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6903293 No.6903293 [Reply] [Original]

how do I make this taste good

I have some leftover panda express and some other shit in the fridge

please help

>> No.6903323

>>6903293
>how do I make this taste good

You don't--get shitfaced and you won't care.

>> No.6903337
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6903337

alternatively, dried basil and pepper flakes is good on it too.

>> No.6903347
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6903347

totino's pizza literally tastes better than little caesars and domino''s pizza

>> No.6903352

>>6903293
add some more cheese, add bacon bits, put on dicktons of salt

>> No.6903353

>>6903347
it is indeed better than little caesars, but, how did you make it that fluffy

>> No.6903374

Dude. I don't know what kind of Panda Express you have, but I've added General Tso's chicken and pepper jack cheese to a cheese pizza before with superior results.

>> No.6903375

>>6903353
bake it

>> No.6903522

Heat it up in any kind of oven except a microwave oven. It will taste good. Leave it slightly longer than suggested.

>> No.6903526

>>6903353
It isn't even fluffy. The crust doesn't change size. It just browns and is all flaky and good. He added extra toppings if that is what you mean?? That with a side salad and big glass of non-iced well water is a healthy meal. Maybe healthy is wrong. It tastes better than vomit which is what dominos is.

>> No.6903547
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6903547

>select all doughnuts
>pick a bagel

>> No.6903558

>>6903293
dump Panda Express on top of pizza, microwave pizza

>> No.6903560

Ranch + tabasco

>> No.6903780

use a toaster oven and cook it for about five minutes longer than the recommended time

>> No.6904120

People always say tobasco because it has a strong vinegar taste.. i just use sriracha and vinegar on any kind of shit cheap pizza (inluding hot n ready). On top of that i add red pepper flakes, basil, oregano and garlic powder.. Try it.

>> No.6904122

>>6904120
can you even taste anything after you add 20 kinds of bullshit on top of it faggot?

>> No.6904153

>>6904122
It's a frozen pizza designed for the lowest common denominator which means BLAND.

>> No.6904308

>>6903560
This. Plus like 9 beers and that shit will be amazing but prepare for stomach hell later

>> No.6904314

All frozen pizza is made up of the same basic constituents - dough, tomato, cheese and savory toppings.

Your OP pic should be perfectly consumable. There are great pizzas and average pizzas. There are never bad pizzas.

>> No.6904326

>>6904314
Bullshit. When I was young and naive I saw 3 full size pizzas on sale for £1. It was store brand, the store being a small unknown one, but it looked edible and I was tight on money. So I cooked one, came out looking decent enough. Bit into it and gagged, the base tasted incredibly bitter and the ham had crunchy bits in.

Now while it's evident that if you buy what are effectively 33p pizzas they are going to suck, my point is that there definitely are bad pizzas out there.