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Post videos of people who should be legally barred from being anywhere near a kitchen.

Starting off with a classic, autistic kid obsessed with Spongebob eating raw meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>> No.6914876
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>>6914862
>raw meat sitting on platter next to veggies
>that cheese
>all that spongebob stuff
That video is disconcerting. Is he wearing brown pants and a clip on tie?

>> No.6914884

>>6914862
this was genuinely heartbreaking to watch

>> No.6914889

>>6914876
>raw meat sitting on platter next to veggies

The meat touches a bunch of shit, he touches it directly and then handles a ton of stuff without washing his hands, and eats it. Either the sperg got VERY lucky or he was shitting blood for a week.

>> No.6914891

>>6914884
That's how I feel watching simply Sara

>> No.6914898
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>>6914891
me too

>> No.6914900

>>6914889
Where are this kid's parents?

>> No.6914903

>>6914891
who?

>> No.6914907

>person filming doesn't stop the kid from contaminating the entire fucking kitchen and eating raw meat

for what purpose

>> No.6914911

>>6914862
holy fuck call a hazmat team nothing in that building is ever going to be clean again

>> No.6914914

>>6914900
Holding the gun while they film him

>> No.6914916

>starts complaining about his eyes hurting
>rubs them with raw meat still on his hands

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>> No.6914918

>>6914907
Exactly! Like what the fuck am I watching right now.

>> No.6915309

>>6914862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.6915446

>>6914862 >>6914876 >>6914889 >>6914907
>>6914916
>majority of my country eats raw beef and pork pretty regularly
>we're in the top five longest living populations on earth

I thought USicans were supposed to have such great healthcare and very high quality meat. If my tiny, relatively poor country can have not only one of the top three healthcare systems in the world but also very high quality yet afforable meat and one of the longest living populations on Earth, why can't the oh so superior US get its shit together?

Bunch of pussies.

>> No.6915449

>>6914889

>Either the sperg got VERY lucky

why is /ck/ so fucking paranoid about germs

>> No.6915714

>>6915446
>I thought USicans were supposed to have such great healthcare and very high quality meat.

what strange alternate dimension did you travel here from?

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>>6915446
I can get USDA choice from muh wal mart for $3.99 a pound if u think ur not living in a mud hut I have more nukes for you, dumb brown foreigner why do the terrorists hate us for our freeeedummmbs? It must be because they ain't us lmao so jelly they are obsesed with us but we never think about them I wish foreigners would stop making us look bad on the internet

>> No.6915735

>>6914862
>48
aww, its kinda cute...

>> No.6915753

>>6915714
Pretty sure that part was meant sarcastically.

Kinda like how the whole
>oh so superior
part was obviously meant sarcastically.

>> No.6915876

>>6914889
are you guys trolling, or have you honestly never heard of stuff like sushi or steak tartare?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqB3fOc68c

>> No.6916977

>>6915449
Because E.coli H7 O157.

>> No.6917062
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>>6914862
Raw meat contamination
>on platter, on butter, in eye, in other eye, on faucet handle, on tomato
Take a second to make sure flame is evenly heating the panhandle.
>flame knobs, plate, countertop, buns, cheese, knife, pickle, letuce, the "cooked" meat,
Take a moment to seriously risk cutting your left thumb off as you haphazardly overhand stab an onion.
OH SWEET JESUS PUT THIS KID IN FOSTER CARE.
Bear hugging onion with knife in other hand, blade pointing inward, inches from his heart.
>contaminate eyes again for good measure

There's not enough SMARTwater in the world to balance that kid out, the autism is real.

>> No.6917101

>>6915309
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
So this guy is definitely a pedophile. I suspect that he might also be a cannibal. He is, however, definitely not a cinematographer.

>> No.6918347

>>6917062
>Raw meat contamination
do you live in Africa ? In Europe you can get raw meat dishes everywhere and nobody gets poisoned.