/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6907521]

Guy fieri is now describing the last thing you ate

[Anonymous No.6907533]

>>6907521

NOW THAT IS ONE OF THE TOP FIVE BIGGEST I'VE EVER SEEN, I MEAN THAT DELICATE HEAD WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CIRCUMCISION. ONCE YOU GET DOWN TO THOSE JUICY NUTS YOU JUST WANT TO GET BACK UP THERE ARE RIDE THE TRAIN TO FLAVOR TOWN.

[Anonymous No.6907538]

>>6907521
>brother, that's beyond working for me
>that crust is bomb dot Com flaky
>I would eat that out of a shoe

[Anonymous No.6907558]

>>6907521
Faggotry.

[Anonymous No.6907561]

I JUST OPENED UP THIS BAG OF COLD LEFTOVER TACO MEAT AND FUCK MY ASS DOES IT SMELL GOOD. WE'RE GONNA NUKE THE SHIT OUT THIS TEX MEX SLOP AND PILE IT ON SOME STEAMIN HOT TORTILLAS. LET'S HIT THE NITROUS ON THIS HOT ROD RIDE TO FLAVORTOWN BY DOUSING THESE BAD BOYS WITH WHOLE BOTTLE OF CHOLULA YEE HAW

[Anonymous No.6907562]

>>6907521
More like Fry Gieri.

[Anonymous No.6907579]

WELL WE'RE HERE IN ANON'S KITCHEN LOCATED IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GHETTO IN LAS VEGAS TO TRY - WHAT ARE YOU COOKING HERE BRO?

>well... I was going to heat up this leftover curry I got from Trader Joes.

OH LORDY MAMA LIGHT MY FUSE, LET ME GET A SCOOP OF THAT WHOLE MESS OF GOOD LOVIN'

mmmphhh... gruugllh... whoah yeah... MMMMMMM

BOY YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE SPICES, OH MAN AND THAT RICE? WHAT DID YOU KICK THIS BAD BOY UP WITH?

>W-well I put a can of diced tomatoes in the rice cooker when I made it..

WEEEEELL ARRIVEDERCI MON AMI! WE GOT A REGULAR MICHELANGELO DAVID HERE, SERVIN' UP THAT HOSPITALIANO! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FUSION CUISINE HERE ON DINERS

DRIVE IN'S

AND DIVES

[Anonymous No.6907595]

ALRIGHT LET'S CRACK INTO THESE SPICY LITTLE NUGGETS. TAKE THOSE TAKIS, YOU GOT YOUR SPICE, YOU GOT YOUR LIME, YOU GOT YOUR CRUNCH AND MUNCH SUPER HIGHWAY RIGHT INTO FLAVORTOWN. *slobbery smacking noises as he eats a fistful of Takis* MMMFFFFHHH AWW YEAH NOW WHAT COULD MAKE THAT FLAVORSPLOSION TURN UP A NOTCH? LET'S GET SOME HELLUVA GOOD DIP UP IN THIS JOINT! NOW WERE TALKING! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FLAVOR COMBOS BABY, BOOYAAAH!

[Anonymous No.6907603]

NOW, CRUISIN' THROUGH MY KITCHEN IN MY UNWASHED THOROUGHLY STAINED PAJAMA BOTTOMS WORKS UP QUITE AN APPETITE FOR SOME SHIT I HAVE IN MY FRIDGE. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FANCY INGREDIENTS OR FANCY OOKING EQUIPMENT. I'M TALKING SOME LEFTOVER CONDIMENTS AND SOME BOXED PASTA I GRABBED AT THE DOLLAR STORE.

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF ROCOTTA CHEESE, SOME PARSLEY AND SOME PARMESIAN, I THROUGH THAT INSIDE SOME JUMBO PASTA SHELLS. DRIZZLED WITH SOME VODKA SAUCE AND THROWN IN THE FRIDGE.

SO THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE STUFFING MY FACE WITH SOME SADNESS FOOD, I'LL BE SURE TO SLAM THAT BABY INTO THE OVER, AND WEEP QUIETLY OVER MY EVER CONSUMING LONELINESS AND DRINK NO LESS THAN A GALLON OF COORS LIGHT IN A SINGLE NIGHTS TIME.

[Anonymous No.6907616]

>>6907521
GUI FIERI HERE!

WOW THIS BABY CARROT DIPPED IN HUMMUS IS A ONE WAY TRIP TO FLAVORTOWN
FIRST YOU GET THAT SNAP OF THE CARROT, THEN THAT SMOOTH CREAMINESS OF THE HUMMUS COATS YOUR TONGUE IN THAT MIDDLE EASTERN GOODNESS... MMM THAT IS MONEY RIGHT THERE
THAT'S A HOME RUN, BUDDY

[Anonymous No.6907657]

>>6907579
kek

[Anonymous No.6907700]

"UGH OH SHIT.....I CAN'T DO IT MAN....GET THAT AWAY FROM ME...I'LL THROW UP.....I'M SUCH A HUGE PUSSY FAGGOT....BBBLLLAARRRGGGHH"

>two boiled eggs and an apple

[Anonymous No.6907701]

A PEAR

[Anonymous No.6907753]

>>6907701

lol

[Anonymous No.6907998]

Ohh mmmm mmm ohhh....
Oh haha wow... mmm
*munch*
Ohh huh mmmm oooohhh *links fingers* (zooms in on frosted tips)
ohhh, ahhh, mmmmmmm.
"Not bad"

> baked potato casserole

[Anonymous No.6908729]

ITS LIKE RIMMING A VOLCANO IN FLAVORTOWN

[Anonymous No.6908802]

OH BUDDY

THIS ENGLISH MUFFIN SLATHERED IN PEANUT BUTTER AND NUTELLA IS REALLY HITTIN THE THROTTLE HARD IN THIS FIERY ONE WAY CHARIOT TO FLAVORTOWN

THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS LIP SMACKIN LATE NIGHT SNACK. STICK ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR DOGS MOUTH AND WATCH HIM LICK HIS BRAINS OUT.

WE'RE GONNA NEED EXTRA MILK FOR THIS ONE BOYS