottom of your grill that it creates an impossible to extinguish tire fire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:09:17 2015 No.6927591 >>6926004 ~10:00, he doesn't bother to clean his fucking camera lens? What, did he spit food over it while he was talking with his fool mouth full? Gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:14:33 2015 No.6927606 >>6927200 Don't you want one of Uncle Jack's famous Bison Burgers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:36:15 2015 No.6927697 >>6925183 In hia defense his redo really did come out well

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:39:45 2015 No.6927715 >>6927438 His family must be from the real tomato nigger parts because I know Italians and they don't look like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:05:09 2015 No.6927828 File: 144 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927606 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:07:36 2015 No.6927838 >>6927828 kek, is this serious? Ja/ck/ is a master level troll

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 00:33:49 2015 No.6928359 >>6927838 Yup serious. And no, Jack is too fucking stupid to troll he undercooks meat all the time. In that video he specified that bison had to be cooked rare or it's ruined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 02:22:44 2015 No.6928615 File: 168 KB, 1280x720, 1433914842031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post more J A / C K /

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 02:27:59 2015 No.6928619 >>6926342 yea, tons of hype on here. and when they were airing the episode that thread was like watching a monday night football thread on /sp/, so busy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 02:49:58 2015 No.6928641 >>6928615 One day I'll crop this image and enlarge the "Sage" by Jack's head for future posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 03:04:11 2015 No.6928659 File: 27 KB, 429x410, 1381967381257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927828 looks delicious tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 04:23:05 2015 No.6928791 >>6928659 Enjoy that stomach pump bro. You should never eat pre packaged ground meat rare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 04:55:19 2015 No.6928858 File: 3.04 MB, 640x360, 1410933938914.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927491 He says he doesn't need to clean it anymore since he thinks it all burned up. Fat, lazy, and dirty. Makes me want to gag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 04:57:10 2015 No.6928861 >>6928791 I've never gotten sick from it, and it tastes so good, but I know I shouldn't do it. It's like playing Russian Roulette.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 05:15:46 2015 No.6928886 >>6924989 I can't believe that Gil is in Mensa But they come in all types I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 05:24:55 2015 No.6928899 File: 56 KB, 856x359, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926004 which one of you fucks is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 06:43:33 2015 No.6928975 >>6928615 Is he at Cucky's or something? What's with all the women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 07:02:26 2015 No.6928992 >>6926406 How is it possible that everything he makes looks so unappetising.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 07:39:10 2015 No.6929020 >>6928899 probably that smarmy fuck karan harsh wardhan. i see him lurking around here all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 07:44:49 2015 No.6929026 >>6928899 OMG...who in the fuck would link a /ck/ thread on the regular interwebz?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:16:49 2015 No.6929060 File: 187 KB, 853x837, rarestburgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 09:13:14 2015 No.6929177 >>6927237 did he really put a whole lime into the chicken???

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 09:23:07 2015 No.6929196 >>6926004 he doesnt even know his fucking temps holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 09:54:52 2015 No.6929262 >>6924989 >hes got the best bbq sauce in the world and hes never bbq'd before? Hit the nail on the head

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 10:18:45 2015 No.6929303 File: 544 KB, 1350x839, jakatak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6926505

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 10:25:00 2015 No.6929324 >>6927295 He also has the income from his meme sauces and whatever the hell else he does for money

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 10:31:47 2015 No.6929335 File: 7 KB, 150x150, 1442069247172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6929324 >income >$5,45 a month pick one. nobody buys this shit, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:20:50 2015 No.6929436 >>6929335 >sold in walmart >white america There has to be retards out there buying this shit just because it says "best sauce" on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:23:16 2015 No.6929441 File: 295 KB, 1078x1322, 2015-09-30_11.15.05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lazy man's omelette gets cucked by ramsay

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:34:44 2015 No.6929611 File: 49 KB, 748x320, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wtf is a "men's retreat"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:37:01 2015 No.6929620 >>6929611 Probably some dumb Christian gay sex camping trip, I bet jack manned the grill all weekend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:39:30 2015 No.6929629 File: 124 KB, 700x950, Alpha-vs-Beta-Male1[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6929611 It's where you can learn how to stop being a beta cu/ck/ faggot. Somehow I doubt it worked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:41:00 2015 No.6929634 >>6929611 his wife kicked him out of the house to be with her lover

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:41:05 2015 No.6929635 >>6929611 It's where married men go to act out on their homoerotic fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:56:48 2015 No.6929673 >>6929611 It's where henpecked betas go to commiserate away from their domineering harpy wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:59:26 2015 No.6929678 >>6929620 If he did then everyone must have gotten e coli or salmonella poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:48:44 2015 No.6929791 >>6924989 Just holy shit. They handled him with kid gloves and he comes off as a total cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:59:24 2015 No.6929825 >>6924935 God damn, how has his son not run away from home or tried to fucking kill this sack of shit? If this pathetic excuse for a man was my father I would be fucking ashamed to be seen with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:20:06 2015 No.6929885 >>6929825 I've heard he has another son older than Jack Jr. That got the fuck out ASAP. Someone said he even told Jack to shut up and that he hated him on camera. Anyone have source on that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:03:21 2015 No.6929992 New cuck on the go. I feel bad for his church. It has to be very irritating having this idiot film you while you eat. http://youtu.be/Y0WYZnPxi9c

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:11:50 2015 No.6930013 File: 127 KB, 640x640, 1434497641555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6929885 He has an estranged older son who goes hard fam. https://instagram.com/gshock_cali/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:13:43 2015 No.6930023 >>6924935 he cried kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:15:29 2015 No.6930025 >>6930013 Holy fuck, my mind is blown by this shit. https://instagram.com/p/4LvU3NG4vO/?taken-by=gshock_cali It's legit, he is actually somehow the son of Ja/ck/. I need to go outside and giggle for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:21:22 2015 No.6930042 File: 519 KB, 538x539, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930025 he's fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:23:31 2015 No.6930050 File: 175 KB, 1280x720, qtazn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6929992 The highlight is the qt asian grill that somehow got caught by Ja/ck/. Too bad Jr. wasn't there to lay some pipe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:27:18 2015 No.6930058 >>6929992 >what do you mean by fatty yellowtail for those who don't know >oh it just has more fat gotcha kek the place makes the sushi for the local school he literally when to a college cafeteria

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:29:32 2015 No.6930062 File: 2.35 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930058

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:29:37 2015 No.6930063 >>6930013 looks like a junkie but I still get the feeling he's way more intelligent and reasonable than the rest of the Scalfanis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:30:48 2015 No.6930066 >>6929992 >2:30 Can't stand to watch more. holy fuck. CRINGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:31:21 2015 No.6930067 File: 1.66 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930050 best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:32:18 2015 No.6930070 File: 71 KB, 605x605, jakatakaburger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930062 Daily reminder that this is Ja/ck/'s body AFTER P90X

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:32:25 2015 No.6930071 File: 1.74 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930067 KENDALL IS LOVE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:35:04 2015 No.6930073 File: 54 KB, 700x700, 034_Disgust-700x700[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930071 >>6930067 >that nose

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:39:02 2015 No.6930080 File: 1.81 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930073 what are you some sort of gay boy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:43:12 2015 No.6930090 >>6930070 There's a comparison pic around with his appearance before and after. Glorious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:05:33 2015 No.6930156 >>6930071 >>6930067 >>6930080 Burn in hell lefty

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:07:42 2015 No.6930160 >>6930080 She's holding the chop sticks wrong would not bang also, REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:11:35 2015 No.6930169 File: 1.77 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930160 it was her first time trying sushi it was so cute. when she tries the wasabi and starts to say its not hot and then it hits her >hfw

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:15:06 2015 No.6930179 >>6930169 You don't train your pets before letting them out into public?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:16:49 2015 No.6930184 [DELETED]

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>>6930025
Lol Jack's son has a business selling shitty brass bullet necklaces and is a shitty music video producer. If this fat retard decided to follow after his dad and make a cooking channel he could easily surpass his dad as king cuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:25:08 2015 No.6930207 File: 1.98 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-09-30-16-23-39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This family is too much, I can't take anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:35:43 2015 No.6930223 >>6930025 he looks straight out of the character select screen in King of Cucks 2015

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:40:14 2015 No.6930237

>>6930184
Are we seriously considering the notion that Ja/ck/ was able to achieve a full erection, insert his engorged member into a willing woman and then ejaculate his tard seed into her? Am I then to believe that the woman didn't kill herself or have an abortion when she learned she was pregnant? And then somehow that baby wasn't thrown in a river or crushed by a boulder?

Let's face the facts: Ja/ck/ is in fact impotent and a cu/ck/ extraordinaire. His "sons" are not related to him and he is a house husband for his manly pigwife who regularly fucks other men (real men).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:42:30 2015 No.6930243 >>6930223 How does that game work? You select a cu/ck/ and then the fight starts but the cu/ck/s just sit in the corner shadow boxing while two big black guys actually fight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:42:55 2015 No.6930244 >>6930243 yes, it's very popular with twitch streamers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:05:28 2015 No.6930304 File: 245 KB, 1280x720, jaktheglutton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For a Christard this guy seems to have forgotten that gluttony is a sin. Seriously, how fat do you have to be before Jesus hates your guts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:08:51 2015 No.6930312 File: 232 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_pepe_reloaded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930304 The King is a cheeky one

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:12:29 2015 No.6930322 >>6930312 >>6930304 Holy shit he lost a ton of hair lately. Plus he looks even fatter than ever before, and something seems off with his skin/complexion. The Cuck King is well on his way to stroke city yet again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:13:40 2015 No.6930330 File: 68 KB, 594x720, 1443594164852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6928641

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:14:56 2015 No.6930335 File: 42 KB, 393x450, 1396229533166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930330

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:23:28 2015 No.6930620 >>6926004 BEAUTIFULLY RARE BURGERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:40:11 2015 No.6930649 >>6924989 >This gosh darn egomaniac, there ain't no way of gettin' him back! Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:41:23 2015 No.6930650 Wtf? Are we not allowed to post YT links anymore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:46:00 2015 No.6930658 >>6924989 >Crying What a little baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:50:27 2015 No.6930667 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, JackChicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6927232 I'm making webms. Anyone got any suggestions for clips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:58:20 2015 No.6930685 >>6930667 So fuckin gross, it looks like strawberry jam but you know it's blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:00:22 2015 No.6930688 >>6930667 source pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:01:57 2015 No.6930689 >>6930688 McCormick Bag 'n' Season Review https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:04:17 2015 No.6930691 >>6930689 thx fam

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:09:22 2015 No.6930704 File: 1011 KB, 1366x768, cucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:19:34 2015 No.6930734 >>6930667 LOOK AT THAT... THAT'S GREAT cmon jack...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:33 2015 No.6930751 >>6930689 >>6930667 holy fuck. How is this fat fuck not dead yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:51 2015 No.6930752 >>6930312 How did Jack get so smug bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:52 2015 No.6930753 File: 58 KB, 502x402, BeGone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:29:20 2015 No.6930755 >>6930650 Posts with the c-word usually get del'd every ja/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:35:02 2015 No.6930769 File: 39 KB, 400x600, roawww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930689

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:46:47 2015 No.6930805 File: 847 KB, 400x240, decalisse.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6929825 >>6929885 >>6930013 >>6930042 >>6930025 In this https://instagram.com/p/69JtLDm4v7/?taken-by=gshock_cali He says that his papa is a Vietnam vet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:51:49 2015 No.6930819 >>6930667 No requests? Come on, I'm bored. Someone must want something from one of his videos webm'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:59:41 2015 No.6930847 >>6930819 https://vimeo.com/37695217 webm1 : around 1:00 when ariel rolls a sausage in corn flakes webm2: starting at 1:24 the whole sequence where they tate it webm3: allt the prep vid in 2 secs shots thanks m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:03:25 2015 No.6930861 File: 1.25 MB, 450x237, natashslut.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930819 1. the first 5 seconds, where you have the cook and ariel, chatting and dancing around 2. 1:13 the sequence where they taste it. with MHMHMHHH subtext.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:10:28 2015 No.6930885 >>6930847 I can do 1 and 2, I'm not sure what you mean by 3. >>6930861 Is this about the same video as >>6930847? I can't do 2, as I can't be fucked to figure out how to do subtitles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:12:38 2015 No.6930890 File: 59 KB, 588x534, legendre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930885 eh eh! no problem men!it is about thesame thing for vid 2, fuck the subtitles. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:16:27 2015 No.6930903 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x720, hotdog1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930890 Out of interest, are you drunk, high or foreign right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:22:46 2015 No.6930918 >>6930903 Yes: Drunk Yes: French Canadian

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:23:05 2015 No.6930920 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, hotdog2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930890

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:23:46 2015 No.6930922 >>6930903 That's fantastic!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:25:58 2015 No.6930928 >>6930918 Keep posting, drunk foreigners are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:26:15 2015 No.6930930 File: 998 KB, 1280x720, hotdog3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6930918 This is honestly the last request of yours I could understand.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:27:57 2015 No.6930933

>>6930903
>just got back from night criminal law class
>starting to get drunk myself

wanna make a webm of the part where he eats the sausage and hates on his son. starts at 4:07 go as long as you can where its worth it if youre still making them please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mut1DVWt0&index=3&list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:30:28 2015 No.6930939 >>6924989 >http://allmyvideos.net/d2ragai8t5dz look, i shoot guns, hunt, fuck around and work on a farm. i really do, but shit these guys are fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:32:20 2015 No.6930943 >>6930939 one of them is matthew maconaughey's brother and no i'm not looking up how to spell that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:32:22 2015 No.6930944 >>6930930 i need the link to this RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:33:43 2015 No.6930948 >>6930944 its like 10 posts up you faggot

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:34:21 2015 No.6930950

>>6930933
Well here's the thing. Do you want this clip for the conversation or because he looks gross eating a hot dog? Because I can do sound, but I can't upload it here. Sound webms only work on /gif/ or /wsg/ as far as I know. Also both of those boards have a 4MB limit rather than the 3MB limit here.

So, did you want a ~4MB webm with sound that you can't post on this board, or a ~3MB silent webm that you can post here? Also, I can't do subtitles cos it's too much work to figure out how.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:34:55 2015 No.6930953 >>6930948 oh right, i will now delete my post out of embarassment

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:36:31 2015 No.6930954 >>6930933 isnt this guy super religious but gluttony is a sin for him

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:37:00 2015 No.6930958 >>6930944 >>6930847 >https://vimeo.com/37695217 She's topless in this one https://vimeo.com/38528658 That is some terribly annoying shit

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:38:19 2015 No.6930962

>>6930950
I didn't know that nonsound is limited to only 3mb thats weird because I think pictures are still allowed to go 4mb aren't they? nonsound is good for me thanks m8

what system do you use to make your webms btw? I go on /wsg/ fairly frequently now and figure its about time I learn how to do it. I'll use their thread to learn but just curious what you use

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:42:25 2015 No.6930976
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>>6930954
yep he's very religious. his younger sons school was going to teach him sex ed and he wasnt allowed to take him out of the class so they moved to tennessee. here's his church thanking him a few years back for being all good and shit
http://forums.ourchurch.com/viewtopic.php?t=6455&sid=9e8db3b69049e31d969d689fdcc6f62a

>tfw I was trying to find kendall's facebook earlier and I found this along the way
no success finding her fb anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:43:58 2015 No.6930978 >>6930958 >Vegetarian chili with meat Fucking wat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:46:34 2015 No.6930986 >>6930943 why do i care? are you saying matthew mconaughey is retarded?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:49:25 2015 No.6930993

>>6930962
I use ffmpeg, like the /wsg/ sticky recommends, and I use their guide, but their download link for the program didn't work for me for some reason. I googled it and downloaded the program from elsewhere and it worked fine. I'll give you a hand and give you the two templates that I use for sound and non-sound webms.

>Sound
ffmpeg -i [input].mp4 -ss 00:00:00.000 -to 00:00:10.000 -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -crf 5 -b:v 1500K -vf scale=[horizontal pixels]:-1 [output].webm

>Silent
ffmpeg -i [input].mp4 -ss 00:00:00.000 -to 00:00:10.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 5 -b:v 1500K -vf scale=[horizontal pixels]:-1 -an [output].webm

-ss = start time
-to = end time
-crf = something to do with quality. Range from 5-63. Lower is better.
-b:v = bitrate. 1500K is on the high end. Lowering it will lower file size
-vf scale = output resolution. If the video is 1080x720, then just put 1080. It will keep the ratio, but the output resolution doesn't need to match the input resolution.

If the clip is from the middle of the video, it will take a while to start processing, so don't cancel it thinking it's fucked up. Other than that, it's a fuckton of trial and error as you wait for it to finish processing so you can find out that it's too big and have to fiddle with the numbers again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:55:17 2015 No.6931011 >>6930986 just a fun fact friendo. probably helps viewers know that some of it is obviously exaggerating acting to make it a better show though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:57:01 2015 No.6931017 >>6930993 thanks I won't even try now the drinking's under way but I'll save all that and give it a shot over the weekend

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:08:06 2015 No.6931045
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>>6930933
As requested.

I'm gonna go to sleep now, cos it's 3am and I'm supposed to do shit tomorrow. People can keep requesting stuff if they want and I'll do the interesting ones tomorrow..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:10:24 2015 No.6931059 >>6931045 have a good night anon thanks

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:11:17 2015 No.6931061

>>6931045
>>6931059
Also, I stopped the webm there purely because I thought the pan-to-duck was the funniest way to end it, but if you want I could definitely make it longer if you don't mind the quality being worse. Let me know if you want me to give it another shot and I'll do it tomorrow.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:13:52 2015 No.6931070

>>6931061
kek no I agree if there's no sound the duck is the best way to end it and I'll get to keep posting it on /ck/. after that the funny part is just him and his son talking weak shit

>tfw saving up so many /wsg/ webms with sound for the day I can post them on all boards
one day anon, one day

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:17:49 2015 No.6931083 >>6931045 how do you let your body get past 200lbs and not realize you have a problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:19:17 2015 No.6931088 File: 832 KB, 896x588, that_looks_delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6931045 falwless thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:30:15 2015 No.6931113 >>6925209 Yorkshire puddings are dangerous to make at home in an oven and difficult to pull off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:32:18 2015 No.6931115 how is his sauce business? is it even still going

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:34:15 2015 No.6931121 >>6931115 he doesnt do free shipping anymore so probably not good

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:38:25 2015 No.6931131 >>6931121 i think i am going to ironically buy some of his sauce to give as a gift to someone ironically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:40:31 2015 No.6931133 >>6931131 I was gonna try it for /ck/ and give it to my roommates to try too but the shipping's not free so its not worth it. he sells at some walmarts so maybe you can get it there cheaper

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:42:40 2015 No.6931138

>>6931131
>>6931133
Someone bought a jar from a wal-mart, shit looked more like jam than BBQ sauce. Though when Jack used it in the show it seemed to pour out of the jar just fine so maybe that was a shitty jar. Though the more likely option is that it's a shitty sauce made with too much fucking sugar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:42:44 2015 No.6931139 I just watched the episode. why is this guy making bbq sauce when he doesnt know shit about anything bbq related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:46:50 2015 No.6931150 >>6931138 the texas investors club judges kept calling it a jelly sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:47:13 2015 No.6931151 >>6931138 I know but I want to fucking try it for myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:51:58 2015 No.6931421 >>6931138 Here's the history of fatso and his sauce http://m.ocregister.com/articles/scalfani-343887-says-food.html

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:05:03 2015 No.6931440
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>>6931421
>Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn't use more fresh produce.
>"Fresh? Really? That's a half-hour more I could be playing video games."

>In fact, he refuses to use fresh herbs.
>"Tarragon? What is tarragon? I'm not using that. Salt. Pepper. Oregano. Garlic salt. I'm stickin' to the standards.

Cooking with Jack is to cooking shows like HAES is to physical fitness.
>Self-improvement? Nah, fuck that; just wallow in your mediocrity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:17:04 2015 No.6931452 >>6931421 This guy makes less than 30% my salary and I don't even have a degree. How is this considered a success?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:21:02 2015 No.6931455 >>6931421 kek I'm in college and even I have a cooking blow torch. youre a faggot jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:49:22 2015 No.6931835 >>6931421 >the only kitchen gadget he invested serious money in is a chef's knife, after he filleted his thumb while cutting a fish in, coincidentally, an episode on knife skills. Is this on his youtube?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:54:22 2015 No.6931841 >>6930013 wow he's a fat fuck too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:47:14 2015 No.6932255 >>6931835 It is look it up he doesn't fillet his thumb though i think he pokes it with the knife tip but i could be wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:20:37 2015 No.6932331 >>6930667 the omelette video, when he's pouring salsa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:35:20 2015 No.6932356 The /ck/ing is back with a new video from a couple of days ago!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3auTtyLdi8 What do you think /ck/? >Ja/ck/ fucking with cricket flour

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:45:43 2015 No.6932368 >>6932356 The man can't cut a fucking onion! FUCK! And don't get me started on his fat whore of a wife "learning about eating better" from some shitty audiobook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:47:57 2015 No.6932372 >>6930062 Holy shit he's literally Pepe in human form

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:09:36 2015 No.6932540 >>6932368 And not deep frying the onion rings with a wet batter...

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:13:42 2015 No.6932832
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, JackOmelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>6932331
Man, I had to keep redoing it, fiddling with milliseconds to make sure it ended at the precise moment before he realised he should pretend that it tasted good. I'm really happy with this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:14:18 2015 No.6932834 So in 3 years or so when Ja/ck/ drops dead or is immobilized from the beetus, is Jr. going to take over as the reigning King of Cu/ck/? Or will he break free from the chains of faggotry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:15:47 2015 No.6932838 >>6932832 Do the raw bison meat one where he makes tacos and a burger. The burger slicing in the half and eating at the end is the best part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:31:37 2015 No.6932879 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, Bison1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6932838 Here's the first one. Second one is processing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:32:49 2015 No.6932884 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, Bison2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6932879 And the second one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:58:40 2015 No.6932954 >>6927232 what this looks worse than it actually is, right? like he couldn't be stupid enough to leave a chicken that undercooked, right? is that what I'm actually literally fucking seeing right here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:07:44 2015 No.6932974 >>6932954 see >>6930667 and >>6930689

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:23:34 2015 No.6933010 >>6932879 how rare should a burger be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:24:31 2015 No.6933012 >>6930013 Wow, this dude actually seems like he has an interesting life. Good on him that he didn't let Jackass drag him down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:28:05 2015 No.6933017 >>6930312 this is honestly to close to a rare pepe to be able to tell the difference

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:33:28 2015 No.6933032 >>6930933 >Wife: He's such a mess >Son: You married that mess maximum kek overload

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:02:05 2015 No.6933089 >>6933010 Unless you ground the meat yourself it probably shouldn't be rare at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:05:06 2015 No.6933092 >>6933010 Depends; if you have really good ground beef then you can cook it as rare as you damn well please but I usually cook mine medium or medium-well even then because I don't like burgers that are too soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:07:11 2015 No.6933094 What do you losers get out of discussing someone so extensively on an image board? Shit like this makes me wonder why people even show their faces online. A group of people will just turn it into a headache later on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:12:57 2015 No.6933101 >>6933094 >doesn't know what fun is

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:22:07 2015 No.6933113 >>6933094 So if someone posts literally hundreds of videos online of themselves fucking up food under the guise of educating others we shouldn't discuss it? Get fucked in the ear, fucboi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:36:42 2015 No.6933140 File: 73 KB, 620x349, Canada TOp model.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6932884 What a shitty fat fuck! I'll magnotas his ass someday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:38:05 2015 No.6933144 File: 102 KB, 775x633, burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6932832 Fuckin nice job again anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:32:44 2015 No.6933278 Does he ever not have a shocked, cross-eyed expression on his face, as though he was just forcefully struck in the back of the head by a blunt object?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:20:00 2015 No.6933431
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>>6929436
I bought it so I could test it for all you fu/ck/s a few months ago. It's fucking disgusting. It tasted like ketchup and liquid smoke were turned into jell-o people, they fucked, they put their cum in a jar, and then let it sit on a Walmart shelf for literal decades.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:17:52 2015 No.6933571 >implying West Texas Investors Club's marketing team didn't put Jack Scalfani in one of their first episodes fully knowing he was hated by a large community, in the hopes that the show would gain traction in a previously untapped market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:47:26 2015 No.6933775 >>6933571 >hated by a large community Perhaps in relation to the number of people who give a fuck about WTIC, but I don't think a "large" community gives that much of a fuck about jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:52:26 2015 No.6933793 >>6933571 A couple of /ck/ spergautists does not a large community make you blithering drongo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:02:49 2015 No.6933830 >>6926406 >Completely grey on the outsice >Literally only goes on mm deep >Its fucking raw HOW?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:11:22 2015 No.6933858

>>6933793
>>6933775
Despite the fact that /ck/ isn't a large commnity, it's already been established here that he's essentially a sperg with no cooking talent whatsoever.
It's good publicity for an up and coming program. It makes the hosts look intelligent, and all they have to do is act natural while Jackuck prematurely ejaculates all over an environment he's never experienced before, namely, a cameraman and a social setting where he is somehow relevant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:13:18 2015 No.6933863 File: 9 KB, 228x223, 228px-Drongo[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6933793 >drongo >finally a relevant use of this pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:15:29 2015 No.6933871 >>6933830 Michelin star-level skill, that's how. Ja/ck/ is actually a culinary genius wrapped in a 50 kg coat of fat, diabetes, seeming incompetence and unyielding ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:34:46 2015 No.6933910 Has this fat fuck talked about is terrible experience on this sauce? Thought it was hilarious that all he did was let the other guys grill the ribs, then all he did was slather his BBQ Jelly on that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:46:48 2015 No.6933934 lol @ the music that started playing 28:00 stupid big fat cry baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:07:15 2015 No.6933973 >>6932832 >>6932879 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:23:03 2015 No.6933991 >>6927237 You have to be a "need a complex healthcare program" type of deep retard to stuff whole limes into a chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:37:25 2015 No.6934016 >>6931083 When you blame the fantasy DNA/glandular problem (i make fat out of thin air, i have no eating disorder !)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:41:17 2015 No.6934021 >>6931083 200 is okay unless you're a manlet. Jack is past 300.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 02:05:05 2015 No.6934045 >>6934021 Ja/ck/ is also a manlet, he looks about 5'5"

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:00:22 2015 No.6934259

>>6930933
>It's just beer
>I mean if you flew to Germany and drank beer, it would knock you off your socks
>But I wouldn't know
>I don't drink beer
>So everybody is just saying that it's adequate

Why does someone with such and unrefined palate think he can judge the subtleties in food or drinks? His cooking skills are shit and clearly his taste in food. He's only happy with fatty, salty messes of shit.

He doesn't even have his own fucking opinion. He's just going by what other people tell him. No wonder he thinks fast food places are the best places for food. Millions of people like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:19:13 2015 No.6934274 >>6933094 Fuck off Ken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:45:08 2015 No.6934300 >>6932832 >cook anything >just drown it in best BBQ sauce ever >"mmmm, it tastes so good" Nigga, you can't taste anything under that BBQ sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 04:46:52 2015 No.6934304 >>6933089 this. cooking store-bought ground meat to anything even remotely rare is mental. you have no idea what the fucks is in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:50:07 2015 No.6934386 >>6930933 I'm so glad the kid calls him out on the gallon of mustard he put on that thing. There's hope for him.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:57:32 2015 No.6934392

>>6934386
His Jr seems to be leveling out. He used to be a fat lazy fuck but now he's in HS football and seems to not think he knows more than what he really does.

Ja/ck/ acts like his palate is so great that German bratwursts covered in a shitload of saurkraut and mustard will have those tiny delicate seasonings subtly shining through. He probably thinks they should have used The Best Gourmet Seasoning You;ll ever taste. Which makes your chicken look green for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:51:04 2015 No.6934438 >>6927828 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:59:36 2015 No.6934444 >>6933012 >Smoking weed 24/7 >Interesting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:15:13 2015 No.6934505 >>6929060 He seems to think that a burger patty is meant to be composed entirely of ground beef.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:11:02 2015 No.6934771 File: 187 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:32:28 2015 No.6934839 >>6927828 Tapeworms: the burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:34:28 2015 No.6934854 >>6934771 >that scoring >cooking pork shoulder just to temp >dark red juices >raw pink meat brilliant video

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:35:09 2015 No.6934860 >>6934771 Link pls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:44:17 2015 No.6934890 >>6934860 http://youtu.be/ItcgIIGeFnc

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 11:44:37 2015 No.6934894 >>6934771 Oh come on ja/ck/ wtf really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:00:11 2015 No.6934927 >>6934890 >>6934890 I would really like to know how the fuck this man manages to burn literally every meat he ever touches on the outside while leaving the inside raw and bloody.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:06:19 2015 No.6934941 >>6934890 Ty anon How the fuck do companies keep sending him shit to test out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:56:11 2015 No.6935290 File: 32 KB, 473x309, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6934890 >7:20 - 7:25 How is Ja/ck/ still alive? This guy must have an iron fucking stomach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:33:03 2015 No.6935397 >>6934771 looks like he torn it up with dynamite

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:51:38 2015 No.6935444 >>6934771 There is something cannibalistic about a fat fuck with ham hock hands tearing up pork shoulder

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:10:17 2015 No.6935516 >>6934890 beautiful Jack never fails to make me laugh at him

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:10:36 2015 No.6935522 >>6934890 How can he keep on making videos like this when it's clear that he has no idea what the fuck he's doing? I would be too embarrassed to put up a video of myself failing so miserably to do something as simple as pulled pork.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:13:20 2015 No.6935539

>>6935522
Just look at the empty-headed, slack-jawed retards that leave positive comments in his videos. I'm sure he scrubs them of negative comments immediately because the dude has no life besides trying to get out of his chastity cage and figuring out how to get rid of his disgusting sauces.

I bet a lot of his commentators and supporters are from his church or his former church.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:27:36 2015 No.6935599 http://youtu.be/TeyuCBdS6uE This video is pretty funny. Ja/ck/ is all butthurt that Food Network wants nothing to do with him and starts talking shit about Guy Fieri.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 15:41:57 2015 No.6935656 >>6935599 cringe

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:41:30 2015 No.6935870
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>>6930689
He puts his seasoning on and it looks so bland. Like just garlic powder and salt. The McCormick looks way better.

Also,
>look how moist that is
>we did a great job
DID HE EVEN COOK IT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:42:00 2015 No.6935874 File: 879 KB, 720x1280, Kek A doodle doo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6934274 That response is only for joey threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 16:48:32 2015 No.6935893 >>6932954 Don't worry, good ol' Jack has a tip for the worrisome: "Just pop it in the microwave if there's a red spot, I promise it'll taste just as good and be cooked!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:46:10 2015 No.6936073 File: 14 KB, 165x248, kingjack_boulder_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The King does have some big cantaloupe calves, though from hauling around his 300lb body. Mirin'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:49:58 2015 No.6936085 >>6936073 What mode is Jack? Built fat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:52:09 2015 No.6936092 >>6936085 Boulder mode, huge gut, thick calves, fairly small arms. It's a variant of T-rex mode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:16:50 2015 No.6936175 File: 16 KB, 252x245, mm-characters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6936085 M&M mode motha fucka

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:29:46 2015 No.6936213 File: 121 KB, 900x805, melts_in_your_mouth_by_aeolus06[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6936175 I dunno, I think the M&M's legs are too small, Ja/ck/ has hams for calves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:44:37 2015 No.6936251 i laughed so hard when he was trying to cut that uncooked pork kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:45:50 2015 No.6936254 >>6936085 Fat fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:53:58 2015 No.6936277 File: 166 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_airport.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6936251 >u wot m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 18:58:14 2015 No.6936288 File: 23 KB, 833x177, kingjack_mirin_the_king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one of you chu/ck/le fucks is this? No one unironically likes Ja/ck/ besides his church drone friends.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:07:47 2015 No.6936318

>>6936288
I don't even think his church "friends" actually really like him, they just have to tolerate him because of Jesus and stuff. You can tell in some of the restaurant videos that they just want him to shut up and go away but can't say anything because he's part of the church.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:10:34 2015 No.6936326 >>6936288 Wait how did you get that dark YT theme?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:20:58 2015 No.6936355
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>>6936326
Magic Actions chrome extension lets you change it to a dark theme. I also use it to do easy screen grabs of videos at the exact size of the source stream.

>>6936318
Yeah probably true for most of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:23:59 2015 No.6936362 >>6936355 Much obliged

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:23:20 2015 No.6936551 >>6927697 agreed, he obvs researched it properly and did it spot on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 00:57:50 2015 No.6937491 >>6934890 low'n'slow BEAUTIFUL

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:37:21 2015 No.6937660 >>6934890 >this stupid fat cu/ck/ can't even pull apart his pulled pork because it's still raw When the fuck will he learn?

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:33:10 2015 No.6937829

>>6934890
wtf that white shit is coleslaw? i thought it was horseradish sauce. half the reason you put slaw on pulled pork is to give it crunch and acidity to cut through the fattiness of the pork. some mayo drenched vegetable scraps is just going to make that so terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:56:35 2015 No.6937855 >>6934890 That salty reply to the top comment, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:30:26 2015 No.6937983 >>6934927 cooking on waaaayyyy too high of a heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 08:38:03 2015 No.6938048 File: 600 KB, 738x469, Screen Shot 2015-05-29 at 12.09.49 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6937983 King Ja/ck/ doesn't have time to cook things at the proper temperature, anon Higher = faster

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:37:27 2015 No.6938235 >>6932879 Nothing wrong with a medium burger if the meat is high quality, but COME ON, this shit hardly even qualifies as a warm meal. He seems to assume the key to be a good chef is to undercook everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:45:24 2015 No.6938259 >>6938235 In the video he said that you should put the cheese on the burger as quickly as possible so it can get nice and melty. I wonder if the cheese even reached room temperature before he took a bite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:06:41 2015 No.6938313 My favorite video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:11:45 2015 No.6938330

>>6938313
I'm listening to a thing, so I don't want to search through that whole video, but if you have a favourite up to ~30 second clip from that video you want turned into a webm, then give me a timestamp in the video and I'll make it now. It can't have sound though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:49:48 2015 No.6938449 >>6938330 Not that anon but the part from 5:20 where he just puts god knows what into the sauce pan is funny. It just gets increasingly worse until all hope is lost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:55:39 2015 No.6938470 >>6938449 You're right, that bit is gold. It's almost a minute long though, which could be tricky to fit into one webm. I'll do my best, but if I have to lower the quality too much then I'll split it into two webms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:06:56 2015 No.6938515 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, JackGarbageStew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6938449 Never mind, it actually turned out great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:11:49 2015 No.6938539 >>6938515 Nice man!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:19:40 2015 No.6938560 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, containersprolapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:22:41 2015 No.6938573 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, cucksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not posting the classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:27:10 2015 No.6938591 >>6934771 At this point I've never seen him cook meat to a food safe temperature.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:37:25 2015 No.6938638 >>6938560 >>6938573 > How should I showcase this block of cream cheese covered in salsa precum? > I know! Shitty paper plate on my dirty counter. Don't worry Jack, cooking shows are not a visual medium.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:21:56 2015 No.6938792 >>6929026 4chan's not a secret club anymore you dumb ass, let alone ck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:24:45 2015 No.6938798 >>6938573 is there a webm of the salsa on omelette, lol "beautiful"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:30:21 2015 No.6938817 >>6938798 I made one here >>6932832 It's probably the best webm I've ever made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:44:41 2015 No.6938863 File: 82 KB, 1424x252, 1443052345152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6938515 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RED THING HE GRABS WITH HIS HANDS OUT OF THE BOTTLE??

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:49:17 2015 No.6938880 The worst thing about Jack is his stupid green walls. Barf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:50:28 2015 No.6938885 >>6938863 It's a red pepper. I think it might have been pickled or something. He was gonna just throw the whole thing in but he thought twice about it. I think he was planning on cutting it up, but then forgot about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:50:47 2015 No.6938886 >>6938863 Roasted red pepper. The funny thing is he says "maybe I should chop this up.....nah" then just throws it in the pot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:55:58 2015 No.6938900 File: 20 KB, 880x256, jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please no. I hate it when shitty people have success.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:11:12 2015 No.6938945 >>6938515 >>6938560 >>6938573 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:13:57 2015 No.6938957 Has the bump limit increased? What is it now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:42:22 2015 No.6939088 >>6938863 You never had pickled prolapsed anus before?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:24:10 2015 No.6939205 >>6929060 the bottom pic is too perfect, nice job to whoever made this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:22:04 2015 No.6939363 >>6938957 all the 300 boards got bumped up to 310 recently. I think its just chinamoot trying out his toys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:54:06 2015 No.6939449 >Search the catalogue for Joey hoping that there might be a thread about the hero we deserve Instead I get this. Where have all the broeys gone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:54:33 2015 No.6939648 his fucking beard pisses me off and i don't even know him

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:28:45 2015 No.6940057 File: 405 KB, 636x382, screenshot-boards.4chan.org 2015-09-30 13-44-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6936073 why do some guys fat stomachs stick high and tight like that but other guys' fat stomachs hang low over their penis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:36:31 2015 No.6940088 >>6939449 Ja/ck/ is our lord and savory

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 20:53:47 2015 No.6940156 For real how does he not realize how cornstarch works and calls himself a fucking cu/ck/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:57:53 2015 No.6940321 >>6940156 webm guy if you're still taking requests, please this video from 2:50

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:06:14 2015 No.6940341 >>6940321 How lame is it that I actually am still here. I'm just putting something in the oven, I'll get to it in a minute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:21:02 2015 No.6940367 >>6940341 not lame at all m8 I've been in this thread sporaically since it started as well. even changed cities and I'm still here. I made this tonight what are you cooking http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=260

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:25:19 2015 No.6940377 >>6940341 Not lame you are a true hero

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:25:30 2015 No.6940378 File: 58 KB, 540x540, Chips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6940367 Uhhh, it's 3am so I'm making oven fries. I also put some orange gelatine in the fridge for tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:32:57 2015 No.6940394 File: 81 KB, 986x740, 1431421284879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6940378 no judgment here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:40:38 2015 No.6940408 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, JackJar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6940321 Voila

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:42:37 2015 No.6940413 File: 1.59 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6940156 >that closeup of his fat stomach

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:59:37 2015 No.6940453 >>6940408 lyl nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 00:15:57 2015 No.6940635 >>6940057 Difference in fat distribution, mainly that high and tight means a lot more visceral fat (surrounding organs) whereas the hanging fat is usually subcutaneous (just under the skin). The former is much, much worse for your health.

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