WOMEN /CK/ RAGE THREAD

[Anonymous No.6893157]

>gf tells me she wants to cook for me
>wants to do pasta,cant be hard to fuck up right ?
>puts salt in the water and brings it to boil so far so good
>puts in farfalle
>runs out
>puts in some penne
>penne and farfalle have different cooking times and texture which ruins the dish
>tell her she cant cook
>asks me why
>tell her why
>tells me to get over it

fucking women who ever invented the women belong in the kitchen meme

[Anonymous No.6893168]

Damn that's wifey material you have here

[Anonymous No.6893174]

>gf wants to show she appreciates you
>sperge out and criticize her cullinary skills when she just wants to show she loves you.
I don't care how bad she fucked up you could've gotten laid that night.
You're retarded OP

[Anonymous No.6893181]

>friend's 3 yo daughter wants to color a picture for me
>bitch can't even color in the lines

[Anonymous No.6893201]

>Eating women's cooking
Enjoy eating period blood

[Anonymous No.6893214]

>>6893174
Getting laid was never the issue.. jesus go hire a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.6893223]

>>6893174
lol if you have a gf ur getting laid most nights, virgin

[Anonymous No.6893224]

>>6893157

Sounds like she owned you. Next time tell her she's a good for nothing and teach her how to cook.

[Anonymous No.6893228]

>>6893174
Bitches love when you criticize and tell them they don't measure up to certain expectations. Makes them insecure and want to try harder.

[Anonymous No.6893263]

>>6893223
>>6893214
Fucking autism

[Anonymous No.6893272]

>penne and farfalle have different cooking times and texture which ruins the dish

The structure of that line impressed me, but you just haven't gotten enough of the right kind of response for me to give you better than a 4/10.

[Anonymous No.6893275]

[Anonymous No.6893282]

You should just teach her how to cook.

But I agree the "women belong in the kitchen" thing is retarded. That's something I agree with feminist, even if for opposite reasons.

[Anonymous No.6893285]

>>6893228
Pretty much applies to people in general

[Anonymous No.6893302]

>>6893157
> Women stop learning how to cook because muh feminism
> I learn how to cook well in order to eat well
> Women think it's so romantic when I cook for them
> I just can't trust their dumb ass in the kitchen

I swear to god, the moment sex robots get invented...

[Anonymous No.6893564]

My wife is a bad cook but an awesome baker. I taught myself to cook on nothing but a stove out of necessity, she learned to bake from her mom and grandma. It's a good match.

[Anonymous No.6893597]

>>6893157

>decide I want to cook for my boyfriend, maybe if I make him some actual food he'll stop eating chicken tenders for literally every meal
>no time to make anything complex because I just got home from work, Anon sat playing video games all day as usual
>decide to make pasta
>start boiling water, throw in farfalle but there isn't enough for Anon's gargantuan appetite
>eh fuck it, I'll just use this penne too, it's all pasta anyway and I'm tired
>serve dinner
>"Uh-- uh---- I----"
>What Anon spit it out
>"The --- the texture isn't--- uh---"
>Look Anon, I just got home from an 8 hour work day, just shut up and eat your pasta. When the hell are you going to get a job anyway?
>"Y-yes dear"
>mfw he runs back to his computer right after dinner to tell his gay internet friends some "green arrow story" or something

[Anonymous No.6893603]

>>6893597

[Anonymous No.6893608]

>>6893597
Wow only 8 hours must be nice

[Anonymous No.6893611]

>>6893608

It's pretty great not being a wagecuck, yeah absolutely

[Anonymous No.6893614]

>>6893611
At least I make more than those on salary because I'm paid for when I'm here

[Anonymous No.6893617]

>>6893597
That's pretty much me and my gf, minus the bitching online.

[Anonymous No.6893626]

>>6893614

I bet you even go in before noon on Fridays

[Anonymous No.6893636]

>>6893617
That's sad regards, sadfrog

[Anonymous No.6893643]

>>6893626
Well, I work nights, so my week is done Friday morning.

[Anonymous No.6893644]

>>6893597

This is such a shit meme, why does it keep getting used?

[Anonymous No.6893652]

>gf offers to cook for me
>never seasons properly
>doesn't understand why her food doesn't taste good
>won't take advice

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.6893655]

>Making gyros
>"Hon, can you pick me up some plain Greek yogurt"
>"Sure thing"
>....
>Enjoy your vanilla lamb.... Slut.

[Anonymous No.6893657]

These threads are the best works of comedic fiction I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.6893659]

>>6893644

Nice try OP

[Anonymous No.6893660]

>>6893659

I'm not the OP, but it's still a shit meme.

[Anonymous No.6893663]

>>6893660
>Not op
Still a faggot tho.