Roommate hate thread

[Anonymous No.6903645]

My roomie's last three alcohol purchases:

>blue moon harvest pumpkin ale
>terrapin liquid bliss
>terrapin pumpkin fest
>blue moon autumn sampler

[Anonymous No.6903648]

[Anonymous No.6903649]

it's a burden being wonderful isnt it op

[Anonymous No.6903651]

>>6903648

stop

[Anonymous No.6903654]

>>6903645
Those aren't actually bad choices.
Sure they're not select from your local craft breweries, but your roommate could have done a lot worse.

Considering that they are your roommate and you choose to split rent to have a place to live they probably chose those because they were budget friendly as well as palate friendly.

[Anonymous No.6903655]

>>6903645
>three
>posts 4

How retarded are you?

[Anonymous No.6903657]

>>6903645
Pro tip: 3 is not 4

>>6903648
I hate this pretentious fuck but this particular comic is even worse than his usual ones.

[Anonymous No.6903661]

>>6903648

That self-insert.

[Anonymous No.6903662]

>>6903657
OP is a stupid fuck who sucks at trolling

[Anonymous No.6903670]

>>6903655
>>6903657

Baited. Go drink your pumpkin meme beer

[Anonymous No.6903693]

i just moved in and my new roomie has tomatoes and milk from the previous year in the fridge, i cant even use the fridge cz of all his smelly shit from decades past, and he is a culinary student

[Anonymous No.6903697]

>>6903670

[Anonymous No.6903855]

My roommate (who is a condescending ass about many things, food included)
Trader Joe's brand pissbeer
Redd's Apple Ale
Woodchuck/Bold Rock/ any other hypersweet 'cider'
Black rums (kraken etc)

it's like he doesn't like the taste of booze and just wants sweetness. At parties when I crack nice beers from my stash for friends I don't bother to give him more than a taste

[Anonymous No.6903857]

My roommate buys a lot of cider, which I do not like as much as beer. However, he lets me mooch freely off his supply. Not gonna bite the hand, here.

[Anonymous No.6904783]

>>6903648
>hurfdurf i don't like beer, no one likes beer!
>hurfdurf everyone is pretending!

Fuck this asshole. Still hate his pretentious ass.

[Anonymous No.6904788]

>>6903855
So he like soda and sweet alcoholic drinks. Have you fucked her? I mean, your roommate is clearly a girl.

[Anonymous No.6904798]

only complaint about my flatmate is that she only uses sweet onions.
no matter the fucking dish, if it call for onion, its gonna be sweet onions. its bloody disgusting.
Other than that its fine, she doesn't drink either, so i dont have to deal with that.

[Anonymous No.6904806]

>my roommate doesn't drink the same drinks I do! waah!

[Anonymous No.6904809]

>>6904783
>hurfdurf

[Anonymous No.6904814]

>>6903645
>spoilt as fuck roommate's mom brings her fancy food every week
>gourmet yoghurts, various fruit and veg, etc.
>90% of the fridge and the entire cupboard is filled with her stuff
>have to keep all my food on the tiny shelf above my bed
>fancy ass food her mom brings keeps rotting because she just orders pizza every day
>catch her throwing out rotten yoghurt and vegetables almost every day
>fridge is coated with rotten food residue and smells like rich white girl puke
>refuses point blank to let me use any of her food even though she just throws it away eventually
>refuses to wash her dishes
>refuses to take the trash out even after the rotten fancy yoghurt has attracted every fly in the neighbourhood
>piles unwashed empty jars of Nutella on her desk

[Anonymous No.6904818]

>>6904814
so why haven't you told her mother about it?
Alternatively; why haven't you moved the fuck out? or kicked her the fuck out?

[Anonymous No.6904820]

>>6904814
you sound like a real cuck

[Anonymous No.6904821]

>>6903648
Makes sense, alcohol is an acquired taste, and until you like it, you have to pretend.

[Anonymous No.6904822]

I live with my sister and the only complaints I have are the amounts of food she wastes and the bread crumbs she leaves in our spreads.

I'm too nice to say anything though.

[Anonymous No.6904826]

>>6904814
Her mother is one of those who believe their little princess can do no wrong and anything negative said about her is a lie to destroy her reputation.

I can't support myself financially since I'm fresh out of high school and my parents have made it clear that either I live with her in that particular place, or I live on a public bench.

[Anonymous No.6904835]

>>6904826
Just show her mother the fucking garbage can.
or the trash container

[Anonymous No.6904837]

>>6904820
I'm a grill tho

>>6904826
meant to reply to >>6904818

[Anonymous No.6904838]

>>6904814
Fucking hate people like this. Both her and her mom. I can bet she's the only child too.

[Anonymous No.6904846]

blue moon is god awful. i think they got sued they were so shite

[Anonymous No.6904856]

> have been living on my own since 18
> never had a roommate
> no problems ever
> don't spend all my money on booze so i can easily afford my rent

i sure hope hiroshima nagasaki is a good owner

[Anonymous No.6904860]

>>6903855
>At parties when I crack nice beers from my stash for friends I don't bother to give him more than a taste

"You see, I don't subject myself to that cloying swill. The beers I like, you wouldn't be able to find at your neighborhood Applebees. They're the rarest of rare, with flavors only a truly mature palette would be able to appreciate. If you actually manage to penetrate my inner circle, I may just crack one open and let you have a sip. At the very least, it will be entertaining to watch you struggle to handle it."

[Anonymous No.6905410]

>>6903645
>roommate hate thread
thank fucking god i've been waiting for one of these
>last year all my friends graduated
>moved in with random 'friend' from my major who had a vacant spot at her house
my roommates now consist of
>fat cunt from my major
>half-jamaican who claims she knows more about jamaican cooking then me despite not liking anything spice, not knowing what all spice is, and hating red onions
>poor irish guy who the black cunt broke up with over the summer but is still living here
I cook for them on occassion, and the complaints i've gotten so far
>i don't like red onions
>goats gross
>this is fucking inedible spicey i added whole black peppercorns to a soup i cooked for 6 hours
>theres bones in this?
worst part is, they almost never do dishes, thankfully they're 'scared' of using my dishes and I wash mine immediately after use otherwise it would be instantly buried in the sink. They also think i'm an alcoholic.
>pic related is my desk right now

[Anonymous No.6905711]

I drink vodka. Only vodka. I can drink beer, but i don't like to
>my brother is coming from Poland to spend some time in the states with me and shit
>we gonna get blitzed son
>buy 4 bottles,this should last us a little bit
>my roommate wants to partake in our slavshit liver war
>that's fine,more the merrier
>while generally unacceptable to mix vodka in poland, a mixed drink in between shots is just fine
> he starts off with a shot,spits it on the floor
>tries again,my brother and I are laughing our asses off

Quote of the night
"If this was a four loko drinking contest you'd both be fucked"

I fucking hate you irving,I'm so ready for your parents to cut you off so I can have the apartment all to myself

[Anonymous No.6905725]

>>6905410
I hated living with other people.
Your shitty Jamaican roommate reminds me of my cunt french roommate
>constantly thinks his cooking is just bar none the best thing that's ever happened to the world
>isn't a culinary major or anything,just an asshole
>couldn't even cook a fucking egg properly
>were doing thanksgiving for our friends in 2010
>he's shit talking everyone about how great his turkey is going to be. It will be the moistest thing we've ever had etc
>leaves thE gizzards in there.
>still in the plastic
>ends up burning a huge portion of it, blamed the stove

Every fucking day was miserable with this asshole. I'd be doing some steak for myself and he'd come up and say like
>you should cook it in a bath of sour cream and hot water with salt and egg!"
For the first few times I thought he was just fucking with me until I saw him at 3am dicing green onion and putting it in a pan with some red onion,white onion,Vidalia and some fucking potatos. He was putting this in Mac n cheese.

Jesus christ I'm so fucking mad remembering this cunt

[Anonymous No.6905759]

>>6905711
Damn.. you and your brother sound fun. I could definitely hang with you fuckers too in a liver wars.

Did you brother give him shit for being a gigantic faggot?

[Anonymous No.6905760]

>>6905711
>challenging a slav to their equivalent of 'breakfast'

poor dude had a death wish

[Anonymous No.6905768]

>>6905711
>slavshit liver war

quality post

[Anonymous No.6905794]

>>6903645
>> Last three, lists four.

[Anonymous No.6905808]

>>6903645
That's okay anon, my roommate's last three alcohol purchases:

>PBR
>PBR
>PBR

bonus round:

>repeatedly mentions loving to bake during initial communication
>brings this massive fuck ton of kitchen equipment and takes up 3/4 of the kitchen with it
>including the counters
>a night baking is just throwing a whole head of cauliflower in the over for an hour
>and half the times that ends up making the apartment smell like burnt shit

The stupid fuck also has a nocturnal cat with the jinglyest colar I've ever heard. Mang I like cats but fuck that thing.

[Anonymous No.6905817]

Neither of my roommates really know how to cook, but I could care less about that. I cook for myself a lot and give them samples and they are always thankful.

But the worst part is that they leave dirty dishes everywhere even though we have a dishwasher. How hard is it to fucking rinse a dish in the sink and pop it into the dishwasher after you're finished cooking? I normally start cleaning up my mess the moment I start cooking. If it wasn't for me our kitchen would be a mess and our stove would be covered in grease.

It's also kinda nasty that my german roommate (we live in america) sometimes leaves like half a cut tomato in the fridge without any saran wrap or bag or anything, just an open, exposed half of a tomato. What the fuck? And then he bothers to complain about the fruit flies in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.6905818]

>roommate can't cook for shit
>always wants to eat with us
>throws a fit when asked to chip in for food
>eats our left overs when he comes home in the middle of the night
>never did the dishes once despite eating with us on a weekly basis
>pushes my buttons by asking me to wash his plate in a real shitty way

I gotta stop being so fucking nice at some point.

[Anonymous No.6905827]

>>6905808
>PBR
>PBR
>PBR
sounds like me

[Anonymous No.6906010]

>>6905725
>i have to deal with this shit till august
either they'll despise me by the end (besides the irish guy who i'll be getting shitfaced with) or they wont' realize how much i hate them. At least they've already realized I won't eat anything they cook i told them 'i'd prefer to refine my own craft' and believed me.

[Anonymous No.6906064]

>>6903645

I don't really hate my former roommates (actually love them quite a bit), but their food habits were insane.

>Married couple
>She's 27, he's 30
>She subsists almost entirely on Red Bull and El Charrito frozen cheese enchiladas
>He will eat nothing but pizza rolls, Totino's Party Pizzas, hot fries, Funyuns, NOS, Coca-Cola and straight bottom-shelf tequila
>He is sick all the time, has frequent nightmares and diarrhea (though never at the same time)
>I move in
>Cook meals from scratch 4-5 nights a week
>Nothing fancy, but nevertheless filling and always with fresh ingredients
>Lots of veggies and lean meats
>Half the time they turn their nose up at it and won't touch a bite
>Leftovers for me for daaaaaays
>Husband admits his diet is bad but insists his body doesn't know anything else and if he starts eating healthy now, it'll just make things worse
>Motherfucker was literally diagnosed with scurvy 5 years ago
>Probably has it again
>Probably going to die before he's 40

[Anonymous No.6906110]

>>6905817
i think this is a typical german thing. does he also leave butter or eggs out on the counter?

[Anonymous No.6906192]

Do I hate my roommates? Nah, but they ate my food. I've since bought myself a mini fridge.

>Made chocolate covered fruit for upcoming anniversary with the SO
>Told roommates "If you want to try a piece while I'm out go ahead, but please leave the rest, they're for me and anon later"
>Leave for a few hours while the chocolate hardens
>Anon and I come back later, go to get chocolate covered fruit for dessert
>Open the fridge and it's not there
>wherethefuckisit.jpg
>Look in freezer
>Check the cabinets
>Check my fucking ROOM
>Out of the corner of my eye I notice the sheet the chocolate covered frutis were on in the sink
>Roommates ate all of them
>I'm talking 20 chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate covered cherries (I had to pit all of them), chocolate covered apple slices, etc
>No wonder my roommates are fat fucks

That was supposed to last us (My SO and I) at least a week of dessert. They also ate food my mum would send up, took my fresh mozzarella w/o asking, and ate all my fucking oreos. Cunts.

[Anonymous No.6906201]

>>6906192
Why the fuck do people do this?
Can they not cook, or afford their own food?

[Anonymous No.6906211]

>>6906201
Pretty sure it's fat people with no self control.

[Anonymous No.6906222]

>>6903670
is pumpkin beer any good?

[Anonymous No.6906223]

>>6906201
They had the "any food in the fridge is for everyone unless it's mine" mentality.

For instance

>Wake up one morning, cook eggs
>Can't tell which carton is mine (they both look exactly the fucking same w/ the exception that one has a small notch on it)
>Say fuck it, take two eggs
>Get a text later bitching that my roommate is missing two of her eggs
>I apologize and replace them, explaining the situation
>Roommate don't care
>The same roommate takes my fresh mozzarella a week later and refuses to replace it, saying that this is revenge for me "swiping her eggs"
>Even though I replaced them
>that
>bitch


>>6906211

It's that they're poor and they like nice things, so they take from people who can actually afford decent food. But one of them is definitely heftier than the other.

It was shortly after the chocolate fruit incident that I got my mini fridge.

[Anonymous No.6906224]

>>6906222
Its alright. You tire of it quickly.

[Anonymous No.6906232]

>>6906201
It's because they're women

[Anonymous No.6906239]

>>6906064
>He is sick all the time, has frequent nightmares and diarrhea (though never at the same time)
thats bottom shelf booze for ya

[Anonymous No.6906243]

>>6905808
>Hating PBR
It's $4.99 for a 16oz 6-pack, it's for the man on a budget who hasn't stooped down to Hurricane or Steel Reserve level.

[Anonymous No.6906248]

Does a parent count as roommate once you're an adult?

>Live with dad about 3 years ago (don't anymore)
>Dude constantly eats my food even after asking him not to
>Get jar of lemon curd from grandma for Christmas
>Decide to only have it once in a while to make it last
>Spread it once on toast
>A few weeks later
>Throwing something away
>Notice jar in trash
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Pull it out, jar is empty
>Open lid, notice spoon-scrape marks in remnants on bottom
>He ate it
>Every single bit
>Literally sat there and ate it "raw" by the spoonful (he does it all the time with jelly)
>The entire. fucking. jar.
>I only got about one tbsp
>I mad
>"Well, I had a sweet tooth!"
>Did you ever stop to think that since you clearly didn't buy it, that you should oh, I don't know, ASK before horking down the whole fucking thing and throwing away the empty jar?
>Gives some lame excuse
>I rage

And on and on. He had/has some serious problems with personal space and property. Would wreck my shit all the time with little regard.

[Anonymous No.6906261]

>>6903648
Bald guy is a douche with no taste buds.

Beers have a wide range of flavors and there's no denying it once you've had a dozen different varieties.

An espresso stout does not taste like a grapefruit ipa or any type of sour. Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.6906263]

>3rd year of college
>apartment with 2 friends who never did any dishes for weeks
>neither did I though
>no one took other peoples' food without asking
You faggots must shack up with people who have massive mental problems. And this is coming from 2 college disappointments and a sexual deviant.

[Anonymous No.6906268]

Only roomed with a friend for a few years before I got my own place. Worst thing he ever did was eat/use some of my food and replace it with the cheapest stuff he could find- like using my nice and (relatively) expensive cheese for a quesadilla and replacing it with store brand bulk cheese. And I had to get him his own baking sheet because he kept using mine to make pizza with and it got scratched to hell and back, which he payed me back for.

Nothing like some of the horror stories I've seen here and elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.6906269]

>>6904783
The retard talking about how much beer sucks is the intended idiot, can you really not see that? He's obviously the major asshole but maybe you just relate.

[Anonymous No.6906274]

>>6906232
The absolute WORST roommates i've ever had were all men.

Women actually clean up after themselves and they never stole food.

[Anonymous No.6906279]

>>6905711
>my roommate wants to partake in our slavshit liver war

I almost was able to do this. My russian friend's buddy doesn't like to drink though. He likes cocaine too much

[Anonymous No.6906281]

>>6904860
There's a difference between liking nice things and being a shit head.

I live with my sister. She's a badass mother fucker who shares her hobbies of indy wrestling, nice ass beer, comics (cape shit and non) and weight lifting (we have a Olympic bar set with about 350lbs) with me. We constantly share quality stuff. She eats my left overs and tells me how much she likes them while we discuss said hobbies. It's my birthday today and she bought me a four legged taxidermy chick with four legs and a Japanese print of a horse archer.

Life is pretty great. Only complaint is her diet is fairly strict in that she eats the same few foods including a lot of Greek yogurt and tuna in top of my left overs and she doesn't clean her room much. No real complaints.

Love being sisters.

[Anonymous No.6906295]

>>6906274
>Women actually clean up after themselves and they never stole food.
Only if you're lucky or they think a man is looking.

Women are probably generally cleaner than men but filthy women are next level shit.

[Anonymous No.6906392]

>>6906281
>btw i'm a grill

[Anonymous No.6906429]

>>6906281
Nice blog

[Anonymous No.6906437]

>>6906263
Anon do you live with me?

[Anonymous No.6906465]

>>6905817
This shit. My roommates aren't even that bad, but I've never understood just throwing cups and/or dishes that don't need to be soaked into the sink when there's a dishwasher RIGHT THERE. What the fuck. Just put them inside.

[Anonymous No.6906500]

>>6906429
Thanks I try.

Like the complaints here aren't the same. I'm going to go give my sister godzilla in hell tomorrow just for you, anon. I'll cook a stir fry from all the leftover Chinese I got today and I'll vaguely remember you as she picks all the protein out of it.

[Anonymous No.6906531]

>>6906281
>It's my birthday today and she bought me a four legged taxidermy chick with four legs and a Japanese print of a horse archer.

you had me until this

[Anonymous No.6906534]

>>6906531
It's true tho. You couldn't make that shit up.

Etsy is a magical thing if you want to find freaky as fuck gifts. I got her a cane toad coin purse for her birthday. She got me a taxidermy duckling with a Santa hat for Christmas.

Real complaint; greek yogurt tubs in the sink. I have to wash them out and recycle them. Erry damn time.

[Anonymous No.6906545]

>>6906269
I would really, really, really like that to be the case.
Listen man, don't read any more of that guy's comics. Stay gold.

[Anonymous No.6906551]

>>6903648
Does it not seem like hes making fun of the people that drink beer even if they dont like it?

If that was the case, hes not being pretentious and shit talking beer. Hes just making fun of people with low self esteem

[Anonymous No.6906566]

>>6906437
>>6906437
I don't know did you live in Philly across from Clark Park?

[Anonymous No.6906568]

>>6906545
Wow le pony boy fuck of Brian jesus christ could you be any more of a faggot?

[Anonymous No.6906838]

>>6906551
No one drinks craft beer who doesn't like it. The closest you get are people who think porters are hardcore shit for real men when they taste like caramel toffee, don't go with anything, and drink them in the summer. They also don't know stout is a type of porter.

That or macro craft and import fags who drive a bmw and drink heiniken because it costs more and has a fancy commercial with the big nosed indie movie guy. Even they kinda like it and can be turned on to a better equivalent.

No one pretends to like good beer. There are those that pretend to like swill because they know no better, but the equivalent of a chuuni teenager pretending to like coffee is rarer than hen's teeth. xkcd guy is a known pretentious faggot and this is just another example of him trying to be clever but completely failing because he's an autistic CS major with a solipsistic ego which means he can't put aside his shit opinions for the sake of being poignant or entertaining. He's basically Dobson with graphs. You can try to read it that way, but it's never worked before because he is incapable of making fun of himself.

[Anonymous No.6906847]

>buy 2 dozen eggs
>2 days later
>1 dozen already gone

[Anonymous No.6906874]

>not pictured
>pumpkin spice Oreos
Yeah she's basic af. One of those 'vegetarians' who can't cook so all she does is buy frozen pizza and make salads that she drowns in Newmans.
To top it all off, she's a feminist too. I can't wait to move out.

[Anonymous No.6906925]

>>6906838
>No one drinks craft beer who doesn't like it. The closest you get are people who think porters are hardcore shit for real men when they taste like caramel toffee, don't go with anything, and drink them in the summer. They also don't know stout is a type of porter.

None of that is true.

[Anonymous No.6907018]

>>6906925
>stout
>stout porter
>not a porter
>stoutfags not the worst at "manly" posturing while not drinking anything else
At least they know what they like but fuck if they know anything about beer.

[Anonymous No.6907807]

>>6906222

Some brands, If you want something that tastes a lot like pumpkin spice, I recommend, Shipyard's Smashed Pumpkin. But subtle pumpkin flavors are good too, like Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin.

[Anonymous No.6907888]

>>6906248
>adult
>live with parents

Manchild please go back to /r9k/, the adults are speaking

[Anonymous No.6907945]

>>6903645

I fucking love Terrapin Liquid Bliss and won't apologize. I do hate most pumpkin flavored beers though.

[Anonymous No.6907956]

>>6903855
tj has some good beer, just depends which brewery its from

[Anonymous No.6907961]

>>6907018
He is wrong about the stout.
However you're wrong, its IPA fags that are the worst.

[Anonymous No.6908121]

>>6906192
>chocolate covered cherries (I had to pit all of them
how did you dip them in chocolate without the stem?

also, quality post, femanon. You kept your gender to yourself. Well done.

[Anonymous No.6908195]

>>6906248
I have similar problem with my parents
>traveling out of the area to a town for classes
>buy apple butter from a specialty shop in the town
>it has the town name on it so they know I bought it from there/it's mine
>one day when making breakfast I notice 3/4s of the jar's contents is gone
>I've only eaten a knifespread's worth two or three times so far, so I ask my mother about it
>"Uh anon I haven't been touching that because it's yours, it must be your father eating it"

If this guy sees anything he wants to eat it's gone in less than a week. Now I just keep all my non-perishable food in a grocery sack in my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.6908200]

>>6903645
>bitching about terrapin

shits decent value. i dont like liquid bliss though

[Anonymous No.6908244]

>roommates never clean anything
>kitchen is nearly unusable
>have to stack loads of dirty shit on one side of the counter to clear space just to cook
>they refuse to clean even when confronted
>go into one of their rooms and smoke all their weed

fuckers

[Anonymous No.6908269]

>>6905818
shoulda took the plate and dropped it on the floor and brok it, then said now it doesn't need washed, and clean up this mess bitch

[Anonymous No.6908305]

>>6908244
man you think you have it bad, you don't know what bad is till you have a hoarder for a roommate.
>I'm the only one who ever does dishes or cooks
don't really mind that part, I make for me and if there's extra then bitches can partake with no issues
>only one who ever cleans anything
>can only clean so well cause roommate freaks the fuck out if you throw anything of his away even if it's clearly trash like empty two liters
>car parts and random shit fill the kitchen so I barely got space to cook or prep
>canned goods over five years old that he thinks you should replace if you toss them
>bugs everyfuckingwhere

[Anonymous No.6908441]

>>6907961
I'm sick of being pigeon-holed into this imaginary group of people who think that drinking IPA makes them ultra super cool. I drink IPA's because I like citrusy, piney beers that pack a punch. I don't do it because I think it's cool, I do it because that's what I like.

[Anonymous No.6908452]

>>6908244
>go into one of their rooms and smoke all their weed
I understand your frustration, but that's pretty harsh. Next time try piling their dirty dishes in their room instead.

[Anonymous No.6908472]

>>6905818
Just confront him. Tell him that he has to chip in for food if he's going to eat it. Tell him he has to be responsible for his own actions. If that doesn't work, buy yourself a new set of cheap plates and use those. Store them in your room when you're not using them.

IMO half the problems in this thread would disappear if the anons confronted their room mates about their bad habits.

[Anonymous No.6908490]

>>6908472
>IMO half the problems in this thread would disappear if the anons confronted their room mates about their bad habits.
I agree in theory, but there are some crazy fucking people out there who will freak out even if confronted in a calm, respectful manner. And there are others who simply don't give a fuck and won't listen to you raising the issues. Maybe these anons all live with such crazy fucks.

[Anonymous No.6908512]

>>6905410
Looking at your desk, not knowing the actual frequency you drink, I could assume that you're an alcohol.
But I can't even tell if half of those are liquor or some sort of meme drink.
Most of them look fancy enough that you could expect it to be a "I drink a small amount of one of these bottles every week or so" type deal

[Anonymous No.6908519]

>>6908512
It looks mostly like beer and maybe a bottle of vodka in the back and wine on the right. Not much booze actually in the picture.

[Anonymous No.6908531]

>>6908512
>>6908519
Saving empty liquor/beer bottles has always seemed a tad silly to me.

[Anonymous No.6908534]

>>6908531
It's gross for the most part. Easier than trying to pull off labels for a scrapbook with tasting notes, but easy is just another word for lazy and tasteless.

[Anonymous No.6908549]

>>6908534
I just like to take pictures of the more unique beers I drink. I'm not much of a liquor drinker but if I buy something fancy/unusual it'll be around for months, so by the time I'm done with it I just recycle the bottle.

To quote Klingon post mortem philosophy, "It is but an empty shell, treat it as such."

[Anonymous No.6908567]

>>6908512
I bag them up and bring them to the bottle-exhange like once a week; most are pretty solid beers, one memewine from croatia, some meme-locally sourced vodka from california, and some meme-seaweed whiskey from maine.
>>6908519
i was using the vodka bottle as a water bottle because i left my actual waterbottles in teh car
>>6908531
>>6908534
you can do some cool arts and crafts with some of them, but i have a journal with all my tasting notes so I don't save them, and i'm not some half-fag who does arts and crafts

[Anonymous No.6908571]

>roomate's left a chicken sandwich wrapper in the fridge I share with them for almost a week now

If we share it, can't they at least be the one to throw it away? I didn't wanna touch it at first after a day or two because it was her food but now it's been way too long. I'm throwing that shit out before I leave for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.6908586]

>>6908571
be prepared to hear her bitch about you stealing her mcchicken bruh

[Anonymous No.6908631]

>>6908121

I ended up using a toothpick-like method for this. Same concept; It worked well with the dipping, and I ASSUME it would have worked well with the eating. I'm still fucking bitter about that shit.

And thank you, I always try to as to not seem like an attention whore

[Anonymous No.6908659]

>>6908441
Cool dude

[Anonymous No.6908952]

>>6908631
>spoiler
>on a cooking forum
What is there to possibly spoiler? The only use I could possibly think of is spoiled food jokes

[Anonymous No.6911254]

My first roommate was a heroine addict, and not even he ate my food and did his own dishes.
Like, how the fuck do you find these people?