/ck/ pet peeves

[Anonymous No.6911257]

>slicing onions
>uses same knife to scoop margarine out of container

That's grounds for a justifiable homicide defense right?

I just gave up on margarine all together since I got sick of toast that tasted like onions. Even the small amount of butter kept in a dish gets periodically fucked up by people using the same knife they are eating with to scrape up more butter.

[Anonymous No.6911270]

>>6911257
this begs the question... why the fuck are you slicing onions with a butter knife?

[Anonymous No.6911369]

>>6911270
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
god dammit ...*snort*

so ya ..why are you usin a butter knife to do that ?
and why are you even eatin that nasty shit to begin with ?..margarine tastes like axle grease ..and butter is actually better for you then that chemical witchcraft..

[Anonymous No.6911374]

>>6911369
I gave the first guy the benefit of pretending to be retarded. Margarine contaminator uses chefs knife to go from slicing whatever to scooping margarine for frying / mashing potatoes.

At least it got me to use butter instead as I enjoy its buttery taste.

[Anonymous No.6911377]

>>6911270
he obviously means a chef's knife that is used when people are cooking and want to add more butter/margarine when sauteing it jesus

also ive never had this problem because why would anyone do that in the first place?

[Anonymous No.6911420]

>same knife to scoop margarine

What moron combines margarine and onions? Throw that shit away and get some real butter, problem solved.

>That's grounds for a justifiable homicide defense right?

Personally, I don't think it's that bad. I wouldn't mind a little onion taste on my toast.

I did have the misfortune once of having to cook with butter that was stored in close proximity to a (cut) lemon though. Now that's something to rage about.

[Anonymous No.6911452]

Chef's knives should not be used for anything except cutting shit. Scooping anything out of a container with a chef's knife is the sign of somebody who shouldn't even be using a chef's knife, lest they cut their retarded fingers off.


That said, using margarine is also a sign of being retarded, so you're kind of at an impasse here.

[Anonymous No.6911891]

>>6911369
And the award for worst post of all time goes to...

[Anonymous No.6911930]

>>6911377
Not that anon, but if I know that I'm going to be using butter, I either ready a butter knife or spoon for that purpose or scoop the butter/margarine first before doing anything else.

[Anonymous No.6911938]

>>6911257

I use the back of my santoku as a spreader because it has the right shape and I don't like making more dishes than I have to.

[Anonymous No.6911944]

Op you're a faggot because onions are the most delicious. I'd make a fruit pie with onions in it. Fuck, i was gonna make an orange and banana pie wit a topcrust, i may as well throw onions in there.
>>6911369
That's some fine shitposting if I've ever seen any.

[Anonymous No.6911972]

>>6911452
>Chef's knives should not be used for anything except cutting shit.
Why are you so mad?

[Anonymous No.6911975]

>>6911938

That pic has to be a joke from a Sur la Table employ who took home a box of knives for no other reason to post this.

[Anonymous No.6911976]

>>6911938
I really hope this is not your house in the picture.

>that gay-ass electronic sharpener with a quality strop

>that many santoku

Why??

I mean they're useful, but you can't use them for everything, and unless you and your spouse are octopi, why so many??

[Anonymous No.6911999]

>>6911976

Those blades were 2.50 a pop (and took a great edge) so I loaded up and planned on giving them to friends. First one I handed out the guy drew it from a temporary sheath like a Samurai and ended up cutting his thumb to the bone so.. I stopped giving them out. That 'gay ass" sharpener saves my wrists from the stone. I sharpen and strop all my knives a couple times a year in under an hour(_all_ my knives). You can shave with them and I don't have to piss around making a mess with my stones.

[Anonymous No.6912066]

>>6911999
Nice try. 6/10.

[Anonymous No.6912082]

>>6911377
>oh it's fine, you won't be able to taste it anon

[Anonymous No.6912085]

Is there a way to chop onions without weeping profusely?

[Anonymous No.6912092]

>>6912066

everything is a lie, anon. you go girl.

[Anonymous No.6912287]

>>6911975
You really don't think the more likely case is that it's a photo of a restaurant kitchen?

[Anonymous No.6912292]

>>6912287

I'd say that's probably just as likely, but the chances that restaurant lasted more than 6 months is unlikely.

It's obviously a troll picture, in any case.

[Anonymous No.6912323]

>>6912085
Inhale through your mouth with every cut, don't breathe through your nose until you're done.

[Anonymous No.6912324]

>>6912292

why can't you people just suffer quietly? If you really feel the need to make some display, do it to people who can help you.

[Anonymous No.6912533]

>>6911975
Those knives aren't brand new.

[Anonymous No.6912538]

>>6912085
Wear goggles or refrigerate the onion first if you can't remember to be a mouthbreather.

[Anonymous No.6912546]

>>6911369
this is some seriously reddity shit right here

[Anonymous No.6912601]

>eating margarine

[Anonymous No.6912641]

>>6912533

they're a few years old, I paid 2 bucks a piece of them and I'm not a troll.. sheesh.

[Anonymous No.6912654]

>>6911420
most people can't tell the difference between margarine and butter taste wise anyway

[Anonymous No.6912655]

>get different spreads out to spresd over toasts
>all of them are mixed together from the last person not using seperate knifes or cleaning their knife
>spreading shit on toast is supposed to be a quick simple meal but usually turns into 10 minutes of wasting spread cleaning them parts out before using it

Your problem does not even contest with this op, come back when you find onion slices in the butter.

[Anonymous No.6912657]

>>6911972
>anon states a true fact
>lol y u mad tho
Nice reddit-tier response.

[Anonymous No.6912660]

>>6912657
Nothing wrong with Reddit.
Better than this shower of shit tbh.

[Anonymous No.6912663]

>>6912660
>liking popularity contest: the website
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.6912673]

>Got a nice knife
>Housemates use it to pry packaging off foods
>Ended up bending it, tried to bend it back
>Knife is now blunt and wavy on the last 1.5"

[Anonymous No.6912708]

>>6912673

hammer the bulge while you rest it on something akin to an anvil. a bunch of medium power taps should even it out.

[Anonymous No.6912825]

>>6911944
>>6912546
please enlighten us , where is the shit in this post ?
or are you just replying because you think you're being cool , because herr herr I'm edgy n I can talk shit because Ima hide behind mah keyburd, buht dunt say shit to anyone in real life cuz they kick my ass iffin I did..

this is why you two are social outcasts ..and people laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.6912827]

>>6912825

just stop

[Anonymous No.6912861]

>>6912287
no, not a restaurant look at the stove at the right, not commercial and the toaster on the left also non commercial...
it looks like those are old restaurant knives that were tossed, look how degraded the edges are, the bevel has been ground down into them to the point of uselessness , especially the forth one from the left.. these are little better then a gardening trowel or weed pick..

[Anonymous No.6912870]

>>6911257
If a chef's knife was used like in pic related then there should be no smell of onions as the stainless steel deodorizes it. As always, OP is a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.6913536]

>>6912825

[Anonymous No.6913551]

>>6912870
I assumed /op/ meant immediately after, so there would be onion juice on the knife.

[Anonymous No.6913619]

>>6911257
People being in the kitchen when I want to use the kitchen.
I can't stand getting in each others way, I just wait for them to fuck off.

People that leave things in the sink.
If you put your shit in the sink I can't use it as a fucking sink anymore you cunt.
Put your shit on the side.

People who wash up all there shit and leave that one cup, dish, spoon etc because they didn't use it.
Fucking pricks, at least leave the water in the bowl instead of pouring it away for fucks sake you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.6913646]

>>6911257
>>uses same knife to scoop margarine out of container
I don't see how this is an issue, since you should be scooping it out of the container and into the trash.

[Anonymous No.6914971]

>>6913619
this goes for me as well

[Anonymous No.6914973]

>>6911257

what the hell is justifiable homicide

[Anonymous No.6914977]

>>6914973
You are, quite literally, retarded.

[Anonymous No.6915023]

>>6914973
It's something people in first world nations made up to get rid of their "trash." Basically you got so mad at a negro for having sex with your wife you have to him.